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#1745 - I rather like it short, easier to wash. Though I started grow…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
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#1749 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
i'm 2 years in, and some of the girls that at the same stage as me had a mental breakdown when they got their do-chopped in bootcamp, and they like aint ever cut it since, and they have these ridiculously massive buns that look like a 2nd head
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#1750 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Pfft, I see alot of Struggle buns here, I'd rather not go through that. And really 2 heads?They should just cut it off then huh? Also sidenote, That whole "You don't have to cut your hair for bootcamp cause we want to teach you how to make a bud" Idea was good on paper ...
#1751 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
i never really use this site, never less log in, so probably wont get to talk to you ever again, but take it first hand from somebody who knows exactly how fucking weird your life is. E-2s getting drunk and fucking in barracks, popping positive on urinalysis, Group CO's mastings. Grown men screaming their lungs out at 20 year old guys because their shoelaces arent tied properly. Its a weird and stupid fucking world at the low ranks.
Once you make it to the petty officer ranks, life gets a LOT better, because all the shitheads have been weeded out by now
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My career is doing well, i got an EP on this latest eval, and might get 2nd-class this year.
All you have to do is not be a shithead and do retarded shit like that. "Has not been to Captain's Mast" was a positive comment on my eval i swear to god
Now if only i could figure out how to fix my personal life, (on leave, browsing FJ at 2am because i can't sleep because miserable)
#1756 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
It's almost 3 am for me, Yeah I can't wait till I'm a e-4. Doesn't hurt that I'm a push button (Which everyone like to remember me, Saying that I don't deserve them) Also how could they see your shoe laces, Don't you tuck them in? Oh god I was taught all wrong.
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#1759 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
you think you get shit? I'm a nuke
everyone gives me shit
i laugh it off in as i drive around in my new car
just bought a dodge charger 2013 V8 5.7L, 405 horsepower
yeah you're supposed to tuck them in, but theres also a specific way you're supposed to tie them too if you read the uniform regs (355 page book)
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#1760 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Sweet fucking car, I was thinking about getting a new Bike but the paper work for this base is to much and I'm not here long enough to care to do it.
How would they see them tied the right way though unless, What during an Inspection?

Also just wondering cause my Brother is training to be a Nuke, plus I see alot of nuke drop outs in this base. Why is it they give you shit (If it's the dumb questions or overthinking I get it) I mean you guys work harder then most rates to do what you do.
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#1761 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
because they dont think we deserver our ranks, i'm about to pick up e-5 and i still havent been to a boat yet, our training/schooling is literally that long.
But we also do have a 45% dropout rate, for the last stage of the training pipeline that i JUST finished, you worked 16 hour days for 7 days a week.
it was horrible
thats when the biggest flux of dropouts happens. Wake up at 4:30, be at work clocked in by 06:00, you can leave at 22:00, drive home, shower, dinner, sleep
it really was terrible, i almost didnt make it not because of academic/knowledge but because of personal shit.
I got cheated on and it hit me really hard, i wouldn't forgive her
I told her to go fuck herself, finished the last 2 months miserable, and right now i'm on transfer leave, chilling with my family, but i'm still miserable. Hopefully shit will be better when i get to my boat in June, goin to USS North Dakota
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#1763 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
tell your brother to prepare for a 1 and 3/4 yearlong education that is worth 98 college credits (4 years of college). if he's not ready for it to really fucking suck then he's not gonna make it
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#1766 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
See this is why I don't give Nukes shit (The only rates I give shit to are GMs (They come in 3 Favors Chill, Asshole, and cocky Asshole) and ETs (who think they can boss me around only a few weeks after getting rate) and Maybe Snipes in General (You can only hear "Snipes run the navy" 7 times a day for 5 months before you start hating them).
Also I hope everything works out for you, I here alot things like that. Mostly from the Pre-buds though so I guess I can't compare you guys. I just hope your ship doesn't make you go crazy.

I've heard some stories ...
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#1767 - nevergetsdubs (05/18/2015) [-]
the reason it hit me so hard was because it was a major relationship, i dont do random/casual hookups
but in the military that shit is everywhere
at least my career is doin good i guess....
anyway, gnite/bye
nice talking to you
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#1768 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Have a nice night
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#1746 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Don't* (not died)
#1314 - Well I haven't seen alot of werid **** like that, though this … 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
#1286 - Why... just why ...  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
#1289 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
I can't say what drives another man to do the things he does.
#1314 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Well I haven't seen alot of werid shit like that, though this one time The power went out on the whole base and about 80ish people got caught having sex on base. So they had an open CO Mass. Just makes me think that if they think they can get away with it they'll do it.
#1233 - Peed on the bodies... what  [+] (6 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
#1242 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
2012 there was a vido that got released showing some of the guys from my unit urinating on some dead guys that were shooting at them.
#1286 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Why... just why ...
#1289 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
I can't say what drives another man to do the things he does.
