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#1133094 - What the actual **** , they made samus look l…  [+] (40 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1133147 - elmarcocfc (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm just happy Luccy's back in. Can't wait to kick with him again.
User avatar #1133135 - cloymax (04/10/2014) [-]
what? she looked like that before.
User avatar #1133143 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
not nearly as bad in brawl
#1133183 - cloymax (04/10/2014) [-]
all I see is the heels
User avatar #1133190 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
the new zero suit, the new body shape, the new face
User avatar #1133194 - cloymax (04/10/2014) [-]
barely a change, barely a change, barely a change
#1133218 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
the changes are major
User avatar #1133126 - scatmanjohn (04/10/2014) [-]
When she was using the zero suit before, she had a long whip and a skin tight suit with a solid C cup pair of knockers. You're just now noticing that she looks like a hooker?
User avatar #1133134 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
i hated that, but at least some was canon
there isnt even a good reason for those damn heels
User avatar #1133142 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
Sakurai explained that it's for superior mobility in order to balance her as a character.
User avatar #1133148 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
she alread has superior mobility, she was fast as hell and could dodge extremely well doing flips and crap
User avatar #1133172 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
The rocket boots increases her jump height and recovery distance, as well give her a higher range of kicking moves.
User avatar #1133204 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
they could have used things from normal metroid games to make hew more mobile. they could have also not made the equipment ficking heels
User avatar #1133208 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
There's hardly anything in the original games for zero suit samus. Plus i think the heels fit her.
User avatar #1133224 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
what metroid games have you played through, and have you read the lore?
User avatar #1133235 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
All of them including metroid 2 on the original gameboy.
User avatar #1133271 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
then you saw how she could move and attack in other m and zero mission
User avatar #1133108 - playfilly (04/10/2014) [-]
No they didn't
#1133125 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
you srs
User avatar #1133139 - playfilly (04/10/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #1133097 - kavrick (04/10/2014) [-]
I dont see how
User avatar #1133112 - professormeatwad (04/10/2014) [-]
she had a helmet and armor and suit stuff
but now she has skin tight suit and huge heels
User avatar #1133136 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
They still have the full armored samus. This is the zero suit which will be activated once the original armor is destroyed or broken. In the smash bros brawl game samus would turn zero suit after her final smash but now they made them into seperate characters.
#1133179 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
the brawl ZS was bad too, they make her worse every game
an example is the other m suit. it has a feminine shape.
the suit is a mobile tank, the machinery needs to go somewhere, look at the prime suit
User avatar #1133187 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
I find the designs to be far better than the classic ones. But hey opinions and stuff.
User avatar #1133339 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
im trying to get a group of people together to compete for best score and time in prime pinball, are you interested?
User avatar #1133343 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm watching anime right now.
User avatar #1133350 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
its probably not gonna be today, i want to get a good group together first
#1133317 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
just look
except for fusion and other m, there was plenty of space in the suit for the upgrades of the game
User avatar #1133212 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
the classic ones has a more realistic design and made her seem like a mobile tank, these new ones look flimsy and dont have anywhere to put the things that make the suit actually work though
User avatar #1133216 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
Games aren't about realism, they're about easthetics, and the modern look simply looks better.
User avatar #1133228 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
you need realism and logic in games though.
having all her abilities come from the zero suit would be dumb, you need more to explain how the hell she does these things
User avatar #1133238 - kanadetenshi (04/10/2014) [-]
No you don't. If that where the case then there's so much wrong regarding biology and physics and technical impossibilities in this game. You might aswell scrap the entire series.
User avatar #1133264 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
most of her abilities are explained realisticly
User avatar #1133299 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
*realistically
User avatar #1133145 - professormeatwad (04/10/2014) [-]
I've never played more than an hour of any metroid or ssb, but ok
User avatar #1133120 - kavrick (04/10/2014) [-]
That's because it's zero suit samus, it's not really a new thing..
#1133156 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
bro, this is the classic zero suit, that new one is crap
User avatar #1133132 - professormeatwad (04/10/2014) [-]
*shrugs* I wouldn't know I never played more than an hour of any of her games I'm just saying she looks a lot more hookery than any time I had seen her before
User avatar #1133102 - xyifer (04/10/2014) [-]
fucking heels.
samus doesnt wear fucking heels.
#1119732 - is there an FTL:AE save editor yet? i was one jump away fr… 04/08/2014 on Friendly 0
#9 - We also found a squirrel near a tree in our front yard. Have n…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2014 on HeartAche +9
#51 - anonymous (04/08/2014) [-]
You better fucking love the shit out of him
#28 - anonymous (04/08/2014) [-]
Hand rearing a squirrel that young must be hard, they need to be fed every two hours or something like that.
User avatar #16 - niggernazi (04/08/2014) [-]
thats an aborted bear fetus
#13 - Matengel (04/08/2014) [-]
I know this isn't terribly likely, but how funny would it be for that thing to grow up and be a possum or something other than a squirrel. its pretty young...
#124 - some people like it. i just posted this because it found it to… 04/05/2014 on The Death Star 0
#113 - "The remaining IG-88 uploaded his consciousness into…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2014 on The Death Star +2
User avatar #122 - almightybenjamin (04/05/2014) [-]
the star wars expanded universe is stupid. stop
User avatar #126 - huntergriff (04/05/2014) [-]
also, the expanded universe is accepted in almost all cases.
User avatar #125 - huntergriff (04/05/2014) [-]
It's canon, Get over it.
User avatar #124 - xyifer (04/05/2014) [-]
some people like it. i just posted this because it found it to be funny, and it was relevant.
#1081298 - church against minecraft, lol  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Friendly +3
User avatar #1081324 - shisno (04/02/2014) [-]
>the tabs on that cross screenshot
#1081320 - Chocotaco (04/02/2014) [-]
"We no longer accept tithes in World of Warcraft gold."

