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xyifer

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/xyifer12/
Consoles Owned: NES, GB, GBC, GBA, GBA-SP, DS, DSL, PS, PS2, PS3, WII, XB, XB 360, GC, SG, SH, SD, PC
Video Games Played: Minecraft, Terraria, Starbound, Civilization V, Star Wars Battlefront, Star Wars Battlefront II, Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds, Star Wars Empire at War, Dark Reign, Dark Reign 2, Quake 3 Arena, Kerbal Space Program, Super Hexagon, Skyrim, Solar 2,
X-box Gamertag: Xyifer12
PSN: xyifer12
Date Signed Up:2/05/2009
Last Login:5/30/2015
Location:Wheeling
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Subscribers:6
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Times Content Favorited:48 times
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latest user's comments

#1833469 - its for decoration 07/25/2014 on Friendly +1
#1833458 - its for decoration 07/25/2014 on Friendly 0
#1833455 - what is it? nearly all my money is saved birthday money, i…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1833465 - mikli (07/25/2014) [-]
clearly a sextoy
User avatar #1833460 - inquisition (07/25/2014) [-]
you can tell by the serrations that it's a ceremonial battering ram, I'd say of Assyrian origin. Replica, of course.

The hilt suggests that the money used was earned through different means, a gift, but not birthday. It's only a hunch, however. Are you sure it was all birthday money?
#1833444 - ?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Friendly +1
#1833452 - zeruaargi (07/25/2014) [-]
>Not folded over 1000 times
User avatar #1833469 - xyifer (07/25/2014) [-]
its for decoration
#1833436 - look what i got with my birthday money, a birthday sword!  [+] (11 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1833457 - bikkie (07/25/2014) [-]
>swing at something
>breaks
User avatar #1833458 - xyifer (07/25/2014) [-]
its for decoration
User avatar #1833451 - inquisition (07/25/2014) [-]
Uh dude that's not a sword lol

And I'm not sure you got it with birthday money either...
User avatar #1833455 - xyifer (07/25/2014) [-]
what is it?
nearly all my money is saved birthday money, i spent my christmas money
User avatar #1833465 - mikli (07/25/2014) [-]
clearly a sextoy
User avatar #1833460 - inquisition (07/25/2014) [-]
you can tell by the serrations that it's a ceremonial battering ram, I'd say of Assyrian origin. Replica, of course.

The hilt suggests that the money used was earned through different means, a gift, but not birthday. It's only a hunch, however. Are you sure it was all birthday money?
User avatar #1833440 - mikli (07/25/2014) [-]
how many times is it folded
User avatar #1833449 - killakahn (07/25/2014) [-]
1/2
User avatar #1833444 - xyifer (07/25/2014) [-]
?
#1833452 - zeruaargi (07/25/2014) [-]
>Not folded over 1000 times
User avatar #1833469 - xyifer (07/25/2014) [-]
its for decoration
#9333643 - i did, but i can never play it in the dark so i dont use it an…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #9333651 - thekillerwalrus (07/22/2014) [-]
Oh...Then I don't know sorry
#9332620 - ps3  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #9333510 - thekillerwalrus (07/22/2014) [-]
Then get Dead Space for that
User avatar #9333643 - xyifer (07/22/2014) [-]
i did, but i can never play it in the dark so i dont use it anymore
the computer is in a room that can get pitch black
User avatar #9333651 - thekillerwalrus (07/22/2014) [-]
Oh...Then I don't know sorry
#1810750 - is this a good drive to get for under 50 bucks from … 07/22/2014 on Friendly 0
#1009391 - awesome, thanks! 07/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1009385 - all of them please  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1009390 - googleoverlords (07/21/2014) [-]
The White Chamber, Sepulchre, The 4th wall, Eyes, Devil's Tuning Fork, Hide, Vapour, One Late Night, Deep Sleep, Ao Oni, I See You, Nightmare House 2, Don't Escape, NothingElse, Taunt. That's all I got for now.
User avatar #1009391 - xyifer (07/21/2014) [-]
awesome, thanks!
#9323779 - Intel Celeron 900 @ 2.20GHz 2.00 GB Dual-Channel DDR2 @ 3…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #9330878 - thekillerwalrus (07/22/2014) [-]
Have a PS3 or Xbox360?
User avatar #9332620 - xyifer (07/22/2014) [-]
ps3
User avatar #9333510 - thekillerwalrus (07/22/2014) [-]
Then get Dead Space for that
User avatar #9333643 - xyifer (07/22/2014) [-]
i did, but i can never play it in the dark so i dont use it anymore
the computer is in a room that can get pitch black
User avatar #9333651 - thekillerwalrus (07/22/2014) [-]
Oh...Then I don't know sorry
#9323766 - * *****  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on Autism Board +1
#9323775 - rudebrat (07/21/2014) [-]
That works too.
#1805297 - what is the scariest horror game you know of?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1805308 - microbrony (07/21/2014) [-]
Whatever that one game is called
#1009381 - ok thread, lately i went through every game i have and now i h…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1009463 - fukkenbisharp (07/21/2014) [-]
this is a board

