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Age: 103
Date Signed Up:3/09/2012
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#16 - time to pose  [+] (33 replies) 08/04/2016 on Facebook Memes Damning Our... +173
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#430 - crimsonuruzuki (08/07/2016) [-]
Stand Name:「 Hotter Sadness 」

Stand Ability: [Flaw Enhancement]( powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flaw_Enhancement )

Power - B

Speed - C

Range - D

Durability - E

Precision - A

Potential - C

Description: The power to enhance/magnify flaws. Sub-power of Weakness Inducement. Variation of Fortitude Weakening. User can magnify the defects or flaws in anything (biological, genetic, cellular, structural, geological, spiritual, spatial/dimensional, abstract/conceptual, etc.), enhancing even the smallest possible flaws until they completely overwhelm and destroy the target. The amount of time necessary for total breakdown depends on the users skill and the targets nature.

fear it
#407 - knightbean (08/05/2016) [-]
Stand Name: Conquer the Galaxy

Stand Ability: [Giant Weapon Proficiency]( powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Giant_Weapon_Proficiency )

Power - A

Speed - C

Range - A

Durability - A

Precision - B

Potential - A

Description: The ability to understand and use any and all giant weapons with the proficiency of a master. Sub-power of Weapon Proficiency. The users are masters in the use of weapons that are notably, sometimes massively so, larger than the normal size for the users size. This gives the user better striking power, wider range of attack and destructive force.

Well time to hit the gym. seriously though I don't think I'd want anything besides this. big weapons are best weapons.
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#375 - donbionicle (08/05/2016) [-]
Stand Name: 『Victim of Love』

Stand Ability: [Combat Merging] ( powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Combat_Merging )

Power - C

Speed - E

Range - C

Durability - C

Precision - D

Potential - A

Description: The ability to utilize Supernatural Powers and Abilities in combination of physical combat. Users who have Supernatural Powers and Abilities can learn to infuse their combat styles with them.

So...I got the world's shittiest Punch Ghost. Cool!
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#363 - forzarismo (08/05/2016) [-]
Stand Name: 『No World Order』

Stand Ability: [Madness Manipulation]( powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Madness_Manipulation )

Power - B

Speed - C

Range - A

Durability - A

Precision - E

Potential - A

Description: The user can absorb, create, control, and manipulate Madness/Insanity of themselves, others or the madness energy around, whether increasing, decreasing, causing or otherwise chancing insanity, even manifesting the emotional energy to physical level and gain power from it.

One of the best stand abilities in my opinion
#423 - forzarismo (08/05/2016) [-]
Relevant
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#361 - pim (08/05/2016) [-]
Stand Name: Master of Puppets

Stand Ability: [Power Warping]( powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Warping )

Power - D

Speed - C

Range - E

Durability - B

Precision - E

Potential - A

Description: The power to manipulate all superpowers no matter what they may be based on. Combination of Reality Warping, Energy/Force Manipulation, and Superpower Manipulation. Variation of Warping. User can manipulate superpowers, or unique talents at an incredibly high degree. This means that the user will possess a stronger than usual connection to the Great Force and, as a result, will be able to create, or control powers in a Reality Warpish fashion (imagine Reality Warping focused on Superpowers...
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#377 - donbionicle (08/05/2016) [-]
Now if that's not an appropriate name, I don't know what is.
#336 - unfitninjuh (08/05/2016) [-]
Stand Name: 『Another Brick In the Wall』

Stand Ability: [Energy Redirection]( powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Redirection )

Power - B

Speed - E

Range - E

Durability - A

Precision - D

Potential - A

Description: The power to absorb and redirect energy. Variation of Energy Absorption. The user is able to absorb energy and energy-based attacks into their body and release it in a more desirable direction, often back at the source.
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#325 - goldexperiences (08/05/2016) [-]
「Too Young To Die」
Stand Ability: Charged Attacks (The ability to charge up special attacks and powers to increase their effectiveness. The user are able to build up power in order to make their standard and special attacks stronger and deal more damage. They can also charge any powers they have, such as Energy Manipulation.)

Power - B
Speed - B
Range - E
Durability - C
Precision - A
Potential - C

So I basically have a Star Platinum/Crazy Diamond type stand that's very good at close range, but instead of a flurry of attacks, I guess I charge punches.
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#281 - deadagaindamnit (08/05/2016) [-]
「Lose Yourself to Dance」
Stand Ability: Self-Existence Manipulation
The user can control their own state of existence, removing the boundary between reality and illusion within their personal space. To a degree, this allows the user to remove themselves from reality and re-enter it with any unwanted elements (injuries, diseases, fatalities etc.) rewritten as a dream.