#1081313 - therealsuperderpy (04/02/2014) [-]
lel
#1040051 - it isnt really 2d minecraft anymore. it changed a lot after th… 03/26/2014 on Friendly 0
#1040032 - what the heck, why is that purple?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #1040040 - garymotherfingoak (03/26/2014) [-]
its considered a URL
User avatar #1040051 - xyifer (03/26/2014) [-]
it isnt really 2d minecraft anymore. it changed a lot after the new updates
#1040030 - after the retardation of in terraria, are there any afk boss a…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Friendly +1
#1040036 - garymotherfingoak has deleted their comment.
User avatar #1040032 - xyifer (03/26/2014) [-]
what the heck, why is that purple?
User avatar #1040040 - garymotherfingoak (03/26/2014) [-]
its considered a URL
User avatar #1040051 - xyifer (03/26/2014) [-]
it isnt really 2d minecraft anymore. it changed a lot after the new updates
#576 - He should just get the idiots to do something illegal in front… 03/15/2014 on Applejack > Rainbow Dash -2
#79 - Not enough batman stuff on fj, more! 03/14/2014 on Edward E. Nigma comb +2
#942888 - thank you, i had the short version of this gif and couldnt fin… 03/12/2014 on Friendly +1
#942859 - i was just saying that there might be a problem with utorrent …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #942914 - therealfishyxander (03/12/2014) [-]
I already set her a limit.
1 torrent at a time instead of downloading more shows than she'll watch the next year
#942854 - you should ask her to use PNGgauntlet before uploading, it helps a lot 03/12/2014 on Friendly +1
#942843 - then it shouldnt let her use more space than what is available…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #942850 - therealfishyxander (03/12/2014) [-]
yo listen.
shits working after I made her use her head a little, so it doesn't fucking matter if it should or not.
it's just how it was.
User avatar #942859 - xyifer (03/12/2014) [-]
i was just saying that there might be a problem with utorrent if it lets her use too much space, and that setting a limit would help a lot in the future.
User avatar #942914 - therealfishyxander (03/12/2014) [-]
I already set her a limit.
1 torrent at a time instead of downloading more shows than she'll watch the next year
#942821 - utorrent? last time i was torrenting too much, it warned m…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #942823 - therealfishyxander (03/12/2014) [-]
yes Utorrent.
User avatar #942843 - xyifer (03/12/2014) [-]
then it shouldnt let her use more space than what is available
also, all things should be downloaded on xp lite running from a usb drive.
if there is a virus, it wont get at the normal hard drive, and you can quickly and easily wipe the virus if you need to. also, im pretty sure there is an option for max usable bandwidth at one time
User avatar #942850 - therealfishyxander (03/12/2014) [-]
yo listen.
shits working after I made her use her head a little, so it doesn't fucking matter if it should or not.
it's just how it was.
User avatar #942859 - xyifer (03/12/2014) [-]
i was just saying that there might be a problem with utorrent if it lets her use too much space, and that setting a limit would help a lot in the future.
User avatar #942914 - therealfishyxander (03/12/2014) [-]
I already set her a limit.
1 torrent at a time instead of downloading more shows than she'll watch the next year
#942807 - no, so i dont know how that could mess up a computer, that is …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #942813 - therealfishyxander (03/12/2014) [-]
making the internet super slow
User avatar #942812 - therealfishyxander (03/12/2014) [-]
viruses and using more download than you have available
User avatar #942821 - xyifer (03/12/2014) [-]
utorrent?
