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#361 - How is this cringe? This is ******* awesome. He d… 01/30/2014 on Cringe Compilation Part 2 +4
#19 - Picture 01/29/2014 on Thirsty Pussy +5
#40 - Picture 01/28/2014 on God wants you to drink +4
#37 - Picture 01/26/2014 on (untitled) +1
#151 - That one anime with the one dude and that chick in the place w… 01/26/2014 on I hate writing code 0
#503 - And this guy! 01/26/2014 on Good ol' U.S.A. +1
#502 - Plus this, to figure out what the **** the other …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2014 on Good ol' U.S.A. +1
#503 - xxxansweredxxx (01/26/2014) [-]
And this guy!
#498 - And this guy. Gonna need weapons, and a nice thick Australian accent.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Good ol' U.S.A. 0
#502 - xxxansweredxxx (01/26/2014) [-]
Plus this, to figure out what the fuck the other guys are saying. But I think I got most of it down.

Un Forestero! - The Foreigner!
Morir es Virir - To Die is to Live
Os voy a romper a pedazos! - I'll tear you apart.
Matalo! - Kill Him!
Muere - Die
Cerebros - Brains

And they keep talking about some dude named "Lord Saddler", not sure who the fuck that is. But we could probably use him.
#503 - xxxansweredxxx (01/26/2014) [-]
And this guy!
#496 - We'll need these guys. They are the best at following orders. …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Good ol' U.S.A. -1
#498 - xxxansweredxxx (01/26/2014) [-]
And this guy. Gonna need weapons, and a nice thick Australian accent.
#502 - xxxansweredxxx (01/26/2014) [-]
Plus this, to figure out what the fuck the other guys are saying. But I think I got most of it down.

Un Forestero! - The Foreigner!
Morir es Virir - To Die is to Live
Os voy a romper a pedazos! - I'll tear you apart.
Matalo! - Kill Him!
Muere - Die
Cerebros - Brains

And they keep talking about some dude named "Lord Saddler", not sure who the fuck that is. But we could probably use him.
#503 - xxxansweredxxx (01/26/2014) [-]
And this guy!
#136 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2014 on I hate writing code 0
User avatar #150 - xtoxicmuffinx (01/26/2014) [-]
what anime is that from
User avatar #151 - xxxansweredxxx (01/26/2014) [-]
That one anime with the one dude and that chick in the place with the plotline.
#493 - I say we riot.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Good ol' U.S.A. +4
#518 - azraelthemage (01/26/2014) [-]
Awesome. I know just the thing that'd start the riot.
User avatar #494 - sailorsmooth (01/26/2014) [-]
Hell yeah nigga. Let's start a riot.
#496 - xxxansweredxxx (01/26/2014) [-]
We'll need these guys. They are the best at following orders. Walking around blindly, attacking without morals. Plus, they come with pitchforks and torches, and knives, and chainsaws...and parasites.
#498 - xxxansweredxxx (01/26/2014) [-]
And this guy. Gonna need weapons, and a nice thick Australian accent.
#502 - xxxansweredxxx (01/26/2014) [-]
Plus this, to figure out what the fuck the other guys are saying. But I think I got most of it down.

Un Forestero! - The Foreigner!
Morir es Virir - To Die is to Live
Os voy a romper a pedazos! - I'll tear you apart.
Matalo! - Kill Him!
Muere - Die
Cerebros - Brains

