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#58 - The thing about this is the laws regarding most illegal drugs … 09/13/2012 on War on "drug's" 0
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#71 - Picture 09/12/2012 on took me a second... +7
#70 - **xyxoz rolls 11** my dick in CM.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on took me a second... +4
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#98 - Maybe, but she was raised by super-wise birds and has been gen… 09/12/2012 on Samus +3
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User avatar #117 - glauben (09/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #123 - DrSalvador (09/11/2012) [-]
god i suck
#30 - I'm a Christian and that first person is a nonsensical idiot.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2012 on WHAT THE FUCK +4
User avatar #53 - chudan (09/09/2012) [-]
But yeah I do agree with you. The first person is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
User avatar #52 - chudan (09/09/2012) [-]
In my opinion it is wrong to think that all christians are this retarded. Every group of people have different people.
#26 - Either way it's still hot **** . 09/09/2012 on I think +4
#84 - Picture 09/09/2012 on oh gawd +4
#16 - Some people just have no IMAGINATION. 09/09/2012 on Rape +1
#21 - Oh I get it! Ctrl Alt and Del bring up the windows task ma… 09/09/2012 on USA vs Netherlands -2
#70 - I like spastic golden toys.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2012 on So woman of FJ 0
#82 - thepandaking (09/09/2012) [-]
and pizza :D (sorry I forgot the lyrics, but I know what you're talking about :3)
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#42 - You don't know me punk. 09/09/2012 on Medulla Oblongata +4
#33 - Squirrels. 09/08/2012 on What? 0
#30 - BUT IS HE A CASIO GOD?!  [+] (4 new replies) 09/08/2012 on What? +3
User avatar #69 - amidgetwalrus (09/08/2012) [-]
Is that a donkey?Srsly WTF is that.
#32 - redeadhunter (09/08/2012) [-]
Probably not, but I don't watch Boondocks that much.

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User avatar #33 - xyxoz (09/08/2012) [-]
#28 - You're what? A Casio? A God? A god of Casios? I am so confused…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/08/2012 on What? +3
User avatar #29 - redeadhunter (09/08/2012) [-]
One of the people who have that calculator.
#30 - xyxoz (09/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #69 - amidgetwalrus (09/08/2012) [-]
Is that a donkey?Srsly WTF is that.
#32 - redeadhunter (09/08/2012) [-]
Probably not, but I don't watch Boondocks that much.

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User avatar #33 - xyxoz (09/08/2012) [-]
#17 - 1. Not all of those artists or songs are bad 2. MTV 3.…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2012 on Seriously? -3
User avatar #22 - SquishyHaribo (09/07/2012) [-]
not all those songs are bad but none of them a as good as some of the incredible music and music videos out there that deserve an award
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#19 - This is Jesus, and for the weather today, there will be a 50% …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2012 on WWII *Pictures from the Past* +53
#92 - wizi (09/07/2012) [-]
jebus plz
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#28 - beerterror (09/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 - yorker (11/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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******* off yourself already you pathetic little bitch.
#42 - linktheherooftime (10/30/2013) [-]
>Be me   
>In need of this .gif   
>Find it on a really old funnyjunk page   
>Page is literally filled with the word penis highlighted in bright pink.   
>Remember that Admin decided it would be a good idea to implement special text   
>Make a mental note to self to both never look at pages from 2011, and to come here and thank you personally for this wonderful .gif.   
Yeah so thanks for the gif.
>Be me
>In need of this .gif
>Find it on a really old funnyjunk page
>Page is literally filled with the word penis highlighted in bright pink.
>Remember that Admin decided it would be a good idea to implement special text
>Make a mental note to self to both never look at pages from 2011, and to come here and thank you personally for this wonderful .gif.

Yeah so thanks for the gif.
User avatar #43 to #42 - xyxoz (10/30/2013) [-]
No prob, and thanks for fetching it.
I had to reset to defaults after my pc got a bug, so I lost it, unable to retrieve it for reasons you mentioned above.
#41 - xyxoz (08/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #30 - xyxoz (04/22/2012) [-]
**xyxoz rolls 741,755,866**
User avatar #29 - xyxoz (03/06/2012) [-]
**xyxoz rolls 315,530,679**
Might as well try.
User avatar #28 - xyxoz (11/08/2011) [-]
**xyxoz rolled a random comment posted by anonymous at Moving ** :
**anonymous rolls 00** Watch and learn biatch!
User avatar #27 - xyxoz (09/28/2011) [-]
**xyxoz rolls 009,494,435**
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#23 - tokyoanime (09/14/2011) [-]
**tokyoanime rolled a random image**i rolled you, therefore i must friend you
#24 to #23 - xyxoz (09/14/2011) [-]
**xyxoz rolled a random image** Okayden.
#22 - xyxoz (09/13/2011) [-]
**xyxoz rolled a random image**
User avatar #21 - xyxoz (09/13/2011) [-]
**xyxoz rolls 6,335**
#19 - bnljack (08/28/2011) [-]
look its almost 4am where i am. good talk, but i gotta sleep now
#11 - bnljack (08/28/2011) [-]
wont let me respond to you anymore on the thread. looks like we used up too much space lol
User avatar #13 to #11 - xyxoz (08/28/2011) [-]
By the way, thank you for being intelligent in your arguments, rather than being rude or trollish, like the vast majority I've attempted to debate with.
#16 to #13 - bnljack (08/28/2011) [-]
response to 220: that may be what hell technically is, but thats not how a lot of people think it is. and id bet if you took heaven and hell out of the bible, youd have a lot less people believing in god
User avatar #17 to #16 - xyxoz (08/28/2011) [-]
Not necessarily. Until recently, the human mind has been stuck on the concept of life after death, and that gods lived in another plane not unlike our own. People still believed even when your only option was sitting in a hole eating clay forever, or being stuck in the underworld (what most people think of when they think hell) being punished for everything you did in life. It doesn't really matter what people believe happens after death, or what the domain of the gods is suppose to be like, people have always believed in religion.
#18 to #17 - bnljack (08/28/2011) [-]
people have always believed in religion, but look at the 2 biggest ones right now. islam, and christianity. both have life after death ideas.

