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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/xyifer12/
Consoles Owned: NES, GB, GBC, GBA, GBA-SP, DS, DSL, PS, PS2, PS3, WII, XB, XB 360, GC, SG, SH, SD, PC
Video Games Played: Minecraft, Terraria, Starbound, Civilization V, Star Wars Battlefront, Star Wars Battlefront II, Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds, Star Wars Empire at War, Dark Reign, Dark Reign 2, Quake 3 Arena, Kerbal Space Program, Super Hexagon, Skyrim, Solar 2,
X-box Gamertag: Xyifer12
PSN: xyifer12
Date Signed Up:2/05/2009
Last Login:5/27/2015
Location:Wheeling
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#14958
Highest Content Rank:#8494
Highest Comment Rank:#356
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Comment Thumbs: 11384 total,  13300 ,  1916
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 63 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 64 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 69.19% (346/500)
Level 310 Comments: Wizard → Level 311 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:6
Content Views:103446
Times Content Favorited:48 times
Total Comments Made:20378
FJ Points:12583
Favorite Tags: oc xyifer xyifer (2)

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#1138427 - go to thrift shops, there was an entire rack of them last time…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1138467 - defensive (04/11/2014) [-]
I went to 4 op-shops and 3 stores.
I couldn't find a single one.
#1138418 - Without spending any extra money on activation of loading of c…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1138431 - zetsumeitaka (04/11/2014) [-]
That's your only option.
#1138449 - xyifer (04/11/2014) [-]
but... that will take so long...
User avatar #1138469 - zetsumeitaka (04/11/2014) [-]
giftcards have no cash value so yeah.....
#1133596 - Thanks 04/10/2014 on Friendly 0
#1133579 - why not go to the library or something for internet?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on Friendly +1
#1133584 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
because bringing a USB with my mascot folder and sitting at the library in my free time is not how I want to spend it
#1133572 - oh. well, good luck getting a good job as a waiter (if thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1133575 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I really couldn't care less for the pay, all I need money for is an internet connection
#1133557 - but wouldnt you get more money selling bread?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1133560 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
minimum wage
User avatar #1133572 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
oh. well, good luck getting a good job as a waiter
(if this sounds mean, im sorry. i couldnt think of something else to type that would have the same message without the possibility)
User avatar #1133575 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I really couldn't care less for the pay, all I need money for is an internet connection
#1133550 - btw, im making a warhammer to fight my brother with, he uses a… 04/10/2014 on Friendly 0
#1133547 - Im sorry, my text format was horrible. What i meant is thi…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1133587 - Moondog (04/10/2014) [-]
Well, it's all dependent on the size and weight of the both the handle and the head.
The center of gravity of hammers is at the point where the head and the handle meet.

I don't the actual stuff behind all of this. You just have proportianilize the two so you don't have the head too top heavy. Being top heavy is usually what causes to be out of control.
#1146780 - xyifer (04/12/2014) [-]
worked pretty well until he broke it
User avatar #1133596 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #1133550 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
btw, im making a warhammer to fight my brother with, he uses a brick on a rope and metal pole as his weapons
#1133516 - why waiter? i heard they get crap pay  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1133524 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
because everything in this world is about money.
User avatar #1133557 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
but wouldnt you get more money selling bread?
User avatar #1133560 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
minimum wage
User avatar #1133572 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
oh. well, good luck getting a good job as a waiter
(if this sounds mean, im sorry. i couldnt think of something else to type that would have the same message without the possibility)
User avatar #1133575 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I really couldn't care less for the pay, all I need money for is an internet connection
#1133504 - are you serious, because that sounds like an awesome job  [+] (7 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1133509 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
it's alright, I'm trying to apply in the waiter education
User avatar #1133516 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
why waiter? i heard they get crap pay
User avatar #1133524 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
because everything in this world is about money.
User avatar #1133557 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
but wouldnt you get more money selling bread?
User avatar #1133560 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
minimum wage
User avatar #1133572 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
oh. well, good luck getting a good job as a waiter
(if this sounds mean, im sorry. i couldnt think of something else to type that would have the same message without the possibility)
User avatar #1133575 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I really couldn't care less for the pay, all I need money for is an internet connection
#1133496 - whats your job?  [+] (9 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1133499 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I sell bread
User avatar #1133504 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
are you serious, because that sounds like an awesome job
User avatar #1133509 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
it's alright, I'm trying to apply in the waiter education
User avatar #1133516 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
why waiter? i heard they get crap pay
User avatar #1133524 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
because everything in this world is about money.
User avatar #1133557 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
but wouldnt you get more money selling bread?
User avatar #1133560 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
minimum wage
User avatar #1133572 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
oh. well, good luck getting a good job as a waiter
(if this sounds mean, im sorry. i couldnt think of something else to type that would have the same message without the possibility)
User avatar #1133575 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I really couldn't care less for the pay, all I need money for is an internet connection
#1133485 - what is the best weight distribution for a warhammer made from…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #1133525 - Moondog (04/10/2014) [-]
Use the saw and branches as the handle and the stump of the tree as the hammer itself.

