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Date Signed Up:2/05/2009
Last Login:7/30/2014
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#341271 - Picture 12/30/2013 on Friendly 0
#318789 - ha  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2013 on Friendly +1
#318796 - lightarcanine (12/28/2013) [-]
#924 - i didnt goold it, i went on merriam-webster i usually like…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2013 on xyifer's profile 0
User avatar #925 - meanings (01/15/2014) [-]
stop it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#922 - oops, page didnt load all the definitions  [+] (3 new replies) 12/28/2013 on xyifer's profile 0
User avatar #923 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
you're googling the definition of the word "Argument" to aid you?

Learn a language properly before you attempt to argue in it.
User avatar #924 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i didnt goold it, i went on merriam-webster
i usually like to know about the extra meanings
i wont learn this language completely, i hate it
User avatar #925 - meanings (01/15/2014) [-]
stop it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#920 - the first 2 werent arguments, they were explanations  [+] (5 new replies) 12/28/2013 on xyifer's profile 0
User avatar #921 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
They are also arguments.
User avatar #922 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
oops, page didnt load all the definitions
User avatar #923 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
you're googling the definition of the word "Argument" to aid you?

Learn a language properly before you attempt to argue in it.
User avatar #924 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i didnt goold it, i went on merriam-webster
i usually like to know about the extra meanings
i wont learn this language completely, i hate it
User avatar #925 - meanings (01/15/2014) [-]
stop it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#918 - i continued to reply because i stay mad for longer if i dont …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/28/2013 on xyifer's profile 0
User avatar #919 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
There are some really shitty arguments
User avatar #920 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
the first 2 werent arguments, they were explanations
User avatar #921 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
They are also arguments.
User avatar #922 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
oops, page didnt load all the definitions
User avatar #923 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
you're googling the definition of the word "Argument" to aid you?

Learn a language properly before you attempt to argue in it.
User avatar #924 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i didnt goold it, i went on merriam-webster
i usually like to know about the extra meanings
i wont learn this language completely, i hate it
User avatar #925 - meanings (01/15/2014) [-]
stop it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#318598 - recently got a galaxy discover, any good free apps or games i … 12/28/2013 on Friendly +1
#913 - now that i can reply to him here, this should leave friendly, …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2013 on xyifer's profile 0
User avatar #914 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
Hash it out here as much as you want. Have fun.
#912 - i am just continuing the convo, i only stopped the other day b…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/28/2013 on xyifer's profile 0
#915 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
What's the point of reporting someone when you're gonna carry on the shit that caused the report in the first place, deliberately?
Are you secretly enjoying being told mean words that seemingly make you cry like a little bitch?
If it truly bothered you enough to be worthy of a report, you would have stopped replying long ago instead of continuing the situation.
This fucking shit reminds me of the time you said you would report graphicscat because of a stupid discussion of whether or not Steam was better or worse than the Original XBox One, considering DRM stuff.
If you can't handle rough words, don't spark stupid discussions.
And if you're gonna use the same argument as last night
"if he didnt comment, i would have never said who i would taze" www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/voiceofredemption/4892317/Friendly/313685#313685
Let me inform you the exact same argument applies to you at any given time, therefore being essentially bullshit.
Grow a Spine.
User avatar #918 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i continued to reply because i stay mad for longer if i dont
and with graphics that was also because of insults
again, i didnt just tell people in my first comments who i was gonna taze, i only said who i would taze in reply as to why i wouldnt use his method of getting a tazer
User avatar #919 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
There are some really shitty arguments
User avatar #920 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
the first 2 werent arguments, they were explanations
User avatar #921 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
They are also arguments.
User avatar #922 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
oops, page didnt load all the definitions
User avatar #923 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
you're googling the definition of the word "Argument" to aid you?

Learn a language properly before you attempt to argue in it.
User avatar #924 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i didnt goold it, i went on merriam-webster
i usually like to know about the extra meanings
i wont learn this language completely, i hate it
User avatar #925 - meanings (01/15/2014) [-]
stop it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#916 - graphicscat (12/28/2013) [-]
You people and your imaginary problems
User avatar #917 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
I know
But it's fun
#910 - ok 12/28/2013 on xyifer's profile 0
#318568 - i didnt report you because of the arguement, i reported you be…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #318570 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh no, someone insulted you
Big fucking deal
#907 - he started harassing me first by calling me a retard, i was qu…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2013 on xyifer's profile 0
User avatar #908 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
But it escalated far too much. By the end of it, neither of you were clean from harassment. I get where you're coming fro but this is messy on either side. Just try to avoid Wally if it will spark an argument. I told him the same. Avoid drama. It's not worth it.
User avatar #910 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
ok
#318555 - i only stopped before because the library was closing and i ha…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/28/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #318565 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
Nigga