last time i was torrenting too much, it warned me hen i was about to run out of space.
User avatar #942823 - therealfishyxander (03/12/2014) [-]
yes Utorrent.
User avatar #942843 - xyifer (03/12/2014) [-]
then it shouldnt let her use more space than what is available
also, all things should be downloaded on xp lite running from a usb drive.
if there is a virus, it wont get at the normal hard drive, and you can quickly and easily wipe the virus if you need to. also, im pretty sure there is an option for max usable bandwidth at one time
User avatar #942850 - therealfishyxander (03/12/2014) [-]
yo listen.
shits working after I made her use her head a little, so it doesn't fucking matter if it should or not.
it's just how it was.
User avatar #942859 - xyifer (03/12/2014) [-]
i was just saying that there might be a problem with utorrent if it lets her use too much space, and that setting a limit would help a lot in the future.
User avatar #942914 - therealfishyxander (03/12/2014) [-]
I already set her a limit.
1 torrent at a time instead of downloading more shows than she'll watch the next year
#942801 - how could she ruin her computer by overusing the internet?  [+] (10 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #942804 - therealfishyxander (03/12/2014) [-]
have you ever had 100 torrents running at once while having 10 seeding at the same time?
she busted it
User avatar #942807 - xyifer (03/12/2014) [-]
no, so i dont know how that could mess up a computer, that is why i asked
User avatar #942813 - therealfishyxander (03/12/2014) [-]
making the internet super slow
User avatar #942812 - therealfishyxander (03/12/2014) [-]
viruses and using more download than you have available
User avatar #942821 - xyifer (03/12/2014) [-]
utorrent?
last time i was torrenting too much, it warned me hen i was about to run out of space.
User avatar #942823 - therealfishyxander (03/12/2014) [-]
yes Utorrent.
User avatar #942843 - xyifer (03/12/2014) [-]
then it shouldnt let her use more space than what is available
also, all things should be downloaded on xp lite running from a usb drive.
if there is a virus, it wont get at the normal hard drive, and you can quickly and easily wipe the virus if you need to. also, im pretty sure there is an option for max usable bandwidth at one time
User avatar #942850 - therealfishyxander (03/12/2014) [-]
yo listen.
shits working after I made her use her head a little, so it doesn't fucking matter if it should or not.
it's just how it was.
User avatar #942859 - xyifer (03/12/2014) [-]
i was just saying that there might be a problem with utorrent if it lets her use too much space, and that setting a limit would help a lot in the future.
User avatar #942914 - therealfishyxander (03/12/2014) [-]
I already set her a limit.
1 torrent at a time instead of downloading more shows than she'll watch the next year
#942701 - Well, **** .  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Friendly +3
User avatar #942707 - gundere (03/12/2014) [-]
#IsNeverAGoodIdea
#942706 - zenex (03/12/2014) [-]
#898015 - what? im asking about the pc game  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #898025 - theorangefox (03/06/2014) [-]
inside username joke.
#897999 - anyone here have starbound?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Friendly +2
#898008 - theorangefox (03/06/2014) [-]
No, he deleted his account. It's redanger now.
User avatar #898015 - xyifer (03/06/2014) [-]
what?
im asking about the pc game
User avatar #898025 - theorangefox (03/06/2014) [-]
inside username joke.
#897746 - what the living **** ? 03/06/2014 on Friendly 0
#897695 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #897698 - gggfrt (03/06/2014) [-]
Don't worry, he's just drunk
User avatar #897700 - thewafflearmeee (03/06/2014) [-]
and ur just gey

