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#484 - Butt Stallion wins the horse race. ...That is my conc… 06/21/2013 on feely feels 0
#483 - It's best just to accept the uncertainty, and try to better ou…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/21/2013 on feely feels 0
User avatar #501 - mrmeatman (06/21/2013) [-]
Thank you for your condolences. No one has ever reached out to me like that before. I love you all.
#485 - schneidend (06/21/2013) [-]
Fuck that, I'm just gonna shoot his ass.
#496 - mrmeatman (06/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #494 - xxxansweredxxx (06/21/2013) [-]
Also, I'm not so grump.
User avatar #488 - xxxansweredxxx (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm down. Let me go find my gun.
#478 - He wanted the eye so he could reconstruct a mechanic eye and c…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/21/2013 on feely feels 0
User avatar #481 - Sethorein (06/21/2013) [-]
"And his kids were all like 'WAAAAAA'" - The Immortal Handsome Sagan.

Top of my facebook quote list right there.
User avatar #484 - xxxansweredxxx (06/21/2013) [-]
Butt Stallion wins the horse race.

...That is my conclusion to this discussion.
#474 - I get where you're going. But to me it looks like a tard in a …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/21/2013 on feely feels 0
User avatar #477 - schneidend (06/21/2013) [-]
Perhaps it is. I don't presume to fully grasp the extent of mrmeatman's life or what he has been through.
User avatar #483 - xxxansweredxxx (06/21/2013) [-]
It's best just to accept the uncertainty, and try to better ourselves by expanding our knowledge of emotional stress.

mrmeatman, like the rest of us, has had some experiences in his life. Some hard, some easy, some happy, some sad. We can't allow ourselves to be neglectful of such a struggle, what if he's reaching out for help?

So to do our part. Let's post pictures of a vibrating Egoraptor, in honor of that struggle.
User avatar #501 - mrmeatman (06/21/2013) [-]
Thank you for your condolences. No one has ever reached out to me like that before. I love you all.
#485 - schneidend (06/21/2013) [-]
Fuck that, I'm just gonna shoot his ass.
#496 - mrmeatman (06/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #494 - xxxansweredxxx (06/21/2013) [-]
Also, I'm not so grump.
User avatar #488 - xxxansweredxxx (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm down. Let me go find my gun.
#458 - Using his various loaders, he delivers food and supplies to th…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/21/2013 on feely feels 0
User avatar #461 - Sethorein (06/21/2013) [-]
suddenly that dialogue where Jack is saying he wished the "bad guys" would just know when to quit, casting himself as the good guy... almost makes sense...

That is until he joked about ripping a guy's eyes out with a spoon...

for space?
User avatar #478 - xxxansweredxxx (06/21/2013) [-]
He wanted the eye so he could reconstruct a mechanic eye and construct a method for the visually impaired to see again.

He would have compensated the family with millions of dollars including the newly invented mechanical eye for the guy he took it from.

He said it was funny because it was ironic how the guy lost his eye but was unaware he was getting a better one, and a lot of money.

I think....

for science?
User avatar #481 - Sethorein (06/21/2013) [-]
"And his kids were all like 'WAAAAAA'" - The Immortal Handsome Sagan.

Top of my facebook quote list right there.
User avatar #484 - xxxansweredxxx (06/21/2013) [-]
Butt Stallion wins the horse race.

...That is my conclusion to this discussion.
#449 - Still wondering why Arin is relevant to this.  [+] (9 new replies) 06/21/2013 on feely feels 0
User avatar #465 - schneidend (06/21/2013) [-]
It's a reaction pic displaying the rustled status of mrmeatman's jimmies. It doesn't matter if it's a picture of Arin.
User avatar #474 - xxxansweredxxx (06/21/2013) [-]
I get where you're going. But to me it looks like a tard in a massage chair. Lol.
User avatar #477 - schneidend (06/21/2013) [-]
Perhaps it is. I don't presume to fully grasp the extent of mrmeatman's life or what he has been through.
User avatar #483 - xxxansweredxxx (06/21/2013) [-]
It's best just to accept the uncertainty, and try to better ourselves by expanding our knowledge of emotional stress.

mrmeatman, like the rest of us, has had some experiences in his life. Some hard, some easy, some happy, some sad. We can't allow ourselves to be neglectful of such a struggle, what if he's reaching out for help?