Power - A

Speed - C

Range - C

Durability - A

Precision - A

Potential - E

this is some Jojo villain level stand
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#300 - quoterox (08/05/2016) [-]
「Train In Vain」

Stand Ability: [Space-Time Rift]( powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Time_Rift )

Power - D

Speed - E

Range - B

Durability - B

Precision - E

Potential - E

Description: The ability to create cracks in time and space. Sub-power of Space-Time Manipulation. The user can create cracks by taking two parts of time and space and pressing them together, causing a split in the very fabrics of reality. Some cracks can act as wormholes between two different places in time, others release time energy that has the ability to erase objects from time itself as well as events. Time travelers would be able to remember erased events or objects if they are not directly...

I think this one might actually exist

also there's no way that my stats are right, an ability like this would wreck everyone
#357 - anon (08/05/2016) [-]
your stand might be an object like a knife.
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#303 - pengyninja (08/05/2016) [-]
「Electric Red」

Stand Ability: [Bio-Metal Physiology]( powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bio-Metal_Physiology )

Power - E

Speed - D

Range - D

Durability - D

Precision - E

Potential - E

Description: The power to transform into or have a physical body made up of malleable living metal. Advanced variation of Metal Mimicry. User is made up of or can transform their body completely into malleable living metal, which grants them superior physical strength, high resilience to most kind of attacks and first rate regenerative abilities (no structural weakness). They can harden/soften and mold their body to fit the needs of every situation, shapeshift all kinds of bladed weapons, strengthen...
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#337 - phaazprime (08/05/2016) [-]
Stand Name: Coat of Arms

Stand Ability: [Undead Machine Physiology]( powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Undead_Machine_Physiology )

Power - C

Speed - B

Range - D

Durability - A

Precision - C

Potential - A

Description: The ability to have the traits of an undead machine. Variation of Undead Physiology and Bionic Physiology. Not to be confused with Technorganic Physiology. User of this power either is or can become an undead machine, a corpse that is dead, but still animated, and has cybernetic components added on them. Thanks to being undead as well, they have a lot of immunities and probably lost some of their physical weaknesses. Usually, the user is created into this form by being dead, and reanimated...

So Basicaly im a robot zombie neato burito
#69 - floran (08/05/2016) [-]
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#126 - yoshiisking (08/05/2016) [-]
sauce?
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#156 - ponsko (08/05/2016) [-]
Binbougami ga!
#68 - anon (08/05/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**Ive been whatching diamond is unbreakable
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#373 - grumbleguy (08/05/2016) [-]
where did you find this picture of me???????
#225 - mopidu (08/05/2016) [-]
Josuke best JoJo
#255 - dalokan (08/05/2016) [-]
Nice jojoke there friend, mispelling johnny
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#259 - josuke (08/05/2016) [-]
Jonny's grand
One of the best protagonists ever
#257 - mopidu (08/05/2016) [-]
Josuke > Joseph > Gappy > Johnny > Jolyne >Jotaro > Jonathan > Giorno
but i understand why johnny would be you favourite
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#260 - josuke (08/05/2016) [-]
I'm down with that list
#258 - dalokan (08/05/2016) [-]
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#228 - josuke (08/05/2016) [-]
That's a good picture
#244 - mopidu (08/05/2016) [-]
thanks, i take much pride in my best JoJo fanart collection
#245 - josuke (08/05/2016) [-]
Nice
#246 - mopidu (08/05/2016) [-]
anytime
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#21 - thylacine (08/04/2016) [-]
Lucky!
#39 - starting basic training for the navy in September, any advice?  [+] (50 replies) 07/23/2016 on Combat Dump +97
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#297 - nalapsi (07/25/2016) [-]
its all a massive pile of bullshit which gets less and less smelly as you go through, put up with the shit and you will be fine.
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#260 - jdrinfantry (07/24/2016) [-]
Start working out. Being in shape goes a long way in the military.
#248 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
From a fellow sailor (Corpsman) to a future sailor. Remember that bootcamp is just 2 months. Just don't be dumb and follow the rules. You'll enjoy field day (quiet times), weekends (where you shine your shoes and write letters), and when you earn flags for your division (so you dont embarass yourself in front of your family in the future). Also learn how to run 1.5 miles in under 12 mins and 30 seconds. It's easy and they dont really punish you that much but for the love of GOD PLEASE LEARN HOW TO SWIM IF YOU WANT TO GRADUATE ON TIME. 1) Learn how to float for 5 minutes, 2) Dont be a pussy during the platform dive 3) DO NOT TRY ANY FANCY SHIT THEY WANT TO SEE YOU FOLLOW RULES 4) Accomplish this on the first day or you'll be wasting your time waking up early every morning and sacrificing sleep (it'll suck).
#236 - magicpotato (07/24/2016) [-]
#240 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
Everyone is black in the military?
#232 - anon (07/23/2016) [-]
Try your hardest not to be a straight white male.
#202 - imjared (07/23/2016) [-]
Just graduated yesterday. Just embrace it, study, do what you're supposed to. Also make sure you're working out before going. One of our guys is still there because he didn't pass the final PFA. It's not hard with a hoo ya attitude. Come to the ready
#204 - imjared (07/23/2016) [-]
Also, joining ship staff was a good way to be free of the compartment once a day. You might be chosen, or your RDCs might ask for volunteers
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#184 - middleeastexplain (07/23/2016) [-]
What job did you get pulled for?
#156 - newdevyx (07/23/2016) [-]
Don't drop the soap.
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#152 - catburglarpenis (07/23/2016) [-]
Breathe in and breathe out, don't eat like an idiot, learn how to run