Then go around bashing skulls in while screaming "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
User avatar #1133547 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
Im sorry, my text format was horrible.
What i meant is this: after sawing the bottom of the tree to make a handle, getting rid of the branches and top of the tree, and attaching the bottom as the actual hammer part, it seems like the weight distribution would be so bad i would have trouble controlling it when i swing. What is the best way to balance it out for control? I already messed one hammer up, and i only have 1 tree left to make another.
User avatar #1133587 - Moondog (04/10/2014) [-]
Well, it's all dependent on the size and weight of the both the handle and the head.
The center of gravity of hammers is at the point where the head and the handle meet.

I don't the actual stuff behind all of this. You just have proportianilize the two so you don't have the head too top heavy. Being top heavy is usually what causes to be out of control.
#1146780 - xyifer (04/12/2014) [-]
worked pretty well until he broke it
User avatar #1133596 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #1133550 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
btw, im making a warhammer to fight my brother with, he uses a brick on a rope and metal pole as his weapons
#1133472 - what happened with school?  [+] (11 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1133486 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I just didn't attend.
User avatar #1133496 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
whats your job?
User avatar #1133499 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I sell bread
User avatar #1133504 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
are you serious, because that sounds like an awesome job
User avatar #1133509 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
it's alright, I'm trying to apply in the waiter education
User avatar #1133516 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
why waiter? i heard they get crap pay
User avatar #1133524 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
because everything in this world is about money.
User avatar #1133557 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
but wouldnt you get more money selling bread?
User avatar #1133560 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
minimum wage
User avatar #1133572 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
oh. well, good luck getting a good job as a waiter
(if this sounds mean, im sorry. i couldnt think of something else to type that would have the same message without the possibility)
User avatar #1133575 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I really couldn't care less for the pay, all I need money for is an internet connection
#1133466 - i havent been here for a while, what have you been up to?  [+] (13 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1133471 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I see, now that you mention it I guess I haven't seen you around.

I've been getting expelled from high school, started working, such things.
User avatar #1133472 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
what happened with school?
User avatar #1133486 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I just didn't attend.
User avatar #1133496 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
whats your job?
User avatar #1133499 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I sell bread
User avatar #1133504 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
are you serious, because that sounds like an awesome job
User avatar #1133509 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
it's alright, I'm trying to apply in the waiter education
User avatar #1133516 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
why waiter? i heard they get crap pay
User avatar #1133524 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
because everything in this world is about money.
User avatar #1133557 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
but wouldnt you get more money selling bread?
User avatar #1133560 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
minimum wage
User avatar #1133572 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
oh. well, good luck getting a good job as a waiter
(if this sounds mean, im sorry. i couldnt think of something else to type that would have the same message without the possibility)
User avatar #1133575 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I really couldn't care less for the pay, all I need money for is an internet connection
#1133455 - i have no idea what you are talking about  [+] (17 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1133458 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
Abe, Ape, doesn't mean much to me
User avatar #1133579 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
why not go to the library or something for internet?
#1133584 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
because bringing a USB with my mascot folder and sitting at the library in my free time is not how I want to spend it
User avatar #1133466 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
i havent been here for a while, what have you been up to?
User avatar #1133471 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I see, now that you mention it I guess I haven't seen you around.

