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xxkosukexx

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: I got an xbox one
Video Games Played: BF4
X-box Gamertag: maddman4
Date Signed Up:2/28/2011
Last Login:3/02/2015
Location:In a hood near you
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#485 - BITCH, MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE!!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2012 on OP DELIVERS PART FIIVEEEE 0
#486 - bowserrox (08/24/2012) [-]
Jesus christ, she is
#71 - white people.... 08/23/2012 on Super Awesome Avatar... 0
#91 - No, I am sober man, All i'm gonna do is get laid, and listen to music.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2012 on Grounded 0
#96 - scarytown (08/23/2012) [-]
Then let him meet their parents.
#84 - Yes, i did. 08/23/2012 on Haruhi you cold bitch. +1
#76 - That anime is depressing, i don't normally watch anime guys. B…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2012 on Haruhi you cold bitch. +2
User avatar #83 - danielph (08/23/2012) [-]
hey wait weren't you the one who called me a weaboo a while back?
User avatar #84 - xxkosukexx (08/23/2012) [-]
Yes, i did.
#45 - I have a party to go to on friday, my Dad said i could not go …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2012 on Grounded 0
User avatar #82 - pleasureabledino (08/23/2012) [-]
"Nigga u be trippin, yo"

But I can see why he'd want to do that. I played Rugby League for club for a few years and doing so while hungover is utter balls. I'm assuming you're in 'murica, just as a generalisation, so I can't imagine how bad you would feel getting smashed in gridiron while hungover like a mofo. Honestly, I can understand his direction. He's only trying to help you be in your best form for the game.