the thing you created is a thread

fucking ingrate
#1009500 - drakenumen (07/21/2014) [-]
dang dude you're trying pretty hard huh
User avatar #1009502 - fukkenbisharp (07/21/2014) [-]
how bout you go fucking hang yourself gay boy
User avatar #1009504 - drakenumen (07/21/2014) [-]
I would but I left my rope at your moms place #rekt
User avatar #1009508 - fukkenbisharp (07/21/2014) [-]
How about you shut the fuck up and shoot your goddamn brains out then
#1009510 - drakenumen (07/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #1009384 - googleoverlords (07/21/2014) [-]
Cry of Fear, 7 Days, I can't escape, Lisa, Hyde, Erie, Korsakovia, Ascension, Lone Survivor, Claire, Imscared, Lasting, Which. I have some more if you want to hear them too.
User avatar #1009385 - xyifer (07/21/2014) [-]
all of them please
User avatar #1009390 - googleoverlords (07/21/2014) [-]
The White Chamber, Sepulchre, The 4th wall, Eyes, Devil's Tuning Fork, Hide, Vapour, One Late Night, Deep Sleep, Ao Oni, I See You, Nightmare House 2, Don't Escape, NothingElse, Taunt. That's all I got for now.
User avatar #1009391 - xyifer (07/21/2014) [-]
awesome, thanks!
#9323749 - that thread is always sloth slow  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #9323753 - rudebrat (07/21/2014) [-]
Yeah but the chances that you get answers like "#9323742 to #9323740 - ajrin (2 minutes ago)
amnesia or slenderman" are significantly higher here as well.
#9323740 - ok thread, lately i went through every game i have and now i h…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Autism Board +1
User avatar #9323763 - thekillerwalrus (07/21/2014) [-]
Dead Space series is pretty scary
User avatar #9323779 - xyifer (07/21/2014) [-]
Intel Celeron 900 @ 2.20GHz
2.00 GB Dual-Channel DDR2 @ 399MHz

i wish, this thing can barely handle spore
User avatar #9330878 - thekillerwalrus (07/22/2014) [-]
Have a PS3 or Xbox360?
User avatar #9332620 - xyifer (07/22/2014) [-]
ps3
User avatar #9333510 - thekillerwalrus (07/22/2014) [-]
Then get Dead Space for that
User avatar #9333643 - xyifer (07/22/2014) [-]
i did, but i can never play it in the dark so i dont use it anymore
the computer is in a room that can get pitch black
User avatar #9333651 - thekillerwalrus (07/22/2014) [-]
Oh...Then I don't know sorry
User avatar #9323752 - zachariaseverlivin (07/21/2014) [-]
Doom was alright
User avatar #9323783 - rudebrat (07/21/2014) [-]
Are we talking about Doom 3 here
Because that game isn't scary
User avatar #9323784 - zachariaseverlivin (07/21/2014) [-]
I was thinking origional since you have a shitty pc
User avatar #9323788 - rudebrat (07/21/2014) [-]
wrong guy
and the original doesn't exactly fit for the horror genre either
User avatar #9323748 - kilroydotexe (07/21/2014) [-]
Resident Evil 4
User avatar #9323749 - xyifer (07/21/2014) [-]
that thread is always sloth slow
User avatar #9323753 - rudebrat (07/21/2014) [-]
Yeah but the chances that you get answers like "#9323742 to #9323740 - ajrin (2 minutes ago)
amnesia or slenderman" are significantly higher here as well.
User avatar #9323742 - ajrin (07/21/2014) [-]
amnesia or slenderman
#1795325 - Ok, i found the story, now how do i go about finding… 07/19/2014 on Friendly 0
#1795293 - Comment deleted 07/19/2014 on Friendly 0
#1790328 - I want to fix the anime club at the library and i need some qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1790351 - Chocotaco (07/19/2014) [-]
Soul Eater.
3 months after the end of the season in question.
WatchDub, Animeseason, Youtube depending.
#210 - how the hell do you slip on ice if you wear boots that dont ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Can’t Stand The Heat 0
#214 - creepyfapper (07/17/2014) [-]
I'm like an overweight bambi.
#1776675 - np. if you do end up trying, you should ask ashkelon on the sp… 07/17/2014 on Friendly +1
#1776670 - oh. you can get a free version of linux and run spore using th…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1776672 - lightarcanine (07/17/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #1776675 - xyifer (07/17/2014) [-]
np. if you do end up trying, you should ask ashkelon on the sporums for help if you need it, she ran it on fedora
#1776661 - how do you know it wont run it?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1776665 - lightarcanine (07/17/2014) [-]
Don't have the right OS
User avatar #1776670 - xyifer (07/17/2014) [-]
oh. you can get a free version of linux and run spore using that, if i remember correctly
User avatar #1776672 - lightarcanine (07/17/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #1776675 - xyifer (07/17/2014) [-]
np. if you do end up trying, you should ask ashkelon on the sporums for help if you need it, she ran it on fedora
#1776653 - what are your specs?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1776659 - lightarcanine (07/17/2014) [-]
No idea.
User avatar #1776661 - xyifer (07/17/2014) [-]
how do you know it wont run it?
User avatar #1776665 - lightarcanine (07/17/2014) [-]
Don't have the right OS
User avatar #1776670 - xyifer (07/17/2014) [-]
oh. you can get a free version of linux and run spore using that, if i remember correctly
User avatar #1776672 - lightarcanine (07/17/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #1776675 - xyifer (07/17/2014) [-]
np. if you do end up trying, you should ask ashkelon on the sporums for help if you need it, she ran it on fedora
#1776646 - dang, how old is it?  [+] (8 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1776649 - lightarcanine (07/17/2014) [-]
2007 MacBook
User avatar #1776653 - xyifer (07/17/2014) [-]
what are your specs?
User avatar #1776659 - lightarcanine (07/17/2014) [-]
No idea.
User avatar #1776661 - xyifer (07/17/2014) [-]
how do you know it wont run it?
User avatar #1776665 - lightarcanine (07/17/2014) [-]
Don't have the right OS
User avatar #1776670 - xyifer (07/17/2014) [-]
oh. you can get a free version of linux and run spore using that, if i remember correctly
User avatar #1776672 - lightarcanine (07/17/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #1776675 - xyifer (07/17/2014) [-]
np. if you do end up trying, you should ask ashkelon on the sporums for help if you need it, she ran it on fedora

