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#1094 - No problem, I agree 20 miles is definitely out of walking rang… 04/16/2014 on 404 title not found 0
#1080 - No one said to walk 20 miles. #6 to #2 - cuddletug (…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on 404 title not found 0
User avatar #1084 - approval (04/16/2014) [-]
Ahh my bad. I took what your were implying out of context then. Me for example, if it's 5 miles or less away I'll walk or bike rather than using my car.
#1094 - xxmemosxx (04/16/2014) [-]
No problem, I agree 20 miles is definitely out of walking range unless you want to make an entire day out of it but I think more people need to walk or cycle shorter distances. Not even an environmentalist, I just think it's so damn lazy and most people are getting pretty fat nowadays, even myself, despite the fact I only weigh 11 stone.
#39 - what about his feet?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on HM01 0
User avatar #41 - swagloon (04/16/2014) [-]
He has blades on them too but I suppose he can grab is ankle. But that won't really help.
#58 - Yet I still want to see it 04/16/2014 on I've seen some shit +1
#74 - Unfortunately the comment we were looking for is "naggers" 04/16/2014 on Tags 0
#986 - walk you lazy ********  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2014 on 404 title not found +2
User avatar #1076 - approval (04/16/2014) [-]
Yes, it's logical to walk some where that you need to go that just happens to be lets say 20 miles away and your in a rural area that has no public transportation.
#1080 - xxmemosxx (04/16/2014) [-]
No one said to walk 20 miles.

#6 to #2 - cuddletug (22 hours ago) [-]
"I think OP means: why does every place have to be directly accessible by car? And why do so many people use their cars for such little distances?"
User avatar #1084 - approval (04/16/2014) [-]
Ahh my bad. I took what your were implying out of context then. Me for example, if it's 5 miles or less away I'll walk or bike rather than using my car.
#1094 - xxmemosxx (04/16/2014) [-]
No problem, I agree 20 miles is definitely out of walking range unless you want to make an entire day out of it but I think more people need to walk or cycle shorter distances. Not even an environmentalist, I just think it's so damn lazy and most people are getting pretty fat nowadays, even myself, despite the fact I only weigh 11 stone.
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#224 - but everyone does that... 04/14/2014 on Tradition 0
#139 - >No homo 04/11/2014 on Mindblow 0
#139 - That's why you're an ******* 04/11/2014 on dogs 0

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User avatar #98 - sleepyjesus (02/19/2014) [-]
You have been randomly visited by Sleepy Jesus.

You are #22 of many
#99 to #98 - xxmemosxx (02/19/2014) [-]
Hi Jesus.
Hi Jesus.
User avatar #78 - damping ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
Its okay xxmemosxx. Maybe one day senpai will notice your country and people won't look at you like the piece of dirt you are. One can only hope. I'll enjoy my time living in the greatest country on Earth. Jealousy does not look good on you.
#79 to #78 - xxmemosxx (02/12/2014) [-]
hahaha you ****** , you're so mad. I don't live in a **** hole country, you do. www.youtube.com/watch?v=16K6m3Ua2nw

User avatar #82 to #79 - damping ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
Also. Your name in Spanish is idiot. How fitting.
#84 to #82 - xxmemosxx (02/12/2014) [-]
No, it's not Spanish again, such ignorance. Memos is an English word, as in memorandum it's a rip off of xxmemesxx with a different vowel. Seriously, are you the average by-product of your nations fantastic educational facilities? Damn son, you're in a worst state than I thought.
User avatar #86 to #84 - damping ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
But memos literally means idiots in Spanish, whether you meant that or not. IF you call that ignorance, I have to assume you have no grasp of the word. Also youa re implying I know who xxmemesxx is.

