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#24 - You better hope you haven't got a big dick, or she is gonna be…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/16/2011 on Worth The Read 3 0
#25 - CouldaBeenYourDad (01/17/2011) [-]
...shit im not gunna lie, im above average...
User avatar #27 - yodennis (01/17/2011) [-]
I'm also not gonna lie, your first time may not be so great...
User avatar #33 - AlishaInWonderland (01/17/2011) [-]
My first time was okay. The second time was better. And I wished I waited. Because my ex and I were talking and we both said we wished never did. And then the guy after that was GREAT. But I was actually in love with him. And then the guy I'm with now wants to real bad, but I don't know, I don't really love him. :/
User avatar #35 - yodennis (01/17/2011) [-]
You shouldn't be with someone if you don't feel the same for eachother. I'm not saying you have to love them but think about it, say he loves the shit out of you. You have mild feelings for him, that's leading him on. Say he just wants you for sex, that's leading you on. So what i'm saying is you need to have a subtle conversation with him and try and get some answers :)
User avatar #37 - AlishaInWonderland (01/17/2011) [-]
Well, I mean, I do love him. But I love my ex more... And it really sucks. And I was trying to move on from my ex with him, and it's not really working. I'm really trying to open up to him, and like I cried on him they other night, and it felt good. But I don't know, it's complicated.... And he's like in super duper love with me.
User avatar #38 - yodennis (01/17/2011) [-]
Ah. Just think of all the bad points your ex had. Don't say he had none because that means you are not willing to move on. Just think.
User avatar #39 - AlishaInWonderland (01/17/2011) [-]
Oh, he wasn't perfect at all. But he was closer to the kind of guy I want. Like he is the exact guy I wanted.
User avatar #40 - yodennis (01/17/2011) [-]
What's stopping you from going back to him?
User avatar #41 - AlishaInWonderland (01/17/2011) [-]
Him. He broke up with me and he's trying to ignore me and being a jerk (which he really isn't) so I can get over him, but I know he's just being this way so I'll hate him and get over him. Sooo, it's not working. :P
User avatar #42 - yodennis (01/17/2011) [-]
You're sticking up for him. Don't. Go along with the act. Trust me, I may only be 14 but I know my shit.
User avatar #45 - AlishaInWonderland (01/17/2011) [-]
Actually, I talked to like the first guy I ever dated last night because they hang out and smoke together. And he was like "Yea, he doesn't hate you, and he's not an ass, he's trying to get you over him, because you and I know he like the best guy ever."
So I asked him if he wanted to smoke with me and my first ex, and he was like "Sure, let me talk to Shawn. (First ex)" So we're all going to smoke and be chill. XD
User avatar #50 - yodennis (01/17/2011) [-]
That's not psycology, that's being fucking psychic XD
User avatar #47 - yodennis (01/17/2011) [-]
Take your current boyfriend with you. Check out some behavioural psycology on the interwebs. Analyse how the two act around you. Don't feel overwhelmed by the awkwardness if there is any. How old are you anyways?
User avatar #48 - AlishaInWonderland (01/17/2011) [-]
LOL I'm 17. And I'm going to be a phycologist, so I study the shit out of behaviors. Shawn said I was really good at it, because I know when something is wrong. Not even having to hear them or see them. Haha.
#28 - CouldaBeenYourDad (01/17/2011) [-]
damn it better be D:
#19 - Sex isn't all that great. I'm 14 and I'm damn not happy I rush…  [+] (17 new replies) 01/16/2011 on Worth The Read 3 0
#21 - CouldaBeenYourDad (01/16/2011) [-]
ohh lol that doesnt sound fun at all :p but im gunna wear a rubber, and my girls definitely a virgin lol
User avatar #24 - yodennis (01/16/2011) [-]
You better hope you haven't got a big dick, or she is gonna be screaming... In pain.
#25 - CouldaBeenYourDad (01/17/2011) [-]
...shit im not gunna lie, im above average...
User avatar #27 - yodennis (01/17/2011) [-]
I'm also not gonna lie, your first time may not be so great...
User avatar #33 - AlishaInWonderland (01/17/2011) [-]
My first time was okay. The second time was better. And I wished I waited. Because my ex and I were talking and we both said we wished never did. And then the guy after that was GREAT. But I was actually in love with him. And then the guy I'm with now wants to real bad, but I don't know, I don't really love him. :/
User avatar #35 - yodennis (01/17/2011) [-]
You shouldn't be with someone if you don't feel the same for eachother. I'm not saying you have to love them but think about it, say he loves the shit out of you. You have mild feelings for him, that's leading him on. Say he just wants you for sex, that's leading you on. So what i'm saying is you need to have a subtle conversation with him and try and get some answers :)
User avatar #37 - AlishaInWonderland (01/17/2011) [-]
Well, I mean, I do love him. But I love my ex more... And it really sucks. And I was trying to move on from my ex with him, and it's not really working. I'm really trying to open up to him, and like I cried on him they other night, and it felt good. But I don't know, it's complicated.... And he's like in super duper love with me.
User avatar #38 - yodennis (01/17/2011) [-]
Ah. Just think of all the bad points your ex had. Don't say he had none because that means you are not willing to move on. Just think.
User avatar #39 - AlishaInWonderland (01/17/2011) [-]
Oh, he wasn't perfect at all. But he was closer to the kind of guy I want. Like he is the exact guy I wanted.
User avatar #40 - yodennis (01/17/2011) [-]
What's stopping you from going back to him?
User avatar #41 - AlishaInWonderland (01/17/2011) [-]
Him. He broke up with me and he's trying to ignore me and being a jerk (which he really isn't) so I can get over him, but I know he's just being this way so I'll hate him and get over him. Sooo, it's not working. :P
User avatar #42 - yodennis (01/17/2011) [-]
You're sticking up for him. Don't. Go along with the act. Trust me, I may only be 14 but I know my shit.
User avatar #45 - AlishaInWonderland (01/17/2011) [-]
Actually, I talked to like the first guy I ever dated last night because they hang out and smoke together. And he was like "Yea, he doesn't hate you, and he's not an ass, he's trying to get you over him, because you and I know he like the best guy ever."
So I asked him if he wanted to smoke with me and my first ex, and he was like "Sure, let me talk to Shawn. (First ex)" So we're all going to smoke and be chill. XD
User avatar #50 - yodennis (01/17/2011) [-]
That's not psycology, that's being fucking psychic XD
User avatar #47 - yodennis (01/17/2011) [-]
Take your current boyfriend with you. Check out some behavioural psycology on the interwebs. Analyse how the two act around you. Don't feel overwhelmed by the awkwardness if there is any. How old are you anyways?
User avatar #48 - AlishaInWonderland (01/17/2011) [-]
LOL I'm 17. And I'm going to be a phycologist, so I study the shit out of behaviors. Shawn said I was really good at it, because I know when something is wrong. Not even having to hear them or see them. Haha.
#28 - CouldaBeenYourDad (01/17/2011) [-]
damn it better be D:
#66 - Hmm... 01/16/2011 on Fun Idea: read description +2
#16 - "Smothered her with my pillow" 01/16/2011 on LAST SICKI COMP +9
#15 - Take away the 'L'. 01/16/2011 on LAST SICKI COMP +3
#31 - Anyone reminded of this? 01/16/2011 on LOL +13
#30 - Comment deleted 01/16/2011 on LOL 0
#65 - Picture 01/16/2011 on After a dump +1
#405 - Para The convienience of the hour -_- 01/16/2011 on Your band 0
#72 - I apologize. You can see how I stereotyped you as a 'no life' …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2011 on If T.V shows were memes +1
User avatar #73 - Loppytaffy (01/16/2011) [-]
pretty much yeah, but i do over analyse everything.
#68 - You need to go outside XD  [+] (3 new replies) 01/16/2011 on If T.V shows were memes +3
User avatar #69 - Loppytaffy (01/16/2011) [-]
I actually do. And stop helping my friend with her Media homework.
User avatar #72 - yodennis (01/16/2011) [-]
I apologize. You can see how I stereotyped you as a 'no life' though right?
User avatar #73 - Loppytaffy (01/16/2011) [-]
pretty much yeah, but i do over analyse everything.
#221 - Ahh. I think I would be middle school, I'm 14? 01/16/2011 on Creepy myths 11 +1
#219 - I don't know what that means, I'm English :S  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2011 on Creepy myths 11 +1
User avatar #220 - thephantur (01/16/2011) [-]
4 years of High School:

Freshman, Sophomore, Junior, Senior.

I took it back when I was a Sophomore.
#217 - That doesn't make you a douche :) It makes you passive agressi…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/16/2011 on Creepy myths 11 +1
User avatar #218 - thephantur (01/16/2011) [-]
Took it sophomore year.
User avatar #221 - yodennis (01/16/2011) [-]
Ahh. I think I would be middle school, I'm 14?
User avatar #219 - yodennis (01/16/2011) [-]
I don't know what that means, I'm English :S
User avatar #220 - thephantur (01/16/2011) [-]
4 years of High School:

Freshman, Sophomore, Junior, Senior.

I took it back when I was a Sophomore.
#215 - Why would choose to be a douche?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/16/2011 on Creepy myths 11 +1
User avatar #216 - thephantur (01/16/2011) [-]
Because it's the internetz, why not?

I find it fun to see people rage at me for a simple typed message.
User avatar #217 - yodennis (01/16/2011) [-]
That doesn't make you a douche :) It makes you passive agressive I think. Do you know anything about psychology?
User avatar #218 - thephantur (01/16/2011) [-]
Took it sophomore year.
User avatar #221 - yodennis (01/16/2011) [-]
Ahh. I think I would be middle school, I'm 14?
User avatar #219 - yodennis (01/16/2011) [-]
I don't know what that means, I'm English :S
User avatar #220 - thephantur (01/16/2011) [-]
4 years of High School:

Freshman, Sophomore, Junior, Senior.