If you're gonna report me to the mods because of this conversation, don't fucking continue it
You really must be retarded
User avatar #318568 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i didnt report you because of the arguement, i reported you because of the insults
i dont care about arguments at all, but i came to this thread to get away from all the insults
User avatar #318570 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh no, someone insulted you
Big fucking deal
#318544 - no im not, i would have just told people that it would be for …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/28/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #318550 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
Nigga don't continue this shit, holy fuck
User avatar #318555 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i only stopped before because the library was closing and i had to leave
if you leave me alont, i will leave you alone
User avatar #318565 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
Nigga

If you're gonna report me to the mods because of this conversation, don't fucking continue it
You really must be retarded
User avatar #318568 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i didnt report you because of the arguement, i reported you because of the insults
i dont care about arguments at all, but i came to this thread to get away from all the insults
User avatar #318570 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh no, someone insulted you
Big fucking deal
#313685 - im not trying to be edgy, i was just responding to a comment e…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/28/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #313693 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
ye, you're trying really hard
User avatar #318544 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
no im not, i would have just told people that it would be for a cop in my first comment if i was
User avatar #318550 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
Nigga don't continue this shit, holy fuck
User avatar #318555 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i only stopped before because the library was closing and i had to leave
if you leave me alont, i will leave you alone
User avatar #318565 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
Nigga

If you're gonna report me to the mods because of this conversation, don't fucking continue it
You really must be retarded
User avatar #318568 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i didnt report you because of the arguement, i reported you because of the insults
i dont care about arguments at all, but i came to this thread to get away from all the insults
User avatar #318570 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
Oh no, someone insulted you
Big fucking deal
#313661 - wheres the fun in that? 12/28/2013 on Friendly 0
#313651 - it a great thing to do, you should try it some time  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #313653 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
You're contradicting previous statements

Have some consistency
User avatar #313661 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
wheres the fun in that?
#904 - neutralgray i would like to report that rule 3 has been br…  [+] (21 new replies) 12/28/2013 on xyifer's profile 0
User avatar #905 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
After a reading and a conversation with the other mods who also reviewed it, I can say with confidence that you both did a great job of harassing each other. Wally can be kind of dick but you were being one, too. Both of you were being callous children over a very trivial unimportant topic. I'm issuing a warning to both of you to avoid further drama and that is all the disciplinary action that will be taken for now.Next time do not cry "uncle" if both of you have your hands on the other's throat. Try to avoid arguments in the future. And if someone is harassing you report it before you harass them back.
User avatar #907 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
he started harassing me first by calling me a retard, i was quite polite until he insulted me
User avatar #908 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
But it escalated far too much. By the end of it, neither of you were clean from harassment. I get where you're coming fro but this is messy on either side. Just try to avoid Wally if it will spark an argument. I told him the same. Avoid drama. It's not worth it.
User avatar #910 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #906 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
Also, if you want to keep fighting then take it your profile or theirs. There you can scream at each other as loud as you want and it's fine. Thank you.
#909 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
He's pretty much asking for it now, adding fuel to the fire in the conversation itself
User avatar #912 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i am just continuing the convo, i only stopped the other day because i lost access to the internet
#915 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
What's the point of reporting someone when you're gonna carry on the shit that caused the report in the first place, deliberately?
Are you secretly enjoying being told mean words that seemingly make you cry like a little bitch?
If it truly bothered you enough to be worthy of a report, you would have stopped replying long ago instead of continuing the situation.
This fucking shit reminds me of the time you said you would report graphicscat because of a stupid discussion of whether or not Steam was better or worse than the Original XBox One, considering DRM stuff.
If you can't handle rough words, don't spark stupid discussions.
And if you're gonna use the same argument as last night
"if he didnt comment, i would have never said who i would taze" www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/voiceofredemption/4892317/Friendly/313685#313685
Let me inform you the exact same argument applies to you at any given time, therefore being essentially bullshit.
Grow a Spine.
User avatar #918 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i continued to reply because i stay mad for longer if i dont
and with graphics that was also because of insults
again, i didnt just tell people in my first comments who i was gonna taze, i only said who i would taze in reply as to why i wouldnt use his method of getting a tazer
User avatar #919 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
There are some really shitty arguments
User avatar #920 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
the first 2 werent arguments, they were explanations
User avatar #921 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
They are also arguments.
User avatar #922 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
oops, page didnt load all the definitions
User avatar #923 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
you're googling the definition of the word "Argument" to aid you?

