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Date Signed Up:2/28/2011
Last Login:6/12/2014
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#40 - lol okay 01/18/2013 on xxkosukexx's profile 0
#99 - Yes it did happen, i was hanging out with all my friends and w… 01/18/2013 on is this normal? +3
#46 - Check out freddie gibbs, asap rocky, and odd future. They're s…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/18/2013 on Hurricane names +2
User avatar #57 - sammyjankiis (01/18/2013) [-]
Ya i love all those guys! Surprised you know Freddie Gibbs! Not to many people have heard of him!
User avatar #58 - xxkosukexx (01/18/2013) [-]
He's my favorite rapper actually. I show all my friends Freddie Gibbs and they absolutely love him.
#77 - PhuckingPhreak (01/18/2013) [-]
goddamn bros, im tired of over genereralizing in funny junk people saying the community cant tal about rap and hiphip, like yea i dont want to read about any young money bullshit but TDE rappers and OF are my shit
User avatar #88 - sammyjankiis (01/18/2013) [-]
Top Def is the best um and coming group by far. Soul, kendrick, and the rest
are just killing it.
User avatar #321 - PhuckingPhreak (01/19/2013) [-]
school boy there he go
#108 - Bronies are the weirdest group of people ever. There is a bro…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2013 on Lauren! -2
#112 - bigfatmeany (01/18/2013) [-]
Just keep in mind not all bronies are like that!
#82 - Nigga put yo dumb ass copy pasta on 4chan, this is funnyjunk.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2013 on is this normal? -5
#87 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
Then why is 90% of the front page usually 4chan/Tumblr/Reddit?
#76 - Last time some white kid said that to me i broke his nose and …  [+] (10 new replies) 01/18/2013 on is this normal? +2
#94 - cyanidesandvich (01/18/2013) [-]
aggressive nigger alert
#86 - ARRRGGGG (01/18/2013) [-]
Last time a white kid said that to me I looked at him funny because I'm not black. Say that to my face and I probably won't do anything because it doesn't directly affect me in any way. You already made an account so go ahead and talk shit.
#80 - pelwi (01/18/2013) [-]
#79 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#98 - calibratuner (01/18/2013) [-]
Wow, you are a fagot.
#106 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
User avatar #82 - xxkosukexx (01/18/2013) [-]
Nigga put yo dumb ass copy pasta on 4chan, this is funnyjunk.
#87 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
Then why is 90% of the front page usually 4chan/Tumblr/Reddit?
#78 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
Typical nigger behaviour.
#107 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
#73 - It's fun being black because only other black people know what…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/18/2013 on is this normal? +18
#95 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
Last time somebody said that to you?

Nobody ever said that to you, stop lying to yourself.

Also, I don't agree with racist-anon, but anyone with half a brain could tell that nobody has told you that you belong in jail because you're black, let alone that you should hang for it.
User avatar #99 - xxkosukexx (01/18/2013) [-]
Yes it did happen, i was hanging out with all my friends and we were smoking anda white kid was smoking with us. I was smoking him out because he smoked me out one time, and he started talking shit on my friend Kian, so i told him if you talk shit like that you don't belong here, and then he told me i belong in jail. So i jabbed him in the nose and he cried like a little bitch.
#74 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
You do belong somewhere, you belong in jail, or at the end of a rope.
User avatar #76 - xxkosukexx (01/18/2013) [-]
Last time some white kid said that to me i broke his nose and watched the blood dye his shirt red. Say that to my face you dumb little anon go make an account and talk shit.
#94 - cyanidesandvich (01/18/2013) [-]
aggressive nigger alert
#86 - ARRRGGGG (01/18/2013) [-]
Last time a white kid said that to me I looked at him funny because I'm not black. Say that to my face and I probably won't do anything because it doesn't directly affect me in any way. You already made an account so go ahead and talk shit.
#80 - pelwi (01/18/2013) [-]
#79 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#98 - calibratuner (01/18/2013) [-]
Wow, you are a fagot.
#106 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
User avatar #82 - xxkosukexx (01/18/2013) [-]
Nigga put yo dumb ass copy pasta on 4chan, this is funnyjunk.
#87 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
Then why is 90% of the front page usually 4chan/Tumblr/Reddit?
#78 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
Typical nigger behaviour.
#107 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
#233 - Shut the fuck up and go fap to hentai you dirt ass nigga lmfao 01/18/2013 on OP IS TRULY, TRULY,... +3
#131 - I do that so much to this one autistic kid that comes over to …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2013 on Gaming Dad +4
#159 - neosonic (01/18/2013) [-]
MF for the whole post until i see this
#101 - I normally am one to hang with my friends all the time, i can … 01/17/2013 on The sad truth 0
#180 - I don't have a problem with anybody unless they try and harm o… 01/17/2013 on My flamboyant hero -1
#334 - He probably loved her. You can laugh all you want and call him… 01/16/2013 on dramatic breakup +1
#82 - **xxkosukexx rolls 911** i ran out of trips so just take thi…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Hold my beer +7
#85 - taintedangel (01/15/2013) [-]
Ok then, mate.
#93 - anonymous (01/15/2013) [-]
this is how you do trips *roll 3*
#37 - I got so many pipes doh. What i like about those pipes is you … 01/15/2013 on Bitch please 0
#160 - omfg 01/15/2013 on shrek 0
#65 - **xxkosukexx rolls 125**  [+] (4 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Hold my beer 0
User avatar #79 - taintedangel (01/15/2013) [-]
**taintedangel rolls 956** no you hold my trips
User avatar #82 - xxkosukexx (01/15/2013) [-]
**xxkosukexx rolls 911** i ran out of trips so just take this bull shit instead.
#85 - taintedangel (01/15/2013) [-]
Ok then, mate.
#93 - anonymous (01/15/2013) [-]
this is how you do trips *roll 3*
#94 - Justin Bieber also lives and breathes. might as well kill your… 01/15/2013 on Well played +6
#58 - **xxkosukexx rolls 538** hold my trips  [+] (6 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Hold my beer 0
User avatar #62 - popkornking (01/15/2013) [-]
**popkornking rolls 988** no u
User avatar #65 - xxkosukexx (01/15/2013) [-]
**xxkosukexx rolls 125**
User avatar #79 - taintedangel (01/15/2013) [-]
**taintedangel rolls 956** no you hold my trips
User avatar #82 - xxkosukexx (01/15/2013) [-]
**xxkosukexx rolls 911** i ran out of trips so just take this bull shit instead.
#85 - taintedangel (01/15/2013) [-]
Ok then, mate.
#93 - anonymous (01/15/2013) [-]
this is how you do trips *roll 3*
#63 - People on /b/ are honestly the most fucked up people ever.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2013 on I don't even know +1
User avatar #70 - happypancake (01/15/2013) [-]
I think people are just like that anyway but /b/ enables people to show their crazy side.
#13 - I just dropped my silver ware on the floor and named 3 kids. 01/14/2013 on Fill Werrell vs. onedirection +6
#56 - How come all these comments have so many damn thumbs.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2013 on Inner Goddess (Sorry about... +1
#82 - coldfusion (01/14/2013) [-]
They've been rearranged by the amount of thumbs.
highest thumbed goes first now, not the newest as it used to be before.
#255 - **xxkosukexx rolls 4,395** 01/14/2013 on FJ Logic -3
#254 - **xxkosukexx rolls 49** funny comment 01/14/2013 on FJ Logic -4
#251 - **xxkosukexx rolls 528** 01/14/2013 on FJ Logic 0
#165 - **xxkosukexx rolls 36** 01/14/2013 on Magic? 0