I know memo is an English word as well. But since your a taco lover, it is clear it is Spanish for you.
#90 to #86 - xxmemosxx (02/12/2014) [-]
It seems you're wrong again. Idiot in Spanish is idiota. Are you literally just pulling this stuff out of your ass or is this what you're taught?
User avatar #91 to #90 - damping ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
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You are legally retarded. They can have multiple words for the same thing. Its called a synonym.
#92 to #91 - xxmemosxx (02/12/2014) [-]
Legally retarded? Because I'm on an English speaking website and you claim my name is Spanish, despite the fact there is an English version of the word? Yup, makes sense.
User avatar #94 to #92 - damping ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
That's cause you are a dirty Taco Eater.
User avatar #80 to #79 - damping ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
A youtube video. Wow what a source. Argentina is a ****** country dude, and you are not white. Name 1 thing your country is better at.
#81 to #80 - xxmemosxx (02/12/2014) [-]
hahahahahaha Argentina? You on crack? Americas greatest export
User avatar #83 to #81 - damping ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
Please we don't export our crack, we smoke it. Get it right.
#85 to #83 - xxmemosxx (02/12/2014) [-]
You created it, you exported the idea to other countries. My mistake. At least I can accept my errors, unlike your parents
User avatar #88 to #85 - damping ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
Also just to let you know. The US is more educated than the UK. Remember we have over 50 of the top 100 universities in the world.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Education_Index

We also have a higher mean and median GDP per capita, so an American worker is worth more than you teeth-less badgers. We have way more Nobel Prizes, and are only 1% more overweight than you guys. Plus the UK is our bitch. Maybe if you moved to Argentina it would be a win win. You would be with your own kind, and UK would improve almost instantly. One more chav removed.
#89 to #88 - xxmemosxx (02/12/2014) [-]
I don't live in the UK, I live in Jersey, top 5 highest GDP per capita in the world (20% more than the US). We also have better grades than the UK, we also don't suffer an obesity problem like the UK, we don't have chavs, we're not Americas bitch considering we essentially steal plenty of YOUR money as we have extremely lax taxes.

"are you implying they aborted me" No I'm saying they should have but from your anger issues they probably neglected you anyway. Also, Taco Bell? No thanks, I like my intestines to not burn with the force of a thousand suns. I really don't understand where you keep getting this idea that I'm Argentinian, especially since you're the one who seems to know so much about about the Spanish language. Are you the hispanic version of a self-hating Jew?

This is fun. Got anything else?
User avatar #93 to #89 - damping ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
There is no way you are from Jersey. People from Jersey don't say America is a continent. People from Jersey also don't hate America. I am from New York btw, so your efforts in trying to make yourself look better are pretty futile. Obesity rates in Jersey are just as high as the rest of the US.

The Argentinian thing was just supposed to annoy you.

Please post something that makes one iota of sense next time.
#95 to #93 - xxmemosxx (02/13/2014) [-]
Pssst. Of course I don't think the Americas are called America, I'm not retarded. I never said I hated America either but I am from Jersey.

You acted like an ass in your reply to that other guy, I was bored (Wednesday night, horrible weather, football hadn't started) you don't seem like the average moron on this site, I thought I'd have some fun I did, sorry if I caused any real offence

I hope this post makes sense this time.
User avatar #96 to #95 - damping ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
Dude. Ask konradkurze about me. The entire point of account is go overboard against people who rip on America. I love the arguments that ensue.
#97 to #96 - xxmemosxx (02/13/2014) [-]
Haha brilliant! I think I've had the odd argument with him myself arguing on behalf of America.

I usually try not to be "that guy" who slags off America but sometimes it's just so much fun to do to the hurr durr 'Murica can do no wrong crowd, at least on FJ you come across the occasional person who can argue a point. I used to do it on youtube but the replies you get on there are just too unbearable and you just give up.
User avatar #87 to #85 - damping ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
Exported an idea? What port did that go through? Also are you implying that they aborted me? Dude you are all over the place. Do you need some Taco Bell?
User avatar #60 - meganinja ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
I feel insulted somebody going around with a knock off account of mine is thumbing down my **** .
#61 to #60 - xxmemosxx (02/05/2014) [-]
I'm sooooo sorry... I can't believe I insulted you, how rude of me.

