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#5 - Dog would be better choice for ending Undertaker's streak …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on food +8
User avatar #28 - capslockrage (04/15/2014) [-]
Lol people still fucking watch wrestling?

How autistic do you have to be to watch that ridiculous shit
#18 - paranoidzoid (04/15/2014) [-]
#31 - I'd love for nintendo/Game Freak to make missingno an official…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Not even a nibble... +4
User avatar #34 - sociocat (04/17/2014) [-]
Why not make missing no. A creature that comes from a pokeball?q
#91 - I bought TTT2, Played 2 or 3 times and stopped playing my 360.… 04/14/2014 on Drugs 0
#27 - There's a mod now to help with the memory ******** … 04/13/2014 on Your average Skyrim experience +1
#34 - Enjoy 04/12/2014 on Anime Carpet 0
#11 - I'd love to see them do an episode where the intro was pretty …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Far side of the Moon +5
User avatar #17 - Foxchase (04/11/2014) [-]
THat would've actually been pretty neat.
#17 - I believe it's from Donnie Darko. Don't quote me on that as I'…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Rabbit Cranium 0
User avatar #31 - musalana (04/12/2014) [-]
s'allright. you tried
#28 - mr skeltal (04/11/2014) [-]
That deals with an altogether... different kind of rabbit.
#1555 - I don't know as I don't know what a Northwest accent is. I'm u…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +1
User avatar #1559 - paintplayer (04/11/2014) [-]
If you give me a sentence I'll say it on that voice recording website and send you a link so you can decide for yourself
#1545 - Not posting as anon as I don't much care. I can't understand a…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Secrets +6
#2688 - fenomenum (04/11/2014) [-]
i cant understand anything eather .. also for some reason i cant understand anything that come out of those radio things that people say over when they are done talking ... wether its in movies or in real life i cant understand shit
User avatar #1551 - paintplayer (04/11/2014) [-]
Do you consider people from the Northwest United States as having accents? Because apparently we are the one region in the world that pronounces English words exactly as they are written with no sort of regional accent.
#1573 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #2182 - schurftinator (04/11/2014) [-]
Actually, queen Elizabeth the first demanded that the English language to be pronounced differently and 'invented' the posh British accent you hear these days. And maybe demanded is not the right word, but she and the nobility adjusted their accent and the rest followed because it was 'cool'. So in fact, American/Australian accents are much more like the way 'original' English used to be pronounced, rather than modern day British. Still, the whole discussion is bullshit. As long as you can communicate with each other, I believe.

The more you know....
#2712 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
Not all English accents are "posh", and the UK includes Ireland and Scotland (at the moment), neither of which are "posh".

The more you know?
User avatar #1579 - paintplayer (04/11/2014) [-]
That's cool bro, you still put emphases on things in very stylized ways compared to us. Also I'm fairly sure that despite your being from the UK, you didn't invent the English language, so no need to get so prideful about its origins.
#1581 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
Not from the UK. Just pisses me off when Americans are like "WE DON'T HAVE ACCENTS, YOU GUYS DO". Our language comes from their country. They are right.
User avatar #1596 - paintplayer (04/11/2014) [-]
Oh you're one of those UK versions of a weeaboo, using "twat" and all that. Here's the thing, man. There are a variety of American accents just like there are a variety of accents across the UK. Southern, East Coast, Midwest, etc. Check this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8mzWkuOxz8. What I'm saying is, if you go to the Northwest US, people generally pronounce things very phonetically rather than putting any type of influence on anything. I read the word "idea" as "idea;" my grandmother from the East Coast pronounced it "idear." She had the accent, because she pronounced it differently than it was written. It's not a problem, I'm just saying, if you are quantifying accent as a deviation from the written phonetic pronunciation, then the NW has little to no accent.
#1601 - magmon (04/11/2014) [-]
I spell how I spell because it's closer to origin, but I speak any words within the language as they are fair game. I have no need to be from anywhere other than where I am now. I love Colorado, and I have the "North Western" accent you are talking about. Still, as far as accuracy goes, London is as close to origin as we can get.
#1555 - xzayviaaeyeres (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't know as I don't know what a Northwest accent is. I'm usually okay with North american accents, Partly thanks to copious amounts of US TV programming that we get, I think
User avatar #1559 - paintplayer (04/11/2014) [-]
If you give me a sentence I'll say it on that voice recording website and send you a link so you can decide for yourself
#47 - Pikes peak in a supercharged and turbocharged Freightl… 04/10/2014 on Walmert. +1
#329 - Memories The youtube button isn't working for me, Weird... 04/10/2014 on Things to Make You Feel Old 0
#61 - The cheese of it all 04/09/2014 on (untitled) 0
#27 - That'd be C then? 04/09/2014 on Get 5% cash back 0
#48 - You brilliant person 04/09/2014 on Constant buzzkill. 0
#46 - Picture 04/08/2014 on Pretty accurate for a guess 0
#21 - They were huge. There are also other Wiggles for some foreign … 04/08/2014 on Fruit Salad....Yummy Yummy 0
#20 - Greg did come back for a bit, Now only Anthony is in it as the… 04/08/2014 on Fruit Salad....Yummy Yummy +1
#49 - Picture 04/08/2014 on Good luck driving here +1
#25 - No idea who the chick is, But pretty sure the guy with the sun… 04/07/2014 on Barack be checkin' out her... +15
#111 - I'm still amazed no-one has/did....  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on This hit a little too close... +2
User avatar #119 - TastyBurger (04/06/2014) [-]
Maybe they're in one of those packages being held at customs. Damn you UPS!
#48 - Hell, I've got my computer in an entirely different house, Avo… 04/06/2014 on When My Friends Mention Anime 0
#59 - I is sad that they're stopping the mailbag. Was going to work …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on This hit a little too close... +5
User avatar #107 - TastyBurger (04/06/2014) [-]
And I was going to send them some of those dragon dildos!
#111 - xzayviaaeyeres (04/06/2014) [-]
I'm still amazed no-one has/did....
User avatar #119 - TastyBurger (04/06/2014) [-]
Maybe they're in one of those packages being held at customs. Damn you UPS!
#128 - Nice choice, Slightly more power would be nice but other than … 04/05/2014 on Orange 0
#49 - Have fun 04/05/2014 on Every group project in... +4
#68 - Is rapeman an actual thing or is this some spoof?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on Stock P0rn Comments... 0
User avatar #109 - hitlersgayabortion (04/05/2014) [-]
it's real, but someone dubbed over it to make it more of a joke.
#107 - spanishninja (04/05/2014) [-]
Rapeman Forever (Parody) rapeman forever
also, check rapeman begins and rapeman returns
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