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#63 - See...what more proof could you possibly need?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/12/2010 on yerREALdad's profile 0
User avatar #64 - DarkOkami (12/13/2010) [-]
**DarkOkami rolls 0**
User avatar #65 - yerREALdad (12/13/2010) [-]
The gods have spoken.....again.
User avatar #66 - DarkOkami (12/13/2010) [-]
Damn you...
User avatar #67 - yerREALdad (12/13/2010) [-]
Are you ready to face reality yet?
User avatar #68 - DarkOkami (12/13/2010) [-]
Yeah I guess .-.
#1177 - Random hug attack !!!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2010 on emocupcake's profile 0
User avatar #1178 - emocupcake (12/12/2010) [-]
YAY!
#60 - Stuff that will rot your brain, T-Bone & a lap dance, as s…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2010 on yerREALdad's profile 0
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#58 - But you might catch a cold, end up being laid up in bed.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2010 on yerREALdad's profile 0
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User avatar #60 - yerREALdad (12/10/2010) [-]
Stuff that will rot your brain, T-Bone & a lap dance, as soon as you mow the lawn, right after supper, I was busy.
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#56 - No, that's quite all right. Need a towel?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/10/2010 on yerREALdad's profile 0
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User avatar #58 - yerREALdad (12/10/2010) [-]
But you might catch a cold, end up being laid up in bed.
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User avatar #60 - yerREALdad (12/10/2010) [-]
Stuff that will rot your brain, T-Bone & a lap dance, as soon as you mow the lawn, right after supper, I was busy.
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#54 - According to the DNA results, yea.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/10/2010 on yerREALdad's profile 0
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User avatar #56 - yerREALdad (12/10/2010) [-]
No, that's quite all right. Need a towel?
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User avatar #58 - yerREALdad (12/10/2010) [-]
But you might catch a cold, end up being laid up in bed.
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User avatar #60 - yerREALdad (12/10/2010) [-]
Stuff that will rot your brain, T-Bone & a lap dance, as soon as you mow the lawn, right after supper, I was busy.
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#52 - big HUGZ  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2010 on yerREALdad's profile 0
User avatar #53 - emocupcake (12/10/2010) [-]
yay!
#1 - Tank Girl, great movie. Comment virginity taken. Smoochies  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2010 on tankgirl's profile 0
User avatar #2 - tankgirl (12/08/2010) [-]
oh dear, a fellow tank girl enthusiast :D I sence a Fantastical Friendship on the horizon
#5 - Your welcome  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2010 on tiemeup's profile 0
User avatar #6 - tiemeup (12/06/2010) [-]
Shit, my moms a little whore. A really smart one. Shes collecting child support from santa too???
#3 - I still have your baby picture...  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2010 on tiemeup's profile 0
#4 - tiemeup (12/06/2010) [-]
Thanks for the child support... were doing well
#5 - yerREALdad (12/06/2010) [-]
Your welcome
User avatar #6 - tiemeup (12/06/2010) [-]
Shit, my moms a little whore. A really smart one. Shes collecting child support from santa too???
#1 - You have saved your comment virginity for me, and I have taken…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2010 on Alaryia's profile 0
User avatar #2 - Alaryia (12/15/2010) [-]
Oh Wow.... Lol
#1 - Your comment virginity is now nothing but a fond memory. Smoochies 12/05/2010 on yourdaughter's profile 0
#1 - Your comment virginity has been taken, as if by magic. One min…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2010 on fuckuitsmagic's profile 0
#2 - fuckuitsmagic (12/05/2010) [-]
#1 - Thanks for the add, I've been looking for a suitable concubine…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2010 on Concubine's profile 0
#2 - Concubine (12/07/2010) [-]
honestly that made my fucking day. congrats
#1 - You have saved your comment virginity for me, and I have taken… 12/05/2010 on PinkCherryBlossom's profile 0
#49 - Yes, I am. I still have your baby picture right here......  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2010 on yerREALdad's profile 0
User avatar #50 - emocupcake (12/05/2010) [-]
O_O......... shit, you are....
#47 - That's not your real mom either...  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2010 on yerREALdad's profile 0
User avatar #48 - emocupcake (12/05/2010) [-]
but.... then your not my real dad....
