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#7 - Oh yeah? Bet it can't beat this bad boy 12/21/2013 on I need one. For science 0
#93 - Doesn't matter. The Russians stab you with a pike. 12/14/2013 on invading Russia, tactical... +1
#93 - You drilled my entire chest out from my body... Want to he… 12/11/2013 on Can't think of a better... +3
#9 - What's funny is that English has a pretty good mix of French a…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Language 0
User avatar #65 - metalmind (11/22/2013) [-]
Well, english is an old German dialect that mixed with a bit of french from the normans that invaded England.
User avatar #49 - konradkurze (11/22/2013) [-]
well original english aka auld english was more scandanavian till french lawyers and magistrates forced alot of french into it, warped in around and invented the english language
User avatar #33 - hudis (11/22/2013) [-]
What's funny is that national identity hardly even existed until roughly 300 years ago.
User avatar #12 - trollwoopnazi (11/22/2013) [-]
What's funny is that they all have a pretty good foundation of Latin influence.
User avatar #13 - dangler (11/22/2013) [-]
Well, not german, so much. French and English are quite similar because they are both largely Latin based, but English is not considered a romance language given it is derived from the Germanic peoples, just like German. German doesn't have nearly the amount of Latin influences of English since the isles had been inhabited by the Romans for so long a time. It is often said that "60% of the English language can be traced to Latin" however English is still considered a Germanic language. (Which is strange given that Romanian is still considered a romance language even though it is so heavily influenced by Slavic)
User avatar #21 - husidusidu (11/22/2013) [-]
What the hell you smoked to say that english should be conciered as a romanic language? I mean, every european language has a highly latin influence, but if you would look up for low german or dutch accents youd see that old english has a lot in common with them. Same goes for culture, genetics and religion.
User avatar #69 - dangler (11/24/2013) [-]
I'm not saying it should be a Romantic language; it just is much closer to being one than German.
#137 - And I'm an asshole to assholes. Do you even read half of w…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Hardcore horse sex -13
#225 - blokrokker (11/22/2013) [-]
#215 - motherduck (11/22/2013) [-]
Your profile picture made me cringe
#165 - thecrayzeeman (11/22/2013) [-]
You are either a very successful troll in which case, congratulations, you managed to get a reaction out of me , or you're bloody downright brainless.

Why?

1. You are the exact kind of "autistic neckbeard" that he's describing. You're getting offended because someone insulted your fandom.

2. You're getting offended. On Funnyjunk. OVER A FANDOM. How fucking stupid do you need to be to let THAT happen?


#135 - Like I said. I could care less about individual people, especi…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Hardcore horse sex -14
#141 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
autistic neckbeard
#136 - jakeduck (11/22/2013) [-]
Being autistic is not a choice.

Being an asshole is.
User avatar #137 - xyxoz (11/22/2013) [-]
And I'm an asshole to assholes.
Do you even read half of what you reply to?
#225 - blokrokker (11/22/2013) [-]
#215 - motherduck (11/22/2013) [-]
Your profile picture made me cringe
#165 - thecrayzeeman (11/22/2013) [-]
You are either a very successful troll in which case, congratulations, you managed to get a reaction out of me , or you're bloody downright brainless.

Why?

1. You are the exact kind of "autistic neckbeard" that he's describing. You're getting offended because someone insulted your fandom.

2. You're getting offended. On Funnyjunk. OVER A FANDOM. How fucking stupid do you need to be to let THAT happen?


#45 - And thus, the perfect example of a troll is shown. All it take… 11/22/2013 on xyxoz's profile 0
#127 - I don't give a **** how much of a dick I am, and …  [+] (9 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Hardcore horse sex -15
#133 - jakeduck (11/22/2013) [-]
You tell people to change because you are offended
And you offend people.


No.
User avatar #135 - xyxoz (11/22/2013) [-]
Like I said. I could care less about individual people, especially those who insult others.