My old man was never like that, so I was wrecked every friday night, woke up hungover on saturday morning and played with a hangover. It was shithouse. He's only doing what's best for you. Maybe you should think about whether or not it would be worth going to the party and being tired and hungover the next day for the game and reducing your performance.
User avatar #91 - xxkosukexx (08/23/2012) [-]
No, I am sober man, All i'm gonna do is get laid, and listen to music.
#96 - scarytown (08/23/2012) [-]
Then let him meet their parents.
#110 - She only dates you to date your friends. 08/22/2012 on Mom , STAPH 0
#82 - Well, my girl had a nice ass but she was a bitch and a homie h…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/22/2012 on Mom , STAPH 0
User avatar #84 - whatugawkinat (08/22/2012) [-]
Homie hopper?
User avatar #110 - xxkosukexx (08/22/2012) [-]
She only dates you to date your friends.
#76 - My mom's side of the family is catholic, so when my maternal g…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/22/2012 on Mom , STAPH +3
#81 - whatugawkinat (08/22/2012) [-]
My grandpa called the very girl I mentioned a "shameless hussy". I love girls with nice full asses, and she had quite the ass...so her pants were always skin tight, couldn't help it because of her perfect build. Not to mention I was always questioned and paranoid as fuck just to have a girl in my own room because of their bullshit. My dad made me keep my door open, so I did....and still felt them puppies up.
#82 - xxkosukexx (08/22/2012) [-]
Well, my girl had a nice ass but she was a bitch and a homie hopper. So i dumped her. Now i get all this ass. trolololol
User avatar #84 - whatugawkinat (08/22/2012) [-]
Homie hopper?
User avatar #110 - xxkosukexx (08/22/2012) [-]
She only dates you to date your friends.
#68 - Well, she also told everyone in the family and boasted over it…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/22/2012 on Mom , STAPH +4
User avatar #72 - whatugawkinat (08/22/2012) [-]
Ah, tell me about it. My uncle is a pastor (my moms entire family is fundamental baptist), and we were on a trip to a place called Blackwater Falls, awesome place...but me and my girl at the time were curled up in the seat together and the fucker stopped the bus, ran back to us, threw the blanket off of us and made us separate because he thought we were somehow fucking...needless to say I hate fundie baptists anymore.
User avatar #76 - xxkosukexx (08/22/2012) [-]
My mom's side of the family is catholic, so when my maternal grandma met my ex gf, she was rude to her and stuff. omfg
#81 - whatugawkinat (08/22/2012) [-]
My grandpa called the very girl I mentioned a "shameless hussy". I love girls with nice full asses, and she had quite the ass...so her pants were always skin tight, couldn't help it because of her perfect build. Not to mention I was always questioned and paranoid as fuck just to have a girl in my own room because of their bullshit. My dad made me keep my door open, so I did....and still felt them puppies up.
#82 - xxkosukexx (08/22/2012) [-]
Well, my girl had a nice ass but she was a bitch and a homie hopper. So i dumped her. Now i get all this ass. trolololol
User avatar #84 - whatugawkinat (08/22/2012) [-]
Homie hopper?
User avatar #110 - xxkosukexx (08/22/2012) [-]
She only dates you to date your friends.
#65 - First time i was caught with a girl in my room. My mom got pis…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/22/2012 on Mom , STAPH +13
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User avatar #101 - aerosol (08/22/2012) [-]
I suppose it would've been considered a smart-ass comment if, at the end of her lecture, you would've all like "FUCK THAT".
User avatar #92 - captinchikin (08/22/2012) [-]
15 condoms could save you 15% or more on Child Support.
User avatar #80 - ipicknicksbadly (08/22/2012) [-]
"Hello, mom. Look at your mom, now back to you, now back at your mom, now back to you. Luckily, you are not her, but if you don't stop this abstinence bullshit and switch to 21st century you will end up like her. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a hospital with your grandkid. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s another baby with two tickets to that kids movie you hate. Look again, the kids are now triplets. Anything is possible when your child is abused by Jesus-abstinence bullshit. I’m on amazon buying condoms."
User avatar #66 - whatugawkinat (08/22/2012) [-]
Wow, that sucks.
User avatar #68 - xxkosukexx (08/22/2012) [-]
Well, she also told everyone in the family and boasted over it, and some of my family gave me shit about it.