#49 - yerREALdad (12/05/2010) [-]
Yes, I am. I still have your baby picture right here......
User avatar #50 - emocupcake (12/05/2010) [-]
O_O......... shit, you are....
#45 - How would you know? You weren't there yet. Your mom & I ju…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/04/2010 on yerREALdad's profile 0
User avatar #46 - emocupcake (12/04/2010) [-]
O_O....... cuz mom told me
#47 - yerREALdad (12/05/2010) [-]
That's not your real mom either...
User avatar #48 - emocupcake (12/05/2010) [-]
but.... then your not my real dad....
#49 - yerREALdad (12/05/2010) [-]
Yes, I am. I still have your baby picture right here......
User avatar #50 - emocupcake (12/05/2010) [-]
O_O......... shit, you are....
#43 - Yes, I really am.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2010 on yerREALdad's profile 0
User avatar #44 - emocupcake (12/04/2010) [-]
but my dad is dead
#3 - If you promise to be gentle.... 12/04/2010 on harleigh's profile 0
#1 - Love your avatar. Oh, while I was here....I helped myself to y… 12/04/2010 on samanthahh's profile 0
#1 - You finally lost your comment virginity.........smoochies !  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2010 on Alarika's profile 0
User avatar #2 - Alarika (12/04/2010) [-]
finaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllly. I <3 mel brooks :3
#1 - You have saved your comment virginity for me...and I have take… 12/04/2010 on xLilliex's profile 0
#1 - You have saved your comment virginity for me, and I have taken…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2010 on harleigh's profile 0
User avatar #2 - harleigh (12/04/2010) [-]
Hey, I lost my viginity.. Can I have yours?
#2 - What, no KFC ave ?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2010 on Title +1
User avatar #7 - Looongcat (12/04/2010) [-]
thats becuz nigger can't own properties.

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User avatar #215 - loortjekitten (08/18/2011) [-]
thanks for the add!
#214 - lomar (08/14/2011) [-]
daddy?! :D
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#209 to #262 - yerREALdad (08/13/2011) [-]
What are you doin' up at this time of night?
#210 to #263 - schjr **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #211 to #264 - yerREALdad (08/13/2011) [-]
Was about 1:30 here, past my usual bedtime.
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User avatar #213 to #266 - yerREALdad (08/13/2011) [-]
O...not too late for a Fri. night I guess.
User avatar #207 - lilkim (08/08/2011) [-]
damn i wonder who u r:)
#205 - iRachel (08/01/2011) [-]
thank you :D
thank you :D
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User avatar #201 - kysicle (07/29/2011) [-]
hellooo(:
do I know you?:p
Or are you just randomly friending (x
#203 to #255 - yerREALdad (07/29/2011) [-]
You don't know me although I've been secretly stalking you for years.
User avatar #204 to #257 - kysicle (07/29/2011) [-]
oh lawd...
I knew it o.o
User avatar #202 to #255 - eggrolls (07/29/2011) [-]
Yo kyle, how was comic con?
#198 - NekoFox (06/26/2011) [-]
but my daddy is black
but my daddy is black
#199 to #252 - yerREALdad (06/26/2011) [-]
Or so you thought
#200 to #253 - NekoFox (06/26/2011) [-]
well, i never met him  
*bu dum tsss*
well, i never met him
*bu dum tsss*
User avatar #197 - wtfxreally (06/23/2011) [-]
im lvHuNtEr my old profile got banned
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#195 - tohrutakaya (06/15/2011) [-]
Who would have thought of finding you real dad on funnyjunk!! XD
#192 - venilly (06/12/2011) [-]
how do i know its really you ?
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#156 to #207 - yerREALdad (05/22/2011) [-]
Hello new friend, how are you this fine evening?
Hello new friend, how are you this fine evening?
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#158 to #209 - yerREALdad (05/23/2011) [-]
Wet. Been raining like a mf here last 45min. Came out to the garage here & got soaked. Quit raining 1/2 min. later.
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#160 to #211 - yerREALdad (05/23/2011) [-]
i live along the Mississippi River in Iowa, and my name is Glenn.


i live along the Mississippi River in Iowa, and my name is Glenn.
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User avatar #154 - barfnugget (05/21/2011) [-]
Lol (: so no pictures for you?
