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yatush

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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Jełłøαħ
Consoles Owned: pc, ps3, ps2
Interests: Music
Date Signed Up:3/04/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Highest Content Rank:#9548
Highest Comment Rank:#3909
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#301 - god i think i'm in love with you, itsthetie  [+] (6 new replies) 07/17/2015 on Selfie-Friday, post your... +6
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#306 - itsthetie (07/17/2015) [-]
You'd be on the list of a very few people who have, love you too buddy<3
#451 - anon (07/17/2015) [-]
You'll always have a place in this ol anon's heart. Our time together was short, but it was fun.
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#540 - itsthetie (07/17/2015) [-]
aww, anon, I could never forget you<3
#458 - itsthetie has deleted their comment.
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#307 - yatush (07/17/2015) [-]
DAWW now you're asking for it come here for a lil kissy kissy belly rubby
#325 - itsthetie (07/17/2015) [-]
<3
#12 - you ******* guys will cease every opportunity you get 07/17/2015 on Found on imgur 0
#10 - DEAR GOD IT LOOKED LIKE HE GOT PULLED BY AN INVISIBLE STRING T… 07/17/2015 on Cucumber Strikes Again +6
#22 - Seems everyone loves edgy gym trainer guy 10/10 let's el… 07/17/2015 on He's got the right idea +2
#15 - probably reminds of of dark times or something, idk stfu you tool  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2015 on true 0
#16 - qobweb (07/16/2015) [-]
ok
#9 - "XD" i don't know why but that always makes me…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2015 on true +6
#14 - qobweb (07/16/2015) [-]
why?
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#15 - yatush (07/16/2015) [-]
probably reminds of of dark times or something, idk stfu you tool
#16 - qobweb (07/16/2015) [-]
ok
#10 - oh that's actually funny, good job  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2015 on Collagen +20
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#12 - lejunkyfaceman (07/16/2015) [-]
you blew it
#8 - wrong character 0/0 you blew it  [+] (4 new replies) 07/16/2015 on Collagen +37
#9 - klille (07/16/2015) [-]
yeah, the artist fucked up the scar he was supposed to do on my chest
#16 - ferrocordis (07/16/2015) [-]
I had to look at the original post again to get this joke. Fucking well done, sir.
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#10 - yatush (07/16/2015) [-]
oh that's actually funny, good job
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#12 - lejunkyfaceman (07/16/2015) [-]
you blew it
#6 - provide pic or i don't belive you  [+] (6 new replies) 07/16/2015 on Collagen +10
#7 - klille (07/16/2015) [-]
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#8 - yatush (07/16/2015) [-]
wrong character 0/0 you blew it
#9 - klille (07/16/2015) [-]
yeah, the artist fucked up the scar he was supposed to do on my chest
#16 - ferrocordis (07/16/2015) [-]
I had to look at the original post again to get this joke. Fucking well done, sir.
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#10 - yatush (07/16/2015) [-]
oh that's actually funny, good job
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#12 - lejunkyfaceman (07/16/2015) [-]
you blew it
#115 - are you serious? guys i think he's serious 07/15/2015 on How to deal with road rage... 0
#10 - filth 07/14/2015 on Peanut +2
#849 - Picture 07/14/2015 on What do you currently look... 0
#327 - BURPMAN 07/14/2015 on Time to rename anonmous 0
#1618 - **** 07/14/2015 on Admin's dating game 0
#1617 - **yatush used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **yatush rolls 77**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2015 on Admin's dating game 0
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#1618 - yatush (07/14/2015) [-]
fuck
#54 - pff 07/14/2015 on valid point raptor, finds... 0
#39 - yadda yadda 07/14/2015 on Tales of Dale (Part 2) 0
#147 - Then let me correct myself, Just read it online, anal/oral sex…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/14/2015 on he has a good point +1
#149 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
Damn, this is some class 7 circle jerking.

You literally stated the views of someone else and he's calling you out like they're you're own.

