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Consoles Owned: I got an xbox one nigga
Video Games Played: BF4, GTA5, COD, Shogun 2
X-box Gamertag: maddman4
Date Signed Up:2/28/2011
Last Login:9/20/2014
Location:Seattle
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#146 - Your a fag.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2013 on The difference is in the mix! -14
#148 - peopleforpeace (02/02/2013) [-]
*you're
User avatar #176 - princeofbrokensoul (02/02/2013) [-]
Thats what you think
#144 - I love being black.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Black History Month +2
#148 - theholyghost has deleted their comment.
User avatar #150 - xxkosukexx (02/02/2013) [-]
Thank you
#185 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
As a fellow nigger, I must say I love watching amateur porn. It's like an entire genre of porn devoted to dudes with smaller dicks than me.
#48 - I smoked my first bowl at 4 with my big cousin. I have never d…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Sorry, Sorry, Sorry. +1
User avatar #52 - mookiez (02/02/2013) [-]
Honestly gald To here You would never touch it. even though I've done hard shit. I would never shoot up, never. That is just to far. I would never touch heroin either. I lost My best friend because of My addiction because He thought I stole his stuff for pills. I didn't though. and opiates are lortab, percocet morphine etc. It gives You the most wonderful sense of euphoria and a warm body buzz.. That's what I do. When you get those, they are pain pills. be careful because You will get some in a couple years for Your wisdom teeth. try no to abuse them. They are super addicting. you will get some from a doctor some time in Your life. When You do, try to remember back to this. Because the addiction comes fast. I'm glad to here You won't touch the other shit. I would not wish it on anyone. And What is a brownhead? I have not heard that term before. I'm guessing it's shooting heroin.
User avatar #53 - xxkosukexx (02/02/2013) [-]
Well i fuck with xanax cuz my sister gets it. I smash it into my lean.
User avatar #54 - mookiez (02/02/2013) [-]
The withdraw from those are worse than opiates. But You have to be on them for 2 weeks strait before that happens.
#137 - This is to all the hard core gamers. 02/02/2013 on Midnight Relese +16
#34 - Follow me please, I'll follow back. My blog may be a…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Sorry, Sorry, Sorry. -5
User avatar #49 - advicedude (02/02/2013) [-]
>lil0nbitch
no
User avatar #44 - mookiez (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm 14 years old and smoke pot. no one cares dude. Why do people point this out. If We want to say what drugs we've done trying to sound like a badass I'll go. Let Me see I started smoking pot at 11 didn't stop till I was 17. I did coke at 13. I was snorting pills at 15. sonata=tripping balls. Snorted xanex and opiates. I'm 19 now and addicted to opiates. Do I think this makes Me cool, no I don't. I'm a fucking dumbass and I wish I would have never smoked My first joint. My dad warned Me when He knew I was smoking pot. He told it was a gateway drug, I said bullshit. I should have listened. I hate it when people have to say they smoke pot. it really leads to other drugs. Just for Your sake never, never fucking do opiates. I'm sorry I just get pissed. Yea there are some people that just smoke pot. That's good there is nothing wrong with pot. But it can lead to other drugs. I didn't listen. I'm 19 now and addicted to pills. Just stick with pot. I'm sorry for My rage. But I was a dumbass for doing the other stuff. I'm not afraid to admit it. the addiction took hold so fast. My mom warned Me. My dad warned Me, My sister warned Me and Her boyfriend warned Me. I didn't listen. You're 14 don't waste Your life on drugs. Stay in school go to college. I'm in college right now, And it is so damn hard working with this addiction. Just heed My warning bro. I don't like seeing other people in My shoes. Just stick with pot.
User avatar #48 - xxkosukexx (02/02/2013) [-]
I smoked my first bowl at 4 with my big cousin. I have never done any other drug except lean. I just pointed it out because it explains my tumblr. My tumblr is urban shit. I have never done opiates ever. My big cousin smokes fucking brown. he stole all my weed and my ipod, sold them for some heroin and smoked it in his bathroom and just gave me a miami heat hat as a fucking trade. I was hella pissed but my cousin would beat my ass. He's a fucking folk, he's killed niggas and doesn't fucking care. So i just took his shit. Honestly i'd never do any other drug. My whole family is alcoholics, brown heads, potheads, crackheads, gang bangers, my family is so fucked with that shit. I'll never touch that shit.
