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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Pomwatcher
Consoles Owned: I got an xbox one nigga
Video Games Played: BF4, GTA5, COD, Shogun 2
X-box Gamertag: maddman4
Date Signed Up:2/28/2011
Last Login:1/26/2015
Location:In a hood near you
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He's climbin in yo windows. Snatchin yo people up, tryna rape em so yall need to hide yo kids hide yo wife n hide yo husban cuz they rapin errbody outchea

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    reckless reckless
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    9gag chain of life 9gag chain of life
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    mosh pit madness mosh pit madness
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    I'll make you swallow this I'll make you swallow this
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#131 - Elk ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
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Wow, someone argues with you, and suddenly you're like, "I'll beat your ass in real life," and, "These kids don't even do drugs." If you're only half ****** , why be so racist against rights I mean whites?

Seriously, whites aren't oppressing blacks anymore than blacks are oppressing whites.

You just got pwnt by britexplain.

I bet you got your ass beaten so much as a kid. You even look like a pussy. You should actually kill yourself.
User avatar #133 to #131 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
damn ***** you really hurt my feelings. Jk your a fag
#134 to #133 - Elk ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
I just can't believe you're this butthurt and delusional over whites.
I just can't believe you're this butthurt and delusional over whites.
User avatar #135 to #134 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
I'm not butt hurt about whites, i'm butt hurt about stupid ass ignorant racists.
User avatar #136 to #135 - Elk ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Oh, the Iron knee!
User avatar #138 to #136 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
You're a racist cunt just stay off my profile and don't talk to me you dumb ass faggot.
User avatar #139 to #138 - Elk ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
lol
User avatar #137 to #136 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
How, i don't hate anyone for their race. What is ironic?
#111 - anonymous (01/09/2015) [-]
look at this stupid ******
User avatar #112 to #111 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
lol you the same anon talkin **** like a lilb itch see me in ****** person ***** come to 11419 19th Avenue Southeast A101
Everett, WA 98208 and see me *****
User avatar #113 to #112 - imboyo ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Do you really think anyone will do that?
User avatar #114 to #113 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
yea cuz smoke em
User avatar #115 to #114 - imboyo ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
Unlikely
User avatar #117 to #115 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #120 to #119 - imboyo ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
I don't get it. Is this supposed to be a song that plays after I got rekt?
User avatar #122 to #120 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISHPumshGgA This one is ultra rekt you died on tht one from swag
User avatar #121 to #120 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
This is my rekt theme music
User avatar #86 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
Your stories are really cool. Please tell me cool stories about doing drugs because you're so cool.
User avatar #123 to #86 - sciencexplain (01/10/2015) [-]
>>90, Really cool? Naah, bro, we need to go further. They're ******* refrigerated.
User avatar #124 to #123 - britexplain (01/10/2015) [-]
You sure they're not frozen?
User avatar #127 to #124 - sciencexplain (01/10/2015) [-]
******* more frozen than ice cube. And vanilla ice. Put together. That's some cold ass **** right there.
User avatar #128 to #127 - britexplain (01/11/2015) [-]
But do you know what's cooler than cool?
User avatar #129 to #128 - sciencexplain (01/11/2015) [-]
Not this guy. REKT
User avatar #126 to #125 - britexplain (01/10/2015) [-]
Frozen is cooler than refrigerated.
User avatar #90 to #86 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
but honestly i think it's funny how i can't tell a story about my life with out people saying it's fake or thinkin im some ******* 12 yr old white kid.
#91 to #90 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
So this is you?
So this is you?
User avatar #92 to #91 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Not literally everything wasn't swirly on acid, it was noticeably swirly just not colorful. Half the ****** on fj don't experiment with LSD so they assume **** and go like "LOL COOL STORY BRO."
User avatar #93 to #92 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
LOL COOL STORY BRO
User avatar #94 to #93 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
you are probably 14. Because you like to bug the **** out of people.
User avatar #95 to #94 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
Do you seriously not understand what a joke is?
User avatar #96 to #95 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Lol you are an idiot to ask a dumb question like that. No **** . A joke is something meant to laugh at and i didn't laugh so eat a dick.
User avatar #97 to #96 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
Right, I see now why you have less friends on this site than joshlol.
#98 to #97 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
idc about having friends on this site i got friends irl. im the ***** in the denim jacket
User avatar #99 to #98 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
I've seen many of your pictures, seeing as you seem to attach one to almost every comment you make. Tbh, most of the people in this picture look like complete wankers.
User avatar #101 to #99 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Just tryna prove tot rolls that no matter what stupid **** u say about me i got the PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN CUZ IMA PERSON OF MY WORD.
User avatar #102 to #101 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
Damn ****** , chill the **** out. Why do you have to spam caps so much?
User avatar #103 to #102 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
CUZ IM A SAVAGE N I GO HARD OR GO HOME ***** . AND IF U SAID ****** TO MY FACE I'D SLAP THE **** OUT OF YOU AND ROB YA BITCH ASS.
User avatar #104 to #103 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
Good to know. Especially as you have no way of identifying who I am. You're a ****** , ****** ****** ****** . Should I say ****** once more? ****** .
User avatar #105 to #104 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Lol u doing it to get me mad but it makes you look like a coward. I'd beat ur ass. My point is your pussy whitey honkey cracker bitch white trash ass would never dare come to my face and call me a ****** because i'd punch your teeth out and curb stomp your bitch ass.
User avatar #106 to #105 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
Nice trash talk. Despite you having no knowledge of my physical appearance. You instantly assume I'm white. Is that because I can actually use this English language (unlike you ******* )? You assume you can beat me in a fight, from your infallible (you do know what that means, right?) understanding of my fighting capabilities. Anyway, you're right in that I wouldn't say it your face. Because I wouldn't want to come anywhere near your ugly ass complexion.
User avatar #107 to #106 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Lol go shoot up a school faggot
User avatar #108 to #107 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
Man, you have such a way with words. You remind me of Shakespeares. The pure genius behind your lexical flow is flawless. I'm astounded.
User avatar #109 to #108 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Yeah go shooteh a schooleth lmfao
User avatar #100 to #99 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
it is because people always says pics or it didnt happen
User avatar #88 to #86 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
a couple swags ago, i did 10 whole marijuanas. BUT FOREAL ***** I DID ACID ONE TIME AND WALKED TO THE MALL AND THEN SAT IN A CAR FOR 45 MINUTES AND TALKED ABOUT **** .
User avatar #87 to #86 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
I have a lot of cool drug swag 420 stories
User avatar #89 to #87 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
How many marijuanas have you injected?
User avatar #80 - partially (01/09/2015) [-]
i also took an arrow to..
OH MY GOD are you ******* 9
#82 to #80 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Do i Look 9 to you?
User avatar #84 to #82 - partially (01/09/2015) [-]
dam son
don't kill me
User avatar #81 to #80 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
i'm tryna bring back the old days
User avatar #83 to #81 - partially (01/09/2015) [-]
i'm just fukin witcha homie
i'm a total gangster myself
you can tell by my ******* cool hat i also a pretty swaggy hat collection on my profile
User avatar #85 to #83 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
nah ***** gangs aren't cool, that's how my uncle got put in prison n **** and same with my big sis who is in jail rn. **** all tht gang hood **** .
User avatar #78 - maybetraffy ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
I fart in your general direction
User avatar #79 to #78 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i can't smell it cuz i smell is this loud
User avatar #75 - capslockrage (12/21/2014) [-]
I would think you were trolling if I didn't know 10 other ******* exactly like you
#74 - sickboi (12/09/2014) [-]
your comps are the 						****					, actually make me lol
your comps are the **** , actually make me lol
#73 - Indoknight ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
great comps man

