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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Pomwatcher
Consoles Owned: I got an xbox one nigga
Video Games Played: BF4, GTA5, COD, Shogun 2
X-box Gamertag: maddman4
Date Signed Up:2/28/2011
Last Login:11/24/2014
Location:Seattle
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He's climbin in yo windows. Snatchin yo people up, tryna rape em so yall need to hide yo kids hide yo wife n hide yo husban cuz they rapin errbody outchea

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#154 - what does mine do o. o  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2011 on Just saying. +17
User avatar #162 - Thenewguygunther (07/30/2011) [-]
grow 9 feet tall and live on a planet called pandora where they proceed to battle invaders to their homeland why teaching a select few invaders the value of acceptance



or its just the victim of hypothermia or drowning
whatever floats your boat
User avatar #163 - xxkosukexx (07/30/2011) [-]
dude i laughed so hard i coughed Pepsi all over my friend, lol she's not very happy c:
#73 - my Dad said he might give me his Acura Integra, and it's blue,…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2011 on Custom Funnyjunk Desk Lighting 0
User avatar #76 - xxSiLENTx (07/29/2011) [-]
NO! go with the stick, its a PITA to learn but once you do you can burn tires so much easier then an automatic
User avatar #74 - capncrunchbeotch (07/29/2011) [-]
oh im gettin a civic and im gonna do a b16 swap or maybe a crx but stick is pretty easy if you can get your hands on a dirtbike thats how i learned to work a clutch
#42 - oh good o .e 07/29/2011 on Small portion of the female... +1
#46 - i place commas everywhere, it's just my problem with writing.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2011 on LIKE A SKIRT +1
User avatar #47 - stillanonymous (07/29/2011) [-]
At least you got them right on that one.
#75 - usefulidiotkid (07/29/2011) [-]
Not capitalization.
#36 - i remember when Yu gi oh had Yu gi not ******* Yuki. 07/29/2011 on Goodbye sweet woman chaser. +1
#59 - i don't have a car I'm not 16 yet :P, but i just want simple …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/29/2011 on Custom Funnyjunk Desk Lighting +2
User avatar #83 - minorgod (07/29/2011) [-]
ya im gonna try to get my moms minivan so i can take out the seats in the back and make it a party car xD
#77 - mumble (07/29/2011) [-]
How about an actual good car?
User avatar #69 - capncrunchbeotch (07/29/2011) [-]
honda civic riced out awww yeeee
User avatar #73 - xxkosukexx (07/29/2011) [-]
my Dad said he might give me his Acura Integra, and it's blue, no dents or anything, from 1997, shiny as fuck, it's just that it's a stick shift, and i don't know how I'll be with a stick shift, my mom has an automatic, i plan on getting an automatic.
User avatar #76 - xxSiLENTx (07/29/2011) [-]
NO! go with the stick, its a PITA to learn but once you do you can burn tires so much easier then an automatic
User avatar #74 - capncrunchbeotch (07/29/2011) [-]
oh im gettin a civic and im gonna do a b16 swap or maybe a crx but stick is pretty easy if you can get your hands on a dirtbike thats how i learned to work a clutch
#35 - dude the vagina is peeking out of the obese girl's shorts ewww…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2011 on Small portion of the female... 0
User avatar #41 - maximum (07/29/2011) [-]
I think it's her bellybutton, but oh god still
#40 - Womens Study Major (07/29/2011) [-]
that's her belly button O.o
User avatar #42 - xxkosukexx (07/29/2011) [-]
oh good o .e
#38 - our 7th English grade teacher, told us that, when we were writ…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/29/2011 on LIKE A SKIRT +1
#44 - stillanonymous (07/29/2011) [-]
Apparently she did not tell you about comma placement.
User avatar #48 - iwantedyourname (07/29/2011) [-]
i, k,no,w h,o,w to, u,s,e m,y ,co,m,m,as,
User avatar #46 - xxkosukexx (07/29/2011) [-]
i place commas everywhere, it's just my problem with writing.
User avatar #47 - stillanonymous (07/29/2011) [-]
At least you got them right on that one.
#75 - usefulidiotkid (07/29/2011) [-]
Not capitalization.