User avatar #72 - whatugawkinat (08/22/2012) [-]
Ah, tell me about it. My uncle is a pastor (my moms entire family is fundamental baptist), and we were on a trip to a place called Blackwater Falls, awesome place...but me and my girl at the time were curled up in the seat together and the fucker stopped the bus, ran back to us, threw the blanket off of us and made us separate because he thought we were somehow fucking...needless to say I hate fundie baptists anymore.
User avatar #76 - xxkosukexx (08/22/2012) [-]
My mom's side of the family is catholic, so when my maternal grandma met my ex gf, she was rude to her and stuff. omfg
#81 - whatugawkinat (08/22/2012) [-]
My grandpa called the very girl I mentioned a "shameless hussy". I love girls with nice full asses, and she had quite the ass...so her pants were always skin tight, couldn't help it because of her perfect build. Not to mention I was always questioned and paranoid as fuck just to have a girl in my own room because of their bullshit. My dad made me keep my door open, so I did....and still felt them puppies up.
#82 - xxkosukexx (08/22/2012) [-]
Well, my girl had a nice ass but she was a bitch and a homie hopper. So i dumped her. Now i get all this ass. trolololol
User avatar #84 - whatugawkinat (08/22/2012) [-]
Homie hopper?
User avatar #110 - xxkosukexx (08/22/2012) [-]
She only dates you to date your friends.
#53 - My nephew is only a sixth grader and is already doing calculus… 08/22/2012 on Two Easy -2
#33 - Have you heard enter sandman or anything, first it's all slow …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2012 on It was that dude! -13
User avatar #34 - mrpeppers (08/22/2012) [-]
I have heard every song by them, and what you're saying is pretty inaccurate
#29 - The only song by metallica i like is orion, msot of their song…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/22/2012 on It was that dude! -32
#37 - eighthzeus (08/22/2012) [-]
I 'm more of an AC/DC guy myself
User avatar #41 - hibbydibby (08/22/2012) [-]
I think AC/DC is just ok. If you've heard one you've pretty much heard them all. Same 3 chords and a euphemism for sex or balls with a little bit of hell here and there and boom: you've got every AC/DC song ever. Not really hating but it gets old after a while
#43 - eighthzeus (08/22/2012) [-]
yea i'm not saying they are my all time favorite, but if i had to choose.
User avatar #49 - hibbydibby (08/22/2012) [-]
It's kinda impossible to dislike AC/DC considering most of Iron Man's funny/badass scenes had AC/DC playing the background. Like when Iron Man shows up in germany
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#36 - auesis (08/22/2012) [-]
That is almost the exact opposite of the truth.
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User avatar #30 - mrpeppers (08/22/2012) [-]
That isn't even close to being true
User avatar #33 - xxkosukexx (08/22/2012) [-]
Have you heard enter sandman or anything, first it's all slow and melodic, and then he makes this weird noise, they just aren't my type of band.
User avatar #34 - mrpeppers (08/22/2012) [-]
I have heard every song by them, and what you're saying is pretty inaccurate
#260 - I was at football practice, there was this one fat guy that li… 08/22/2012 on why god?! 0
#16 - **xxkosukexx rolled a random image posted in comment #86 at… 08/19/2012 on Chris Brown PETA +1
#15 - This picture was taken before he beat Rihanna, but it's still …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on Chris Brown PETA -10
#35 - nohate (08/20/2012) [-]
I agree. But FJ will never grow up. They constantly complain how girls assume all guys are the same and never change. But the second its a celebrity...
#85 - **xxkosukexx rolled a random image posted in comment #54 at… 08/19/2012 on my eyes are funny +1
#331 - Wait, so a 9 yr old girl already has a boy friend. Lol what. 08/17/2012 on Dolan pls +2
#326 - No, i just made something up.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2012 on Every episode of Pawn Stars 0
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#209 - "I have the key to humanity here, it can kill everyone th…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2012 on Every episode of Pawn Stars +11
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User avatar #326 - xxkosukexx (08/16/2012) [-]
No, i just made something up.
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#114 - Name 3 cities, say dale, mumble Spanish **** , the…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2012 on How Pitbull Writes His Lyrics +28
#145 - datslenderman (08/15/2012) [-]