And they keep talking about some dude named "Lord Saddler", not sure who the fuck that is. But we could probably use him.
#503 - xxxansweredxxx (01/26/2014) [-]
And this guy!
#7583484 - It's a sad day knowing the only time I get a notification is o… 01/26/2014 on retard forum 0
#88 - GOD DAMNIT ALL CAN'T YOU SEE I'M HURTING HERE!? I GOT ALL THIS… 01/26/2014 on Hi cold 0
#83 - Huh. That's odd. When I first saw it, I choked on my skittles.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2014 on It's Time to Shine 0
#88 - hankhillofthe (01/25/2014) [-]
Comedy is subjective!
#80 - What about this one?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2014 on It's Time to Shine +1
#82 - hankhillofthe (01/25/2014) [-]
It garnered a chuckle.
User avatar #83 - xxxansweredxxx (01/25/2014) [-]
Huh. That's odd. When I first saw it, I choked on my skittles.
#88 - hankhillofthe (01/25/2014) [-]
Comedy is subjective!
#79 - My name is Mr. Wilson and I'm here to say. I'm gonna smack you… 01/25/2014 on HYPER FRIGHT!!! +3
#141 - First thing I thought of was El Chupacabra. Not sure why. 01/24/2014 on Are you having fun? +1
#4 - Well. We know this. Black holes are so gravitationally powerfu…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/19/2014 on Teh Learnz +2
User avatar #6 - leafonthewind (01/19/2014) [-]
what happens to time in a black hole?
User avatar #5 - pacoseago (01/19/2014) [-]
Well, time is the rate of acceleration of particles, if I'm not mistaken. A Black Hole's gravity would be so strong that it prevents any matter in the center from accelerating. This would cause moments of paused time in the center of the black hole while further and further out of it particles would accelerate more, creating an abnormal and great shift within spacetime.
It's gravity inverses the normal "More energy=faster time" to "More energy=slower time".
User avatar #7 - leafonthewind (01/19/2014) [-]
its a schrodingers cat type situation
we will probably never know not in my lifetime
User avatar #8 - pacoseago (01/19/2014) [-]
When will they discover immortality?
User avatar #9 - leafonthewind (01/19/2014) [-]
not soon enough
User avatar #10 - pacoseago (01/19/2014) [-]
Dang. Death is going to be the end of me, I know it.
User avatar #11 - leafonthewind (01/19/2014) [-]
yeah it happens to the best of us
anyways
what do you think happens when a blackhole just generally fucks with the fabric of ther space-time continuum
User avatar #12 - pacoseago (01/19/2014) [-]
Well, I think that the most it can do is become incredibly close to pausing it, as pausing it would require an infinite supple of energy. It could cause matter to just behave abnormally, but I have no idea how.
User avatar #13 - leafonthewind (01/19/2014) [-]
this is shit we need to know
futurama probably has answers
User avatar #14 - pacoseago (01/19/2014) [-]
Probably. They're 1000 years in the future!
User avatar #15 - leafonthewind (01/19/2014) [-]
I have to go deliver a pizza to I.C.Weiner
see you later
User avatar #16 - pacoseago (01/19/2014) [-]
Alright. Try to not lean in any chairs.
#36 - I don't need the sauce. 01/16/2014 on is funny cus he bald +30
#315 - Is the wrong answer. 01/16/2014 on Lock code 0
#314 - **xxxansweredxxx rolls 592** minus this  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on Lock code 0
User avatar #315 - xxxansweredxxx (01/16/2014) [-]
Is the wrong answer.
#313 - **xxxansweredxxx rolls 1,936** The answer...  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Lock code 0
User avatar #314 - xxxansweredxxx (01/16/2014) [-]
**xxxansweredxxx rolls 592** minus this
User avatar #315 - xxxansweredxxx (01/16/2014) [-]
Is the wrong answer.
#12 - I was only there for a few months. No crazy parties. Nothing l… 01/16/2014 on Presidential Treatment 0
#10 - Clovis, gateway to the Sierras. Literally, there's a suggestio… 01/16/2014 on Presidential Treatment 0
#9 - Clovis isn't much better. Lmao. And technically, you're still …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Presidential Treatment 0
User avatar #11 - Soviet Savior (01/16/2014) [-]
ha. ive been to some awesome parties in that apartment complex. onetime we had 200 people there and the cops came to break it up even chief Dyre came to see what the fuck was going on.
User avatar #12 - xxxansweredxxx (01/16/2014) [-]
I was only there for a few months. No crazy parties. Nothing like what I've seen from the UV's. Or ANYTHING EVER on Cedar/Barstow.



We need to hang out. What's your Skype/Facebook? Message it to me.
User avatar #10 - xxxansweredxxx (01/16/2014) [-]
Clovis, gateway to the Sierras. Literally, there's a suggestion of a BETTER place you can go in the fucking title.
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#4 - abstractpink (05/26/2014) [-]
I HAVE BEEN DECIEVED
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WHO ARE YOU.
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I...THANKS?
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ur whalecum
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User avatar #1 - Mebeshe (09/24/2012) [-]
Dude, I totally agree with you about Frodo. I can't stand him.
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