lmfao cal the fire departmant
User avatar #897696 - thewafflearmeee (03/06/2014) [-]
ow my feeligns
#897689 - where can i get the full version of this song? inb4 &…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Friendly +1
User avatar #897710 - iknowuwant (03/06/2014) [-]
Dat distortion
User avatar #897692 - thewafflearmeee (03/06/2014) [-]
lmao
User avatar #897691 - thewafflearmeee (03/06/2014) [-]
utube
#897695 - xyifer (03/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #897698 - gggfrt (03/06/2014) [-]
Don't worry, he's just drunk
User avatar #897700 - thewafflearmeee (03/06/2014) [-]
and ur just gey

lmfao cal the fire departmant
User avatar #897696 - thewafflearmeee (03/06/2014) [-]
ow my feeligns
#873502 - why do you have that icon by your name?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2014 on Friendly +2
User avatar #873512 - HordeyWordey (03/03/2014) [-]
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#926 - xyifer (02/16/2014) [-]
(testing for sigcard)
User avatar #904 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
neutralgray
i would like to report that rule 3 has been broken
funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/voiceofredemption/4892317/Friendly/313517#313517
User avatar #905 to #904 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
After a reading and a conversation with the other mods who also reviewed it, I can say with confidence that you both did a great job of harassing each other. Wally can be kind of dick but you were being one, too. Both of you were being callous children over a very trivial unimportant topic. I'm issuing a warning to both of you to avoid further drama and that is all the disciplinary action that will be taken for now.Next time do not cry "uncle" if both of you have your hands on the other's throat. Try to avoid arguments in the future. And if someone is harassing you report it before you harass them back.
User avatar #907 to #905 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
he started harassing me first by calling me a retard, i was quite polite until he insulted me
User avatar #908 to #907 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
But it escalated far too much. By the end of it, neither of you were clean from harassment. I get where you're coming fro but this is messy on either side. Just try to avoid Wally if it will spark an argument. I told him the same. Avoid drama. It's not worth it.
User avatar #910 to #908 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #906 to #905 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
Also, if you want to keep fighting then take it your profile or theirs. There you can scream at each other as loud as you want and it's fine. Thank you.
#909 to #906 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
He's pretty much asking for it now, adding fuel to the fire in the conversation itself
User avatar #912 to #909 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i am just continuing the convo, i only stopped the other day because i lost access to the internet
#915 to #912 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
What's the point of reporting someone when you're gonna carry on the **** that caused the report in the first place, deliberately?
Are you secretly enjoying being told mean words that seemingly make you cry like a little bitch?
If it truly bothered you enough to be worthy of a report, you would have stopped replying long ago instead of continuing the situation.
This ******* **** reminds me of the time you said you would report graphicscat because of a stupid discussion of whether or not Steam was better or worse than the Original XBox One, considering DRM stuff.
If you can't handle rough words, don't spark stupid discussions.
And if you're gonna use the same argument as last night
"if he didnt comment, i would have never said who i would taze" www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/voiceofredemption/4892317/Friendly/313685#313685
Let me inform you the exact same argument applies to you at any given time, therefore being essentially ******** .
Grow a Spine.
User avatar #918 to #915 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i continued to reply because i stay mad for longer if i dont
and with graphics that was also because of insults
again, i didnt just tell people in my first comments who i was gonna taze, i only said who i would taze in reply as to why i wouldnt use his method of getting a tazer
User avatar #919 to #918 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
There are some really ****** arguments
User avatar #920 to #919 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
the first 2 werent arguments, they were explanations
User avatar #921 to #920 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
They are also arguments.
User avatar #922 to #921 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
oops, page didnt load all the definitions
User avatar #923 to #922 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
you're googling the definition of the word "Argument" to aid you?