Last time I checked thumb downs mean nothing it's not worth anything of value but a way of expressing an opinion. If I thumbed down something of yours, well, who cares? I'm sure there's comments of yours I've thumbed up.

Also, your account? You might want to have a word with twi because he claims xxmemesxx is his account.
User avatar #62 to #61 - meganinja ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
I was kinda joking. But I thought xxmemesxx was Miscarriage's
#63 to #62 - xxmemosxx (02/05/2014) [-]
Sorry for the mini essay explaining thumbs, I've only just got home from work but it was still probably a bit unnecessary.

But now I'm intrigued... who is xxmemesxx? Is it twi? miscarriage? The 1989 Denver broncos?
User avatar #73 to #63 - miscarriage (02/05/2014) [-]
me and twi'
#75 to #73 - xxmemosxx (02/06/2014) [-]
Damn, so no Denver Broncos? I really thought I was onto something there

Oh well, mystery solved I guess.

p.s. Any news on who's closest to -400? You guys seem to have given up
User avatar #77 to #75 - miscarriage (02/06/2014) [-]
Ya, i dunno
User avatar #64 to #63 - meganinja ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
I don't know but I Was the one who started making the alternate accounts to troll whoever it was. I thought it was Miscarriage because he seemed to care the most when I was sullying xxmemesxx's name.
User avatar #68 to #64 - twi (02/05/2014) [-]
it was me
User avatar #69 to #68 - meganinja ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
ahh. Then why was he the one raging?
User avatar #70 to #69 - twi (02/05/2014) [-]
he helped me with the account

but i made it
User avatar #71 to #70 - meganinja ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
Helped you with it? Like you gave him the password?
User avatar #74 to #71 - miscarriage (02/05/2014) [-]
it was both twi' and i
User avatar #72 to #71 - twi (02/05/2014) [-]
yeah
me and him share passwords


we're gay like that
#76 to #72 - xxmemosxx (02/06/2014) [-]
So.... who's the big spoon?
#65 to #64 - xxmemosxx (02/05/2014) [-]
Damn, I thought I was the first one. Now you mention it I remember him downvoting a few of my early comments, it could be.

Did xxmemesxx ever make it to -400?
User avatar #67 to #65 - meganinja ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
and I made my first xxmemesxx troll account a full 1 day before you.
User avatar #66 to #65 - meganinja ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
I doubt it.
#58 to #56 - xxmemosxx (01/22/2014) [-]
haha I'm not mad, you're the one who went thru my last 20 posts to thumb them down because I disagreed with your opinion
#59 to #58 - EpicAnon (01/23/2014) [-]
2 mo. old account knows the opinion of FJ.
User avatar #52 - xxxxxmemesxxxxx (01/17/2014) [-]
Alas, the jig is up, for I have located you. Explain this tomfoolerly lest I should be tempted to take more serious actions.
#53 to #52 - xxmemosxx (01/20/2014) [-]
Hold on just a minuten. You are also an imposter! How dare you also create a spoof account the same day as myself.
Hold on just a minuten. You are also an imposter! How dare you also create a spoof account the same day as myself.
User avatar #54 to #53 - xxxxxmemesxxxxx (01/20/2014) [-]
Ah, but you cannot comprehend my madness. This is not my only account for this, as I am the owner of many others
#55 to #54 - xxmemosxx (01/20/2014) [-]
Bitch, you cray cray
User avatar #48 - tittentei (01/15/2014) [-]
hey man how are you?
#49 to #48 - xxmemosxx (01/15/2014) [-]
hey bud, fine thanks and you?