I took it back when I was a Sophomore.
#213 - Ah, I see. Even though you most likely aren't, it makes you lo…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/16/2011 on Creepy myths 11 +1
User avatar #214 - thephantur (01/16/2011) [-]
I am a douche. Believe what you want but I can always send in some class reports and ACT scores.
User avatar #215 - yodennis (01/16/2011) [-]
Why would choose to be a douche?
User avatar #216 - thephantur (01/16/2011) [-]
Because it's the internetz, why not?

I find it fun to see people rage at me for a simple typed message.
User avatar #217 - yodennis (01/16/2011) [-]
That doesn't make you a douche :) It makes you passive agressive I think. Do you know anything about psychology?
User avatar #218 - thephantur (01/16/2011) [-]
Took it sophomore year.
User avatar #221 - yodennis (01/16/2011) [-]
Ahh. I think I would be middle school, I'm 14?
User avatar #219 - yodennis (01/16/2011) [-]
I don't know what that means, I'm English :S
User avatar #220 - thephantur (01/16/2011) [-]
4 years of High School:

Freshman, Sophomore, Junior, Senior.

I took it back when I was a Sophomore.
#81 - He may have used the 12 year old defense but you replied with …  [+] (13 new replies) 01/15/2011 on Creepy myths 11 +1
User avatar #102 - thephantur (01/15/2011) [-]
That's right. The best defense against being called stupid is to prove you aren't. I'm smart and proud. :)
User avatar #213 - yodennis (01/16/2011) [-]
Ah, I see. Even though you most likely aren't, it makes you look like a bit of a douche...
User avatar #214 - thephantur (01/16/2011) [-]
I am a douche. Believe what you want but I can always send in some class reports and ACT scores.
User avatar #215 - yodennis (01/16/2011) [-]
Why would choose to be a douche?
User avatar #216 - thephantur (01/16/2011) [-]
Because it's the internetz, why not?

I find it fun to see people rage at me for a simple typed message.
User avatar #217 - yodennis (01/16/2011) [-]
That doesn't make you a douche :) It makes you passive agressive I think. Do you know anything about psychology?
User avatar #218 - thephantur (01/16/2011) [-]
Took it sophomore year.
User avatar #221 - yodennis (01/16/2011) [-]
Ahh. I think I would be middle school, I'm 14?
User avatar #219 - yodennis (01/16/2011) [-]
I don't know what that means, I'm English :S
User avatar #220 - thephantur (01/16/2011) [-]
4 years of High School:

Freshman, Sophomore, Junior, Senior.

I took it back when I was a Sophomore.
#110 - treeclimberIoI (01/15/2011) [-]
User avatar #170 - thephantur (01/15/2011) [-]
I still have a fucking gold medal. Good enough for me.
#184 - treeclimberIoI (01/16/2011) [-]
EVERYONE gets a gold medal
#57 - ????? Profit 01/13/2011 on Admit it, you have all done... +2
#121 - I'm not being mean or anything and feel free to thumb me down,…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2011 on My Controller (2) +1
User avatar #125 - Zaivia (01/11/2011) [-]
Amen to that.
User avatar #122 - Superleggera (01/11/2011) [-]
Well what do you want me to say? MY dog ate it? But anyway its like for christmas. I mean dont you guys get pretty awesome shit for christmas?
#7 - This wasn't me by the way, he doesn't even know this is on her… 01/11/2011 on A letter -1
#5 - ******* lol XD! I can't believe i've never realised tha… 01/10/2011 on A letter -1
#2 - That's when he has to do the detention :)  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2011 on A letter -1
User avatar #3 - lolwolf (01/10/2011) [-]
yes I know that :3
#38 - Yes. 01/09/2011 on Penguins -3
#376 - Because dubstep is a horrible noise that I imagine whale rape …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2011 on Metallica 0
User avatar #417 - sonicg (01/05/2011) [-]
lol
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#41 - zoint (10/24/2011) [-]
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User avatar #39 - hearshot (07/16/2011) [-]
**hearshot rolls 29** dubs and you get bummed in Blackpool
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**charliespleen rolls 28** Dubs and you're paedosexual.
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Well Uganda awaits, bro. Nice knowing you and all
User avatar #24 to #25 - yodennis (05/05/2011) [-]
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**yodennis rolls 17** father hates me...
User avatar #27 to #27 - hearshot (05/05/2011) [-]
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User avatar #26 to #27 - yodennis (05/05/2011) [-]
OMG A d mi n changes to father XD
User avatar #28 to #28 - hearshot (05/05/2011) [-]
You only just noticed that **** ?
User avatar #29 to #30 - yodennis (05/05/2011) [-]
**yodennis rolls 8,893** Yeah, last time I checked it was bfather :L
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Russia time mofo
#31 to #32 - hearshot (05/05/2011) [-]
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Oh and dubs. Simply dubs.
User avatar #32 to #33 - yodennis (05/05/2011) [-]
**yodennis rolls 82** You are actually the biggest troll I know -_-
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**yodennis rolls 65** big brother
User avatar #37 to #38 - hearshot (05/18/2011) [-]
I see what you did there
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**hearshot rolls 73** Dubs and I put you up for adoption in Uganda.
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**hearshot rolls 24** dubs and you were adopted
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Hmmmm...
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I have aids
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Mass AIDS.
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