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#126 - Look at this hipster.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2012 on Gangnam Style Billion +4
#127 - mattisdhabest (12/23/2012) [-]
Well I sound like a hipster but honestly, the same fucking song and horse dance is all I see everyday, shit gets old real quick
User avatar #129 - xxxansweredxxx (12/23/2012) [-]
Can't argue with that. I have no problem with the song. But the fact that everyone, everywhere is doing it like it's fucking breathing is quite annoying.
#111 - I agree. Why they don't is beyond me. 12/22/2012 on I thought it was the end, I... +1
#271 - I'm in Canada. No one gets raped here. Unless you live in Toronto. 12/22/2012 on Ouch 0
#80 - Oh crap, I forgot, I'm not allowed to have an opinion on Funny…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2012 on The fool! -2
#83 - bisharp has deleted their comment.
User avatar #84 - xxxansweredxxx (12/25/2012) [-]
Huh? "I hate that fucking hat" is an opinion.
#68 - I hate that ******* hat. Someone make him take it…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2012 on The fool! -6
User avatar #72 - sneakypudding (12/22/2012) [-]
He's not a grown man..hes a frogman..get it right.
#70 - Mexicandude (12/22/2012) [-]
Seems like someone is going through his teenage years.
#20 - He always looks so angry. 12/22/2012 on Supporter win +2
#155 - That's just not true. Every minute, someone gets raped? …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2012 on Ouch 0
#165 - Womens Study Major (12/22/2012) [-]
on average yes. and I don't think this is counting just the US
User avatar #271 - xxxansweredxxx (12/22/2012) [-]
I'm in Canada. No one gets raped here. Unless you live in Toronto.
#63 - Merry Christmas my friend from overseas. :3  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on I thought it was the end, I... +4
User avatar #71 - zakaizer (12/22/2012) [-]
Good god that is utterly adorable! :3
#60 - Dude....that's ridiculous. Well **** , if you ever…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2012 on I thought it was the end, I... +1
User avatar #62 - zakaizer (12/22/2012) [-]
Thanks for the advice, man, I'll keep it in mind.

Merry Christmas! :)
#63 - xxxansweredxxx (12/22/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas my friend from overseas. :3
User avatar #71 - zakaizer (12/22/2012) [-]
Good god that is utterly adorable! :3
#56 - Cartons. Dude just go to your local grocery. Go to the Milk an…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2012 on I thought it was the end, I... +1
User avatar #59 - zakaizer (12/22/2012) [-]
Just asked my parents, they said it's not in England...
User avatar #60 - xxxansweredxxx (12/22/2012) [-]
Dude....that's ridiculous. Well shit, if you ever find yourself in the states during the holidays. Pick yourself up a carton. It's good stuff, mate.
User avatar #62 - zakaizer (12/22/2012) [-]
Thanks for the advice, man, I'll keep it in mind.

Merry Christmas! :)
#63 - xxxansweredxxx (12/22/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas my friend from overseas. :3
User avatar #71 - zakaizer (12/22/2012) [-]
Good god that is utterly adorable! :3
#54 - Read my first comment. I love egg nog, loved it ever …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/22/2012 on I thought it was the end, I... 0
User avatar #55 - zakaizer (12/22/2012) [-]
......Wonder how much it would cost to import a few bottles? Do they come in bottles?
User avatar #56 - xxxansweredxxx (12/22/2012) [-]
Cartons. Dude just go to your local grocery. Go to the Milk and Produce and look for it. They HAVE to have Egg Nog in the U.K., I just can't wrap my head around them NOT having it.
User avatar #59 - zakaizer (12/22/2012) [-]
Just asked my parents, they said it's not in England...
User avatar #60 - xxxansweredxxx (12/22/2012) [-]
Dude....that's ridiculous. Well shit, if you ever find yourself in the states during the holidays. Pick yourself up a carton. It's good stuff, mate.
User avatar #62 - zakaizer (12/22/2012) [-]
Thanks for the advice, man, I'll keep it in mind.

Merry Christmas! :)
#63 - xxxansweredxxx (12/22/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas my friend from overseas. :3
User avatar #71 - zakaizer (12/22/2012) [-]
Good god that is utterly adorable! :3
#52 - Egg nog is....well it's......I mean it's kind of like....... …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/22/2012 on I thought it was the end, I... +1
User avatar #53 - zakaizer (12/22/2012) [-]
Not to my knowledge, never seen it anywhere, is it really as good as Americans say it is?
#54 - xxxansweredxxx (12/22/2012) [-]
Read my first comment.

I love egg nog, loved it ever since I was a wee lad. They have regular egg nog and alcoholic egg nog. But the alcoholic kind is disgusting.

I know a lot of people who don't like Egg Nog. But then again, I know a lot of people who absolutely love it. So it's really drinker's preference.
User avatar #55 - zakaizer (12/22/2012) [-]
......Wonder how much it would cost to import a few bottles? Do they come in bottles?
User avatar #56 - xxxansweredxxx (12/22/2012) [-]
Cartons. Dude just go to your local grocery. Go to the Milk and Produce and look for it. They HAVE to have Egg Nog in the U.K., I just can't wrap my head around them NOT having it.
User avatar #59 - zakaizer (12/22/2012) [-]
Just asked my parents, they said it's not in England...
User avatar #60 - xxxansweredxxx (12/22/2012) [-]
Dude....that's ridiculous. Well shit, if you ever find yourself in the states during the holidays. Pick yourself up a carton. It's good stuff, mate.
User avatar #62 - zakaizer (12/22/2012) [-]
Thanks for the advice, man, I'll keep it in mind.

