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    When a girl spends the night. When a girl spends the night.
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#8 - In the armed services you still call a female superior sir. Ju… 03/26/2014 on T.J. 0
#6 - win sir... win...  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2014 on T.J. 0
#7 - nimbin (03/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 - xxmarkusxx (03/26/2014) [-]
In the armed services you still call a female superior sir. Just saying.
#56 - Pansexual is actually the term for those who are attracted to … 03/26/2014 on Attractive boy and girl 0
#94 - Making the same argument twice doesn't mean you win, this is t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2014 on Bring on the hate 0
User avatar #120 - tkfourtwoone (03/26/2014) [-]
Even if allegedly I don't "win", you clearly lose for being so fucking moronic.
#90 - This is an entirely opinion oriented argument, so you can eith…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Bring on the hate 0
User avatar #93 - tkfourtwoone (03/26/2014) [-]
I'd rather be a judgemental "faggot" than be a BVB cocksucker like you are.

One thing is liking something else (even if we're talking about shit tastes - yes, because contrary to what many idiots believe, there IS such a thing) and a whole other thing is talking complete shit.
User avatar #94 - xxmarkusxx (03/26/2014) [-]
Making the same argument twice doesn't mean you win, this is the internet bud, no one wins. Wake up and smell the pointless arguments.
User avatar #120 - tkfourtwoone (03/26/2014) [-]
Even if allegedly I don't "win", you clearly lose for being so fucking moronic.
#88 - Haha! Faggot.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Bring on the hate 0
User avatar #89 - tkfourtwoone (03/26/2014) [-]
Says the complete idiot who puts "Black Dahlia Murder", "utter badassess" and "death metal" in the same sentence...
User avatar #90 - xxmarkusxx (03/26/2014) [-]
This is an entirely opinion oriented argument, so you can either realize that we like different shit, and that's ok, or you can fuck off like the judgmental faggot you are. have a great day man.
User avatar #93 - tkfourtwoone (03/26/2014) [-]
I'd rather be a judgemental "faggot" than be a BVB cocksucker like you are.

One thing is liking something else (even if we're talking about shit tastes - yes, because contrary to what many idiots believe, there IS such a thing) and a whole other thing is talking complete shit.
User avatar #94 - xxmarkusxx (03/26/2014) [-]
Making the same argument twice doesn't mean you win, this is the internet bud, no one wins. Wake up and smell the pointless arguments.
User avatar #120 - tkfourtwoone (03/26/2014) [-]
Even if allegedly I don't "win", you clearly lose for being so fucking moronic.
#10 - Meanwhile, "The Black Dahlia Murder" remain complete…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Bring on the hate 0
User avatar #42 - tkfourtwoone (03/26/2014) [-]
Just... fucking die. Please.
User avatar #88 - xxmarkusxx (03/26/2014) [-]
Haha! Faggot.
User avatar #89 - tkfourtwoone (03/26/2014) [-]
Says the complete idiot who puts "Black Dahlia Murder", "utter badassess" and "death metal" in the same sentence...
User avatar #90 - xxmarkusxx (03/26/2014) [-]
This is an entirely opinion oriented argument, so you can either realize that we like different shit, and that's ok, or you can fuck off like the judgmental faggot you are. have a great day man.
User avatar #93 - tkfourtwoone (03/26/2014) [-]
I'd rather be a judgemental "faggot" than be a BVB cocksucker like you are.

One thing is liking something else (even if we're talking about shit tastes - yes, because contrary to what many idiots believe, there IS such a thing) and a whole other thing is talking complete shit.
User avatar #94 - xxmarkusxx (03/26/2014) [-]
Making the same argument twice doesn't mean you win, this is the internet bud, no one wins. Wake up and smell the pointless arguments.
User avatar #120 - tkfourtwoone (03/26/2014) [-]
Even if allegedly I don't "win", you clearly lose for being so fucking moronic.
#8 - Plus the lead singer of "Bring me the Horizon" is a …  [+] (10 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Bring on the hate 0
User avatar #70 - dickbewt (03/26/2014) [-]
Oli Sykes is a cunt, but I've met him. He was lovely to me, and bought me and my girlfriend a coke.
User avatar #9 - makejuicebro (03/26/2014) [-]
Ya i remember I was reading a magazine and Black veil Brides were asked questions like "whats the best album they've heard?" and they said their latest one and "whats the best ever?" and they said black veil brides. Also apparently one of the dudes from blood on the dance floor is a pedofile or something?
#10 - xxmarkusxx (03/26/2014) [-]
Meanwhile, "The Black Dahlia Murder" remain complete and utter badasses capable of producing brain melting tributes to the righteousness that is death metal.
User avatar #42 - tkfourtwoone (03/26/2014) [-]
Just... fucking die. Please.
User avatar #88 - xxmarkusxx (03/26/2014) [-]
Haha! Faggot.
User avatar #89 - tkfourtwoone (03/26/2014) [-]
Says the complete idiot who puts "Black Dahlia Murder", "utter badassess" and "death metal" in the same sentence...
User avatar #90 - xxmarkusxx (03/26/2014) [-]
This is an entirely opinion oriented argument, so you can either realize that we like different shit, and that's ok, or you can fuck off like the judgmental faggot you are. have a great day man.
User avatar #93 - tkfourtwoone (03/26/2014) [-]
I'd rather be a judgemental "faggot" than be a BVB cocksucker like you are.

One thing is liking something else (even if we're talking about shit tastes - yes, because contrary to what many idiots believe, there IS such a thing) and a whole other thing is talking complete shit.
User avatar #94 - xxmarkusxx (03/26/2014) [-]
Making the same argument twice doesn't mean you win, this is the internet bud, no one wins. Wake up and smell the pointless arguments.
User avatar #120 - tkfourtwoone (03/26/2014) [-]
Even if allegedly I don't "win", you clearly lose for being so fucking moronic.
#7 - I think what he was trying to say here is the bands that he li… 03/26/2014 on Bring on the hate 0
#17 - I check Facebook Fairly consistently and let me tell you, it's…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2014 on Check Description 0
User avatar #19 - iiocmsoii (03/24/2014) [-]
well you could always do the desperate thing and contact a daytime talk show. The producers eat that shit up! A boy who just wants to find his birth parents? If you are willing to sacrifice dignity that's certainly and option. Also, I hate to be this guy but if your parents put you up for adoption, are you sure they do want to find you? They might be complete assholes or they may just be 2 people who couldn't afford a child. Either way if you have their names, you could check almost anywhere, phone book, police stations, even ask some of the people that live in the area that might have known your parents. I'm just saying that although this might be a last resort, the likely hood of finding someone on funnyjunk that knows your parents is 1 in a million.

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#8 - casval (07/10/2013) [-]
Hey bro. Got a present for ya so you don't embarrass yourself quite as much next time.
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lol awesome.
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