User avatar #52 - mookiez (02/02/2013) [-]
Honestly gald To here You would never touch it. even though I've done hard shit. I would never shoot up, never. That is just to far. I would never touch heroin either. I lost My best friend because of My addiction because He thought I stole his stuff for pills. I didn't though. and opiates are lortab, percocet morphine etc. It gives You the most wonderful sense of euphoria and a warm body buzz.. That's what I do. When you get those, they are pain pills. be careful because You will get some in a couple years for Your wisdom teeth. try no to abuse them. They are super addicting. you will get some from a doctor some time in Your life. When You do, try to remember back to this. Because the addiction comes fast. I'm glad to here You won't touch the other shit. I would not wish it on anyone. And What is a brownhead? I have not heard that term before. I'm guessing it's shooting heroin.
User avatar #53 - xxkosukexx (02/02/2013) [-]
Well i fuck with xanax cuz my sister gets it. I smash it into my lean.
User avatar #54 - mookiez (02/02/2013) [-]
The withdraw from those are worse than opiates. But You have to be on them for 2 weeks strait before that happens.
#74 - What the actual ******* **** did i j… 02/01/2013 on Fine nigger 0
#183 - Picture 02/01/2013 on Shrek -1
#343 - Yeah, but it was hard for me to do that though. I'm mostly int…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on total war gamers 0
User avatar #352 - jjvoodoo (01/31/2013) [-]
to each there own
#127 - I played shogun 2, and it was so ******* hard i c…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2013 on total war gamers 0
User avatar #150 - jjvoodoo (01/31/2013) [-]
did you keep an eye on your food supply? that fucked me over on my first run through
User avatar #343 - xxkosukexx (01/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, but it was hard for me to do that though. I'm mostly into shooters and shit anyways.
User avatar #352 - jjvoodoo (01/31/2013) [-]
to each there own
#103 - Damn, that's some super bud.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2013 on Quarter pounder 0
User avatar #113 - desuforeverlulz (01/31/2013) [-]
Are you kidding? Look closer man. There's a ton of stems and shake in that bag.
#78 - How come when ever Chris Brown does something wrong he gets aw… 01/31/2013 on If Pop Stars Were Birds 0
#37 - So much money to buy weed and pepsi...... 01/31/2013 on What if... +3
#66 - Leon trotsky probably had the worst luck ever. Put in prison t… 01/31/2013 on Dictators +1
#149 - My brother is called Jack, he's fat, smelly, and creepy lol. 01/31/2013 on Jack 0
#21 - LoL is so hard for me to understand. I tried it, and it makes … 01/30/2013 on Riot LoL Legitness 0
#99 - obviously russians 01/29/2013 on Perfect Timing #86: Just... -2
#93 - Well, I don't like watermelon and the only fried chicken i lik…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2013 on Racism in Massachussetts +24
#94 - tomowrath (01/28/2013) [-]
#88 - type in [small][small] and put the text between it  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2013 on Racism in Massachussetts +6
User avatar #95 - fickdich (01/28/2013) [-]
Finally, my inner-most thoughts can be revealed through the slightest whisper
User avatar #96 - fickdich (01/28/2013) [-]
You all shall pay
User avatar #90 - xXBananaBishopXx (01/28/2013) [-]
Gracias
#81 - I am black and i live where all the rich white kids live. So m…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/28/2013 on Racism in Massachussetts +28
User avatar #132 - fadetometallica (01/28/2013) [-]
So you decide to make it religious discrimination?
I'm a Mormon and have no problems with anyone of any creed or color. Mind, I'm legally required to not discriminate, but the point still stands.
And then bringing up racism towards other races, too?
Maybe the few people where you live act that way, but maybe you should be the bigger person and realize that not every Mormon,Korean, Vietnamese, etc. person is like that. Racism and discrimination are the same no matter who is doing it and who is receiving it. So maybe you should stop the cycle and treat everyone the same. If nothing else, you end up the better person.
User avatar #133 - fadetometallica (01/28/2013) [-]
That being said, I do agree with you on some things. them hating on black people and then trying to act black is just fucking retarded and they should all die, regardless of color or creed. So just do that, hate all stupid people equally.
#91 - tomowrath (01/28/2013) [-]
But you must answer the one true question.


Do you like fried chicken and watermelon?
User avatar #120 - dbrak (01/28/2013) [-]
but who doesn't love those things? :D
User avatar #93 - xxkosukexx (01/28/2013) [-]
Well, I don't like watermelon and the only fried chicken i like is popeyes.
