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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: NES, GB, GBC, GBA, DS, DSL, PS, PS2, PS3, WII, GC, SG, SH, GBASP, PC
PSN: xyifer12
Date Signed Up:2/05/2009
Last Login:4/19/2014
Location:Wheeling
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#312343 - yes i will it is my dream to have over 1 million games on …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #312355 - iknowuwant (12/27/2013) [-]
you dont need 100tb for an ipod
1tb its a hell of alot more than enough
User avatar #312368 - xyifer (12/27/2013) [-]
fine, then how about a 100TB mem card for vita, 3ds, or other things like that?
User avatar #312375 - iknowuwant (12/27/2013) [-]
Now that be really good.
#312302 - Holy crap, 300TB discs!  [+] (5 new replies) 12/27/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #312322 - iknowuwant (12/27/2013) [-]
that be really good for servers and stuff... but i dont think its that good for home use... Only because you wont ever need that much space IMO
but hey
porn
User avatar #312343 - xyifer (12/27/2013) [-]
yes i will
it is my dream to have over 1 million games on my computer
and think about it, smaller versions = 100 TB iPods
User avatar #312355 - iknowuwant (12/27/2013) [-]
you dont need 100tb for an ipod
1tb its a hell of alot more than enough
User avatar #312368 - xyifer (12/27/2013) [-]
fine, then how about a 100TB mem card for vita, 3ds, or other things like that?
User avatar #312375 - iknowuwant (12/27/2013) [-]
Now that be really good.
#274160 - if i use a desktop with windows xp and minecraft as the server…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/23/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #274172 - theluppijackal (12/23/2013) [-]
hmmm
ahummm
hmmm
Yeah, I know some of these words.
#273861 - if its your notebook, they cant stop you from taking it right … 12/23/2013 on Friendly +2
#273793 - hello again thread, what did i miss?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2013 on Friendly +2
User avatar #273812 - skarloth (12/23/2013) [-]
Hey