Source: active duty navy from 2007-2011, now I'm army. My wife joined last year, and now they get tablets and the Internet in boot camp. She could have replaced herself with a pillow with a wig on half the time she was in boot and still passed
#249 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
Ah she was part of a good division i see. Rarely do i see other RDCs letting their division go to recruit haven. Kudos
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#256 - catburglarpenis (07/24/2016) [-]
My division ran ship staff so we learned that our brother div was the only one on the floor not going to Ricky heaven

Their rdc's were assholes

Was in holding for 2.5 weeks, Ricky heaven grows old after literally the first time you visit it
#215 - imjared (07/23/2016) [-]
I've heard of people using tablets to check in for chow and stuff, but our division didn't have those, and there is no use of Internet or technology besides lessons we take on the computers
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#222 - catburglarpenis (07/23/2016) [-]
You went through recently? That pilot program launched the week right after my wife arrived at boot. Now they also wear boots half the time and running shoes the other half because blisters are expensive and half these people aren't gonna be on ships
#224 - imjared (07/23/2016) [-]
Just graduated yesterday.
The shoe thing I can confirm for the first month. After that we wore boots everyday. Maybe it was just different for 900 divisions, but I don't think that makes sense.
#226 - catburglarpenis (07/23/2016) [-]
You're a filthy 900 divisioner?!!!

So was my friend. You had to do twice as much work as other divs. I spent my boot experience sweeping dust bunnies with my happy sock, you had to actually work and drill.

My buddy got locked in because he raised his hand when they asked him if he knew how to play an instrument- trumpet, when he was 10. I was drums, piano and guitar but I'm also smart. He wasn't.
#229 - imjared (07/23/2016) [-]
I got tricked into the staff division. They asked who can swim, float, and meet the fitness requirements. And of course "who likes to win". I'm retarded
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#143 - redbannerman (07/23/2016) [-]
Don't panic.

Panic attacks are bad m'kay?

I had them at boot for the Marines. Not a fun time.
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#137 - hillaryforprez (07/23/2016) [-]
Don't. We don't need more killing so you can feel like a man. War is ruining the world, we have to be the ones to stop fighting first. #I'mwithher
#218 - anon (07/23/2016) [-]
Well tell the sandniggers to stop blowing up shit then.
#164 - anon (07/23/2016) [-]
#147 - whiterabbitfoot (07/23/2016) [-]
bruh just don't
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#138 - severepwner (07/23/2016) [-]
Says the supporter for the most warlike presidential candidate.
#255 - goldmanpartyz (07/24/2016) [-]
Don't feed the trolls
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#126 - propanex (07/23/2016) [-]
buy ziplock bags when you get to the store before you go to barracks... put all your shit in those bags... so when black friday rolls around and they dump all your shit you aint gotta sit there for 50 minutes organizing everything... of course this is a two sided sword. DI's dont like that and they'll bust your balls more
#203 - imjared (07/23/2016) [-]
Navy has RDCs
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#124 - itsaggron (07/23/2016) [-]
Have fun at folding clothes camp.

Never try to stand out, just blend in.
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#159 - captchakid (07/23/2016) [-]
Know anything about AF basic?
#253 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
You will never get dropped to do push-ups when you mess up. You will get a little piece of paper signed saying how bad you've been. (I have no idea, i'm in the navy lol)
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#216 - Digitalphear (07/23/2016) [-]
Hah, hHAHAHAH.