User avatar #147 - yoursupergay (05/20/2011) [-]
Why'd you delete me, then add me again?
#148 to #197 - yerREALdad (05/20/2011) [-]
I have no idea...I didn't realize that I did that.
I have no idea...I didn't realize that I did that.
User avatar #149 to #198 - yoursupergay (05/20/2011) [-]
You did.
User avatar #150 to #199 - yerREALdad (05/20/2011) [-]
Not doubting you...just have no recollection of doing so. So I can't explain it.
#151 to #200 - yoursupergay (05/20/2011) [-]
I can live with that, daddy.
#152 to #201 - yerREALdad (05/20/2011) [-]
Glad we got that settled...sorta.
User avatar #153 to #202 - yoursupergay (05/20/2011) [-]
Sorta's good enough for me. This is the Internet.
User avatar #143 - amuxchan (05/15/2011) [-]
Sup?
#144 to #193 - yerREALdad (05/15/2011) [-]
Not much. Just lookin' for a laugh before I go to sleep.
Not much. Just lookin' for a laugh before I go to sleep.
User avatar #145 to #194 - amuxchan (05/15/2011) [-]
Same. So I thought before I accepted your friend request to see if we had anything in common.
#165 to #195 - yerREALdad (05/26/2011) [-]
Uhm...I have 5 toes on my left foot, how 'bout you?
Uhm...I have 5 toes on my left foot, how 'bout you?
User avatar #167 to #217 - amuxchan (05/27/2011) [-]
Lol. SAME! Do you like MLP? Doctor Who? Castle? The Mentalist?
#168 to #219 - yerREALdad (05/28/2011) [-]
Wow, you have five toes on your left foot too? Sexy. It's like we were made for each other.   
 But I'm not really into television, I prefer listening to music. I can listen to it while I'm doing something else instead of just sitting there.

Wow, you have five toes on your left foot too? Sexy. It's like we were made for each other.
But I'm not really into television, I prefer listening to music. I can listen to it while I'm doing something else instead of just sitting there.
User avatar #169 to #220 - amuxchan (05/28/2011) [-]
Haha. I have five fingers on my right hand too. I remember thinking "Wow, those are all tv shows. Oh well, to lazy to add something else." So what kind of music are you into?
#171 to #221 - yerREALdad (05/28/2011) [-]
"Oh well, too lazy to add something else." That what happens from watching too much tv. That why I avoid it for the most part. Music...I listen to a bit of everything. Mostly rock but I've been going through a bit of a bluegrass phase lately (just something different). I like Linda Perry ( she fronted 4 Non Blondes & wrote Christine Aquilara's "Beautiful" & Pink's "Let's Get This Party Started". I also like Pink Floyd, especially Roger Waters, Rammstein, Buck Cherry, SOME Insane Clown Posse, & David Allan Coe. What do you listen to?
User avatar #173 to #223 - amuxchan (05/28/2011) [-]
Let's see, music? Hm... I like Fall Out Boy, 3OH3, SNSD, Beast, My Chemical Romance.. but I'm also into anime so a lot of the songs I listen to are from that. I dont think our tastes are the same. I watch a lot of tv on the interwebs cause I'm not home too much with college.. but tv's tv I guess. Is there a reason you mentioned having five toes on your left foot? Do you have extra on your right?
User avatar #175 to #225 - yerREALdad (05/28/2011) [-]
No, just an arbitrary comparison. Hey, could you recommend any good sites on the webz for tv ? Cuirious, I've never checked that out. I lead a very sheltered life...
User avatar #177 to #227 - amuxchan (05/28/2011) [-]
Sure.
http : / / www . let me watch this . ch/

http : / / www . watch- doctor- who- online . com /
this one has links to other shows on the far left of the page.
I've been watching Doctor Who lately. It's pretty cool.
User avatar #178 to #229 - yerREALdad (05/28/2011) [-]
Hey thanks, I'll check those out when I get the time. I used to watch Dr. Who, but they changed the lead actor so I lost interest. About the only thing I watch anymore is House. Gotta get up early tomorrow so I'm gonna hafta call it a night. Been really nice chattin' with you, behave yerself.
#142 - missganja (05/15/2011) [-]
My ... first friend !
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