I don't appreciate those who insult groups or use steriotypes of said groups to back their points. It's idiotic and rare that it's ever a valid point, especially in terms of uncontrollable situations, such as autism.
#141 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
autistic neckbeard
#136 - jakeduck (11/22/2013) [-]
Being autistic is not a choice.

Being an asshole is.
User avatar #137 - xyxoz (11/22/2013) [-]
And I'm an asshole to assholes.
Do you even read half of what you reply to?
#225 - blokrokker (11/22/2013) [-]
#215 - motherduck (11/22/2013) [-]
Your profile picture made me cringe
#165 - thecrayzeeman (11/22/2013) [-]
You are either a very successful troll in which case, congratulations, you managed to get a reaction out of me , or you're bloody downright brainless.

Why?

1. You are the exact kind of "autistic neckbeard" that he's describing. You're getting offended because someone insulted your fandom.

2. You're getting offended. On Funnyjunk. OVER A FANDOM. How fucking stupid do you need to be to let THAT happen?


User avatar #129 - yorker (11/22/2013) [-]
I'm telling you to die because you're a little bitch and you can't handle opinions and you get offended so you act like a dick to others.

You're an asshole so for you to bitch and moan and get offended is bullshit, and you'r better off just fucking killing yourself and video taping it so that your family can send it to me for enjoyment.
#121 - Whatever you say, douche-nugget. 11/22/2013 on Hardcore horse sex -10
#113 - And you'll notice a lack of those comments on what I say. I do…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Hardcore horse sex -16
#124 - yorker (11/22/2013) [-]
Shut the fuck up and stop looking for pity you autistic fuck.

I know I'm supposed to be nice to you because you're a fucking retard but it seems your mental issues only make you a huger asshole.

Nobody gives a fuck about your struggle to survive. Maybe you should lose the struggle and just kill your sad pathetic self.

You're an asshole for being a dick then making yourself look like the victim. I wasn't joking when I told you you should kill yourself, really.

Just fucking die already, you have nothing to live for.
User avatar #127 - xyxoz (11/22/2013) [-]
I don't give a fuck how much of a dick I am, and I've worked far too long to just stop.

Self righteous? Probably. But I'm telling people to change because I'm offended, you're telling people to die because you want some shits and giggles.

Get out of my arrogant face you worthless piece of shit.
#133 - jakeduck (11/22/2013) [-]
You tell people to change because you are offended
And you offend people.


No.
User avatar #135 - xyxoz (11/22/2013) [-]
Like I said. I could care less about individual people, especially those who insult others.

I don't appreciate those who insult groups or use steriotypes of said groups to back their points. It's idiotic and rare that it's ever a valid point, especially in terms of uncontrollable situations, such as autism.
#141 - anonymous (11/22/2013) [-]
autistic neckbeard
#136 - jakeduck (11/22/2013) [-]
Being autistic is not a choice.

Being an asshole is.
User avatar #137 - xyxoz (11/22/2013) [-]
And I'm an asshole to assholes.
Do you even read half of what you reply to?
#225 - blokrokker (11/22/2013) [-]
#215 - motherduck (11/22/2013) [-]
Your profile picture made me cringe
#165 - thecrayzeeman (11/22/2013) [-]
You are either a very successful troll in which case, congratulations, you managed to get a reaction out of me , or you're bloody downright brainless.

Why?

1. You are the exact kind of "autistic neckbeard" that he's describing. You're getting offended because someone insulted your fandom.

2. You're getting offended. On Funnyjunk. OVER A FANDOM. How fucking stupid do you need to be to let THAT happen?


User avatar #129 - yorker (11/22/2013) [-]
I'm telling you to die because you're a little bitch and you can't handle opinions and you get offended so you act like a dick to others.

You're an asshole so for you to bitch and moan and get offended is bullshit, and you'r better off just fucking killing yourself and video taping it so that your family can send it to me for enjoyment.