Chicago, Mexico City, Berlin dale! No puedo hacer música.
User avatar #121 - yourmum (08/15/2012) [-]
and DALEEEE or something
#128 - xunzi (08/15/2012) [-]
> "say dale"
#186 - he's like on of those kids on call of duty. 08/15/2012 on 10 year olds have it going on +1
#525 - There was a rumor i was gay, so girls always talked to me, so … 08/15/2012 on rumors -1
#30 - Wait, i thought Kakashi is the one that did that Jitsu.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2012 on A ninja's weakness. -3
User avatar #47 - ghirahn (08/15/2012) [-]
It is a substitution Jutsu, commonly used throughout that world.
think of its use like Zubat.
#46 - kingchase (08/15/2012) [-]
#32 - zapperbaconz (08/14/2012) [-]
No I believe thats actually a really simple jutsu.Many ninjas probably know it

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Latest users (1): xxkosukexx, anonymous(2).
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User avatar #227 - awesomerninjathing (4 hours ago) [-]
yo fam what's your tumblr again

I just made one and imma follow you
User avatar #226 - thelizardlord (02/18/2015) [-]
Why are you posting links of "dinosaurs" that lead nowhere?
User avatar #224 - splosh (02/10/2015) [-]
What a dumb ****** cunt.
User avatar #167 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
Lol another ****** to make fun of! Let me communicate with you in your native language. Ooga Booga Unga Tuglug Bonga Roog!
User avatar #170 to #167 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Native? I live in Seattle and my native language is English and "Ooga Booga Unga Tuglug Bonga Roog!" doesn't translate to anything.
User avatar #173 to #171 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
That's not even a solid Somali sentence either, if you went up to a Somali person and said that they would be confused.
User avatar #221 to #173 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
you're falling for his bait.
User avatar #172 to #171 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
It is for anybody that chooses to learn it. I don't need to waste my time arguing with an ignorant dunce.
User avatar #174 to #172 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
Says the ****** . Now how do I do that Twitter crying face emojin or whatever you basketball-americans call it?
#176 to #174 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
I don't know what you mean. I am also sure you look like this.
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#177 to #176 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
meanwhile
#178 to #177 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
I actually look like this.
#179 to #178 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
i do not see a distinction
User avatar #182 to #179 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
As you heavily breathe on your computer i am snapchatting a white chick and she is showing me her booty cuz i'm such a wonderful ****** .
User avatar #197 to #182 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
congrats, you got a whore to show you her ass
you're going places, my friend. Most of those places end in "Penitentiary", but those are still places tho.
User avatar #199 to #197 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Lol you are probably sayin this from inside your moms house.
User avatar #202 to #199 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
I got an apartment a few hundred kilometers away from my moms house but yeah sure, whatever helps you cope, fag.
User avatar #180 to #179 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Difference is, is that i'ma 9/10 and you are a 1/10 and i get laid and you sit on the computer and be racist because your dick is small. Lol
User avatar #181 to #180 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
Is that what your Uncle tells you?
#185 to #181 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
ecomp that's what i thought...
User avatar #186 to #185 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
ye that
User avatar #188 to #186 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Are you trolling or do you actually hate black people? What ever man you are entitled to your opinion even if it's stupid but be careful around those ******* cuz you'll get slapped actin racist.
User avatar #191 to #188 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
there aint no ******* in ****** canada so what do i care, faggot?
User avatar #193 to #191 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
If you aren't around black people than why would you hate them assuming you have never met one. What you hear about black people on FJ is mostly stereotypes. I live in the worst ghetto in Seattle and i am telling you that if you have never met a black person than ylu can't judge so quick.
User avatar #200 to #193 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
All Stereotypes stem from truth, ****** .
User avatar #204 to #200 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Lol you think the word ***** offends me? I live in the hood and i hear that all the time. Mexicans spray painted "I hate ****** " on the side of my friends house. It doesn't matter to me.
User avatar #206 to #204 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
Ye
User avatar #216 to #206 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Lol what a coincidence i did Muay Thai in 9th grade.
User avatar #217 to #216 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
shoulda stuck with it, i hate when people cant stick to something
#214 to #206 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Well i'm done with you, you made the girl i was snapchatting laugh she likes your cool sunglasses you look very gangster. Are those Raybanz?
User avatar #215 to #214 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
tell her i do muay-thai
;)
User avatar #212 to #206 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
What ever, you are a confused guy. Hopefully you are trolling because people like you don't deserve to have jobs.
User avatar #213 to #212 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
At least we can perform them * ****** crying tweet face here
User avatar #210 to #206 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
You don't let ****** in canada? Explain Drake, The Weeknd, Tory Lanez, justin Bieber is technically a ****** cuz he acts like one, i've also been to British Colombia twice remember i live in Seattle which is south of BC.
User avatar #211 to #210 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
Not in the Prairies at least. But I guess that goes the same with America.
User avatar #208 to #206 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
You are also Canadian and have probably never met a thugged out Coonin ***** in your life, god damn you are Canadian. I'd understand if you lived in Texas or Mississipi but no you are Canadian and you choose to be racist because you probably think it makes you cool. What ever floats your boat Honest Supreme White Man.
User avatar #209 to #208 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
There aint no ******* here cuz we dont let no ******* here. Nobody around me likes any sort of ethnic person
User avatar #183 to #181 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
What you look like? Post a selfie and i will submit to white supremacy just so i can see how ugly and miserable you are.
#187 to #183 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
selfies are for gays so heres some facebook ****
#190 to #187 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Complete stud man. 10/10 bet all the white girls want to get on your neo-nazi D. Real 						****					.
Complete stud man. 10/10 bet all the white girls want to get on your neo-nazi D. Real **** .
#192 to #190 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
says the 						******					 with lips your mom would be jealous of
says the ****** with lips your mom would be jealous of
#194 to #192 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Yeah i got pussy lickin lips.
Yeah i got pussy lickin lips.
#195 to #194 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
&gt;lips   
&gt;licking
>lips
>licking
User avatar #196 to #195 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
You mad cuz i be like "Ooga Booga WHERE DA WHITE WIMMINZ AT" and they allf lock in my direction and spread they legs. You know how easy i can get a fat white girl to suck my dick, it's like stealing candy from a baby.
User avatar #198 to #196 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
And why would I want a whore anyways? That's the problems with ******* , you got no morals, and thats why you all have AIDS
#222 to #198 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
He fell for all of it.
User avatar #223 to #222 - ecomp (02/05/2015) [-]
yeah he did
User avatar #205 to #198 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
It's 2015 and you believe God is real.
User avatar #207 to #205 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
Gr8 job Fag-nation!
User avatar #201 to #198 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
I got morals tho, i also have never had sex with out a condom before so i am clean.
User avatar #203 to #201 - ecomp (01/30/2015) [-]
Not in the eyes of god, heathen.
User avatar #148 - davidavidson (01/29/2015) [-]
If all ******* left America tomorrow...