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#926 - xyifer (02/16/2014) [-]
(testing for sigcard)
User avatar #900 - derangedberger ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Hey, looks like I'm on messenger duty again. Hawk was the one behind the deletion of friendly, and he did it again. He is now permabanned from friendly, and no longer a site mod. Many of you may have thin patience at this point, but it will NOT happen again. Do come join us.
www.funnyjunk.com/user/thevoiceofdelete
User avatar #901 to #900 - xyifer (11/22/2013) [-]
did delete die?
if so, whats the new voiceof?
User avatar #903 to #902 - xyifer (11/22/2013) [-]
thanks again
User avatar #891 - xyifer (11/13/2013) [-]
kershinator
why am i not voiceof's friend anymore, new thread?
User avatar #892 to #891 - kershinator (11/13/2013) [-]
You mean voiceoftruth?

Because the account got removed somehow, fuzzy on the details. Go to my profile and find the link to the new Friendly from my comments. Then someone should let you in
User avatar #894 to #892 - xyifer (11/16/2013) [-]
been 2 days and no reply to my request, could you please ask someone to let me on?
User avatar #895 to #894 - kershinator (11/17/2013) [-]
Voiceofrebirth is dead too

Look in messages for something from Reallynotdashie also get in here you pleb
User avatar #896 to #895 - reallynotdashie (11/17/2013) [-]
heh waht?
User avatar #897 to #896 - kershinator (11/17/2013) [-]
We need to both get into new frendle.

Xyifer is confuse
User avatar #893 to #892 - xyifer (11/13/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #878 - xyifer (07/20/2013) [-]
hawke
moondog
connerence

can you get graphics to not break the rules please?
User avatar #875 - zzRedzz (07/12/2013) [-]
Hey man, I got a new PC, so I was wondering if you still had a link to that modpack for Minecraft?
User avatar #877 to #876 - zzRedzz (07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'll copy it this time.
Thanks again.
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User avatar #872 to #871 - xyifer (06/03/2013) [-]
why did you disappear for a while?
#873 to #872 - romneykun (06/03/2013) [-]
its kinda what I do
User avatar #874 to #873 - xyifer (06/03/2013) [-]
what have you been up to?
User avatar #864 - zzRedzz (05/31/2013) [-]
Are you the one who gave me that modpack for minecraft?
User avatar #865 to #864 - xyifer (06/03/2013) [-]
yeah
sorry for the reply time, i havent been able to get to the library in a while
User avatar #866 to #865 - zzRedzz (06/03/2013) [-]
Ah, okay. Not the greatest memory.

Is there a way to get rid of that music that's constantly playing?
User avatar #867 to #866 - xyifer (06/03/2013) [-]
F6(i think) is the matmos option screen, just mute the music with the dragbars
User avatar #868 to #867 - zzRedzz (06/03/2013) [-]
Alright, thanks.
#828 - Vuumbleman (04/09/2013) [-]
GHAW, your account is so filthy!
GHAW, your account is so filthy!
User avatar #825 - xyifer (04/07/2013) [-]
color test
User avatar #826 to #825 - thekich (04/07/2013) [-]
too dark
User avatar #827 to #826 - xyifer (04/07/2013) [-]
not dark enough
#824 - zeevalkyrie (04/05/2013) [-]
I love you.
I love you.
User avatar #818 - xyifer (04/03/2013) [-]
thetittysprinkler
did you accept?
User avatar #819 to #818 - thetittysprinkler (04/03/2013) [-]
Of course I did!
User avatar #820 to #819 - xyifer (04/03/2013) [-]
how have you interacted since then, any change?
User avatar #822 to #821 - xyifer (04/03/2013) [-]
ok, i dont think i have anything to worry about then
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