I don't mean to be rude but why did you add me? Not complaining, I don't have any FJ friends anyway
User avatar #50 to #49 - tittentei (01/15/2014) [-]
i think you have nice opinions that makes people mad and i share some of them
#51 to #50 - xxmemosxx (01/15/2014) [-]
Haha yeah, FJ seems to get a bit irate when you pose simple, logical responses to touchy subjects anything bashing America, religion or war

Thanks for the add tho
#45 - onlineatheist **User deleted account** (12/18/2013) [-]
blocked

thank you for your time
#47 to #45 - xxmemosxx (12/18/2013) [-]
haha wow, you downvoted as many comments of mine you could find? You really are mad, ****** .
#46 to #45 - xxmemosxx (12/18/2013) [-]
wahh wahh. I downvoted your comment, don't get so mad.
User avatar #42 - propanex ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
lol you tried to comment as anon but I know it was you

******
#44 to #42 - xxmemosxx (12/06/2013) [-]
u mad? yeah u mad ahahaha ******
#43 to #42 - xxmemosxx (12/05/2013) [-]
Nope, sorry I havent commented once today, too hungover. You're probably just disliked.
#25 - thebastardbeaver (11/20/2013) [-]
Why do bitch about the US all the time? I mean all your comments are and that doesn't really bother me, I'm just curious. Did the Americans come bomb your house and **** your mom? I hear they're really bad about doing that this time of year. Why all the "Murcia is stupid and mean to people" talk?
#26 to #25 - xxmemosxx (11/20/2013) [-]
You mean 3 comments about USA giving less aid per capita than 18 other countries? Sorry, I don't think you know what "all the time" means. Or "bitch".
#27 to #26 - thebastardbeaver (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm not American I was just wondering why. We live right above them and Americas pretty awesome unless you go to Alabama or some ******** like that. There's just been a bunch of butt hurt Europeans bitching about the US as of late. I was just curious as to why. I can tell you're one of them as you had that image in your reaction folders.
#28 to #27 - xxmemosxx (11/20/2013) [-]
I never said you were American & again, I never said anything bad about America.

"As of late" Are you new to the internet or just people from outside North American borders? It's not a new fad, people have been "hating" on America since it's inception. Also, I'd just like to point out, it's not just Europe, it's most of Asia, Africa & South America as well. I'm not "one of those", sure there are plenty of things that irk me about America, it's people & it's government, but there are plenty of aspects that I do like. Just like with nearly every other country in the world. Irish? I can find a hundred reasons to hate them and a hundred more to love them. Same with Russians, Aussies, any other nationality you can name.

Criticism =/= hate

"Did the Americans come bomb your house and **** your mom?"

You sounded like a child, hence the reaction pic, which I made just now, it took all of 30 seconds.
#30 to #28 - thebastardbeaver (11/20/2013) [-]
Calm down kid, it was really out of curiosity, nothing more. You seemed like a more level headed " **** the US" type guy so I asked you. It's been going on for a while on sites with stupid people like 9fag, but FJ wasn't particularly bad until lately, perhaps I'm just noticing a lot more, I just never understood it I've visited several parts of America and the people were nicer than most anyone up here.
#31 to #30 - xxmemosxx (11/20/2013) [-]
I was most certainly calm writing my reply... it may have read as angry but t'was not how it sounded in my head.

Hmmm, I've noticed it most of my life. But I'm British... we have a disdain for EVERYTHING. In my opinion though, I think most of the hate stems from the whole "We're America, we're #1, blah blah blah" arrogance. Sure, be proud of your country, celebrate it but there's a limit to how much ******** like with the giving aid discussion others can put up with, especially when it comes with a side serving of arrogance & ignorance.

A lot of the hate isn't aimed so much at the people but at the government, the culture & how the American media portrays America but they're a lot harder to argue with, so people argue with random strangers (who probably aren't even American) on the internet.
#32 to #31 - thebastardbeaver (11/20/2013) [-]
I can see where I came across as an ass in my first message, that's typically how I talk with friends and bitching just means talking about something to me. After looking at some of your comments I see I was mistaken in thinking you were one of those that every other statement that comes out of their mouth is about "Murcia" and how they're all fat rednecks, but I just saw like 4 posts about America and took you as one of those people so I do apologize for that. I've noticed that very few of the people that absolutely hate people are British, most British people seem to not really care so I really have no idea which country a lot of this comes from.
#33 to #32 - xxmemosxx (11/20/2013) [-]
Hey, no problem. In all fairness I can be that guy, but usually it's only when battling stupid or an American trying to rip on Europe using flawed logic, but I have been known to do the opposite and stick up for America if someone's acting truely retarded.

