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#1283 - Just sent this to a girl. Her response: what race are you? My …  [+] (1 reply) 03/05/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
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#1310 - whothefuckcares (03/05/2015) [-]
As I read that, I heard Arnold in my head, screaming, "Get to tha choppa!"
#11 - Fantastic album  [+] (2 replies) 02/22/2015 on Saturday on /b/ +24
#18 - datsheriff (02/22/2015) [-]
I rather Songs for the Deaf.

First it giveth, and it taketh away...
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#15 - emukae (02/22/2015) [-]
my favorite album by them
#8 - I think this plot was plagiarized  [+] (28 replies) 12/17/2014 on Amazing +275
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#174 - whimsicalmagnus (12/17/2014) [-]
Paulsen was pretty much my favorite author when I was in grade school still love his books to bits
#140 - anon (12/17/2014) [-]
Except the boy in hatchet landed the plane himself and survived well over a month.
#106 - awdudeleatherbelt (12/17/2014) [-]
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#82 - kjftiger (12/17/2014) [-]
I liked that book, didn't they make like 3 more?
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#151 - kevinipples (12/17/2014) [-]
yeah. the fucking kid was like "hey, im good at this. I kinda feel like surviving by myself in the middle of nowhere again!"
#18 - chimi (12/17/2014) [-]
this fucking book made raspberries sound like they tasted like the nectar of the gods and when my child self finally had a raspberry for the first time time i was like paulsen you fucking liar.

< best book i ever read that was a school requirement
#185 - mrhotwings (12/17/2014) [-]
< This is the best book I have ever read as a school requirement.

Fuck the movie version of this book though, it fucking sucked.
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#121 - playerdous (12/17/2014) [-]
Wild raspberries are amazing, you must of been eating dingleberries.
#88 - chimi (12/17/2014) [-]
i actually may have liked this book more, was assigned to read it during the 6th grade (11yrs turning 12 yrs for you nonamerifags) and it's a series of ten books and i waited impatiently every year for the next book to come out until the author finished the last one when i was around 19. amazing story i highly suggest you all read
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#111 - takesseconds (12/17/2014) [-]
Agreed, very good writing. Great number of unique ideas in this book, and the author really grasps how to keep you guessing.

Chimi, I highly recommend these two series as well: Keys to the Kingdom, and The Seventh Tower. Both are by Garth Nix, and the Keys to the Kingdom series in particular I think you might enjoy considering how much you liked The Pendragon Adventure.
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#156 - dragonicangel (12/17/2014) [-]
Keys to the Kingdom was really great. I also enjoyed the Old Kingdom trilogy by Garth Nix. Have you read it?
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#219 - takesseconds (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm not sure, which probably means not yet. Will have to check it out now! Might finish the Malazan Book of the Fallen first, though.
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#221 - takesseconds (12/18/2014) [-]
Update: yes, those were OUTSTANDING books. I always thought they were called "The Abhorsen series" or some such, so I didn't realize what you were referring to.

Maybe it's just how they appealed to my sense of taste/aestheticism (or maybe because when I read them I was somewhere 8-11 yrs old, and impressionable), but I believe those were Garth's best work. I almost never re-read series, fresh material has always been "my thing" but that was one of the few I was glad to.

tldr: I love those books to death
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#224 - dragonicangel (12/18/2014) [-]
Me too, I taught myself to read at a very young age, and have loved to read since. Right now, I'm reading the Wheel of Time series and the Prince of Thorns series. Thinking of starting the Mistborn series when I'm done with one of the others.
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#225 - takesseconds (12/19/2014) [-]
Haven't read Prince of Thorns, would you recommend it? Wheel of Time is quite good (and LONG which is nice if you are like me and always need something to read), Mistborn is another one of those where it's good, and it brings up ideas in new ways which can be very thought-provoking.
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#226 - dragonicangel (12/19/2014) [-]
I would definitely recommend Prince of Thorns. It's a great trilogy, and I've loved it so far. I'm currently on the fourth book for Wheel of Time.
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#85 - moortuse (12/17/2014) [-]
Stay silver, horseman.
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#197 - obviousxplains (12/18/2014) [-]
stay bronze, coltmale?
#81 - anon (12/17/2014) [-]
I liked The Outsiders so much i went home with it and never gave it back.
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#123 - rockamekishiko (12/17/2014) [-]
same here
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#10 - applesdontpee (12/17/2014) [-]
i fucking HATED this book. it was the most boring shit to read in 5th grade.

i realize, now, i might have really liked it if i was a little older.
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#14 - kynhardt (12/17/2014) [-]
Is there anyone who didn't have to read this in fifth grade?
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#16 - daringdestiny (12/17/2014) [-]
I've never heard of it
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#15 - applesdontpee (12/17/2014) [-]
it makes me wonder why it was a requirement at all. is this some sort of classic?
#11 - bookieblaster (12/17/2014) [-]
Me too. I remember 5th grade me was sent out of the class for laughing too hard when we had to read the word diarrhea in the book.
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#12 - applesdontpee (12/17/2014) [-]
oohhh yeah. from eating those berries or something, right? i specifically remember because i had had food poisoning a year prior, so when i read that part, i didn't eat fruit for like a week.
#13 - bookieblaster (12/17/2014) [-]
Something like that
#9 - devron (12/17/2014) [-]
loved this book, was forced to read it in like gr.7 but loved it.
#20 - "The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has …  [+] (1 reply) 11/24/2014 on Plot Holes +9
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#34 - meowykins (11/24/2014) [-]
One of my favorite quotes, by my favorite author. I love you.
#6 - that guy looks like a more legitimate version of the main char…  [+] (1 reply) 05/06/2014 on phones +6
#10 - themoderguy (05/06/2014) [-]
oh god that movie gives me nightmares
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