So to do our part. Let's post pictures of a vibrating Egoraptor, in honor of that struggle.
User avatar #501 - mrmeatman (06/21/2013) [-]
Thank you for your condolences. No one has ever reached out to me like that before. I love you all.
#485 - schneidend (06/21/2013) [-]
Fuck that, I'm just gonna shoot his ass.
#496 - mrmeatman (06/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #494 - xxxansweredxxx (06/21/2013) [-]
Also, I'm not so grump.
User avatar #488 - xxxansweredxxx (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm down. Let me go find my gun.
#111 - His arms are repost. Knees repost, palms are repost. There's r… 06/21/2013 on Never give up on your dreams +3
#170 - I can't... 06/16/2013 on Adorable -1
#76 - ******** . Relationships don't end in fou… 06/14/2013 on Facebook (99) -2
#173 - I FEEL EVERYTHIIING. 06/13/2013 on Can't tell if lonely... 0
#158 - Picture 06/13/2013 on Can't tell if lonely... +5
#146 - Yeah. Borderlands 2. When the Goliath dies (On some occasions.… 06/11/2013 on Freddy Mercury 0
#138 - I'll make an exception for you.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Freddy Mercury 0
User avatar #140 - Blargosnarf (06/11/2013) [-]
From the picture I'm guessing the reference is Borderlands?
User avatar #146 - xxxansweredxxx (06/11/2013) [-]
Yeah. Borderlands 2. When the Goliath dies (On some occasions. And depending on if he's raging or not.) He'll scream "I FEEEL EEEVERRYYTHHIIIING." before going down.

Provides a great "Feel" reaction.
#84 - I FEEL EVVVEERRYTTHHIIIINNNG. (If you don't get…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Freddy Mercury +1
User avatar #98 - Blargosnarf (06/11/2013) [-]
Fine, I didn't want to talk in the first place. asshole.
User avatar #138 - xxxansweredxxx (06/11/2013) [-]
I'll make an exception for you.
User avatar #140 - Blargosnarf (06/11/2013) [-]
From the picture I'm guessing the reference is Borderlands?
User avatar #146 - xxxansweredxxx (06/11/2013) [-]
Yeah. Borderlands 2. When the Goliath dies (On some occasions. And depending on if he's raging or not.) He'll scream "I FEEEL EEEVERRYYTHHIIIING." before going down.

Provides a great "Feel" reaction.
User avatar #88 - sadshapshooter (06/11/2013) [-]
what if i get both
#34 - Lots of Tumblr posts today. We must have some serious comedic … 05/26/2013 on It's Lindsay +1
#115 - When that happens to me, I usually had already forgotten that … 05/26/2013 on Gamer problems +5
#265 - I'm okay with this. 05/15/2013 on Tyler the Creator +2
#254 - Caps Lock, cruise control for cool, my friend. 05/15/2013 on Tyler the Creator +1
#178 - And twelve more to remember that it wasn't the light bulb. The… 05/15/2013 on Feminism +5
#251 - HE WAS THE REASON THAT THE "CRRCHHHHEEYONG EYONG PRRRFFFF…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Tyler the Creator +1
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User avatar #254 - xxxansweredxxx (05/15/2013) [-]
Caps Lock, cruise control for cool, my friend.
#249 - **** YOU. YOU'RE USERNAME SOUNDS LIKE A CHEAP RIP…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Tyler the Creator +1
#266 - crankii (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #251 - xxxansweredxxx (05/15/2013) [-]
HE WAS THE REASON THAT THE "CRRCHHHHEEYONG EYONG PRRRFFFFT" SOUND OF DIAL-UP GOT TRADEMARKED.
#252 - thedevilsday has deleted their comment.
User avatar #254 - xxxansweredxxx (05/15/2013) [-]
Caps Lock, cruise control for cool, my friend.
#109 - Unrelated but...sauce...please... For...non-perverte…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on Phone found +1
User avatar #110 - datgermanguy (05/15/2013) [-]
Kiss x Sis
Have fun.
#247 - You ****** it up. You had one job. AND YOU BLEW IT.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Tyler the Creator +1
#248 - thedevilsday has deleted their comment.
User avatar #249 - xxxansweredxxx (05/15/2013) [-]
FUCK YOU. YOU'RE USERNAME SOUNDS LIKE A CHEAP RIPOFF OF A SKRILLEX SONG BY A GUY NAMED DEADR4T.
#266 - crankii (05/15/2013) [-]
#250 - thedevilsday has deleted their comment.
User avatar #251 - xxxansweredxxx (05/15/2013) [-]
HE WAS THE REASON THAT THE "CRRCHHHHEEYONG EYONG PRRRFFFFT" SOUND OF DIAL-UP GOT TRADEMARKED.
#252 - thedevilsday has deleted their comment.
User avatar #254 - xxxansweredxxx (05/15/2013) [-]
Caps Lock, cruise control for cool, my friend.
#120 - Hey, **** you, I'm on a slow internet. The build-… 05/15/2013 on Just Chuck Norris... -1
#200 - Waste of money on her part. She should be donating to the &quo…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on She's kinda a fag hag -2
#213 - Womens Study Major (05/15/2013) [-]
You missed the point entirely.
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#4 - abstractpink (05/26/2014) [-]
I HAVE BEEN DECIEVED
User avatar #5 to #4 - xxxansweredxxx (05/26/2014) [-]
WHO ARE YOU.
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abstractpink
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I...THANKS?
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ur whalecum
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User avatar #1 - Mebeshe (09/24/2012) [-]
Dude, I totally agree with you about Frodo. I can't stand him.
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