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Gender: male
Steam Profile: punchesyourface
Consoles Owned: A lot, even though I just use PC
Video Games Played: Garry's Mod, CS:S, CS, CS:GO, CS:CZ, CS:CZ Deleted Scenes, BioShick, Half-Life Opposing Force, Half-Life 2, Half-Life 2:Episode 2, Doom 3:BFG Edition, Just Cause 2, SR3, Portal 2, Blood Dragon, Left 4 Dead 2
X-box Gamertag: X-box is for pussies
Date Signed Up:7/18/2013
Last Login:2/20/2015
Location:Space
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#4006 - you said i was handsome a bit ago is my lankiness making me no…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Be vain, post your best... +1
User avatar #4019 - Elk (02/19/2015) [-]
Nah, I was just wondering. I just figured you were gonna be like 6'9" or something. I'm really bad at judging heights.

If it's bothering you, you could lift more weights or something.
#4001 - is that a bad thing i'm 6'3 or 6'4  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Be vain, post your best... +1
User avatar #4011 - Elk (02/19/2015) [-]
No, it's just weird.

I'm the same height, but I never really think of myself as being tall until I see someone else like that. Like I'll watch a movie with a tall guy and think he's a giant until I look him up.
#3998 - i've got that apple bottom bro  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Be vain, post your best... 0
#4015 - icktomi (02/19/2015) [-]
drop-drop-drop
dropitlikeits hawt hawt
#3948 - ok i've already posted some but here i wanna just talk about m…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Be vain, post your best... +1
User avatar #3956 - Elk (02/19/2015) [-]
How tall are you? You look really lanky.
User avatar #4006 - yorker (02/19/2015) [-]
you said i was handsome a bit ago is my lankiness making me not handsome
User avatar #4019 - Elk (02/19/2015) [-]
Nah, I was just wondering. I just figured you were gonna be like 6'9" or something. I'm really bad at judging heights.

If it's bothering you, you could lift more weights or something.
User avatar #4001 - yorker (02/19/2015) [-]
is that a bad thing

i'm 6'3 or 6'4
User avatar #4011 - Elk (02/19/2015) [-]
No, it's just weird.

I'm the same height, but I never really think of myself as being tall until I see someone else like that. Like I'll watch a movie with a tall guy and think he's a giant until I look him up.
#3887 - Picture 02/19/2015 on Be vain, post your best... +1
#3884 - here is me showing off my huge booty  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Be vain, post your best... +2
User avatar #3968 - icktomi (02/19/2015) [-]
Back dat up bro
User avatar #3998 - yorker (02/19/2015) [-]
i've got that apple bottom bro
#4015 - icktomi (02/19/2015) [-]
drop-drop-drop
dropitlikeits hawt hawt
#3887 - yorker (02/19/2015) [-]
#3876 - also look at this pic of me and my girlfriend  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Be vain, post your best... +1
User avatar #3889 - Mr Unsmiley (02/19/2015) [-]
hit dem walls bruh
#3822 - BREH HANG IN THERE BREH DONT OVERDOSE ON CUTENESS  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Be vain, post your best... 0
#5101 - breh (02/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, Don`t Overdose
#3820 - thank you very much! 02/19/2015 on Be vain, post your best... 0
#3785 - he is cute breh and his name is winston c:  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Be vain, post your best... +1
#3805 - bpissdrunk (02/19/2015) [-]
IZ TOO CUTE FOR ME BREH
User avatar #3822 - yorker (02/19/2015) [-]
BREH HANG IN THERE BREH DONT OVERDOSE ON CUTENESS
#5101 - breh (02/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, Don`t Overdose

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User avatar #145 - yorker (02/10/2015) [-]
gonna get **** for this, but honestly i just come here for people watching,and don't dress like you retards. everyone here's gonna hate the way i dress.

seriously everyone here dresses like an autist or a queer, and some of you are both and you're just autistic queers!

the only person who's dressed cool in here is this dude
>>9433431

you all rip on other fashions but if any of you basement dwelling "goth ninja" homos stepped out of your basement or stopped jacking off into your own mouths and using the splooge as toothpaste and actually encountered another human being instead of just being circle jerked and being led to believe that your outfits were good by equally autistic people on the internet, then those people on the outside world would ask you why you are dressed like a ******* cunt and you'd probably get spit on which you'd love because you all love being degraded since you're all ******* pathetic.

except for
>>9433431
User avatar #144 - yorker (02/10/2015) [-]
you thought you killed me
but your bullets missed
all you did
was get me ******* pissed
now i'm after you
and you better run
cuz this dead man has got himself a gun
friends and i are drivin
down the street
once i see you
you're good as dead meat
cuz we're gonna punch
and we're gonna kick
and then my dog is gonna bite off your dick!!
User avatar #146 to #144 - mvtjets (02/18/2015) [-]
Edge that could split atoms
User avatar #147 to #146 - yorker (02/19/2015) [-]
i write comedy punk songs
User avatar #143 - yorker (02/10/2015) [-]
human flesh is burning
it smells like back in 'nam
people catch on fire
when you add napalm
#142 - yorker Comment deleted by yorker [-]
#141 - Elk (01/14/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** fers
User avatar #78 - (01/09/2014) [-]
I'm going to ban you. I'm tired of trolls just cost me money and who abuse the site. Any objections?
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