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Date Signed Up:4/15/2011
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#11 - 10/10  [+] (34 new replies) 12/20/2014 on MySpace(3) +176
#59 - stifflimb (12/20/2014) [-]
Here you go, here's an wood screw, now take away that damn bolt.
User avatar #21 - fadetometallica (12/20/2014) [-]
Wood bolt. Makes sense.
User avatar #30 - slothboner (12/20/2014) [-]
thats not a fucking bolt you half witted cunt nugget its a fucking screw. burn in hell faggot
#70 - fadetometallica (12/20/2014) [-]
That's a bolt. I'm a mechanic on multimillion dollar attack aircraft in the Air Force. I know a fucking bolt when I see one. Hexagonal head with no slot for a screwdriver? Bolt. Round head with slot for a screwdriver? Screw. Screwdrivers drive screws. So how would a screwdriver drive something with no slot for a screwdriver?
User avatar #75 - slothboner (12/20/2014) [-]
Of course you're a military fag, how does it feel to know the government doesn't give a fuck about you? You're literally expendable lol. I hope you die, and all of your other air force fag friends.
User avatar #83 - fadetometallica (12/21/2014) [-]
You're not very good at trolling.
User avatar #87 - slothboner (12/21/2014) [-]
i actually meant the main point though. but yeah im bored.
#88 - fadetometallica (12/21/2014) [-]
You're right though. The military is changing. Seems like they don't give a shit about us anymore. They don't care about morale as long as we keep fixing our jets and making sorties. One of our crew chiefs died in a motorcycle accident last week and we didn't even stop flying for one day for his friends to mourn him.
User avatar #89 - slothboner (12/21/2014) [-]
Yeah my 3 best friends are in the military. One Marines, one navy, and one air reserve. If one of them ever got deployed somewhere and died for nothing I would be sad, but I could still probably jerk off that day.
User avatar #90 - fadetometallica (12/21/2014) [-]
Well at least you have your priorities set
User avatar #91 - slothboner (12/21/2014) [-]
I have to cum every 4 hours or It builds up inside of me a lot and it will build pressure until my lungs can't expand. Sam thing with my poop
#53 - arolexion (12/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #45 - fuckingtrolls (12/20/2014) [-]
ur stupid m8
User avatar #38 - silentark (12/20/2014) [-]
uhhh, yeah, hate to break it to you. but thats a bolt LEARN SOME FUCKING TRADE TERMS BEFORE BITCHING ABOUT THEM YOU UNEDUCATED FUCK
User avatar #36 - myfourthaccount (12/20/2014) [-]
don't know where you're getting your hardware terminology but that is most definitely a bolt
User avatar #35 - itsmewaffle (12/20/2014) [-]
>no screw head
ur a nut
User avatar #69 - slothboner (12/20/2014) [-]
Its clearly a screw, go find some swag faggot you appear to have lost yours. dumb gfaggot
#50 - lawlfailwinepic (12/20/2014) [-]
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#14 - toncheky (12/20/2014) [-]
the f-






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User avatar #52 - peas (12/20/2014) [-]
care to explain`?
User avatar #72 - toncheky (12/20/2014) [-]
It's a wooden screw, "wood screw", > "would screw", > "would fuck"
User avatar #60 - imadeanaccountforu (12/20/2014) [-]
It's a nut. Wood. nut.
Would nut in her mouth.
It's a joke.
User avatar #84 - fadetometallica (12/21/2014) [-]
It's a bolt. Nuts screw onto bolts to hold things together.
User avatar #85 - imadeanaccountforu (12/21/2014) [-]
I understand now. Thank you though.
User avatar #86 - fadetometallica (12/21/2014) [-]
Not a problem.
User avatar #71 - toncheky (12/20/2014) [-]
lol no, woodscrew as "would screw", would fuck
User avatar #73 - imadeanaccountforu (12/20/2014) [-]
But wait... I don't work in woodshop. Is that a Nut Bolt or Screw? Cause i'm Confucked.
User avatar #74 - toncheky (12/20/2014) [-]
By definition it's a bolt/nut, but for the sake of the joke, let's call it screw.
#76 - imadeanaccountforu (12/20/2014) [-]
Oh... Kay. Still don't understand but i will let it go.
User avatar #77 - toncheky (12/20/2014) [-]
How do you not? wood sounds like would, screw is acronym for fuck, so wood screw means would fuck.
User avatar #81 - imadeanaccountforu (12/20/2014) [-]
Now i understand Sorry. Not the best at this. Rather just jerk off and not worry about it.
User avatar #82 - toncheky (12/20/2014) [-]
lol true, np
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