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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/xyifer12/
Consoles Owned: NES, GB, GBC, GBA, GBA-SP, DS, DSL, PS, PS2, PS3, WII, XB, XB 360, GC, SG, SH, SD, PC
Video Games Played: Minecraft, Terraria, Starbound, Civilization V, Star Wars Battlefront, Star Wars Battlefront II, Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds, Star Wars Empire at War, Dark Reign, Dark Reign 2, Quake 3 Arena, Kerbal Space Program, Super Hexagon, Skyrim, Solar 2,
X-box Gamertag: Xyifer12
PSN: xyifer12
Date Signed Up:2/05/2009
Last Login:6/02/2015
Location:Wheeling
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#1133224 - what metroid games have you played through, and have you read …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1133235 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
All of them including metroid 2 on the original gameboy.
User avatar #1133271 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
then you saw how she could move and attack in other m and zero mission
#1133218 - the changes are major 04/10/2014 on Friendly +1
#1133212 - the classic ones has a more realistic design and made her seem…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1133216 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
Games aren't about realism, they're about easthetics, and the modern look simply looks better.
User avatar #1133228 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
you need realism and logic in games though.
having all her abilities come from the zero suit would be dumb, you need more to explain how the hell she does these things
User avatar #1133238 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
No you don't. If that where the case then there's so much wrong regarding biology and physics and technical impossibilities in this game. You might aswell scrap the entire series.
User avatar #1133264 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
most of her abilities are explained realisticly
User avatar #1133299 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
*realistically
#1133204 - they could have used things from normal metroid games to make …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1133208 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
There's hardly anything in the original games for zero suit samus. Plus i think the heels fit her.
User avatar #1133224 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
what metroid games have you played through, and have you read the lore?
User avatar #1133235 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
All of them including metroid 2 on the original gameboy.
User avatar #1133271 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
then you saw how she could move and attack in other m and zero mission
#1133190 - the new zero suit, the new body shape, the new face  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1133194 - cloymax (04/10/2014) [-]
barely a change, barely a change, barely a change
#1133218 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
the changes are major
#1133179 - the brawl ZS was bad too, they make her worse every game a…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1133187 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
I find the designs to be far better than the classic ones. But hey opinions and stuff.
User avatar #1133339 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
im trying to get a group of people together to compete for best score and time in prime pinball, are you interested?
User avatar #1133343 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm watching anime right now.
User avatar #1133350 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
its probably not gonna be today, i want to get a good group together first
#1133317 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
just look
except for fusion and other m, there was plenty of space in the suit for the upgrades of the game
User avatar #1133212 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
the classic ones has a more realistic design and made her seem like a mobile tank, these new ones look flimsy and dont have anywhere to put the things that make the suit actually work though
User avatar #1133216 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
Games aren't about realism, they're about easthetics, and the modern look simply looks better.
User avatar #1133228 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
you need realism and logic in games though.
having all her abilities come from the zero suit would be dumb, you need more to explain how the hell she does these things
User avatar #1133238 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
No you don't. If that where the case then there's so much wrong regarding biology and physics and technical impossibilities in this game. You might aswell scrap the entire series.
User avatar #1133264 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
most of her abilities are explained realisticly
User avatar #1133299 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
*realistically
#1133156 - bro, this is the classic zero suit, that new one is crap 04/10/2014 on Friendly 0
#1133148 - she alread has superior mobility, she was fast as hell and cou…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1133172 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
The rocket boots increases her jump height and recovery distance, as well give her a higher range of kicking moves.
User avatar #1133204 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
they could have used things from normal metroid games to make hew more mobile. they could have also not made the equipment ficking heels
User avatar #1133208 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
There's hardly anything in the original games for zero suit samus. Plus i think the heels fit her.
User avatar #1133224 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
what metroid games have you played through, and have you read the lore?
User avatar #1133235 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
All of them including metroid 2 on the original gameboy.
User avatar #1133271 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
then you saw how she could move and attack in other m and zero mission
#1133143 - not nearly as bad in brawl  [+] (4 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly +1
#1133183 - cloymax (04/10/2014) [-]
all I see is the heels
User avatar #1133190 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
the new zero suit, the new body shape, the new face
User avatar #1133194 - cloymax (04/10/2014) [-]
barely a change, barely a change, barely a change
#1133218 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
the changes are major
#1133134 - i hated that, but at least some was canon there isnt even …  [+] (8 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1133142 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
Sakurai explained that it's for superior mobility in order to balance her as a character.
User avatar #1133148 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
she alread has superior mobility, she was fast as hell and could dodge extremely well doing flips and crap
User avatar #1133172 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
The rocket boots increases her jump height and recovery distance, as well give her a higher range of kicking moves.
User avatar #1133204 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
they could have used things from normal metroid games to make hew more mobile. they could have also not made the equipment ficking heels
User avatar #1133208 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
There's hardly anything in the original games for zero suit samus. Plus i think the heels fit her.
User avatar #1133224 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
what metroid games have you played through, and have you read the lore?
User avatar #1133235 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
All of them including metroid 2 on the original gameboy.
User avatar #1133271 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