This is well beyond shooting the messanger, this is sidomizing him.
#150 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
Im not that same anon
#167 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
yes I am
#173 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
o n e o f u s
#175 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
#32 - jesus christ man, my sides flew to an other dimention  [+] (7 new replies) 07/14/2015 on How to deal with road rage... +7
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#99 - ohemgeezus (07/14/2015) [-]
I normally don't grammar nazi but really?
#101 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
"I don't normally grammar Nazi, but really?"
FTFY
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#115 - yatush (07/15/2015) [-]
are you serious? guys i think he's serious
#49 - trumpresident (07/14/2015) [-]
Did they?

Did you sides escape from your body when you saw his comment telling you that it was ok to laugh at something that you saw seconds before?

Was it funny?


Did it make you laugh like a yellow dog off Adventure Time?

Was it really really really really funny?

Maybe you should save his comment to your hard drive for later viewing!

Thanks Laurie!
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#52 - thematthew (07/14/2015) [-]
he's saying it like how fans of Sips say they ripped their dick off in anger, they never actually did this but it shows the extent of how they felt from said joke/youtuber.
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#53 - depope (07/14/2015) [-]
It's still a huge overstatement
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#83 - tripleskit (07/14/2015) [-]
Google hyperbole
#119 - And between us, i've made some mistakes in the past, but trust…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2015 on he has a good point -1
#170 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
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#133 - nastoy (07/14/2015) [-]
good for you, i guess.
#115 - I brought this out of a conversation with an orthodox jew, no…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/14/2015 on he has a good point 0
#144 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
then maybe don't spout bullshit you hear from jews?

lol, had to say it
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#147 - yatush (07/14/2015) [-]
Then let me correct myself, Just read it online, anal/oral sex are allowed if both find it enjoyable, because it's a sin to hurt someone.
#149 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
Damn, this is some class 7 circle jerking.

You literally stated the views of someone else and he's calling you out like they're you're own.

This is well beyond shooting the messanger, this is sidomizing him.
#150 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
Im not that same anon
#167 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
yes I am
#173 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
o n e o f u s
#175 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
#104 - Ehem, why are you telling this to me?  [+] (9 new replies) 07/14/2015 on he has a good point +3
#112 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
Seemed like you needed an educashun.
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#115 - yatush (07/14/2015) [-]
I brought this out of a conversation with an orthodox jew, not myself.
#144 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
then maybe don't spout bullshit you hear from jews?

lol, had to say it
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#147 - yatush (07/14/2015) [-]
Then let me correct myself, Just read it online, anal/oral sex are allowed if both find it enjoyable, because it's a sin to hurt someone.
#149 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
Damn, this is some class 7 circle jerking.

You literally stated the views of someone else and he's calling you out like they're you're own.

This is well beyond shooting the messanger, this is sidomizing him.
#150 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
Im not that same anon
#167 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
yes I am
#173 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
o n e o f u s
#175 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
#100 - It's against judaism aswell, some guy explained it to me like …  [+] (16 new replies) 07/14/2015 on he has a good point 0
#102 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
You suck at anal if it hurts. To the point of needing to reevaluate how you fuck.

Hell, most chicks asses just loosen up once you get really stuck into vaginal sex. Go for a good ten minutes and you can just slide it right in, it's all prepped. Also, if you make them deepthroat you a whole bunch, the kind of tacky saliva at the back of the throat is amazing lube. No fuss anal.

It sometimes feels like no one even knows how to have sex. Though, of course Jews suck dick at sex.
#155 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
please tell me more about how comfortable it is to deepthroat
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#137 - waterbottlemanboy (07/14/2015) [-]
Totally true, I've just slipped in during really rough sex, and it didn't hurt at all.
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#119 - yatush (07/14/2015) [-]
And between us, i've made some mistakes in the past, but trust me, I know how to fuck.
#170 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
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#133 - nastoy (07/14/2015) [-]
good for you, i guess.
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#104 - yatush (07/14/2015) [-]
Ehem, why are you telling this to me?
#112 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
Seemed like you needed an educashun.
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#115 - yatush (07/14/2015) [-]
I brought this out of a conversation with an orthodox jew, not myself.
#144 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
then maybe don't spout bullshit you hear from jews?

lol, had to say it
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#147 - yatush (07/14/2015) [-]
Then let me correct myself, Just read it online, anal/oral sex are allowed if both find it enjoyable, because it's a sin to hurt someone.
#149 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
Damn, this is some class 7 circle jerking.

