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yberhippi

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Date Signed Up:5/01/2014
Last Login:1/14/2016
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Content Ranking:#4012
Comment Ranking:#1127
Highest Content Rank:#1597
Highest Comment Rank:#853
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Times Content Favorited:25 times
Total Comments Made:266
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#4 - Squares and white pixels on red and blue were giving me a headache. 06/06/2014 on Read description +11
#10 - In Finland it's called ''Pilvenpiirtäjä'' which literally tr…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2014 on skyscraper +14
#21 - anon (06/06/2014) [-]
In slovenian it's called "nebotičnik", which literally translates to "cloud toucher"
which is basically what it's doing because we're a small country with small buildings -.-
#16 - hamplanet has deleted their comment.
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#14 - tonkkax (06/06/2014) [-]
Cut them some slack.
#3 - What is this? missusedcompoundwordllama?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on Kidnapping +2
#8 - pandaonaveranda (06/06/2014) [-]
it should have been a mother goat
#2 - Dude behind her wanted it so bad 06/04/2014 on Kisses for days +32
#17 - **yberhippi rolls 917** 06/03/2014 on ALL HAIL HYPNO-ORB 0
#64 - **yberhippi rolls 836** 06/03/2014 on if u roll trips i invite u... 0
#2 - Oh god the last one 06/03/2014 on LOS CRINGE COMPO. SIETE (7) +52
#272 - **yberhippi rolled image ** 06/02/2014 on Admin is going to ban you 0
#12 - Skyrim with guns 06/01/2014 on The majestic land shark +8
#3 - That slave must have been pretty expensive. 05/30/2014 on out with mom +8
#7 - Well obviously it's moonwashingmachine used by NASA. You think… 05/30/2014 on Kids, who knows what this is? 0
#12 - **yberhippi rolls 758** 05/29/2014 on roll on 3 0
#1487 - **yberhippi rolls 46** 05/27/2014 on Gay for admin 0
#1 - Hue 05/25/2014 on How To Shadow +1
#50 - Picture 05/24/2014 on Thin Privilege +101
#2 - Owl's **** . Owl's **** everywhere. 05/24/2014 on best idea that japan ever had 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 05/24/2014 on has science gone too far... +63
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#171 - dragonicangel (05/25/2014) [-]
Y'all motherfucker misspelled science. You little dipshit.
#80 - thighhighkneesocks (05/25/2014) [-]
#61 - phanaict (05/24/2014) [-]
here it is without "science" written on the moon
#113 - hawaiiansuperman (05/25/2014) [-]
science is spelled wrong

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#115 - phanaict (05/25/2014) [-]
how does that effect me? i didnt post the original one i just found this better one without "sience" or w/e he misspelled on it
#117 - hawaiiansuperman (05/25/2014) [-]
my ocd compelled me to point it out sorry ill point out on all of them now
#155 - memealert (05/25/2014) [-]
"ocd"
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#14 - thedecodedgamer (05/24/2014) [-]
This used to be my background but it was horizontally reversed
#18 - vatra (05/24/2014) [-]
*cough*
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#108 - thedecodedgamer (05/25/2014) [-]
Bingo
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#3 - joshlol (05/24/2014) [-]
even further
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#8 - nyxeos (05/24/2014) [-]
So far it forgot how to spell
#1 - Comment deleted 05/24/2014 on has science gone too far... 0
#3 - What is this? Is that VHS mandatory? 05/23/2014 on Tread Lightly, Walt... 0
#1 - Oh you wanted to run barefoot in grass too bad. 05/23/2014 on These fucking things +58
#5 - Loved using the backbag thing on the prayer skills. Noobs thou… 05/23/2014 on Runescape Feels Comp 0
#1 - GG  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Free Dead Space +1
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#2 - daix (05/22/2014) [-]
IM'd you the key. Have fun
#3 - anon (05/22/2014) [-]
WAS IT REALLY THAT SIMPLE?
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#4 - sneperker (05/22/2014) [-]
Of course not, 500 people were locked in a huge room with one laptop sitting on top of a pedestal on a multi-tiered stage. Strewn throughout the room were shards of glass, blunt objects and a few bladed weapons.
At the beginning people avoided violence as much as possible pushing people go get around. Then when one anon picked up a glass shard and stabbed another anon everything devolved into pure bloodbath and carnage. Skulls were crushed, guts spilled a guy was torn apart by horses.
I lost both my arms, but managed to survive by hiding cowardly among the corpses of fallen anons.
Then I saw him, yberhippi. Climbing the stage, covered in the blood of the unworthy. Another couple of anons ran up from behind to seize glory with a rusty blade and an iron pipe. yberhippi stepped out of the way and punched right through the chest of the first one. At the bottom of the stage the second anon stood petrified by the sheer magnificence and power yberhippi displayed.
But yberhippi didn't show mercy to those that opposed him he took his time walking down to the anon.
Those of the few survivors that could still move scattered as this creature of pure bloodlust, the incarnation of destruction, descended upon the terrified anon.
It was over for him, yberhippi put his hand on the poor anons face and started pressing down. His bloodcurdling screams rung out as he was slowly pressed into the ground until there was nothing but a bloody sack of flesh and cracked bones left.
yberhippi then started ascending the stage towards the laptop every step he took reaffirmed him position as the ultimate being.
He stood before the laptop in silence before bursting into a maniacal laughter.
The blood in my body, the bones that held my flesh, the muscles that made me move all shook with terror as I slowly lost consciousnesses.
The final thing I saw before all went dark was yberhippi typing on the laptop.
I awoke hours later on a hospital bed among few other survivors.
out of 500 anons 8 had survived
#1 - I remember these things being total deathtraps in the schoolya…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on spinout. +9
#2 - fjisforfagotts (05/20/2014) [-]
he sleeps with the fishes now. kids put a contract on him.
#3 - What was she thinking? They are people too, if you go poking s… 05/19/2014 on Cleopatra: slap like an... +43
#41 - Can't people just go play airsoft or paintball if they want to…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Omni CS:GO +7
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#65 - Neodude (05/19/2014) [-]
I know alot of people that are absolutely terrified of high speed projectiles, and could not possibly play paintball or airsoft for the simple fact that it would be the most miserable experience they ever have. this would let them get s0mething that would be at-least somewhat similar to the experience, without the actual physical implications.
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#70 - yunoavailable (05/20/2014) [-]
I'm the same way and I would suggest laser tag as an option. shit's pretty fun
#64 - anon (05/19/2014) [-]
But... outside bad.
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