then you saw how she could move and attack in other m and zero mission
#1133125 - you srs  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1133139 - playfilly (04/10/2014) [-]
Yes.
#1133102 - ******* heels. samus doesnt wear ******* heels. 04/10/2014 on Friendly 0
#1133094 - What the actual **** , they made samus look like a hooker.  [+] (40 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1133147 - elmarcocfc (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm just happy Luccy's back in. Can't wait to kick with him again.
User avatar #1133135 - cloymax (04/10/2014) [-]
what? she looked like that before.
User avatar #1133143 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
not nearly as bad in brawl
#1133183 - cloymax (04/10/2014) [-]
all I see is the heels
User avatar #1133190 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
the new zero suit, the new body shape, the new face
User avatar #1133194 - cloymax (04/10/2014) [-]
barely a change, barely a change, barely a change
#1133218 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
the changes are major
User avatar #1133126 - scatmanjohn (04/10/2014) [-]
When she was using the zero suit before, she had a long whip and a skin tight suit with a solid C cup pair of knockers. You're just now noticing that she looks like a hooker?
User avatar #1133134 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
i hated that, but at least some was canon
there isnt even a good reason for those damn heels
User avatar #1133142 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
Sakurai explained that it's for superior mobility in order to balance her as a character.
User avatar #1133148 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
she alread has superior mobility, she was fast as hell and could dodge extremely well doing flips and crap
User avatar #1133172 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
The rocket boots increases her jump height and recovery distance, as well give her a higher range of kicking moves.
User avatar #1133204 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
they could have used things from normal metroid games to make hew more mobile. they could have also not made the equipment ficking heels
User avatar #1133208 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
There's hardly anything in the original games for zero suit samus. Plus i think the heels fit her.
User avatar #1133224 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
what metroid games have you played through, and have you read the lore?
User avatar #1133235 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
All of them including metroid 2 on the original gameboy.
User avatar #1133271 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
then you saw how she could move and attack in other m and zero mission
User avatar #1133108 - playfilly (04/10/2014) [-]
No they didn't
#1133125 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
you srs
User avatar #1133139 - playfilly (04/10/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #1133097 - kavrick (04/10/2014) [-]
I dont see how
User avatar #1133112 - professormeatwad (04/10/2014) [-]
she had a helmet and armor and suit stuff
but now she has skin tight suit and huge heels
User avatar #1133136 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
They still have the full armored samus. This is the zero suit which will be activated once the original armor is destroyed or broken. In the smash bros brawl game samus would turn zero suit after her final smash but now they made them into seperate characters.
#1133179 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
the brawl ZS was bad too, they make her worse every game
an example is the other m suit. it has a feminine shape.
the suit is a mobile tank, the machinery needs to go somewhere, look at the prime suit
User avatar #1133187 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
I find the designs to be far better than the classic ones. But hey opinions and stuff.
User avatar #1133339 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
im trying to get a group of people together to compete for best score and time in prime pinball, are you interested?
User avatar #1133343 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm watching anime right now.
User avatar #1133350 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
its probably not gonna be today, i want to get a good group together first
#1133317 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
just look
except for fusion and other m, there was plenty of space in the suit for the upgrades of the game
User avatar #1133212 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
the classic ones has a more realistic design and made her seem like a mobile tank, these new ones look flimsy and dont have anywhere to put the things that make the suit actually work though
User avatar #1133216 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
Games aren't about realism, they're about easthetics, and the modern look simply looks better.
User avatar #1133228 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
you need realism and logic in games though.
having all her abilities come from the zero suit would be dumb, you need more to explain how the hell she does these things
User avatar #1133238 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
No you don't. If that where the case then there's so much wrong regarding biology and physics and technical impossibilities in this game. You might aswell scrap the entire series.
User avatar #1133264 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
most of her abilities are explained realisticly
User avatar #1133299 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
*realistically
User avatar #1133145 - professormeatwad (04/10/2014) [-]
I've never played more than an hour of any metroid or ssb, but ok
User avatar #1133120 - kavrick (04/10/2014) [-]
That's because it's zero suit samus, it's not really a new thing..
#1133156 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
bro, this is the classic zero suit, that new one is crap
User avatar #1133132 - professormeatwad (04/10/2014) [-]
*shrugs* I wouldn't know I never played more than an hour of any of her games I'm just saying she looks a lot more hookery than any time I had seen her before
User avatar #1133102 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
fucking heels.
samus doesnt wear fucking heels.
#1119732 - is there an FTL:AE save editor yet? i was one jump away fr… 04/08/2014 on Friendly 0
#9 - We also found a squirrel near a tree in our front yard. Have n…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2014 on HeartAche +9
#51 - anonymous (04/08/2014) [-]
You better fucking love the shit out of him
#28 - anonymous (04/08/2014) [-]
Hand rearing a squirrel that young must be hard, they need to be fed every two hours or something like that.
User avatar #16 - niggernazi (04/08/2014) [-]
thats an aborted bear fetus
#13 - Matengel (04/08/2014) [-]
I know this isn't terribly likely, but how funny would it be for that thing to grow up and be a possum or something other than a squirrel. its pretty young...
#124 - some people like it. i just posted this because it found it to… 04/05/2014 on The Death Star 0
#113 - "The remaining IG-88 uploaded his consciousness into…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2014 on The Death Star +2
User avatar #122 - almightybenjamin (04/05/2014) [-]
the star wars expanded universe is stupid. stop
User avatar #126 - huntergriff (04/05/2014) [-]
also, the expanded universe is accepted in almost all cases.
User avatar #125 - huntergriff (04/05/2014) [-]
It's canon, Get over it.
User avatar #124 - xyifer (04/05/2014) [-]
some people like it. i just posted this because it found it to be funny, and it was relevant.
#1081298 - church against minecraft, lol  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Friendly +3
User avatar #1081324 - shisno (04/02/2014) [-]
>the tabs on that cross screenshot
#1081320 - Chocotaco (04/02/2014) [-]
"We no longer accept tithes in World of Warcraft gold."