(keep in mind blacks only make 14% of the US population)
-The prison population would go down by 37%
-There would be almost 50% less gang members
-Rape would go down significantly
-Overweight and obesity percentage would go down by 10%
-Average IQ would go up 7 points, putting the USA tied for third with Japan
-SAT scores would go up by about 100 points
-ACT scores would go up by 5.5 points
-AIDS and HIV would go down by over 67%
-Chlamydia cases would go down by 50%
-Gonorrhea would go down by 69%
-Syphilis would go would go down by 58%
-The average income would be over 20k more per year
-The amount of people in poverty would go down by over 30%
-Homelessness would go down by 57%
-And the number of welfare recipients would go down by about 40%

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_United_States
www.bop.gov/news/quick.jsp#1
kff.org/other/state-indicator/adult-overweightobesity-rate-by-re/
www.nytimes.com/books/first/j/jencks-gap.html
www.amfirstbooks.com/IntroPages/NonToolbarTopics/IdeologicalQuiz/Quiz-3-Commentary/IdeolQuiz_Answer_02.html
aids.gov/hiv-aids-basics/hiv-aids-101/statistics/
www.cdc.gov/std/stats11/gonorrhea.htm
www.cdc.gov/std/stats11/syphilis.htm
www.cdc.gov/std/stats11/chlamydia.htm
www.census.gov/compendia/statab/2012/tables/12s0697.pdf
kff.org/other/state-indicator/poverty-rate-by-raceethnicity/
homeless.samhsa.gov/ResourceFiles/hrc_factsheet.pdf
www.statisticbrain.com/welfare-statistics/
www.nationalgangcenter.gov/survey-analysis/demographics
nces.ed.gov/fastfacts/display.asp?id=171
nces.ed.gov/programs/digest/d10/tables/dt10_155.asp
Anthony Walsh (January 2004). Race and crime: a biosocial analysis. Nova Publishers. pp. 23–24. ISBN 978-1-59033-970-1. Retrieved 1 October 2011.
User avatar #149 to #148 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
49 percent of white people in America are overweight and of course your bored lonely ass would waste your time to do the math, i also don't have welfare or food stamps so this don't apply to me.
User avatar #218 to #149 - cognosceteipsum (01/30/2015) [-]
"Of course your bored lonely ass would waste your time to do math" you wouldn't be alive if ''bored lonely asses'' didn't ''waste'' their time doing maths.
User avatar #150 to #149 - davidavidson (01/29/2015) [-]
Never trust a ******** words.
User avatar #184 to #169 - davidavidson (01/30/2015) [-]
Lettle LEL MCLEL PUFFS!

UR CORRECT!
User avatar #151 to #150 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
Look it up, 49 percent of white people in the U.S. are over weight. I also can't apply for welfare, i have 1 full time job and a part time job and i don't have any kids. There are also more white people on welfare than blacks.
User avatar #152 to #151 - davidavidson (01/29/2015) [-]
Per-capita there are far more blacks on welfare than whites. Thank god we are still the dominant race.
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User avatar #140 - davidavidson (01/29/2015) [-]
OGGA BUGGA WER DA WHIT WUMEN AT?
User avatar #141 to #140 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
White women nasty unless they are tan.
#143 to #142 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
We stealin all you women that why u mad?
#144 to #143 - davidavidson (01/29/2015) [-]
>Kim K

>White

Pick 1 Jamal
User avatar #145 to #144 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
Lol you know the reason the KKK got pointed hoods is so they can hide their dunce caps.
User avatar #146 to #145 - davidavidson (01/29/2015) [-]
That's original Jamal. You know why ******* get horrible grades and stay on welfare their whole life? Because nature.
User avatar #153 to #146 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
Lol i got B's and C's like an ordinary ***** i also played football in High school and i could of went to USC but i was too broke at the time to pay for college.
User avatar #154 to #153 - davidavidson (01/29/2015) [-]
>Has $180 to put in his lap

