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Gender: male
Age: 113
Consoles Owned: Xbox Original, Xbox 360, ps2, ps3
Video Games Played: Star Wars Battlefront II, Star Wars Republic Commando, All the Halo games, L4D, L4D2, Minecraft, Dead Island, Skyrim, Oblivion, Morrowind, Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2, Prototype, Prototype 2, Spyro, Final Fantasy X
X-box Gamertag: Jerod Wilber
Interests: My girlfriend :3
Date Signed Up:7/24/2011
Last Login:9/03/2014
Location:California
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#83 - Picture 02/27/2014 on Right In The Heart +8
#660 - Why would I do that?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on Damn you Bronies 0
User avatar #668 - feedtehtrollz (02/28/2014) [-]
well to be honest, a lot of people bullshit about their age to have account on Funnyjunk and are under the age of 18, so quite a lot of the people on here are really childish and fall for easy bait. Their anger only fuels my erection.
#293 - I'm so glad I got out of that atrocity of a fandom...  [+] (8 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Damn you Bronies 0
#341 - feedtehtrollz (02/27/2014) [-]
>Implying people care
#346 - gladiator (02/27/2014) [-]
you cared enough to comment...
#347 - feedtehtrollz (02/27/2014) [-]
I was hoping that he'd thumb me down and post some rant raging at me.
User avatar #660 - xxkillionarexx (02/27/2014) [-]
Why would I do that?
User avatar #668 - feedtehtrollz (02/28/2014) [-]
well to be honest, a lot of people bullshit about their age to have account on Funnyjunk and are under the age of 18, so quite a lot of the people on here are really childish and fall for easy bait. Their anger only fuels my erection.
#349 - gladiator (02/27/2014) [-]
ah i see, its nice to see that you work hard for your username.

carry on soldier.
#352 - feedtehtrollz (02/27/2014) [-]
Thank you Sir, I try.
#428 - Womens Study Major (02/27/2014) [-]
try changing the caption to "somepony" instead of "somebody"

might work better
#3020 - All the homo  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on xxkillionarexx's profile 0
#3021 - qazlord (02/26/2014) [-]
but of course no homo doe
#77 - My other mantis, Alduin... Found him at the bottom of…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2014 on Cool Stuff Comp 0
User avatar #85 - pedobearRAW (01/26/2014) [-]
you should have fed them more.
#9 - As I stated before, its an absolute kind of disgusting 01/26/2014 on Taking Beta to a Whole New... 0
#7 - So its an infested Beta hive?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Taking Beta to a Whole New... +1
User avatar #8 - mcbergstedt (01/26/2014) [-]
It's the friggin mothership
User avatar #9 - xxkillionarexx (01/26/2014) [-]
As I stated before, its an absolute kind of disgusting
#4 - Now that I think about it, the **** in that post …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Taking Beta to a Whole New... +1
#6 - mcbergstedt (01/26/2014) [-]
The whole facebook page is bullshit like this, but the betas are attracted to it due to it being a healthy breeding ground for their atheism and fedora euphoria
User avatar #7 - xxkillionarexx (01/26/2014) [-]
So its an infested Beta hive?
User avatar #8 - mcbergstedt (01/26/2014) [-]
It's the friggin mothership
User avatar #9 - xxkillionarexx (01/26/2014) [-]
As I stated before, its an absolute kind of disgusting
#2 - Oh my god please tell me this is fake..  [+] (6 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Taking Beta to a Whole New... +3
User avatar #3 - mcbergstedt (01/26/2014) [-]
The post was real, not sure about the events. The link is in the description
User avatar #4 - xxkillionarexx (01/26/2014) [-]
Now that I think about it, the shit in that post sounds too ridiculous to be true

#6 - mcbergstedt (01/26/2014) [-]
The whole facebook page is bullshit like this, but the betas are attracted to it due to it being a healthy breeding ground for their atheism and fedora euphoria
User avatar #7 - xxkillionarexx (01/26/2014) [-]
So its an infested Beta hive?
User avatar #8 - mcbergstedt (01/26/2014) [-]
It's the friggin mothership
User avatar #9 - xxkillionarexx (01/26/2014) [-]
As I stated before, its an absolute kind of disgusting
#1 - Statefarm was a little busy that day... They weren't there... 01/26/2014 on State farm 0
#57 - Heres a better pic of her 01/26/2014 on Cool Stuff Comp 0
#56 - My mantis laid an egg sac of her own not to long ago. …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Cool Stuff Comp 0
User avatar #67 - pedobearRAW (01/26/2014) [-]
who was the unlucky bastard?
User avatar #77 - xxkillionarexx (01/26/2014) [-]
My other mantis, Alduin...