Learn a language properly before you attempt to argue in it.
User avatar #924 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i didnt goold it, i went on merriam-webster
i usually like to know about the extra meanings
i wont learn this language completely, i hate it
User avatar #925 - meanings (01/15/2014) [-]
stop it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#916 - graphicscat (12/28/2013) [-]
You people and your imaginary problems
User avatar #917 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
I know
But it's fun
User avatar #911 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
Drop it now, Wally. Let it go or I'll have to do more than a warning and I don't want to be bothered to do it. Just leave each other alone and let it go.
User avatar #913 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
now that i can reply to him here, this should leave friendly, thank you for your time
User avatar #914 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
Hash it out here as much as you want. Have fun.
#313629 - im surprised you can think  [+] (4 new replies) 12/28/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #313643 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
Well one of us has to.
User avatar #313651 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
it a great thing to do, you should try it some time
User avatar #313653 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
You're contradicting previous statements

Have some consistency
User avatar #313661 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
wheres the fun in that?
#313626 - exactly, that will be my last resort, but i will still do it 12/28/2013 on Friendly 0
#313622 - have fun being stupid as fuck  [+] (6 new replies) 12/28/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #313625 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
I think you're confusing us with each other.
User avatar #313629 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
im surprised you can think
User avatar #313643 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
Well one of us has to.
User avatar #313651 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
it a great thing to do, you should try it some time
User avatar #313653 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
You're contradicting previous statements

Have some consistency
User avatar #313661 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
wheres the fun in that?
#313617 - destruction of property, trespass, anything else that is enough 12/28/2013 on Friendly 0
#313609 - i have no way of knowing if they do or not just like they …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #313620 - lonesomeshadow (12/28/2013) [-]
That's why they're taught that tazing is one of the last resorts to use
User avatar #313626 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
exactly, that will be my last resort, but i will still do it
#313593 - not without a decent amount of proof  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #313608 - lonesomeshadow (12/28/2013) [-]
Obviously if you're making an arrest you already have the proof

And randomly tazing police officials really won't help you in any way
#313589 - people cannot shoot people who are arresting them legally …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #313596 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
and what lawful reason is your edgy little mind going to fabricate?
User avatar #313617 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
destruction of property, trespass, anything else that is enough
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#926 - xyifer (02/16/2014) [-]
(testing for sigcard)
User avatar #904 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
neutralgray
i would like to report that rule 3 has been broken
funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/voiceofredemption/4892317/Friendly/313517#313517
User avatar #905 to #904 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
After a reading and a conversation with the other mods who also reviewed it, I can say with confidence that you both did a great job of harassing each other. Wally can be kind of dick but you were being one, too. Both of you were being callous children over a very trivial unimportant topic. I'm issuing a warning to both of you to avoid further drama and that is all the disciplinary action that will be taken for now.Next time do not cry "uncle" if both of you have your hands on the other's throat. Try to avoid arguments in the future. And if someone is harassing you report it before you harass them back.
User avatar #907 to #905 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
he started harassing me first by calling me a retard, i was quite polite until he insulted me
User avatar #908 to #907 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
But it escalated far too much. By the end of it, neither of you were clean from harassment. I get where you're coming fro but this is messy on either side. Just try to avoid Wally if it will spark an argument. I told him the same. Avoid drama. It's not worth it.
User avatar #910 to #908 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #906 to #905 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
Also, if you want to keep fighting then take it your profile or theirs. There you can scream at each other as loud as you want and it's fine. Thank you.
#909 to #906 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
He's pretty much asking for it now, adding fuel to the fire in the conversation itself
User avatar #912 to #909 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i am just continuing the convo, i only stopped the other day because i lost access to the internet
#915 to #912 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
What's the point of reporting someone when you're gonna carry on the shit that caused the report in the first place, deliberately?
Are you secretly enjoying being told mean words that seemingly make you cry like a little bitch?
If it truly bothered you enough to be worthy of a report, you would have stopped replying long ago instead of continuing the situation.
This fucking shit reminds me of the time you said you would report graphicscat because of a stupid discussion of whether or not Steam was better or worse than the Original XBox One, considering DRM stuff.
If you can't handle rough words, don't spark stupid discussions.
And if you're gonna use the same argument as last night
"if he didnt comment, i would have never said who i would taze" www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/voiceofredemption/4892317/Friendly/313685#313685
Let me inform you the exact same argument applies to you at any given time, therefore being essentially bullshit.
Grow a Spine.
User avatar #918 to #915 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i continued to reply because i stay mad for longer if i dont
and with graphics that was also because of insults
again, i didnt just tell people in my first comments who i was gonna taze, i only said who i would taze in reply as to why i wouldnt use his method of getting a tazer
User avatar #919 to #918 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
There are some really shitty arguments
User avatar #920 to #919 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
the first 2 werent arguments, they were explanations
User avatar #921 to #920 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
They are also arguments.
User avatar #922 to #921 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
oops, page didnt load all the definitions
User avatar #923 to #922 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
you're googling the definition of the word "Argument" to aid you?