i feel like some of those people must belong to the religion because sort of a "just in case it is true" type of thing, and not for any actual reason. im not saying all of the people, im not saying most of the people, just some.
User avatar #12 to #11 - xyxoz (08/28/2011) [-]
Heh, that's fine. Anyway, proceed with your current arguments if you wish.
#14 to #12 - bnljack (08/28/2011) [-]
response to 221: i agree athiests dont believe in god. thats why a said god particle, partially just because i dont have a word to describe it. god particle isnt a god, just a term used to describe the mechanism through which everything came to be
User avatar #15 to #14 - xyxoz (08/28/2011) [-]
Fair enough.
User avatar #9 - nigthshadow (08/26/2011) [-]
So what are you oppinions on weed?
User avatar #10 to #9 - xyxoz (08/26/2011) [-]
I don't agree with it, but won't stop you if you do smoke it. It's claiming that it's better for you than other smokes or drugs that ticks me off.
Also, excuses about doctors, paper, pretty much anything that involves weed as an excuse annoys me. Tokers don't care about doctors or paper, they want to smoke. If we made it legal to use in hospitals and paper companies only, they would still complain on how they aren't getting any, but won't have any arguments to back them up.
In short, I don't care if you smoke weed, but don't be stupid or recite the same things over and over again. It just makes you seem annoying.
User avatar #8 - tawpdawg (08/21/2011) [-]
i agree with you on everything with marijuana and the link u sent me was very factual. i would say just give up, no use bringing issues like this to FJ, you won't win, pot-heads out-populate those with minds.
#5 - FattyMcDoogle (08/21/2011) [-]
I. Love. You.
User avatar #1 - ScottMJfan (08/21/2011) [-]
Comment Virginity stolen.

Also... Dude, no offence, but you're stupid if you think weed is nearly as dangerous as alcohol. Alcohol causes not only physical effects, but psychological effects such as addiction. And you can die from too much alcohol, while there are 0 ANNUAL DEATHS PER YEAR FROM MARIJUANA.

User avatar #2 to #1 - xyxoz (08/21/2011) [-]
If Alcohol is more dangerous, then just illegalize alcohol! Marijuana is dangerous, I've seen what it's done. I don't care whether you smoke it, just don't shout out ******** , alright?

BTW, cell phones have a zero percent death rating. As do cigarettes and alcohol. The EFFECTS they cause have much higher, ie: Driving accidents, cancer (caused by the smoke, for you "marijuana doctors") and over intoxication (something caused by all drugs, including marijuana).
User avatar #4 to #2 - ScottMJfan (08/21/2011) [-]
No offence, but you are retarded.

>Each year, an estimated 443,000 people die prematurely from smoking or exposure to secondhand smoke - CDC (Centers for Disease Control)

I don't know the statistics about alcohol, but with all the drunk driving advertisements it has to be high.

You can't get overintoxicated on marijuana you idiot, as I said before there are 0 annual deaths per year from it.
#20 to #4 - anonymous (09/04/2011) [-]
You can drink alcohol as long as you're not driving and don't drink too much.
Even water can be dangerous when much is consumed.
Also, Alcohol is only dangerous to your physical health when consumed while smoking.

There are plenty of people killed by marijuana consumers so you can't really say nobody dies from marijuana.
I think you'll be ok as long as you consume "enough" marijuana but I heard it's very addicting... so consuming "enough" is not possible.
Also, you can build immunity to getting drunk so when the time comes you can consume more and 8 glasses could still be enough. You can't build immunity from getting high, it just gets worst.
Here's more... Alcohol from time to time boosts your vitality, Smoking be it cigarettes or marijuana destroys your brain cells. I doubt that alcohol has psychological effects.
User avatar #7 to #4 - xyxoz (08/21/2011) [-]
You're calling me retarded even though I brought up a valid point, and hadn't insulted anyone.
And by the way, my uncle started smoking marijuana, and his life went down the dump. It made him depressed, which started him drinking and smoking other things. This made it worse. When he finally quit, his life went back up.
He still drinks, but doesn't toke.
Explain that.
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#3 to #2 - anonymous (08/21/2011) [-]
your retarded.....ww w .msnbc .msn . com/id/6089353 there are aproximatlly 75,000 deaths a year from alcohol.....and cigarrets are just as dangerous...... **** tards these days
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