Thread seems to be going slow right now, so probably not much.
User avatar #273802 - iknowuwant (12/23/2013) [-]
Ohey
Probably nothing
#223115 - what the cool  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #223128 - bugsbob (12/17/2013) [-]
PeTA's going to have a fit when they see this.
#222122 - what sora said 12/16/2013 on Friendly +1
#221986 - working on getting updated versions of my usual 100+ minecraft mods 12/16/2013 on Friendly 0
#221951 - holy crap thread, i can have giant robots in minecraft wars no…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #222134 - theaussiestig (12/16/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #222009 - iknowuwant (12/16/2013) [-]
Hi
User avatar #221956 - graphicscat (12/16/2013) [-]
Hello nigga
#174127 - thats the problem, the free version lags even on my alienware … 12/09/2013 on Friendly 0
#174103 - what version did you try? did you try optifine?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #174112 - theluppijackal (12/09/2013) [-]
the free online one
User avatar #174127 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
thats the problem, the free version lags even on my alienware
download minecraft from TPB as an extended demo, then buy it if you feel like it
#174095 - oh. then its because i dont like that genre can your c…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #174100 - theluppijackal (12/09/2013) [-]
Not really.
It can, but very stuttery and badly
User avatar #174103 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
what version did you try?
did you try optifine?
User avatar #174112 - theluppijackal (12/09/2013) [-]
the free online one
User avatar #174127 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
thats the problem, the free version lags even on my alienware
download minecraft from TPB as an extended demo, then buy it if you feel like it
#174082 - i dont want it, have a computer that can run it that works, or…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #174085 - theluppijackal (12/09/2013) [-]
That's a book...what I just referred to was a book.
User avatar #174095 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
oh.
then its because i dont like that genre
can your computer run minecraft?
User avatar #174100 - theluppijackal (12/09/2013) [-]
Not really.
It can, but very stuttery and badly
User avatar #174103 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
what version did you try?
did you try optifine?
User avatar #174112 - theluppijackal (12/09/2013) [-]
the free online one
User avatar #174127 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
thats the problem, the free version lags even on my alienware
download minecraft from TPB as an extended demo, then buy it if you feel like it
#174069 - why not?  [+] (8 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #174073 - theluppijackal (12/09/2013) [-]
I...I don't really know how to answer that
Why don't you have the penguin edition of Crime and Punishment?
User avatar #174082 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
i dont want it, have a computer that can run it that works, or have the flash drive space for it (have to go to library for internet)
User avatar #174085 - theluppijackal (12/09/2013) [-]
That's a book...what I just referred to was a book.
User avatar #174095 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
oh.
then its because i dont like that genre
can your computer run minecraft?
User avatar #174100 - theluppijackal (12/09/2013) [-]
Not really.
It can, but very stuttery and badly
User avatar #174103 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
what version did you try?
did you try optifine?
User avatar #174112 - theluppijackal (12/09/2013) [-]
the free online one
User avatar #174127 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
thats the problem, the free version lags even on my alienware
download minecraft from TPB as an extended demo, then buy it if you feel like it
#174066 - ?  [+] (10 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #174067 - theluppijackal (12/09/2013) [-]
Don't have minecraft
User avatar #174069 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
why not?
User avatar #174073 - theluppijackal (12/09/2013) [-]
I...I don't really know how to answer that
Why don't you have the penguin edition of Crime and Punishment?
User avatar #174082 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
i dont want it, have a computer that can run it that works, or have the flash drive space for it (have to go to library for internet)
User avatar #174085 - theluppijackal (12/09/2013) [-]
That's a book...what I just referred to was a book.
User avatar #174095 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
oh.
then its because i dont like that genre
can your computer run minecraft?
User avatar #174100 - theluppijackal (12/09/2013) [-]
Not really.
It can, but very stuttery and badly
User avatar #174103 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
what version did you try?
did you try optifine?
User avatar #174112 - theluppijackal (12/09/2013) [-]
the free online one
User avatar #174127 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
thats the problem, the free version lags even on my alienware
download minecraft from TPB as an extended demo, then buy it if you feel like it
#174033 - would anybody be willing to download my minecraft testing grou…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #174061 - theluppijackal (12/09/2013) [-]
I'm willing.
But not able.
User avatar #174066 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
?
User avatar #174067 - theluppijackal (12/09/2013) [-]
Don't have minecraft
User avatar #174069 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
why not?
User avatar #174073 - theluppijackal (12/09/2013) [-]
I...I don't really know how to answer that
Why don't you have the penguin edition of Crime and Punishment?
User avatar #174082 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
i dont want it, have a computer that can run it that works, or have the flash drive space for it (have to go to library for internet)
User avatar #174085 - theluppijackal (12/09/2013) [-]
That's a book...what I just referred to was a book.
User avatar #174095 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
oh.
then its because i dont like that genre
can your computer run minecraft?
User avatar #174100 - theluppijackal (12/09/2013) [-]
Not really.
It can, but very stuttery and badly
User avatar #174103 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
what version did you try?
did you try optifine?
User avatar #174112 - theluppijackal (12/09/2013) [-]
the free online one
User avatar #174127 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
thats the problem, the free version lags even on my alienware
download minecraft from TPB as an extended demo, then buy it if you feel like it
#173877 - no im not, i got to hardmode in under 8 hours by brothers … 12/09/2013 on Friendly 0
#173853 - im about to fight the wall of flesh, have 2 stacks of plat ing…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Friendly 0
#173862 - utarefson has deleted their comment.
User avatar #173877 - xyifer (12/09/2013) [-]
no im not, i got to hardmode in under 8 hours
by brothers is a casual, it took him 3 days
#142218 - what happened?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2013 on Friendly 0
#142159 - i do, so i wont 12/05/2013 on Friendly 0
#142152 - but... why can mangio  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Friendly 0
User avatar #142155 - reallynotdashie (12/05/2013) [-]
if you dont like it flag it
User avatar #142159 - xyifer (12/05/2013) [-]
i do, so i wont
#142146 - can i post gore? i have a lot saved up  [+] (6 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #142160 - zzRedzz (12/05/2013) [-]
You'll get the strawberry jam bananas
#142157 - shisno (12/05/2013) [-]
do it
User avatar #142149 - reallynotdashie (12/05/2013) [-]
you can post it
you'll get banned though
User avatar #142152 - xyifer (12/05/2013) [-]
but...
why can mangio
User avatar #142155 - reallynotdashie (12/05/2013) [-]
if you dont like it flag it
User avatar #142159 - xyifer (12/05/2013) [-]
i do, so i wont
#142139 - lots of space to blow stuff up? good painball (no, not pai…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #142154 - snakefire (12/05/2013) [-]
Not really...
#142131 - oh at least you could grow your own food easily  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #142136 - snakefire (12/05/2013) [-]
I do not think I would anyhow.
User avatar #142139 - xyifer (12/05/2013) [-]
lots of space to blow stuff up?
good painball (no, not paintballs) wars?
User avatar #142154 - snakefire (12/05/2013) [-]
Not really...
#142130 - how did i not see that!? 12/05/2013 on Friendly +1
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#926 - xyifer (02/16/2014) [-]
(testing for sigcard)
User avatar #904 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
neutralgray
i would like to report that rule 3 has been broken
funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/voiceofredemption/4892317/Friendly/313517#313517
User avatar #905 to #904 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
After a reading and a conversation with the other mods who also reviewed it, I can say with confidence that you both did a great job of harassing each other. Wally can be kind of dick but you were being one, too. Both of you were being callous children over a very trivial unimportant topic. I'm issuing a warning to both of you to avoid further drama and that is all the disciplinary action that will be taken for now.Next time do not cry "uncle" if both of you have your hands on the other's throat. Try to avoid arguments in the future. And if someone is harassing you report it before you harass them back.
User avatar #907 to #905 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
he started harassing me first by calling me a retard, i was quite polite until he insulted me
User avatar #908 to #907 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
But it escalated far too much. By the end of it, neither of you were clean from harassment. I get where you're coming fro but this is messy on either side. Just try to avoid Wally if it will spark an argument. I told him the same. Avoid drama. It's not worth it.
User avatar #910 to #908 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #906 to #905 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
Also, if you want to keep fighting then take it your profile or theirs. There you can scream at each other as loud as you want and it's fine. Thank you.
#909 to #906 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
He's pretty much asking for it now, adding fuel to the fire in the conversation itself
User avatar #912 to #909 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i am just continuing the convo, i only stopped the other day because i lost access to the internet
#915 to #912 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
What's the point of reporting someone when you're gonna carry on the **** that caused the report in the first place, deliberately?
Are you secretly enjoying being told mean words that seemingly make you cry like a little bitch?
If it truly bothered you enough to be worthy of a report, you would have stopped replying long ago instead of continuing the situation.
This ******* **** reminds me of the time you said you would report *********** because of a stupid discussion of whether or not Steam was better or worse than the Original XBox One, considering DRM stuff.
If you can't handle rough words, don't spark stupid discussions.
And if you're gonna use the same argument as last night
"if he didnt comment, i would have never said who i would taze" www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/voiceofredemption/4892317/Friendly/313685#313685
Let me inform you the exact same argument applies to you at any given time, therefore being essentially ******** .
Grow a Spine.
User avatar #918 to #915 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i continued to reply because i stay mad for longer if i dont
and with graphics that was also because of insults
again, i didnt just tell people in my first comments who i was gonna taze, i only said who i would taze in reply as to why i wouldnt use his method of getting a tazer
User avatar #919 to #918 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
There are some really ****** arguments
User avatar #920 to #919 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
the first 2 werent arguments, they were explanations
User avatar #921 to #920 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
They are also arguments.
User avatar #922 to #921 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
oops, page didnt load all the definitions
User avatar #923 to #922 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
you're googling the definition of the word "Argument" to aid you?