>Too broke for college

>Builds weed rockets for obama

Make up your mind Jamal.
User avatar #155 to #154 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
Like i said at teh time i was broke. I'm not white like you where i can get a college loan cuz my parents credit score wasn't that good you know how it is being a hood rat like me. Stop calling me Jamal that is not even my name but i like that name might name my son that if i have one. I never said i build weed rockets, i am a soudn engineer which means i make rap isntrumentals and sell them to rappers and i work at a weed dispensary and ring up people's orders so they can get their medicine, much like a pharmacy except a more natural remedy.
User avatar #156 to #155 - davidavidson (01/29/2015) [-]
I believe you Jamal
User avatar #157 to #156 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
What job you got? Just curious, you must be really prestigious to have a 401k and a checkbook and credit. I mean i don't have a 401k so you must be a hard working upperclass white knight. What job you got and if you went to college what was your major?
User avatar #158 to #157 - davidavidson (01/29/2015) [-]
I post on FJ for a living
User avatar #159 to #158 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
How do you make money? Do you still live with your parents LOL
User avatar #160 to #159 - davidavidson (01/29/2015) [-]
I live with admin and we post all day
User avatar #161 to #160 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
Lol my point, i am black and i am more succesful than you. It's okay i am pretty sure KFC is hiring or go to McDonalds if you wanna be around less ****** .
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User avatar #162 to #161 - davidavidson (01/29/2015) [-]
Trust me. Just because I don't want to tell you want I do, doesn't mean you are more successful than me Jamal.

I get mad paper
User avatar #163 to #162 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
Pfff i bet you don't even have a bank account let alone a car.
User avatar #165 to #163 - davidavidson (01/29/2015) [-]
I have 2 cars
User avatar #166 to #165 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
I have 1, it's a 2003 C230 benz. I don't gotta flex.
#131 - Elk (01/11/2015) [-]
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Wow, someone argues with you, and suddenly you're like, "I'll beat your ass in real life," and, "These kids don't even do drugs." If you're only half ****** , why be so racist against rights I mean whites?

Seriously, whites aren't oppressing blacks anymore than blacks are oppressing whites.

You just got pwnt by britexplain.