Learn a language properly before you attempt to argue in it.
User avatar #924 to #923 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i didnt goold it, i went on merriam-webster
i usually like to know about the extra meanings
i wont learn this language completely, i hate it
User avatar #925 to #924 - meanings (01/15/2014) [-]
stop it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#916 to #915 - graphicscat (12/28/2013) [-]
You people and your imaginary problems
User avatar #917 to #916 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
I know
But it's fun
User avatar #911 to #909 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
Drop it now, Wally. Let it go or I'll have to do more than a warning and I don't want to be bothered to do it. Just leave each other alone and let it go.
User avatar #913 to #911 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
now that i can reply to him here, this should leave friendly, thank you for your time
User avatar #914 to #913 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
Hash it out here as much as you want. Have fun.
User avatar #900 - derangedberger ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Hey, looks like I'm on messenger duty again. Hawk was the one behind the deletion of friendly, and he did it again. He is now permabanned from friendly, and no longer a site mod. Many of you may have thin patience at this point, but it will NOT happen again. Do come join us.
www.funnyjunk.com/user/thevoiceofdelete
User avatar #901 to #900 - xyifer (11/22/2013) [-]
did delete die?
if so, whats the new voiceof?
User avatar #903 to #902 - xyifer (11/22/2013) [-]
thanks again
User avatar #891 - xyifer (11/13/2013) [-]
kershinator
why am i not voiceof's friend anymore, new thread?
User avatar #892 to #891 - kershinator (11/13/2013) [-]
You mean voiceoftruth?

Because the account got removed somehow, fuzzy on the details. Go to my profile and find the link to the new Friendly from my comments. Then someone should let you in
User avatar #894 to #892 - xyifer (11/16/2013) [-]
been 2 days and no reply to my request, could you please ask someone to let me on?
User avatar #895 to #894 - kershinator (11/17/2013) [-]
Voiceofrebirth is dead too

Look in messages for something from Reallynotdashie also get in here you pleb
User avatar #896 to #895 - reallynotdashie (11/17/2013) [-]
heh waht?
User avatar #897 to #896 - kershinator (11/17/2013) [-]
We need to both get into new frendle.

Xyifer is confuse
User avatar #893 to #892 - xyifer (11/13/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #878 - xyifer (07/20/2013) [-]
hawke
moondog
connerence

can you get graphics to not break the rules please?
User avatar #875 - zzRedzz ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Hey man, I got a new PC, so I was wondering if you still had a link to that modpack for Minecraft?
User avatar #877 to #876 - zzRedzz ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'll copy it this time.
Thanks again.
User avatar #869 - romneykun (06/03/2013) [-]
it's me yohann
User avatar #872 to #871 - xyifer (06/03/2013) [-]
why did you disappear for a while?
#873 to #872 - romneykun (06/03/2013) [-]
its kinda what I do
User avatar #874 to #873 - xyifer (06/03/2013) [-]
what have you been up to?
User avatar #864 - zzRedzz ONLINE (05/31/2013) [-]
Are you the one who gave me that modpack for minecraft?
User avatar #865 to #864 - xyifer (06/03/2013) [-]
yeah
sorry for the reply time, i havent been able to get to the library in a while
User avatar #866 to #865 - zzRedzz ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
Ah, okay. Not the greatest memory.

Is there a way to get rid of that music that's constantly playing?
User avatar #867 to #866 - xyifer (06/03/2013) [-]
F6(i think) is the matmos option screen, just mute the music with the dragbars
User avatar #868 to #867 - zzRedzz ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
Alright, thanks.
#828 - Vuumbleman (04/09/2013) [-]
GHAW, your account is so filthy!
GHAW, your account is so filthy!
User avatar #825 - xyifer (04/07/2013) [-]
color test
User avatar #826 to #825 - thekich (04/07/2013) [-]
too dark
User avatar #827 to #826 - xyifer (04/07/2013) [-]
not dark enough
#824 - zeevalkyrie (04/05/2013) [-]
I love you.
I love you.
User avatar #818 - xyifer (04/03/2013) [-]
thetittysprinkler
did you accept?
User avatar #819 to #818 - thetittysprinkler (04/03/2013) [-]
Of course I did!
User avatar #820 to #819 - xyifer (04/03/2013) [-]
how have you interacted since then, any change?
User avatar #822 to #821 - xyifer (04/03/2013) [-]
ok, i dont think i have anything to worry about then
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