Learn a language properly before you attempt to argue in it.
User avatar #924 to #923 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i didnt goold it, i went on merriam-webster
i usually like to know about the extra meanings
i wont learn this language completely, i hate it
User avatar #925 to #924 - meanings (01/15/2014) [-]
stop it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#916 to #915 - graphicscat (12/28/2013) [-]
You people and your imaginary problems
User avatar #917 to #916 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
I know
But it's fun
User avatar #911 to #909 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
Drop it now, Wally. Let it go or I'll have to do more than a warning and I don't want to be bothered to do it. Just leave each other alone and let it go.
User avatar #913 to #911 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
now that i can reply to him here, this should leave friendly, thank you for your time
User avatar #914 to #913 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
Hash it out here as much as you want. Have fun.
User avatar #900 - derangedberger ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Hey, looks like I'm on messenger duty again. Hawk was the one behind the deletion of friendly, and he did it again. He is now permabanned from friendly, and no longer a site mod. Many of you may have thin patience at this point, but it will NOT happen again. Do come join us.
www.funnyjunk.com/user/thevoiceofdelete
User avatar #901 to #900 - xyifer (11/22/2013) [-]
did delete die?
if so, whats the new voiceof?
User avatar #903 to #902 - xyifer (11/22/2013) [-]
thanks again
User avatar #891 - xyifer (11/13/2013) [-]
kershinator
why am i not voiceof's friend anymore, new thread?
User avatar #892 to #891 - kershinator (11/13/2013) [-]
You mean voiceoftruth?