Found him at the bottom of their tank half eaten
User avatar #85 - pedobearRAW (01/26/2014) [-]
you should have fed them more.
#57 - xxkillionarexx (01/26/2014) [-]
Heres a better pic of her
#51 - I... feel like I know you...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2014 on Wernette's profile 0
User avatar #52 - Wernette (01/27/2014) [-]
why is that
#171 - You can have one too 01/26/2014 on Tumblr comp 0
#106 - Picture 01/26/2014 on shit shit shit +2
#53 - I used to. ******* got robbed  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2014 on xbobchris's profile 0
User avatar #55 - northwestkorea (01/25/2014) [-]
Shame.
User avatar #54 - xbobchris (01/24/2014) [-]
Damn dude.
#51 - BUY HIS GODDAMN SHIRTS  [+] (4 new replies) 01/24/2014 on xbobchris's profile 0
User avatar #52 - xbobchris (01/24/2014) [-]
I actually own a few.
User avatar #53 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
I used to.

Fucking got robbed
User avatar #55 - northwestkorea (01/25/2014) [-]
Shame.
User avatar #54 - xbobchris (01/24/2014) [-]
Damn dude.
#49 - Nobs4lyfe  [+] (6 new replies) 01/24/2014 on xbobchris's profile 0
User avatar #50 - xbobchris (01/24/2014) [-]
WE HEAR IT EVERYDAY SO SIT BACK AND RELAX WHILE I TAKE YOUR FREE TIME AWAY.
User avatar #51 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
BUY HIS GODDAMN SHIRTS
User avatar #52 - xbobchris (01/24/2014) [-]
I actually own a few.
User avatar #53 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
I used to.

Fucking got robbed
User avatar #55 - northwestkorea (01/25/2014) [-]
Shame.
User avatar #54 - xbobchris (01/24/2014) [-]
Damn dude.
#47 - Oh, I have one important thing to tell you  [+] (8 new replies) 01/24/2014 on xbobchris's profile 0
User avatar #48 - xbobchris (01/24/2014) [-]
What's that?
User avatar #49 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
Nobs4lyfe
User avatar #50 - xbobchris (01/24/2014) [-]
WE HEAR IT EVERYDAY SO SIT BACK AND RELAX WHILE I TAKE YOUR FREE TIME AWAY.
User avatar #51 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
BUY HIS GODDAMN SHIRTS
User avatar #52 - xbobchris (01/24/2014) [-]
I actually own a few.
User avatar #53 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
I used to.

Fucking got robbed
User avatar #55 - northwestkorea (01/25/2014) [-]
Shame.
User avatar #54 - xbobchris (01/24/2014) [-]
Damn dude.
#132 - I don't know what I did wrong. All I wanted to do was… 01/24/2014 on Oh man NASA's gunna be pissed +1
#131 - Sure, I'll probably be available tomorrow 01/24/2014 on Oh man NASA's gunna be pissed +1
#127 - Heh, thanks 01/24/2014 on Oh man NASA's gunna be pissed +1
#124 - *raises hand* I have all of them  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2014 on Oh man NASA's gunna be pissed +1
User avatar #128 - xbobchris (01/24/2014) [-]
Dude we should play together.
User avatar #131 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
Sure, I'll probably be available tomorrow
#122 - I dunno, I was expecting not to get any thumbs at all. …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/24/2014 on Oh man NASA's gunna be pissed +3
User avatar #129 - PenguinsOfMars (01/24/2014) [-]
I know right man, I posted a comment on this content that was neither funny nor unfunny expecting even thumbs and I'm at like -70
User avatar #132 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
I don't know what I did wrong.

All I wanted to do was share a memorable moment I had in Halo 3

I guess that's not okay
#126 - butteryweiner (01/24/2014) [-]
take them thumbs like a man ima counter them with some green
User avatar #127 - xxkillionarexx (01/24/2014) [-]
Heh, thanks
#2 - " **** yeah! **** yeah! *… 01/24/2014 on Good Game, Screw You, Good... +33