you're making my day
#71 - bongldr (12/09/2014) [-]
***** ill catch yo ass lackin **** boy bds gon catch yo ass slipping fool i b smokng on dat kosuke pack soon boy my word is law so dont test me weak ass ***** u ain bout dat life cuz dont **** with the bds you gon end up in a casket ill bury all dem opps 6 ft deep nah talkin bout ion give a **** ***** #3hunna
User avatar #116 to #71 - imboyo ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
What the **** .
User avatar #72 to #71 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
boy bdk ***** who u think u is boii don test ion play dat **** rns fucc boi folk gang ***** . GDN all day, BD's dirty ass ****** and all dat GDK **** weak boi u aint **** don b flexin on me like dat, betta recognize.
User avatar #66 - kanatana (12/08/2014) [-]
Hey, know I'm probably bugging you, but I play the items game and was wondering if I could have your FJ points. Just thought I'd ask.
User avatar #76 to #66 - capslockrage (12/21/2014) [-]
LOL @ U
User avatar #67 to #66 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
YUNG ***** MOVE DAT DOPE
User avatar #69 to #67 - kanatana (12/08/2014) [-]
Do me a favor? Gonna mention you in a comment on the items board, reply to it. Can't send a trade offer from my end unless you have items in your profile, this is just the fastest way.
User avatar #68 to #67 - kanatana (12/08/2014) [-]
I like you already.
User avatar #70 to #68 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
WALK IN DA BANDO SEE BRICKS ON THE TABLE!
#65 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
You're such a stupid ****** i bet you have never even got laid xD
#64 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
#60 - folkflunky (11/27/2014) [-]
You done ****** up now.
User avatar #59 - reapermaster ONLINE (11/27/2014) [-]
3y f0r3h34d b0ss
User avatar #58 - scopepp (11/27/2014) [-]
Ayy lmao
User avatar #54 - aquaekk (11/27/2014) [-]
I like you. You do a good act.
#53 - HellzReap (11/27/2014) [-]
You're still a dumbass.
#52 - nevergiveuphope (11/17/2014) [-]
I love everyone !
Honestly.
Even you.
User avatar #51 - gugek ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
I hope you had a great day today!
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