I bet you got your ass beaten so much as a kid. You even look like a pussy. You should actually kill yourself.
User avatar #133 to #131 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
damn ***** you really hurt my feelings. Jk your a fag
#134 to #133 - Elk (01/24/2015) [-]
I just can't believe you're this butthurt and delusional over whites.
I just can't believe you're this butthurt and delusional over whites.
User avatar #135 to #134 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
I'm not butt hurt about whites, i'm butt hurt about stupid ass ignorant racists.
User avatar #136 to #135 - Elk (01/24/2015) [-]
Oh, the Iron knee!
User avatar #138 to #136 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
You're a racist cunt just stay off my profile and don't talk to me you dumb ass faggot.
User avatar #139 to #138 - Elk (01/24/2015) [-]
lol
User avatar #137 to #136 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
How, i don't hate anyone for their race. What is ironic?
#111 - anonexplains (01/09/2015) [-]
look at this stupid ******
User avatar #112 to #111 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
lol you the same anon talkin **** like a lilb itch see me in ****** person ***** come to 11419 19th Avenue Southeast A101
Everett, WA 98208 and see me *****
User avatar #113 to #112 - imboyo (01/10/2015) [-]
Do you really think anyone will do that?
User avatar #114 to #113 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
yea cuz smoke em
User avatar #115 to #114 - imboyo (01/10/2015) [-]
Unlikely
User avatar #117 to #115 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #120 to #119 - imboyo (01/10/2015) [-]
I don't get it. Is this supposed to be a song that plays after I got rekt?
User avatar #122 to #120 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISHPumshGgA This one is ultra rekt you died on tht one from swag
User avatar #121 to #120 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
This is my rekt theme music
User avatar #86 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
Your stories are really cool. Please tell me cool stories about doing drugs because you're so cool.
User avatar #123 to #86 - sciencexplain (01/10/2015) [-]
>>90, Really cool? Naah, bro, we need to go further. They're ******* refrigerated.
User avatar #124 to #123 - britexplain (01/10/2015) [-]
You sure they're not frozen?
User avatar #127 to #124 - sciencexplain (01/10/2015) [-]
******* more frozen than ice cube. And vanilla ice. Put together. That's some cold ass **** right there.
User avatar #128 to #127 - britexplain (01/11/2015) [-]
But do you know what's cooler than cool?
User avatar #129 to #128 - sciencexplain (01/11/2015) [-]
Not this guy. REKT
User avatar #126 to #125 - britexplain (01/10/2015) [-]
Frozen is cooler than refrigerated.
User avatar #90 to #86 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
but honestly i think it's funny how i can't tell a story about my life with out people saying it's fake or thinkin im some ******* 12 yr old white kid.
#91 to #90 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
So this is you?
So this is you?
User avatar #92 to #91 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Not literally everything wasn't swirly on acid, it was noticeably swirly just not colorful. Half the ****** on fj don't experiment with LSD so they assume **** and go like "LOL COOL STORY BRO."
User avatar #93 to #92 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
LOL COOL STORY BRO
User avatar #94 to #93 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
you are probably 14. Because you like to bug the **** out of people.
User avatar #95 to #94 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
Do you seriously not understand what a joke is?
User avatar #96 to #95 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Lol you are an idiot to ask a dumb question like that. No **** . A joke is something meant to laugh at and i didn't laugh so eat a dick.
User avatar #97 to #96 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
Right, I see now why you have less friends on this site than joshlol.
User avatar #88 to #86 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
a couple swags ago, i did 10 whole marijuanas. BUT FOREAL ***** I DID ACID ONE TIME AND WALKED TO THE MALL AND THEN SAT IN A CAR FOR 45 MINUTES AND TALKED ABOUT **** .
User avatar #87 to #86 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
I have a lot of cool drug swag 420 stories
User avatar #89 to #87 - britexplain (01/09/2015) [-]
How many marijuanas have you injected?
User avatar #80 - partially (01/09/2015) [-]
i also took an arrow to..
OH MY GOD are you ******* 9
#82 to #80 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Do i Look 9 to you?
User avatar #84 to #82 - partially (01/09/2015) [-]
dam son
don't kill me
User avatar #81 to #80 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
i'm tryna bring back the old days
User avatar #83 to #81 - partially (01/09/2015) [-]
i'm just fukin witcha homie
i'm a total gangster myself
you can tell by my ******* cool hat i also a pretty swaggy hat collection on my profile
User avatar #85 to #83 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
nah ***** gangs aren't cool, that's how my uncle got put in prison n **** and same with my big sis who is in jail rn. **** all tht gang hood **** .
User avatar #78 - maybetraffy (01/08/2015) [-]
I fart in your general direction
User avatar #79 to #78 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
i can't smell it cuz i smell is this loud
User avatar #75 - capslockrage (12/21/2014) [-]
I would think you were trolling if I didn't know 10 other ******* exactly like you
#74 - sickboi (12/09/2014) [-]
your comps are the 						****					, actually make me lol
your comps are the **** , actually make me lol
#73 - Indoknight (12/09/2014) [-]
great comps man

you're making my day
#71 - bongldr (12/09/2014) [-]
***** ill catch yo ass lackin **** boy bds gon catch yo ass slipping fool i b smokng on dat kosuke pack soon boy my word is law so dont test me weak ass ***** u ain bout dat life cuz dont **** with the bds you gon end up in a casket ill bury all dem opps 6 ft deep nah talkin bout ion give a **** ***** #3hunna
User avatar #116 to #71 - imboyo (01/10/2015) [-]
What the **** .
User avatar #72 to #71 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
boy bdk ***** who u think u is boii don test ion play dat **** rns fucc boi folk gang ***** . GDN all day, BD's dirty ass ****** and all dat GDK **** weak boi u aint **** don b flexin on me like dat, betta recognize.
User avatar #66 - kanatana ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
Hey, know I'm probably bugging you, but I play the items game and was wondering if I could have your FJ points. Just thought I'd ask.
User avatar #76 to #66 - capslockrage (12/21/2014) [-]
LOL @ U
User avatar #77 to #76 - kanatana ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
YUNG ***** MOVE DAT DOPE
User avatar #69 to #67 - kanatana ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
Do me a favor? Gonna mention you in a comment on the items board, reply to it. Can't send a trade offer from my end unless you have items in your profile, this is just the fastest way.
User avatar #68 to #67 - kanatana ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
I like you already.
User avatar #70 to #68 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
WALK IN DA BANDO SEE BRICKS ON THE TABLE!
#65 - anonexplains (12/04/2014) [-]
You're such a stupid ****** i bet you have never even got laid xD
#64 - anonexplains (12/03/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
#60 - folkflunky (11/27/2014) [-]
You done ****** up now.
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