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#24 - Duck you man. That was totally ducked up. 10/17/2013 on Duxedo 0
#117 - That's literally all I see anymore. Tumblr posts with people t…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2013 on pasta 0
User avatar #118 - spidahridah (10/07/2013) [-]
You're not stuck up. Just a relatively mature person tired of finding yourself in a community with mainly premature people. It's quite understandable.

tl;dr: I know thy feel brother.
#113 - Caps Lock + Zero Spelling Skill + Zero Punctuation + Cussing =…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/07/2013 on pasta 0
#115 - spidahridah (10/07/2013) [-]
Don't worry, they'll probably sharpen their sense of humor when they get older.

I hope.
User avatar #117 - xxxansweredxxx (10/07/2013) [-]
That's literally all I see anymore. Tumblr posts with people typing crap like this. Giant essays of mispelled words, caps locked, and without any proper etiquette.

Maybe I'm just stuck up. But I don't see how this is funny. I see either a planned attempt at fitting in by a self-conscious fifteen year old with thousands of insecurities because his/her life outside of the internet is so astronomically fucked that he/she realizes that he/she is a social parasite who won't amount to anything. So they come home from school every day and cut themselves to try and prove a point. That's all it is, teenagers who cut themselves don't do it because of "The Pain", they do it for attention, blind sympathy, and emotional reward. Their parents are drunken, drug addicted, anger management cases who never loved them. So they go out, fuck anything that walks, makes fun of anything that doesn't walk correctly, go home and masturbate to all of the thumbs up they got on their Tumblr post so they don't feel like the failed abortion attempt that they are.

Or extreme laziness from the same type of person. Our generation, ladies and gentleman.

tl;dr Fuck everything, an hero, you dickless pieces of roadkill shit stains.
User avatar #118 - spidahridah (10/07/2013) [-]
You're not stuck up. Just a relatively mature person tired of finding yourself in a community with mainly premature people. It's quite understandable.

tl;dr: I know thy feel brother.
#58 - I am not swaying to your malcontent. 10/01/2013 on All My Friends 0
#105 - Carlos, I'm going to chop my own dick and balls off and wear t… 09/21/2013 on here hold this duck ( that... 0
#120 - Picture 09/19/2013 on Prediction failure 0
#119 - I imagine this. 09/19/2013 on Prediction failure +3
#114 - Also Satan. Hey, how's my request for superpowers coming along? 09/19/2013 on Prediction failure 0
#149 - such protest love gay much sign down with wbc … 09/19/2013 on Westboro baptist church 0
#19 - look guys, I made a sideways "i" am i avan… 09/16/2013 on A pipe cleaner wolf +8
#61 - Picture 09/16/2013 on The Glorious Gaben 0
#53 - Damn, that was the last of my Didney collection. It's been a p… 09/16/2013 on Girlfriend wants to have sex. 0
#51 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2013 on Girlfriend wants to have sex. +3
#52 - theonlytinman (09/16/2013) [-]
#53 - xxxansweredxxx (09/16/2013) [-]
Damn, that was the last of my Didney collection. It's been a pleasure, good sir. Have some thumbs.

#49 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 09/16/2013 on Girlfriend wants to have sex. +3
#50 - theonlytinman (09/16/2013) [-]
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#53 - xxxansweredxxx (09/16/2013) [-]
Damn, that was the last of my Didney collection. It's been a pleasure, good sir. Have some thumbs.

#47 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 09/16/2013 on Girlfriend wants to have sex. +1
#48 - theonlytinman (09/16/2013) [-]
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#53 - xxxansweredxxx (09/16/2013) [-]
Damn, that was the last of my Didney collection. It's been a pleasure, good sir. Have some thumbs.

#23 - I would. But she's already had one husband who died. She's wro… 09/16/2013 on would anyone bang my mom 0
#123 - I'm extremely glad I have the x's in my name, or this would ge… 09/03/2013 on Joke 0
#91 - MFW Description. Game Grumps, Metal Slug. &…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2013 on MEHICO +4
User avatar #146 - gerno (08/31/2013) [-]
CONGRATULATIONS YOU FOUND THE SAUCE
#263 - of the anime. doofus.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2013 on the past sucked apparently +1
User avatar #267 - stoicnick (08/29/2013) [-]
i don't know.
#259 - source?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2013 on the past sucked apparently 0
User avatar #266 - toguro (08/29/2013) [-]
Higurashi no naku koro ni
User avatar #262 - stoicnick (08/29/2013) [-]
it's a roll...random picture...
User avatar #263 - xxxansweredxxx (08/29/2013) [-]
of the anime. doofus.
User avatar #267 - stoicnick (08/29/2013) [-]
i don't know.
#78 - Picture 08/25/2013 on Best salad ever! +7
#45 - Picture 08/25/2013 on Chrome 0
#44 - Comment deleted 08/25/2013 on Chrome 0
#43 - If anyone is wondering. This is a clip from Grave Encounters 2…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/25/2013 on Chrome +3
#60 - lolsrsslybro (08/25/2013) [-]
i've been looking for good scary movies. can you suggest any other ones?
User avatar #103 - musicalninja (08/25/2013) [-]
Scary Movie 1,3,4
I haven't seen 5 but I here it sucks
User avatar #81 - dambusta (08/25/2013) [-]
dark skies, cloverfeld, grave encounters 1&2, paranormal activity trioligy, inbred, the others......... errr........ crazy about one direction? trust me my sister watched it while i was on the computer, its all about there insane fans and... erghh oh my god man its just, no
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#322 - So? Hindsight's 20/20. What's done is done and we're all bette… 08/23/2013 on Just maybe... 0
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#4 - abstractpink (05/26/2014) [-]
I HAVE BEEN DECIEVED
User avatar #5 to #4 - xxxansweredxxx (05/26/2014) [-]
WHO ARE YOU.
User avatar #6 to #5 - abstractpink (05/26/2014) [-]
abstractpink
User avatar #7 to #6 - xxxansweredxxx (05/26/2014) [-]
I...THANKS?
User avatar #8 to #7 - abstractpink (05/26/2014) [-]
ur whalecum
User avatar #3 - abstractpink (05/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - Mebeshe (09/24/2012) [-]
Dude, I totally agree with you about Frodo. I can't stand him.
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