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Date Signed Up:12/22/2012
Last Login:10/22/2014
Location:Misawa Japan
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I'm a damn Ammo Troop stationed in Misawa, Japan. The fuckin' bomb guy who builds, stores, loads, and tests everything that goes boom on an F-16. MK84, MK82, JDAM, Clusters, 20MM Cannon, AGM-65, AGM-88, AIM-9X, AIM-9M, AIM-120, elbow deep all day in shit that will level a base. Come at me bro.

But seriously, y'all some cool motherfuckers. Just doing my part to spread a little less stupid on this bomb-ass site.

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#7 - Nope, that's a fluorescent blue duck penis, you're not fooling… 20 hours ago on Damn Nature.. You tPretty +2
#9 - It sounds vaguely like OPEN YOUR GODDAMN EYES YOU …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Hard train +3
#20 - fresighto (09/30/2014) [-]
Like this, basically.
1msob checking in
User avatar #11 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (09/30/2014) [-]
I almost wish I had someone to yell shit like that around me all day, that's hilarious.

Malformed coat hanger dodger. That is creativity.5
User avatar #12 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (09/30/2014) [-]
randomly pressed 5 as i clicked reply.
#14 - madmaxx (09/30/2014) [-]
If you are going to make a joke that relies on someone else's typo, you should probably make sure you don't make the same mistake.
User avatar #15 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (09/30/2014) [-]
Can't imagine how you think that's the same mistake. There are a variety of different kinds of typos. Mine wasn't actually in miss spelling of a word and mine definitely didn't form an entirely new word. See in his typo there was an opportunity for humour. Mine was simply a miss-key-press at the end of a message.
User avatar #10 - imadeanaccountforu (09/30/2014) [-]
oh good lawdy...
Is there Mary magdelene porn somewhere?
GOD DAMMIT BONER WHY!
#244 - Master! 09/22/2014 on omg did he die? 0
#38 - *Fixed 09/21/2014 on What are we gonna do? +4
#173 - -WARNING , ABSURDLY ***** Here's a wee li…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on omg did he die? +1
#217 - zombifier (09/22/2014) [-]
#244 - yeoldsnipermissile (09/22/2014) [-]
Master!
User avatar #201 - skullhead (09/22/2014) [-]
i'm scared to watch that, i have your word
#63 - Gather round, kiddies, ****** up facts time. …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/21/2014 on omg did he die? +35
User avatar #69 - skullhead (09/21/2014) [-]
Nah, his organs were crushed on impact. He died instantly.
User avatar #173 - yeoldsnipermissile (09/21/2014) [-]
-WARNING , ABSURDLY NSFW-
Here's a wee little video showing how the human body is perfectly capable of surviving for a short time whilst missing the lower half. Don't have the link to OPs exact case, since that was years ago in India, but this gives you an idea. OP's pretzel is in better condition than this guy since he effectively has a 40 ton tourniquet.

tywkiwdbi.blogspot.jp/2009/09/man-cut-in-half-by-vehicle-accident.html
#217 - zombifier (09/22/2014) [-]
#244 - yeoldsnipermissile (09/22/2014) [-]
Master!
User avatar #201 - skullhead (09/22/2014) [-]
i'm scared to watch that, i have your word
#158 - wimwam (09/21/2014) [-]
Digestive organs are not required for immediate survival. While I don't have any evidence to support it, what he said is at least plausable
#84 - You Know. 09/20/2014 on Dogs Of The World (not mine) +1
#56 - Glorious Akita Master Race  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2014 on Dogs Of The World (not mine) +10
#58 - anotheroneonearth (09/19/2014) [-]
akita is love, akita is life
#84 - yeoldsnipermissile (09/20/2014) [-]
You Know.
#25 - Reversed gif of a Spider Crab coming out of it's molt. … 09/03/2014 on When you see it +1
#10 - 7th Week Basic Trainee VS 1st Week Rainbow  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2014 on On break between classes +3
User avatar #39 - fpsnoob (09/01/2014) [-]
I'd say more of a 4th/5th week. During 7th/8th you start to relax more while eating...
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