#45 - my school has Spanish, Japanese, French, Korean, and Latin, an… 07/29/2011 on Hentai 0
#129 - if a AK-47 was racist it would be a KKK-47 07/29/2011 on FJ 47 +7
#80 - **** her 07/29/2011 on I hate these situations. 0
#496 - Comment deleted 07/29/2011 on Here is your IRL. +2
#260 - never seen labyrinth but i have seen pan's labyrinth, creepy a… 07/29/2011 on Nothing Tralala -1
#326 - **xxkosukexx rolls 5,022** i like hanging underage girls ups… 07/29/2011 on Am I the only one? -2
#585 - or Gaze ._.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2011 on Advice for Kids 0
User avatar #586 - xnaitomea (07/29/2011) [-]
gaze... deathgaze ... O.o you like ? :)
#20 - they don't censor the boobs though lol :P 07/29/2011 on Japan +2
#202 - lol :P i only date in real life so that's why i don't flirt x3 07/29/2011 on One Had Fur 0
#244 - i am mein führer ! 07/29/2011 on Guise! I'm kewl. -3
#33 - "ahhhh tell me more" 07/29/2011 on Date +2
#174 - well some chick came up to me and asked if iw anted to be her …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2011 on One Had Fur 0
User avatar #205 - tenderpoop (07/29/2011) [-]
lol i was a noob and i wasnt serious about it either i was just being llortish u can say
User avatar #188 - tenderpoop (07/29/2011) [-]
Lol when i was a noob i flirt with a whole bunch a girls. >.> Don't ask me why but it was entertaining. I'd say your eyes look so beautiful under this sunlight. And they be like awhh. And I would be like wanna go out. :( mhm talking about it gives me my nostalgically feelings back then
User avatar #202 - xxkosukexx (07/29/2011) [-]
lol :P i only date in real life so that's why i don't flirt x3
#88 - Picture 07/29/2011 on Wtf Comp +18
#165 - lol the worst is when some noob tries to cyber u and u say no …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/29/2011 on One Had Fur 0
User avatar #169 - tenderpoop (07/29/2011) [-]
whoa never had that happen but i met a 8 year old who was supposedly lez and 4 different guys were backing her up o. o
User avatar #174 - xxkosukexx (07/29/2011) [-]
well some chick came up to me and asked if iw anted to be her boyfriend, i said no, and she kept on following me and saying but i want you to be my boy friend, i said go away and than she said but i want you to be my boy friend, and than i said fuck off, and than she kept doing the same thing over and over again, than she started cussing at me or something like that in Spanish.
User avatar #205 - tenderpoop (07/29/2011) [-]
lol i was a noob and i wasnt serious about it either i was just being llortish u can say
User avatar #188 - tenderpoop (07/29/2011) [-]
Lol when i was a noob i flirt with a whole bunch a girls. >.> Don't ask me why but it was entertaining. I'd say your eyes look so beautiful under this sunlight. And they be like awhh. And I would be like wanna go out. :( mhm talking about it gives me my nostalgically feelings back then
User avatar #202 - xxkosukexx (07/29/2011) [-]
lol :P i only date in real life so that's why i don't flirt x3
#158 - yes just buying nexon cards like every 3 days for that game xD  [+] (7 new replies) 07/29/2011 on One Had Fur 0
User avatar #160 - tenderpoop (07/29/2011) [-]
xD Man I miss gaia back in 2007 -09 ;/ thats when the noobs the internet fights and the cybering made the game fun ;o thats why I dont play as much anymore
User avatar #165 - xxkosukexx (07/29/2011) [-]
lol the worst is when some noob tries to cyber u and u say no and than they start cussing at u in a different language
User avatar #169 - tenderpoop (07/29/2011) [-]
whoa never had that happen but i met a 8 year old who was supposedly lez and 4 different guys were backing her up o. o
User avatar #174 - xxkosukexx (07/29/2011) [-]
well some chick came up to me and asked if iw anted to be her boyfriend, i said no, and she kept on following me and saying but i want you to be my boy friend, i said go away and than she said but i want you to be my boy friend, and than i said fuck off, and than she kept doing the same thing over and over again, than she started cussing at me or something like that in Spanish.
User avatar #205 - tenderpoop (07/29/2011) [-]
lol i was a noob and i wasnt serious about it either i was just being llortish u can say
User avatar #188 - tenderpoop (07/29/2011) [-]
Lol when i was a noob i flirt with a whole bunch a girls. >.> Don't ask me why but it was entertaining. I'd say your eyes look so beautiful under this sunlight. And they be like awhh. And I would be like wanna go out. :( mhm talking about it gives me my nostalgically feelings back then
User avatar #202 - xxkosukexx (07/29/2011) [-]
lol :P i only date in real life so that's why i don't flirt x3
#139 - oh the video game i spent the most on in my life was probably …  [+] (9 new replies) 07/29/2011 on One Had Fur 0
User avatar #152 - tenderpoop (07/29/2011) [-]
;/ that sucks but I dont blame you if you like the game then fuck it you like it xD so fuck what people say.