England isn't far off Switzerland in that we're very neutral. We don't hate much (except the French), but we don't love much either, we're very... meh. Except Bieber. We all hate Bieber.
#34 to #33 - thebastardbeaver (11/20/2013) [-]
Everyone hates that little **** . We don't claim him, the only ones that like him are spoiled hormonal ******** that parents never tell no. I was really hoping his popularity would have been dead by now and he would be a nobody again but it hasn't happened.
#35 to #34 - xxmemosxx (11/20/2013) [-]
Agreed. Him and Miley Cyrus. I was praying that after all the hoopla with the pair of them constantly in the news, that people would come to the realisation that these 2 need to be taken out of media spotlight and sent to a mental health facility but nope. I'm 99% sure they're gaining popularity through it all.
User avatar #13 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
stop stalking me ******
#14 to #13 - xxmemosxx (11/19/2013) [-]
You're on a public domain website... Your comments are available for everyone to see. If I happen to see comments on content that I am currently viewing, I'm thumbing the **** out of it liek ur MUM, faget, lolz qq
User avatar #15 to #14 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
turn that thumb down instead
#16 to #15 - xxmemosxx (11/19/2013) [-]
Done. Someone already followed suit and thumbed you up though.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
well i wasnt expecting that, thanks i guess


www.funnyjunk.com/channel/sonicftwxd-fans you should join my fan channel
#18 to #17 - xxmemosxx (11/19/2013) [-]
Haha no problem... I was starting to get bored of finding troll comments for the sole purpose of thumbing them up anyway. I'm not even trying to get the pink name so I don't know why I bothered in the 1st place
User avatar #19 to #18 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
you should help me get a pink username, i want that ****
#20 to #19 - xxmemosxx (11/19/2013) [-]
haha I'll try. Who's leading the chase so far? (i've got some free time, I'm only at work, I might keep an eye out to hand out green thumbs)
User avatar #21 to #20 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
Someone who has an oddly *********** close name to you

xxme.mexx (Remove the . ) dont want to alert him
#22 to #21 - xxmemosxx (11/19/2013) [-]
Yeah I created the name for the sole purpose of trolling him... I got bored after 2 posts and now use it as my main account

I'll keep green thumbing him but I was hardly making a dent to his -200 posts Damn, he's good
User avatar #23 to #22 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
Well he's in the lead so far
User avatar #24 to #23 - mexx (11/19/2013) [-]
what.
#29 to #24 - xxmemosxx (11/20/2013) [-]
ermmmm....
ermmmm....
User avatar #1 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/18/2013) [-]
you're a filthy jew
#2 to #1 - xxmemosxx (11/18/2013) [-]
I can't be Jewish. I hand out green thumbs, not hoard them
User avatar #3 to #2 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/18/2013) [-]
**** you then you filthy american
User avatar #5 to #4 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/18/2013) [-]
i hope your mom bashes ur skull in m8
#6 to #5 - xxmemosxx (11/18/2013) [-]
mum*
#8 to #7 - xxmemosxx (11/18/2013) [-]
mummy dearest*
User avatar #9 to #8 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/18/2013) [-]
a mummy is a corpse you ******
#10 to #9 - xxmemosxx (11/18/2013) [-]
****** ? We don't get much sun round here
User avatar #37 to #12 - twi (11/29/2013) [-]
府ckよう
#39 to #37 - xxmemosxx (11/29/2013) [-]
Fook mi? Fook yu
#38 to #36 - xxmemosxx (11/29/2013) [-]
too late
too late
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