#1081313 - therealsuperderpy (04/02/2014) [-]
lel
#1040051 - it isnt really 2d minecraft anymore. it changed a lot after th… 03/26/2014 on Friendly 0
#1040032 - what the heck, why is that purple?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1040040 - garymotherfingoak (03/26/2014) [-]
its considered a URL
User avatar #1040051 - xyifer (03/26/2014) [-]
it isnt really 2d minecraft anymore. it changed a lot after the new updates
#1040030 - after the retardation of in terraria, are there any afk boss a…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Friendly +1
#1040036 - garymotherfingoak has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1040032 - xyifer (03/26/2014) [-]
what the heck, why is that purple?
User avatar #1040040 - garymotherfingoak (03/26/2014) [-]
its considered a URL
User avatar #1040051 - xyifer (03/26/2014) [-]
it isnt really 2d minecraft anymore. it changed a lot after the new updates
#576 - He should just get the idiots to do something illegal in front… 03/15/2014 on Applejack > Rainbow Dash -2
#79 - Not enough batman stuff on fj, more! 03/14/2014 on Edward E. Nigma comb +2
#942888 - thank you, i had the short version of this gif and couldnt fin… 03/12/2014 on Friendly +1
#942859 - i was just saying that there might be a problem with utorrent …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #942914 - therealfishyxander (03/12/2014) [-]
I already set her a limit.
1 torrent at a time instead of downloading more shows than she'll watch the next year