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User avatar #44 - yorker (11/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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******* off yourself already you pathetic little bitch.
#42 - linktheherooftime (10/30/2013) [-]
>Be me   
>In need of this .gif   
>Find it on a really old funnyjunk page   
>Page is literally filled with the word penis highlighted in bright pink.   
>Remember that Admin decided it would be a good idea to implement special text   
>Make a mental note to self to both never look at pages from 2011, and to come here and thank you personally for this wonderful .gif.   
   
Yeah so thanks for the gif.
>Be me
>In need of this .gif
>Find it on a really old funnyjunk page
>Page is literally filled with the word penis highlighted in bright pink.
>Remember that Admin decided it would be a good idea to implement special text
>Make a mental note to self to both never look at pages from 2011, and to come here and thank you personally for this wonderful .gif.

Yeah so thanks for the gif.
User avatar #43 to #42 - xyxoz (10/30/2013) [-]
No prob, and thanks for fetching it.
I had to reset to defaults after my pc got a bug, so I lost it, unable to retrieve it for reasons you mentioned above.
#41 - xyxoz (08/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #34 - xyxoz (04/03/2013) [-]
foxtrot
User avatar #30 - xyxoz (04/22/2012) [-]
**xyxoz rolls 741,755,866**
User avatar #29 - xyxoz (03/06/2012) [-]
**xyxoz rolls 315,530,679**
Might as well try.
User avatar #28 - xyxoz (11/08/2011) [-]
**xyxoz rolled a random comment posted by anonymous at Moving ** :
**anonymous rolls 00** Watch and learn biatch!
User avatar #27 - xyxoz (09/28/2011) [-]
**xyxoz rolls 009,494,435**
User avatar #26 - xyxoz (09/23/2011) [-]
Test
User avatar #25 - xyxoz (09/23/2011) [-]
Test
#23 - tokyoanime (09/14/2011) [-]
**tokyoanime rolled a random image**i rolled you, therefore i must friend you
#24 to #23 - xyxoz (09/14/2011) [-]
**xyxoz rolled a random image** Okayden.
#22 - xyxoz (09/13/2011) [-]
**xyxoz rolled a random image**
User avatar #21 - xyxoz (09/13/2011) [-]
**xyxoz rolls 6,335**
#19 - bnljack (08/28/2011) [-]
look its almost 4am where i am. good talk, but i gotta sleep now
#11 - bnljack (08/28/2011) [-]
wont let me respond to you anymore on the thread. looks like we used up too much space lol
User avatar #13 to #11 - xyxoz (08/28/2011) [-]
By the way, thank you for being intelligent in your arguments, rather than being rude or trollish, like the vast majority I've attempted to debate with.
#16 to #13 - bnljack (08/28/2011) [-]
response to 220: that may be what hell technically is, but thats not how a lot of people think it is. and id bet if you took heaven and hell out of the bible, youd have a lot less people believing in god
User avatar #17 to #16 - xyxoz (08/28/2011) [-]
Not necessarily. Until recently, the human mind has been stuck on the concept of life after death, and that gods lived in another plane not unlike our own. People still believed even when your only option was sitting in a hole eating clay forever, or being stuck in the underworld (what most people think of when they think hell) being punished for everything you did in life. It doesn't really matter what people believe happens after death, or what the domain of the gods is suppose to be like, people have always believed in religion.
#18 to #17 - bnljack (08/28/2011) [-]
people have always believed in religion, but look at the 2 biggest ones right now. islam, and christianity. both have life after death ideas.