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#43 - arcticassassin (11/08/2013) [-]
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.   
*sigh*
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.
*sigh*
User avatar #44 to #43 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
lol wat
User avatar #45 to #44 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Everyone thought you deleted your account because you weren't allowed to post porn.
User avatar #46 to #45 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
am i famous or some shit
User avatar #47 to #46 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Not exactly.
But how did you come back?
Didn't you delete your account?
User avatar #48 to #47 - xxkosukexx (12/01/2013) [-]
i don't think so. may be i did idk. i only go on funnyjunk if im high asf or shit faced wasted lol
#49 to #48 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
I remember it was deleted as some point.
Enjoy your high-shit facing.
User avatar #41 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
Did you delete your tumblr after that whole comment incident?
User avatar #42 to #41 - xxkosukexx (04/21/2013) [-]
No haha, i changed my url and forgot to switch it on my funnyjunk cuz i never go on fj much anymore. my url is capri-c0rn now haha why would i delete it haha i got hella followers
User avatar #39 - cyanidesandvich (01/18/2013) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #40 to #39 - xxkosukexx (01/18/2013) [-]
lol okay
User avatar #32 - SuperHyperCrazy ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
Do you have Saints Row on Xbox?
User avatar #33 to #32 - xxkosukexx (04/11/2012) [-]
no i have it on pc
#34 to #33 - SuperHyperCrazy ONLINE (04/12/2012) [-]
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
#27 - bigsaltyballs ONLINE (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass****
#26 - billythemilkman (03/13/2012) [-]
Have you ever seen that new use- DUMBASS.
#25 - amenthatip (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #23 - thebeardguy (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass.
User avatar #21 - Yeeyeeyee (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #20 - akwardsalmon (03/13/2012) [-]
U A DUMBASS NIGGA
User avatar #19 - dragonbornargonian (03/13/2012) [-]
You are a dumbass.
#18 - anonymous (03/13/2012) [-]
Y U SUCH A DUMBASS?
User avatar #17 - stafflessmoses (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass.
#16 - anonymous (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
User avatar #15 - iwasherenotyou (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
#13 - shtinkyfinger (03/13/2012) [-]
you're a dumbass
#12 - anonymous (02/27/2012) [-]
The fuck i say about rolling more? Now you got me firing up my proxy and shit.
User avatar #10 - ninjathomas ONLINE (02/10/2012) [-]
i give u a big hug
User avatar #11 to #10 - xxkosukexx (02/10/2012) [-]
dats cool
User avatar #7 - ilikeitrough (01/03/2012) [-]
d'you ever listen to ViViD? or matenrou opera?
User avatar #8 to #7 - xxkosukexx (01/03/2012) [-]
I listen to The Gazette, bring me the horizon, slipknot, alice nine, ViViD sometimes, and other shit.
User avatar #9 to #8 - ilikeitrough (01/03/2012) [-]
I like the gazette, Slipknot, ViViD, My chemical Romance...
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