#1314 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Well I haven't seen alot of werid shit like that, though this one time The power went out on the whole base and about 80ish people got caught having sex on base. So they had an open CO Mass. Just makes me think that if they think they can get away with it they'll do it.
#1332 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
Wow but really that isn't terribly surprisin. that does about sum it up if they think they can they will.
#1206 - Ah, I'm going to USS Stout (DDG-55) , Most famous for ******* …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
#1221 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
Eh i was a mortar-man so passing out food and the such wasnt my forte. I know exactly what you mean i was with 3/2. The ones who peed on the bodys.
#1233 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Peed on the bodies... what
#1242 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
2012 there was a vido that got released showing some of the guys from my unit urinating on some dead guys that were shooting at them.
#1286 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Why... just why ...
#1289 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
I can't say what drives another man to do the things he does.
#1314 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Well I haven't seen alot of werid shit like that, though this one time The power went out on the whole base and about 80ish people got caught having sex on base. So they had an open CO Mass. Just makes me think that if they think they can get away with it they'll do it.
#1332 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
Wow but really that isn't terribly surprisin. that does about sum it up if they think they can they will.
#1155 - Batton?  [+] (10 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
#1167 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
Sorry USS Bataan (LHD-5). We were the ones that went to Haiti right after the earthquake.
#1206 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Ah, I'm going to USS Stout (DDG-55) , Most famous for fucking up. Had fun in Haiti?
#1221 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
Eh i was a mortar-man so passing out food and the such wasnt my forte. I know exactly what you mean i was with 3/2. The ones who peed on the bodys.
#1233 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Peed on the bodies... what
#1242 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
2012 there was a vido that got released showing some of the guys from my unit urinating on some dead guys that were shooting at them.
#1286 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Why... just why ...
#1289 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
I can't say what drives another man to do the things he does.
#1314 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Well I haven't seen alot of werid shit like that, though this one time The power went out on the whole base and about 80ish people got caught having sex on base. So they had an open CO Mass. Just makes me think that if they think they can get away with it they'll do it.
#1332 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
Wow but really that isn't terribly surprisin. that does about sum it up if they think they can they will.
#1140 - I just want to get out to my ship already  [+] (12 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies +1
#1145 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
I was on the batton. Excuse the spelling there not sure the proper one
#1155 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Batton?
#1167 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
Sorry USS Bataan (LHD-5). We were the ones that went to Haiti right after the earthquake.
#1206 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Ah, I'm going to USS Stout (DDG-55) , Most famous for fucking up. Had fun in Haiti?
#1221 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
Eh i was a mortar-man so passing out food and the such wasnt my forte. I know exactly what you mean i was with 3/2. The ones who peed on the bodys.
#1233 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Peed on the bodies... what
#1242 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
2012 there was a vido that got released showing some of the guys from my unit urinating on some dead guys that were shooting at them.
#1286 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Why... just why ...
#1289 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
I can't say what drives another man to do the things he does.
#1314 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Well I haven't seen alot of werid shit like that, though this one time The power went out on the whole base and about 80ish people got caught having sex on base. So they had an open CO Mass. Just makes me think that if they think they can get away with it they'll do it.
#1332 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
Wow but really that isn't terribly surprisin. that does about sum it up if they think they can they will.
#1132 - I keep being told about the many people I can talk to, "Y…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
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#1391 - DarKAng (05/18/2015) [-]
Yeah there is a lot of those, like you talk to some people but on the inside your screaming "YOUR CRAZY", but just be polite and pleasant to everyone and most leave you alone.
#1091 - If I did I would have to kill you. 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
#1035 - I just hope I'm not suck here till December, The rules are stu…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies 0
#1069 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
That holds true for most military training.
#1140 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
I just want to get out to my ship already
#1145 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
I was on the batton. Excuse the spelling there not sure the proper one
#1155 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Batton?
#1167 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
Sorry USS Bataan (LHD-5). We were the ones that went to Haiti right after the earthquake.
#1206 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Ah, I'm going to USS Stout (DDG-55) , Most famous for fucking up. Had fun in Haiti?
#1221 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
Eh i was a mortar-man so passing out food and the such wasnt my forte. I know exactly what you mean i was with 3/2. The ones who peed on the bodys.
#1233 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Peed on the bodies... what
#1242 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
2012 there was a vido that got released showing some of the guys from my unit urinating on some dead guys that were shooting at them.
#1286 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Why... just why ...
#1289 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
I can't say what drives another man to do the things he does.
#1314 - yeh (05/18/2015) [-]
Well I haven't seen alot of werid shit like that, though this one time The power went out on the whole base and about 80ish people got caught having sex on base. So they had an open CO Mass. Just makes me think that if they think they can get away with it they'll do it.
#1332 - omglolfuck (05/18/2015) [-]
Wow but really that isn't terribly surprisin. that does about sum it up if they think they can they will.