Learn a language properly before you attempt to argue in it.
User avatar #924 to #923 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
i didnt goold it, i went on merriam-webster
i usually like to know about the extra meanings
i wont learn this language completely, i hate it
User avatar #925 to #924 - meanings (01/15/2014) [-]
stop it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#916 to #915 - graphicscat (12/28/2013) [-]
You people and your imaginary problems
User avatar #917 to #916 - walcorn (12/28/2013) [-]
I know
But it's fun
User avatar #911 to #909 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
Drop it now, Wally. Let it go or I'll have to do more than a warning and I don't want to be bothered to do it. Just leave each other alone and let it go.
User avatar #913 to #911 - xyifer (12/28/2013) [-]
now that i can reply to him here, this should leave friendly, thank you for your time
User avatar #914 to #913 - neutralgray (12/28/2013) [-]
Hash it out here as much as you want. Have fun.
User avatar #900 - derangedberger ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Hey, looks like I'm on messenger duty again. Hawk was the one behind the deletion of friendly, and he did it again. He is now permabanned from friendly, and no longer a site mod. Many of you may have thin patience at this point, but it will NOT happen again. Do come join us.
www.funnyjunk.com/user/thevoiceofdelete
User avatar #901 to #900 - xyifer (11/22/2013) [-]
did delete die?
if so, whats the new voiceof?
User avatar #903 to #902 - xyifer (11/22/2013) [-]
thanks again
User avatar #891 - xyifer (11/13/2013) [-]
kershinator
why am i not voiceof's friend anymore, new thread?
User avatar #892 to #891 - kershinator (11/13/2013) [-]
You mean voiceoftruth?

Because the account got removed somehow, fuzzy on the details. Go to my profile and find the link to the new Friendly from my comments. Then someone should let you in
User avatar #894 to #892 - xyifer (11/16/2013) [-]
been 2 days and no reply to my request, could you please ask someone to let me on?
User avatar #895 to #894 - kershinator (11/17/2013) [-]
Voiceofrebirth is dead too

Look in messages for something from Reallynotdashie also get in here you pleb
User avatar #896 to #895 - reallynotdashie (11/17/2013) [-]
heh waht?
User avatar #897 to #896 - kershinator (11/17/2013) [-]
We need to both get into new frendle.

Xyifer is confuse
User avatar #893 to #892 - xyifer (11/13/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #878 - xyifer (07/20/2013) [-]
hawke
moondog
connerence

can you get graphics to not break the rules please?
User avatar #875 - zzRedzz ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Hey man, I got a new PC, so I was wondering if you still had a link to that modpack for Minecraft?
User avatar #877 to #876 - zzRedzz ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'll copy it this time.
Thanks again.
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User avatar #872 to #871 - xyifer (06/03/2013) [-]
why did you disappear for a while?
#873 to #872 - romneykun (06/03/2013) [-]
its kinda what I do
User avatar #874 to #873 - xyifer (06/03/2013) [-]
what have you been up to?
User avatar #864 - zzRedzz ONLINE (05/31/2013) [-]
Are you the one who gave me that modpack for minecraft?
User avatar #865 to #864 - xyifer (06/03/2013) [-]
yeah
sorry for the reply time, i havent been able to get to the library in a while
User avatar #866 to #865 - zzRedzz ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
Ah, okay. Not the greatest memory.

Is there a way to get rid of that music that's constantly playing?
User avatar #867 to #866 - xyifer (06/03/2013) [-]
F6(i think) is the matmos option screen, just mute the music with the dragbars
User avatar #868 to #867 - zzRedzz ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
Alright, thanks.
#828 - Vuumbleman (04/09/2013) [-]
GHAW, your account is so filthy!
GHAW, your account is so filthy!
User avatar #825 - xyifer (04/07/2013) [-]
color test
User avatar #826 to #825 - thekich (04/07/2013) [-]
too dark
User avatar #827 to #826 - xyifer (04/07/2013) [-]
not dark enough
#824 - zeevalkyrie (04/05/2013) [-]
I love you.
I love you.
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