Merry Christmas! :)
#63 - xxxansweredxxx (12/22/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas my friend from overseas. :3
User avatar #71 - zakaizer (12/22/2012) [-]
Good god that is utterly adorable! :3
#47 - HOW DO YOU THUMB DOWN EGG NOG!? 12/22/2012 on I thought it was the end, I... +3
#46 - Egg Nog is what Moses led the Isrealites through the Red Sea t…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2012 on I thought it was the end, I... +5
User avatar #75 - nachoiscool (12/22/2012) [-]
Its whats in the fountain of youth, its the only thing that can physically lift your soul from the depths of despair. They should sell it year round
User avatar #111 - xxxansweredxxx (12/22/2012) [-]
I agree. Why they don't is beyond me.
#48 - upyoursnumbnuts (12/22/2012) [-]
I still say its elf cum.
#91 - Mfw Saran Wrap. 12/22/2012 on For illegal parking +2
#74 - That's one hell of a bowl cut you got goin' there. 12/22/2012 on Apocalypse prank +1
#40 - One of the biggest reasons I love the Holidays... ...…  [+] (21 new replies) 12/22/2012 on I thought it was the end, I... +26
#87 - hairydickfarts (12/22/2012) [-]
^this
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User avatar #50 - zakaizer (12/22/2012) [-]
Britfag here, this question has always baffled me: What actually is eggnog?
#74 - swagbot (12/22/2012) [-]
You poor, poor soul. You have not lived until you have sampled the Nog of the Egg
Let us consult...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggnog

Basically Milk, Egg Yolks, Cream, Sugar all pulled into a frothy drink, plus nutmeg and cinnamon.

make it. Buy it. DRINK IT. LOVE IT.
User avatar #52 - xxxansweredxxx (12/22/2012) [-]
Egg nog is....well it's......I mean it's kind of like.......

Fuck O_o I don't actually know....It's a somewhat thick drink that has egg, sugar, and some other additives that just make it taste fucking brilliant. They don't sell Egg Nog in Britain?
User avatar #53 - zakaizer (12/22/2012) [-]
Not to my knowledge, never seen it anywhere, is it really as good as Americans say it is?
#54 - xxxansweredxxx (12/22/2012) [-]
Read my first comment.

I love egg nog, loved it ever since I was a wee lad. They have regular egg nog and alcoholic egg nog. But the alcoholic kind is disgusting.

I know a lot of people who don't like Egg Nog. But then again, I know a lot of people who absolutely love it. So it's really drinker's preference.
User avatar #55 - zakaizer (12/22/2012) [-]
......Wonder how much it would cost to import a few bottles? Do they come in bottles?
User avatar #56 - xxxansweredxxx (12/22/2012) [-]
Cartons. Dude just go to your local grocery. Go to the Milk and Produce and look for it. They HAVE to have Egg Nog in the U.K., I just can't wrap my head around them NOT having it.
User avatar #59 - zakaizer (12/22/2012) [-]
Just asked my parents, they said it's not in England...
User avatar #60 - xxxansweredxxx (12/22/2012) [-]
Dude....that's ridiculous. Well shit, if you ever find yourself in the states during the holidays. Pick yourself up a carton. It's good stuff, mate.
User avatar #62 - zakaizer (12/22/2012) [-]
Thanks for the advice, man, I'll keep it in mind.

Merry Christmas! :)
#63 - xxxansweredxxx (12/22/2012) [-]
Merry Christmas my friend from overseas. :3
User avatar #71 - zakaizer (12/22/2012) [-]
Good god that is utterly adorable! :3
User avatar #47 - xxxansweredxxx (12/22/2012) [-]
HOW DO YOU THUMB DOWN EGG NOG!?
#45 - hugejuggernaut (12/22/2012) [-]
#43 - upyoursnumbnuts (12/22/2012) [-]
Eggnog is what comes out after God is done fapping.
User avatar #46 - xxxansweredxxx (12/22/2012) [-]
Egg Nog is what Moses led the Isrealites through the Red Sea to get to.
User avatar #75 - nachoiscool (12/22/2012) [-]
Its whats in the fountain of youth, its the only thing that can physically lift your soul from the depths of despair. They should sell it year round
User avatar #111 - xxxansweredxxx (12/22/2012) [-]
I agree. Why they don't is beyond me.
#48 - upyoursnumbnuts (12/22/2012) [-]
I still say its elf cum.
#45 - Picture 12/22/2012 on The Worst +15
#44 - MFW  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on The Worst 0
#55 - Womens Study Major (12/22/2012) [-]
Nigger
#117 - NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE 12/22/2012 on Help? +5
#103 - Picture 12/22/2012 on thank you +13
#131 - "Le" and "Wild Train" and "Tunnel App…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on Troll train +6
User avatar #133 - flippytrixfordiner (12/22/2012) [-]
bro dude, bro this was waaaaayyyyyy back when that shit was cash (funny)
#37 - And the people rejoiced. 12/22/2012 on Leave him a trail of Donuts.. +2
#69 - Comments below: Everyone acting like their FunnyJunk account i… 12/22/2012 on Choosing Passwords 0
#88 - Jesus christ.... 12/21/2012 on Get lost +1
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WHO ARE YOU.
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User avatar #1 - Mebeshe (09/24/2012) [-]
Dude, I totally agree with you about Frodo. I can't stand him.
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