i feel like some of those people must belong to the religion because sort of a "just in case it is true" type of thing, and not for any actual reason. im not saying all of the people, im not saying most of the people, just some.
User avatar #12 to #11 - xyxoz (08/28/2011) [-]
Heh, that's fine. Anyway, proceed with your current arguments if you wish.
#14 to #12 - bnljack (08/28/2011) [-]
response to 221: i agree athiests dont believe in god. thats why a said god particle, partially just because i dont have a word to describe it. god particle isnt a god, just a term used to describe the mechanism through which everything came to be
User avatar #15 to #14 - xyxoz (08/28/2011) [-]
Fair enough.
User avatar #9 - nigthshadow (08/26/2011) [-]
So what are you oppinions on weed?
User avatar #10 to #9 - xyxoz (08/26/2011) [-]
I don't agree with it, but won't stop you if you do smoke it. It's claiming that it's better for you than other smokes or drugs that ticks me off.
Also, excuses about doctors, paper, pretty much anything that involves weed as an excuse annoys me. Tokers don't care about doctors or paper, they want to smoke. If we made it legal to use in hospitals and paper companies only, they would still complain on how they aren't getting any, but won't have any arguments to back them up.
In short, I don't care if you smoke weed, but don't be stupid or recite the same things over and over again. It just makes you seem annoying.
User avatar #8 - tawpdawg (08/21/2011) [-]
i agree with you on everything with marijuana and the link u sent me was very factual. i would say just give up, no use bringing issues like this to FJ, you won't win, pot-heads out-populate those with minds.
#5 - FattyMcDoogle (08/21/2011) [-]
I. Love. You.
User avatar #1 - ScottMJfan (08/21/2011) [-]
Comment Virginity stolen.

Also... Dude, no offence, but you're stupid if you think weed is nearly as dangerous as alcohol. Alcohol causes not only physical effects, but psychological effects such as addiction. And you can die from too much alcohol, while there are 0 ANNUAL DEATHS PER YEAR FROM MARIJUANA.

User avatar #2 to #1 - xyxoz (08/21/2011) [-]
If Alcohol is more dangerous, then just illegalize alcohol! Marijuana is dangerous, I've seen what it's done. I don't care whether you smoke it, just don't shout out ******** , alright?

BTW, cell phones have a zero percent death rating. As do cigarettes and alcohol. The EFFECTS they cause have much higher, ie: Driving accidents, cancer (caused by the smoke, for you "marijuana doctors") and over intoxication (something caused by all drugs, including marijuana).
User avatar #4 to #2 - ScottMJfan (08/21/2011) [-]
No offence, but you are retarded.

>Each year, an estimated 443,000 people die prematurely from smoking or exposure to secondhand smoke - CDC (Centers for Disease Control)

I don't know the statistics about alcohol, but with all the drunk driving advertisements it has to be high.

You can't get overintoxicated on marijuana you idiot, as I said before there are 0 annual deaths per year from it.
#20 to #4 - anonymous (09/04/2011) [-]
You can drink alcohol as long as you're not driving and don't drink too much.
Even water can be dangerous when much is consumed.
Also, Alcohol is only dangerous to your physical health when consumed while smoking.

There are plenty of people killed by marijuana consumers so you can't really say nobody dies from marijuana.
I think you'll be ok as long as you consume "enough" marijuana but I heard it's very addicting... so consuming "enough" is not possible.
Also, you can build immunity to getting drunk so when the time comes you can consume more and 8 glasses could still be enough. You can't build immunity from getting high, it just gets worst.
Here's more... Alcohol from time to time boosts your vitality, Smoking be it cigarettes or marijuana destroys your brain cells. I doubt that alcohol has psychological effects.
User avatar #7 to #4 - xyxoz (08/21/2011) [-]
You're calling me retarded even though I brought up a valid point, and hadn't insulted anyone.
And by the way, my uncle started smoking marijuana, and his life went down the dump. It made him depressed, which started him drinking and smoking other things. This made it worse. When he finally quit, his life went back up.
He still drinks, but doesn't toke.
Explain that.
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#3 to #2 - anonymous (08/21/2011) [-]
your retarded.....ww w .msnbc .msn . com/id/6089353 there are aproximatlly 75,000 deaths a year from alcohol.....and cigarrets are just as dangerous...... **** tards these days
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