#94 - tomowrath (01/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #84 - xXBananaBishopXx (01/28/2013) [-]
Does the owner of the house you're living in know you're there?

[small] I kid of course.
User avatar #85 - xXBananaBishopXx (01/28/2013) [-]
I fail, I don't know how to make small text.
User avatar #88 - xxkosukexx (01/28/2013) [-]
type in [small][small] and put the text between it
User avatar #95 - fickdich (01/28/2013) [-]
Finally, my inner-most thoughts can be revealed through the slightest whisper
User avatar #96 - fickdich (01/28/2013) [-]
You all shall pay
User avatar #90 - xXBananaBishopXx (01/28/2013) [-]
Gracias
#28162 - Someday i wanna get a really good job and get fat and have a h…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #28198 - Onemanretardpack (01/28/2013) [-]
Well I'm already there. Minus the job, the wife and the weed
#118 - where can i download this game..... for free  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2013 on Mind your D 0
#134 - thycupcake (01/28/2013) [-]
You should know where to go.
#2736219 - **xxkosukexx rolls 6,459** 01/28/2013 on Play items 0
#15 - That would probably poke a hole in the condom. 01/28/2013 on Made this for my roommate... 0
#28087 - I just fat people. They are picky cocky ***** . Th…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +4
User avatar #28154 - Onemanretardpack (01/28/2013) [-]
Agreed. I'm a chubby guy, but I accept that it's my fault. I used to work out and all that shit, and I was pretty fit. Then the family standard-issue depression hit me like a ton of bricks. Had no energy or the will to do anything, let alone work out. Goes on for like a year, then my life starts getting better, and it's not as bad. Now I'm just a happy fatty, burning the weight I can while I'm looking for a job
User avatar #28162 - xxkosukexx (01/28/2013) [-]
Someday i wanna get a really good job and get fat and have a hot ass wife and just smoke weed all day.
User avatar #28198 - Onemanretardpack (01/28/2013) [-]
Well I'm already there. Minus the job, the wife and the weed
#15 - Everytime i free prisoner i just kill him afterwards lol 01/28/2013 on Freeing a prisoner in Skyrim +9

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User avatar #51 - gugek (09/18/2014) [-]
I hope you had a great day today!
#43 - arcticassassin (11/08/2013) [-]
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.   
*sigh*
He killed himself because he couldn't post porn.
*sigh*
User avatar #44 to #43 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
lol wat
User avatar #45 to #44 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Everyone thought you deleted your account because you weren't allowed to post porn.
User avatar #46 to #45 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
am i famous or some ****
User avatar #47 to #46 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
Not exactly.
But how did you come back?
Didn't you delete your account?
User avatar #48 to #47 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (12/01/2013) [-]
i don't think so. may be i did idk. i only go on funnyjunk if im high asf or **** faced wasted lol
#49 to #48 - arcticassassin (12/01/2013) [-]
I remember it was deleted as some point.
Enjoy your ********* facing.
User avatar #41 - bossdelainternet (04/21/2013) [-]
Did you delete your tumblr after that whole comment incident?
User avatar #42 to #41 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
No haha, i changed my url and forgot to switch it on my funnyjunk cuz i never go on fj much anymore. my url is capri-c0rn now haha why would i delete it haha i got hella followers
User avatar #39 - cyanidesandvich (01/18/2013) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #40 to #39 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
lol okay
User avatar #32 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/11/2012) [-]
Do you have Saints Row on Xbox?
User avatar #33 to #32 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
no i have it on pc
#34 to #33 - SuperHyperCrazy (04/12/2012) [-]
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
#27 - bigsaltyballs (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass****
#26 - billythemilkman (03/13/2012) [-]
Have you ever seen that new use- DUMBASS.
#25 - amenthatip (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #23 - thebeardguy (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass.
User avatar #21 - Yeeyeeyee (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #20 - akwardsalmon (03/13/2012) [-]
U A DUMBASS *****
User avatar #19 - dragonbornargonian (03/13/2012) [-]
You are a dumbass.
#18 - anonymous (03/13/2012) [-]
Y U SUCH A DUMBASS?
User avatar #17 - stafflessmoses (03/13/2012) [-]
dumbass.
#16 - anonymous (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
User avatar #15 - iwasherenotyou (03/13/2012) [-]
Dumbass
#13 - shtinkyfinger (03/13/2012) [-]
you're a dumbass
#12 - anonymous (02/27/2012) [-]
The **** i say about rolling more? Now you got me firing up my proxy and **** .
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