User avatar #158 - xxkosukexx (07/29/2011) [-]
yes just buying nexon cards like every 3 days for that game xD
User avatar #160 - tenderpoop (07/29/2011) [-]
xD Man I miss gaia back in 2007 -09 ;/ thats when the noobs the internet fights and the cybering made the game fun ;o thats why I dont play as much anymore
User avatar #165 - xxkosukexx (07/29/2011) [-]
lol the worst is when some noob tries to cyber u and u say no and than they start cussing at u in a different language
User avatar #169 - tenderpoop (07/29/2011) [-]
whoa never had that happen but i met a 8 year old who was supposedly lez and 4 different guys were backing her up o. o
User avatar #174 - xxkosukexx (07/29/2011) [-]
well some chick came up to me and asked if iw anted to be her boyfriend, i said no, and she kept on following me and saying but i want you to be my boy friend, i said go away and than she said but i want you to be my boy friend, and than i said fuck off, and than she kept doing the same thing over and over again, than she started cussing at me or something like that in Spanish.
User avatar #205 - tenderpoop (07/29/2011) [-]
lol i was a noob and i wasnt serious about it either i was just being llortish u can say
User avatar #188 - tenderpoop (07/29/2011) [-]
Lol when i was a noob i flirt with a whole bunch a girls. >.> Don't ask me why but it was entertaining. I'd say your eyes look so beautiful under this sunlight. And they be like awhh. And I would be like wanna go out. :( mhm talking about it gives me my nostalgically feelings back then
User avatar #202 - xxkosukexx (07/29/2011) [-]
lol :P i only date in real life so that's why i don't flirt x3
#133 - i view anons like assassins, and all of us are the Borgia. 07/29/2011 on Anons 0

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#52 - nevergiveuphope (11/17/2014) [-]
I love everyone !
Honestly.
Even you.
User avatar #51 - gugek (09/18/2014) [-]
I hope you had a great day today!
#43 - arcticassassin (11/08/2013) [-]
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.   
*sigh*
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.
*sigh*
User avatar #44 to #43 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
lol wat
User avatar #45 to #44 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Everyone thought you deleted your account because you weren't allowed to post porn.
User avatar #46 to #45 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
am i famous or some ****
User avatar #47 to #46 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Not exactly.
But how did you come back?
Didn't you delete your account?
User avatar #48 to #47 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
i don't think so. may be i did idk. i only go on funnyjunk if im high asf or **** faced wasted lol
#49 to #48 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
I remember it was deleted as some point.
Enjoy your ********* facing.
User avatar #41 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
Did you delete your tumblr after that whole comment incident?
User avatar #42 to #41 - xxkosukexx (04/21/2013) [-]
No haha, i changed my url and forgot to switch it on my funnyjunk cuz i never go on fj much anymore. my url is capri-c0rn now haha why would i delete it haha i got hella followers
User avatar #39 - cyanidesandvich (01/18/2013) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #40 to #39 - xxkosukexx (01/18/2013) [-]
lol okay
User avatar #32 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/11/2012) [-]
Do you have Saints Row on Xbox?
User avatar #33 to #32 - xxkosukexx (04/11/2012) [-]
no i have it on pc
#34 to #33 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/12/2012) [-]
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
#27 - bigsaltyballs (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass****
#26 - billythemilkman (03/13/2012) [-]
Have you ever seen that new use- DUMBASS.
#25 - amenthatip (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #23 - thebeardguy (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass.
User avatar #21 - Yeeyeeyee (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #20 - akwardsalmon (03/13/2012) [-]
U A DUMBASS *****
User avatar #19 - dragonbornargonian (03/13/2012) [-]
You are a dumbass.
#18 - Womens Study Major (03/13/2012) [-]
Y U SUCH A DUMBASS?
User avatar #17 - stafflessmoses (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass.
#16 - Womens Study Major (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
User avatar #15 - iwasherenotyou (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
#13 - shtinkyfinger (03/13/2012) [-]
you're a dumbass
#12 - Womens Study Major (02/27/2012) [-]
The **** i say about rolling more? Now you got me firing up my proxy and **** .
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