You literally stated the views of someone else and he's calling you out like they're you're own.

This is well beyond shooting the messanger, this is sidomizing him.
#150 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
Im not that same anon
#167 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
yes I am
#173 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
o n e o f u s
#175 - anon (07/14/2015) [-]
#44 - That's hebrew you lying **** .  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2015 on meanwhile in greece +2
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#55 - alabamacoffeebean (07/09/2015) [-]
that still doesnt explain why the moron in question is trying to rub the card on the side of the machine instead of sticking it in the slot
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#61 - lukewarmpigeon (07/09/2015) [-]
i believe its a phone why hes using it to fight a cat i have no idea
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#48 - alekksandar (07/09/2015) [-]
it's because hebrews own all banks, duh
#734 - **yatush used "*roll 9, 1-1000000*"** **yatush rolls 0,459,… 07/07/2015 on Steam Giveaway 0
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#31 - anon (11/28/2015) [-]
l'chaim
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User avatar #23 - unforgivenfive (05/05/2015) [-]
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User avatar #25 to #24 - unforgivenfive (05/05/2015) [-]
its a joke dood
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User avatar #27 to #25 - whoozy (05/06/2015) [-]
Deer lord you are dense
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User avatar #28 to #27 - unforgivenfive (05/06/2015) [-]
well yeah..I've said this several times.
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User avatar #29 to #28 - whoozy (05/06/2015) [-]
:>
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User avatar #26 to #25 - yatush (05/05/2015) [-]
omg really? damn. -_-
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User avatar #21 to #20 - yatush (04/10/2015) [-]
oy vey
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User avatar #16 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Hi I just met you and this is crazy but I am Jakob so reply maybe
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User avatar #17 to #16 - yatush (04/10/2015) [-]
yo maman whuzzup
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User avatar #18 to #17 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Not much, having evening with family. You?
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User avatar #19 to #18 - yatush (04/10/2015) [-]
just chilling
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User avatar #13 - unforgivenfive (04/10/2015) [-]
Alcest - Les Voyages De L'Âme Hammock - Kenotic This Will Destroy You - Quiet (CD Version)

Some post rock examples for my new favorite user
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#15 to #13 - yatush (04/10/2015) [-]
Cheers mate
Cheers mate
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User avatar #9 - unforgivenfive (04/10/2015) [-]

איך הגעת אדמין על רשימת החברים שלך
?
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User avatar #10 to #9 - yatush (04/10/2015) [-]
קסם שלחתי לו פרינד רקווסט
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User avatar #11 to #10 - unforgivenfive (04/10/2015) [-]

כמובן, איך הגיע בפרופיל שלו. זה פשוט שולח לי "אוטיזם".
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User avatar #12 to #11 - yatush (04/10/2015) [-]
הוספתי אותו לפני הרבה זמן יכול להיות שהוא חסם את האפשרות להוסיף אותו כדי שלא יציקו לו
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User avatar #14 to #12 - unforgivenfive (04/10/2015) [-]
אה
Ok
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#3 - itsthetie (12/05/2014) [-]
thanks for adding me man
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User avatar #4 to #3 - yatush (12/05/2014) [-]
I really like you (nohomotho)
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#5 to #4 - itsthetie (12/05/2014) [-]
Homo ain't a problem, I'm flexible But still, thanks buddy
Homo ain't a problem, I'm flexible

But still, thanks buddy
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#6 to #5 - yatush (12/05/2014) [-]
i can go homo on your beard man. i'd seriously pay to touch it.
i can go homo on your beard man. i'd seriously pay to touch it.
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#7 to #6 - itsthetie (12/05/2014) [-]
I've had several comments tell me something like that, but you're gonna have to settle with watching at a distance, I'm sorry bro.

I still love you tho
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#8 to #7 - yatush (12/05/2014) [-]
god damn that's fabulous. i can't grow a beard
god damn that's fabulous. i can't grow a beard
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User avatar #2 to #1 - yatush (10/26/2014) [-]
omg ty
 
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