Bro, it's a fucking joke now, trust me. I went through basic 3 1/2 almost 4 years ago. Back then is when shit slowly started to change and get easier and easier. Our MTI's didnt' give a fuck then though, we still got our shit pushed in. Now, thought, think of it as 8 weeks of daycare in Texas. Actually nah it's not even 8 weeks now, it's like 7 weeks, the last week is called "Airmans week" or some pussy shit like that. It's a joke. But message me if you have any questions, I'll tell you the real shit that your recruiter probably wont.
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#209 - itsaggron (07/23/2016) [-]
Only went through the Navy bud. But from what I hear, the hardest part is just getting in. Everything else is cake. Take it for what it is.
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#210 - itsaggron (07/23/2016) [-]
As in actually finding a recruiter and being allowed in that is. Had a lot of buddies that wanted to go Airforce but the recruiter was never there or was a complete dickhead.
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#186 - arkbuilder (07/23/2016) [-]
Death by Powerpoint
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#217 - Digitalphear (07/23/2016) [-]
Probably the most accurate way to describe the Air Force, shit, the whole military now.

Here's a 4 hour power point on how not to kill yourself.
Here's another 4 hour power point on how not to rape people.
#84 - thatshadyguy (07/23/2016) [-]
Lube up or bite something.
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#80 - recoveryone (07/23/2016) [-]
Don't get caught checking out female Recruit Division Commanders. Become the "Religious Petty Officer" so you can fuck off to the Chapel pretty often and don't have to deal with a lot of bullshit(no RDCs at the Chapel, also, there's females there). Also, I hope you're good at folding clothes and shit.
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#163 - wootsauce (07/23/2016) [-]
Holy crap. You sound like my buddy in CO Springs
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#181 - recoveryone (07/23/2016) [-]
From my understanding because of how "controlled" RTC is(it's all been rehearsed) a lot of "You won't believe what the fuck happened in boot" was pre-planned and re-occurs fairly often. The RDCs are always in complete control, they've been doing that shit for over 100 years, it's pretty much down to a science.
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#67 - zombifier (07/23/2016) [-]
the stereotypes about all sailors being raging homosexuals is true
#254 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
Also lots of lesbians too now, so don't get your hopes up thinking you're the only heterosexual there lol
#105 - anon (07/23/2016) [-]
kek not only for the Navy my friend ;)
#49 - IGiveUp (07/23/2016) [-]
Join the airforce instead. Been in the army 9 years and can confirm they get the best shit, If you dont mind getting called a pussy by all other branches lol
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#149 - catburglarpenis (07/23/2016) [-]
Bad advice. It's always packed, you get kicked out for no reason, your transferable civilian skills are nil, and it's impossible to advance because there's too many people.

Source: been in and out of the military for 10 years in both the army and the navy. Most our transfers were from the Air Force for that reason or the marines because they'd like to have knees when they're older (or a couple coasties because shit got hectic when they actually went to the coast- easier to fall off smaller boats, and they actually murder drug dealers on the reg).

Yeah it's better while you're still in the military but you're fucked if things go south and for the rest of your life pretty much (navy, marines and coasties: unusual skills and high paying jobs, lots of opportunities for living in coastal areas, make good grades; army: wind up making it more often than not, somehow end up with higher paying "regular" jobs than the other branches, happier overall, marriages last longer).
#228 - imjared (07/23/2016) [-]
Yeah I had a guy in our division who was kicked from the airforce. Some sort of tobacco related incident. Sounded pretty stupid.
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#231 - catburglarpenis (07/23/2016) [-]
If it was tobacco then why wasn't he fucking beheaded that sounds terrible I hope he dies of double AIDS while watching Kevin Smith movies and listening to his parents fuck

My aunt got the kick for mitral valve prolapse. Any reason = you gone, Air Force motto
#48 - tegg (07/23/2016) [-]
Buy lots of lube; don't commit til you find the right guy.
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#42 - dysfunctionalvet (07/23/2016) [-]
drink water and dont say shit unless you have to
#251 - anon (07/24/2016) [-]
AND IF THEY SAY "HYDRATE" YOU DUN FUCKED UP
#8 - Her face looking at the footage afterwards this is honest…  [+] (2 replies) 04/12/2016 on WELL FUCK ME +37
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**psychopilot rolled image**Her?
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I was bored so I fixed it up a bit.
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