I've been getting expelled from high school, started working, such things.
User avatar #1133472 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
what happened with school?
User avatar #1133486 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I just didn't attend.
User avatar #1133496 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
whats your job?
User avatar #1133499 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I sell bread
User avatar #1133504 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
are you serious, because that sounds like an awesome job
User avatar #1133509 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
it's alright, I'm trying to apply in the waiter education
User avatar #1133516 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
why waiter? i heard they get crap pay
User avatar #1133524 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
because everything in this world is about money.
User avatar #1133557 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
but wouldnt you get more money selling bread?
User avatar #1133560 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
minimum wage
User avatar #1133572 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
oh. well, good luck getting a good job as a waiter
(if this sounds mean, im sorry. i couldnt think of something else to type that would have the same message without the possibility)
User avatar #1133575 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I really couldn't care less for the pay, all I need money for is an internet connection
#1133443 - >ape  [+] (19 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1133446 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
MONKEY!
it's some nice games
#1133455 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
i have no idea what you are talking about
User avatar #1133458 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
Abe, Ape, doesn't mean much to me
User avatar #1133579 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
why not go to the library or something for internet?
#1133584 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
because bringing a USB with my mascot folder and sitting at the library in my free time is not how I want to spend it
User avatar #1133466 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
i havent been here for a while, what have you been up to?
User avatar #1133471 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I see, now that you mention it I guess I haven't seen you around.

I've been getting expelled from high school, started working, such things.
User avatar #1133472 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
what happened with school?
User avatar #1133486 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I just didn't attend.
User avatar #1133496 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
whats your job?
User avatar #1133499 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I sell bread
User avatar #1133504 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
are you serious, because that sounds like an awesome job
User avatar #1133509 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
it's alright, I'm trying to apply in the waiter education
User avatar #1133516 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
why waiter? i heard they get crap pay
User avatar #1133524 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
because everything in this world is about money.
User avatar #1133557 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
but wouldnt you get more money selling bread?
User avatar #1133560 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
minimum wage
User avatar #1133572 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
oh. well, good luck getting a good job as a waiter
(if this sounds mean, im sorry. i couldnt think of something else to type that would have the same message without the possibility)
User avatar #1133575 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I really couldn't care less for the pay, all I need money for is an internet connection
#1133436 - hello  [+] (21 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1133439 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
Ape!

what's up?
#1133443 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
>ape
User avatar #1133446 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
MONKEY!
it's some nice games
#1133455 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
i have no idea what you are talking about
User avatar #1133458 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
Abe, Ape, doesn't mean much to me
User avatar #1133579 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
why not go to the library or something for internet?
#1133584 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
because bringing a USB with my mascot folder and sitting at the library in my free time is not how I want to spend it
User avatar #1133466 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
i havent been here for a while, what have you been up to?
User avatar #1133471 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I see, now that you mention it I guess I haven't seen you around.

I've been getting expelled from high school, started working, such things.
User avatar #1133472 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
what happened with school?
User avatar #1133486 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I just didn't attend.
User avatar #1133496 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
whats your job?
User avatar #1133499 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I sell bread
User avatar #1133504 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
are you serious, because that sounds like an awesome job
User avatar #1133509 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
it's alright, I'm trying to apply in the waiter education
User avatar #1133516 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
why waiter? i heard they get crap pay
User avatar #1133524 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
because everything in this world is about money.
User avatar #1133557 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
but wouldnt you get more money selling bread?
User avatar #1133560 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
minimum wage
User avatar #1133572 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
oh. well, good luck getting a good job as a waiter
(if this sounds mean, im sorry. i couldnt think of something else to type that would have the same message without the possibility)
User avatar #1133575 - therealfishyxander (04/10/2014) [-]
I really couldn't care less for the pay, all I need money for is an internet connection
#1133430 - i have 5.01 in steam, and a 50 dollar walmart giftcard, is it … 04/10/2014 on Friendly +1
#1133350 - its probably not gonna be today, i want to get a good group to… 04/10/2014 on Friendly 0
#1133339 - im trying to get a group of people together to compete for bes…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1133343 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm watching anime right now.
User avatar #1133350 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
its probably not gonna be today, i want to get a good group together first
#1133317 - just look except for fusion and other m, there was plenty … 04/10/2014 on Friendly 0
#1133299 - *realistically 04/10/2014 on Friendly 0
#1133271 - then you saw how she could move and attack in other m and zero mission 04/10/2014 on Friendly 0
#1133264 - most of her abilities are explained realisticly  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1133299 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
*realistically
#1133228 - you need realism and logic in games though. having all her…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly 0
User avatar #1133238 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
No you don't. If that where the case then there's so much wrong regarding biology and physics and technical impossibilities in this game. You might aswell scrap the entire series.
User avatar #1133264 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
most of her abilities are explained realisticly
User avatar #1133299 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
*realistically