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#929 - xyifer ONLINE (02/23/2014) [-]
#926 - xyifer ONLINE (02/16/2014) [-]
(testing for sigcard)
User avatar #900 - derangedberger (11/17/2013) [-]
Hey, looks like I'm on messenger duty again. Hawk was the one behind the deletion of friendly, and he did it again. He is now permabanned from friendly, and no longer a site mod. Many of you may have thin patience at this point, but it will NOT happen again. Do come join us.
www.funnyjunk.com/user/thevoiceofdelete
User avatar #901 to #900 - xyifer ONLINE (11/22/2013) [-]
did delete die?
if so, whats the new voiceof?
User avatar #903 to #902 - xyifer ONLINE (11/22/2013) [-]
thanks again
User avatar #891 - xyifer ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
kershinator
why am i not voiceof's friend anymore, new thread?
User avatar #892 to #891 - kershinator (11/13/2013) [-]
You mean voiceoftruth?

Because the account got removed somehow, fuzzy on the details. Go to my profile and find the link to the new Friendly from my comments. Then someone should let you in
User avatar #894 to #892 - xyifer ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
been 2 days and no reply to my request, could you please ask someone to let me on?
User avatar #895 to #894 - kershinator (11/17/2013) [-]
Voiceofrebirth is dead too

Look in messages for something from Reallynotdashie also get in here you pleb
User avatar #896 to #895 - reallynotdashie (11/17/2013) [-]
heh waht?
User avatar #897 to #896 - kershinator (11/17/2013) [-]
We need to both get into new frendle.

Xyifer is confuse
User avatar #893 to #892 - xyifer ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
thanks
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User avatar #879 - xyifer ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #878 - xyifer ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
hawke
moondog
connerence

can you get graphics to not break the rules please?
User avatar #875 - zzRedzz (07/12/2013) [-]
Hey man, I got a new PC, so I was wondering if you still had a link to that modpack for Minecraft?
User avatar #877 to #876 - zzRedzz (07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'll copy it this time.
Thanks again.
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#870 to #869 - xyifer ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
really!?
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User avatar #872 to #871 - xyifer ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
why did you disappear for a while?
#873 to #872 - romneykun (06/03/2013) [-]
its kinda what I do
User avatar #874 to #873 - xyifer ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
what have you been up to?
User avatar #864 - zzRedzz (05/31/2013) [-]
Are you the one who gave me that modpack for minecraft?
User avatar #865 to #864 - xyifer ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
yeah
sorry for the reply time, i havent been able to get to the library in a while
User avatar #866 to #865 - zzRedzz (06/03/2013) [-]
Ah, okay. Not the greatest memory.

Is there a way to get rid of that music that's constantly playing?
User avatar #867 to #866 - xyifer ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
F6(i think) is the matmos option screen, just mute the music with the dragbars
User avatar #868 to #867 - zzRedzz (06/03/2013) [-]
Alright, thanks.
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User avatar #835 to #834 - xyifer ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
#828 - Vuumbleman (04/09/2013) [-]
GHAW, your account is so filthy!
GHAW, your account is so filthy!
User avatar #825 - xyifer ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
color test
User avatar #826 to #825 - thekich (04/07/2013) [-]
too dark
User avatar #827 to #826 - xyifer ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
not dark enough
#824 - zeevalkyrie ONLINE (04/05/2013) [-]
I love you.
I love you.
#823 - xyifer ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #818 - xyifer ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
thetittysprinkler
did you accept?
User avatar #819 to #818 - thetittysprinkler (04/03/2013) [-]
Of course I did!
User avatar #820 to #819 - xyifer ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
how have you interacted since then, any change?
User avatar #822 to #821 - xyifer ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
ok, i dont think i have anything to worry about then
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