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User avatar #3059 - qazlord (09/04/2014) [-]
whyd you leave too bro?
#3058 - qazlord (05/29/2014) [-]
funny i was litterally gonna say the same thing as funnyjunkelite, long time no talk
User avatar #3056 - funnyjunkelite ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
*roll image* long time no talk
#3057 to #3056 - funnyjunkelite ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
**funnyjunkelite rolled image** 						****
**funnyjunkelite rolled image** ****
#3055 - funnyjunkelite ONLINE (04/18/2014) [-]
**funnyjunkelite rolled image** wassup gay ass *****
#3019 - qazlord (02/25/2014) [-]
no homo doe
no homo doe
#3018 - qazlord (02/23/2014) [-]
you and me one day no homo bro no homo
you and me one day no homo bro no homo
User avatar #3020 to #3018 - xxkillionarexx (02/26/2014) [-]
All the homo
#3021 to #3020 - qazlord (02/26/2014) [-]
but of course no homo doe
User avatar #3017 - qazlord (02/21/2014) [-]
48 more days til the bluedom
User avatar #3016 - funnyjunkelite ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
sup Nigeria
#3011 - funnyjunkelite ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
my account has been overtaken
User avatar #3012 to #3011 - xxkillionarexx (01/10/2014) [-]
whoa what?
User avatar #3009 - xMWxBEASTx (01/09/2014) [-]
My bad, i took a shower and ended up going to room
User avatar #3010 to #3009 - xxkillionarexx (01/09/2014) [-]
Hahahaha, no worries
User avatar #3003 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/23/2013) [-]
hay gurl
#3004 to #3003 - xxkillionarexx (12/25/2013) [-]
Oh haaaaaaaayyyyyyy. U want sum fuk?
User avatar #3005 to #3004 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
im gewd

wuzzup
User avatar #3006 to #3005 - xxkillionarexx (12/26/2013) [-]
Nothing much, bout to go out to dinner
User avatar #3007 to #3006 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
alrighty

is that your irl?
User avatar #3001 - funnyjunkelite ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
STILL
User avatar #3000 - qazlord (11/07/2013) [-]
***** its been a month
User avatar #2999 - tehrealfluttershy (11/02/2013) [-]
Hey, you beautiful person, I miss you. Just got internet back a few weeks ago. So it's been a while, my internet was messed up for like 4 months.
User avatar #3002 to #2999 - xxkillionarexx (12/15/2013) [-]
I'm not the beautiful one....












you are...
User avatar #2998 - funnyjunkelite ONLINE (10/22/2013) [-]
Why do I call myself a ***** you ask me? Well it's because ************* wanna blast me And run me outta my neighborhood And label me as a dope dealer yo, and say that I'm no good But I gave out jobs so ****** wouldn't have to go out Gave up some dope on the corner so they could show out When the cops came, they gave a fake name Because the life in the streets is just a head game So therefore, to make more A 15-year-old black kid'll go and rob a liquor store And get shot in the process
He ate up a nine bullet and now he's put to rest [Dr. Dre] Why do I call myself a ***** you ask me? I guess it's just the way **** has to be Back when I was young gettin a job was murder **** flippin burgers, cause I deserve a Nine-to-five I can be proud of, that I can speak loud of And to help a ***** get out of Yo! The concrete playground
But most ************* only want you to stay down But I'm a smart ************ you see One of the best producers in the rap music industry Gettin paid like a ************ A young brother, who don't give a **** about another Yeah [MC Ren] + (Dr. Dre) Why do I call myself a ***** you ask me? Because police always wanna harass me Every time that I'm rollin (rollin) They swear up and down that the car was stolen (this **** is stolen) Make me get face down in the street (in the street)
And throw the **** out my car on the concrete (yeah) In front of a residence A million white ************* on my back like I shot the President [Dr. Dre] Because my mouth is so ************ nasty Bitch this, bitch that, ***** this, ***** that In the mean while my pockets are gettin fat Gettin paid to say this **** here Makin more in a week than a doctor makes in a year So why not call myself a ***** ? It's better than pullin the trigger and goin up the river And then I get called a ***** anyway Broke as a ************ and locked away, so So cut out all that ******** Yo! I guess I'll be a ***** for life (" ****** , crackers, jews! "If there's hell below, we're all gonna go")
User avatar #2996 - xiiichuckles (10/14/2013) [-]
Scrolling through my favorites, found a link, and it brought me here.
www.funnyjunk.com/user/xxkillionarexx/2889#2889

WHY HAVE WE FORGOTTEN EACH OTHER.
User avatar #2997 to #2996 - xxkillionarexx (10/15/2013) [-]
Its good to have you back , ******
#2995 - qazlord (10/07/2013) [-]
totes you and me one day
#2990 - qazlord (10/01/2013) [-]
we gotta talk more often
User avatar #2988 - garymotherfinoak (09/23/2013) [-]
hello there

its been a long time.
User avatar #2989 to #2988 - xxkillionarexx (09/30/2013) [-]
Indeed it has been, my friend
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