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#926 - xyifer (02/16/2014) [-]
(testing for sigcard)
User avatar #900 - derangedberger ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Hey, looks like I'm on messenger duty again. Hawk was the one behind the deletion of friendly, and he did it again. He is now permabanned from friendly, and no longer a site mod. Many of you may have thin patience at this point, but it will NOT happen again. Do come join us.
www.funnyjunk.com/user/thevoiceofdelete
User avatar #901 to #900 - xyifer (11/22/2013) [-]
did delete die?
if so, whats the new voiceof?
User avatar #903 to #902 - xyifer (11/22/2013) [-]
thanks again
User avatar #891 - xyifer (11/13/2013) [-]
kershinator
why am i not voiceof's friend anymore, new thread?
User avatar #892 to #891 - kershinator (11/13/2013) [-]
You mean voiceoftruth?

Because the account got removed somehow, fuzzy on the details. Go to my profile and find the link to the new Friendly from my comments. Then someone should let you in
User avatar #894 to #892 - xyifer (11/16/2013) [-]
been 2 days and no reply to my request, could you please ask someone to let me on?
User avatar #895 to #894 - kershinator (11/17/2013) [-]
Voiceofrebirth is dead too

Look in messages for something from Reallynotdashie also get in here you pleb
User avatar #896 to #895 - reallynotdashie (11/17/2013) [-]
heh waht?
User avatar #897 to #896 - kershinator (11/17/2013) [-]
We need to both get into new frendle.

Xyifer is confuse
User avatar #893 to #892 - xyifer (11/13/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #878 - xyifer (07/20/2013) [-]
hawke
moondog
connerence

can you get graphics to not break the rules please?
User avatar #875 - zzRedzz (07/12/2013) [-]
Hey man, I got a new PC, so I was wondering if you still had a link to that modpack for Minecraft?
User avatar #877 to #876 - zzRedzz (07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'll copy it this time.
Thanks again.
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User avatar #872 to #871 - xyifer (06/03/2013) [-]
why did you disappear for a while?
#873 to #872 - romneykun (06/03/2013) [-]
its kinda what I do
User avatar #874 to #873 - xyifer (06/03/2013) [-]
what have you been up to?
User avatar #864 - zzRedzz (05/31/2013) [-]
Are you the one who gave me that modpack for minecraft?
User avatar #865 to #864 - xyifer (06/03/2013) [-]
yeah
sorry for the reply time, i havent been able to get to the library in a while
User avatar #866 to #865 - zzRedzz (06/03/2013) [-]
Ah, okay. Not the greatest memory.

Is there a way to get rid of that music that's constantly playing?
User avatar #867 to #866 - xyifer (06/03/2013) [-]
F6(i think) is the matmos option screen, just mute the music with the dragbars
User avatar #868 to #867 - zzRedzz (06/03/2013) [-]
Alright, thanks.
#828 - Vuumbleman (04/09/2013) [-]
GHAW, your account is so filthy!
GHAW, your account is so filthy!
User avatar #825 - xyifer (04/07/2013) [-]
color test
User avatar #826 to #825 - thekich (04/07/2013) [-]
too dark
User avatar #827 to #826 - xyifer (04/07/2013) [-]
not dark enough
#824 - zeevalkyrie (04/05/2013) [-]
I love you.
I love you.
User avatar #818 - xyifer (04/03/2013) [-]
thetittysprinkler
did you accept?
User avatar #819 to #818 - thetittysprinkler (04/03/2013) [-]
Of course I did!
User avatar #820 to #819 - xyifer (04/03/2013) [-]
how have you interacted since then, any change?
User avatar #822 to #821 - xyifer (04/03/2013) [-]
ok, i dont think i have anything to worry about then
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