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#113 - I'm not just a kid, and I only said we specifically learned ab… 03/29/2013 on Phasebook in a nutshell 0
#110 - Thank you, someone who is intelligent!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2013 on Phasebook in a nutshell 0
#114 - simonhart (03/29/2013) [-]
#95 - You don't need to get your stomach pumped. You don't force the…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/29/2013 on Phasebook in a nutshell 0
#100 - anonymous (03/29/2013) [-]
Oh I'm so sorry I didn't realize I was talking to a kid who took one class, and learned about this only less than a month ago. I should have left it to the pros such as yourself.

Seriously, if your kid drinks bleach have them drink milk. Also avoid throwing up, unless you think exposing your sensitive linings in your body to bleach is a good idea. Depending on the amount you may have to get your stomach pumped.

Don't listen to this "expert" unless you actually think "hurr durr anons can't possibly be educated about this"
#113 - yaysuperduper (03/29/2013) [-]
I'm not just a kid, and I only said we specifically learned about bleach around a month ago. I have had 4 years now of intense courses including organic chemistry, physiology, anatomy, medicinal biochemistry, microbiology, pharmacology, pharmacotherapy, biopharmaceutics, toxicology, etc. I will be a doctor of pharmacy when I am done.

When they pump your stomach, it is just simulated vomiting. In many cases vomiting is good. It gets rid of poisons and such that haven't been absorbed yet.
Less bad stuff in your body = good (I hope that isn't too advanced for you)

Don't listen to this "anon" unless you actually thing "hurr durr pharmacists and doctors can't possibly be educated about matters of health"
User avatar #105 - simonhart (03/29/2013) [-]
now, wait a good god damned minute. You're saying to NOT let it touch the sensitive linings of the kids body via vomiting, when if he drank the bleach, it already came into contact with it.
#110 - yaysuperduper (03/29/2013) [-]
Thank you, someone who is intelligent!
#114 - simonhart (03/29/2013) [-]
#49 - What if you used the sound of DBZ characters powering up? 03/29/2013 on Idea for video 0
#84 - No, your body tries to secrete enough acid to acidify everythi… 03/29/2013 on Phasebook in a nutshell 0
#80 - Acid + Base = Neutral So it won't damage your esophagus. …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/29/2013 on Phasebook in a nutshell 0
#81 - gisuar (03/29/2013) [-]
and you think kids drink exactly that amount of bleach you need to neutralise everything?
#88 - greensky (03/29/2013) [-]
science_bitch.jpg
#89 - gisuar (03/29/2013) [-]
think whatever you want internet arguments are a waste of time i just realised it once more
#84 - yaysuperduper (03/29/2013) [-]
No, your body tries to secrete enough acid to acidify everything in your stomach, but because there is a very basic substance (bleach) that may be difficult and result in a more neutral than acidic solution.
#79 - Actually no, throwing up the bleach is a good thing. You just … 03/29/2013 on Phasebook in a nutshell -2
#76 - Nah, no need to go to the hospital (seriously). Bleach isn't r…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/29/2013 on Phasebook in a nutshell 0
User avatar #104 - simonhart (03/29/2013) [-]
yeah seriously, their kid'll be fine, I mean shit, throw a kid down the stairs and he'll be fine, he can drink a little bit of bleach
#93 - anonymous (03/29/2013) [-]
Do not listen to this. People need to get medical attention to get their stomach pumped. Also you should encourage people to not throw up as throwing up can cause even more damage.
#95 - yaysuperduper (03/29/2013) [-]
You don't need to get your stomach pumped. You don't force them to throw up, but if the bleach makes them throw up you let it happen. There is a reason your body has that reflex, to get rid of the stuff yourself.

I learned about bleach in my toxicology class less than a month ago. I'm pretty sure my toxicology professor knows more about bleach than an anonymous user on the internet.
#100 - anonymous (03/29/2013) [-]
Oh I'm so sorry I didn't realize I was talking to a kid who took one class, and learned about this only less than a month ago. I should have left it to the pros such as yourself.

Seriously, if your kid drinks bleach have them drink milk. Also avoid throwing up, unless you think exposing your sensitive linings in your body to bleach is a good idea. Depending on the amount you may have to get your stomach pumped.

Don't listen to this "expert" unless you actually think "hurr durr anons can't possibly be educated about this"
#113 - yaysuperduper (03/29/2013) [-]
I'm not just a kid, and I only said we specifically learned about bleach around a month ago. I have had 4 years now of intense courses including organic chemistry, physiology, anatomy, medicinal biochemistry, microbiology, pharmacology, pharmacotherapy, biopharmaceutics, toxicology, etc. I will be a doctor of pharmacy when I am done.

When they pump your stomach, it is just simulated vomiting. In many cases vomiting is good. It gets rid of poisons and such that haven't been absorbed yet.
Less bad stuff in your body = good (I hope that isn't too advanced for you)

Don't listen to this "anon" unless you actually thing "hurr durr pharmacists and doctors can't possibly be educated about matters of health"
User avatar #105 - simonhart (03/29/2013) [-]
now, wait a good god damned minute. You're saying to NOT let it touch the sensitive linings of the kids body via vomiting, when if he drank the bleach, it already came into contact with it.
#110 - yaysuperduper (03/29/2013) [-]
Thank you, someone who is intelligent!
#114 - simonhart (03/29/2013) [-]
#149 - Hmm, seems to me if they were bread , the grizzly would hunt them.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2013 on just a 2 month old pup' +10
#150 - imthepunkkid has deleted their comment.
#484 - They took out all the mercury a long time ago because people …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2013 on Priorities 0
User avatar #502 - reican (02/09/2013) [-]
actually that if one of the reasons the first swine flu vaccine was banned in several countries and they had to come with a new one.
which I tried to explain earlier which resulted in massive butthurt.
User avatar #503 - reican (02/09/2013) [-]
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