Because the account got removed somehow, fuzzy on the details. Go to my profile and find the link to the new Friendly from my comments. Then someone should let you in
User avatar #894 to #892 - xyifer (11/16/2013) [-]
been 2 days and no reply to my request, could you please ask someone to let me on?
User avatar #895 to #894 - kershinator (11/17/2013) [-]
Voiceofrebirth is dead too

Look in messages for something from Reallynotdashie also get in here you pleb
User avatar #896 to #895 - reallynotdashie (11/17/2013) [-]
heh waht?
User avatar #897 to #896 - kershinator (11/17/2013) [-]
We need to both get into new frendle.

Xyifer is confuse
User avatar #893 to #892 - xyifer (11/13/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #879 - xyifer (08/07/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

ignore this, i just needed to keep this link safe for a while
User avatar #878 - xyifer (07/20/2013) [-]
hawke
moondog
connerence

can you get graphics to not break the rules please?
User avatar #875 - zzRedzz ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Hey man, I got a new PC, so I was wondering if you still had a link to that modpack for Minecraft?
User avatar #877 to #876 - zzRedzz ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'll copy it this time.
Thanks again.
User avatar #869 - romneykun (06/03/2013) [-]
it's me yohann
User avatar #872 to #871 - xyifer (06/03/2013) [-]
why did you disappear for a while?
#873 to #872 - romneykun (06/03/2013) [-]
its kinda what I do
User avatar #874 to #873 - xyifer (06/03/2013) [-]
what have you been up to?
User avatar #864 - zzRedzz ONLINE (05/31/2013) [-]
Are you the one who gave me that modpack for minecraft?
User avatar #865 to #864 - xyifer (06/03/2013) [-]
yeah
sorry for the reply time, i havent been able to get to the library in a while
User avatar #866 to #865 - zzRedzz ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
Ah, okay. Not the greatest memory.

Is there a way to get rid of that music that's constantly playing?
User avatar #867 to #866 - xyifer (06/03/2013) [-]
F6(i think) is the matmos option screen, just mute the music with the dragbars
User avatar #868 to #867 - zzRedzz ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
Alright, thanks.
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#860 - xyifer (05/23/2013) [-]
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#861 to #860 - kesolukt (05/23/2013) [-]
Oh yeah I've seen that one, it's glorious

I like this one, doesn't have the cartoonish bit though which makes it less of a wtf
User avatar #862 to #861 - xyifer (05/23/2013) [-]
holy crap, thats good!
#863 to #862 - kesolukt (05/23/2013) [-]
Yeah! And this one is a bit crazy

But that's all I got
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#836 - xyifer (05/11/2013) [-]
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#837 to #836 - zenex **User deleted account** (05/11/2013) [-]
This... is very relevant to my interests...
Please continue... :3
User avatar #850 to #837 - xyifer (05/11/2013) [-]
thats all the pinkie
#851 to #850 - zenex **User deleted account** (05/11/2013) [-]
There was only like one of these that I already had. It's clear I need to search a little deeper in the web to find some of the good stuff.
Thank you for the pictures. :3
#852 to #851 - xyifer (05/11/2013) [-]
no problem, i like spreading gore
You need to login to view this link
this guy has a crapload of awesome stuff, you should check it out
#853 to #852 - zenex **User deleted account** (05/11/2013) [-]
Freakin'... glorious!
Freakin'... glorious!
#854 to #853 - xyifer (05/11/2013) [-]
I want this so much!
if i get it, i can bring it to a starbucks and sip coffee from it as i stare at people, i like doing that kind of thing
#838 to #837 - xyifer (05/11/2013) [-]
ill tell you when im done
#828 - Vuumbleman (04/09/2013) [-]
GHAW, your account is so filthy!
GHAW, your account is so filthy!
User avatar #825 - xyifer (04/07/2013) [-]
color test
User avatar #826 to #825 - thekich (04/07/2013) [-]
too dark
User avatar #827 to #826 - xyifer (04/07/2013) [-]
not dark enough
#824 - zeevalkyrie (04/05/2013) [-]
I love you.
I love you.
User avatar #818 - xyifer (04/03/2013) [-]
thetittysprinkler
did you accept?
User avatar #819 to #818 - thetittysprinkler (04/03/2013) [-]
Of course I did!
User avatar #820 to #819 - xyifer (04/03/2013) [-]
how have you interacted since then, any change?
User avatar #822 to #821 - xyifer (04/03/2013) [-]
ok, i dont think i have anything to worry about then
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