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#261 - Golchu will devour your soul... and cookies. 05/20/2013 on Weelee +3
#669 - Hi. 05/20/2013 on hi +2
#62 - **xxfireflyxx rolled a random comment #4486443 posted by l… 05/19/2013 on Wi-Fi +2
#445 - I usually forget what it is but instead of looking back on oth… 05/19/2013 on Touche user, Touche 0
#542 - The page is glitching on me right now. But cool Pokémon anyway. 05/19/2013 on Best Fusion Yet 0
#444 - Beat the best time! 05/19/2013 on The quietest room in the... 0
#443 - **xxfireflyxx rolls 79** How many minutes I lasted.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2013 on The quietest room in the... +1
User avatar #449 - schmettermuschi (05/19/2013) [-]
**schmettermuschi rolls 72** how many minutes per day
User avatar #444 - xxfireflyxx (05/19/2013) [-]
Beat the best time!
#16 - Why did you have to make me feel? 05/18/2013 on Realistic Scooby Doo +5
#78 - Immediately thought of him when I saw the title. 05/18/2013 on Breakdown +2
#129 - **xxfireflyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #96 a…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Signals +22
#137 - mr skeltal (05/18/2013) [-]
That song.
just got on the radio
3 seconds befor i scrolled down
my life is a lie
User avatar #222 - articulate (05/18/2013) [-]
I was driving with the instructor once and Dream On by Aerosmith came on the radio and he changed it to that song.
#332 - **xxfireflyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #74 a…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2013 on Know the difference. +5
#358 - existacne (05/18/2013) [-]
**existacne rolled a random image posted in comment #128 at Canada at war ** Intelligent roll out of nowhere!
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#675 - Don't eat the fish... 05/18/2013 on The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!! 0
#212 - **xxfireflyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at… 05/18/2013 on Bathroom +1
#156 - She makes me call them ALL "daddy" 05/18/2013 on Batman and his shit 0
#114 - Mum has 6 boyfriends, none of them know about the other 5... …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Batman and his shit +2
#124 - linkheros (05/17/2013) [-]
#156 - xxfireflyxx (05/18/2013) [-]
She makes me call them ALL "daddy"
#113 - **xxfireflyxx rolls 7**  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Batman and his shit 0
#114 - xxfireflyxx (05/17/2013) [-]
Mum has 6 boyfriends, none of them know about the other 5...


She makes me call them all "daddy"
#124 - linkheros (05/17/2013) [-]
#156 - xxfireflyxx (05/18/2013) [-]
She makes me call them ALL "daddy"
#407 - Oh how this made me rage! People like this deserve to be shot. 05/17/2013 on Kitchen nightmares (Read... +3
#41 - No metal is weak against fire. Ground and water are the other …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2013 on lul +1
User avatar #43 - Cookiez (05/16/2013) [-]
Well yeah, if its hot enough. Its not that easy to set something made out of metal on fire
User avatar #49 - towd (05/16/2013) [-]
(cause metal melts, not burns)
#40 - Kill two birds with one stone. Flying and Rock. 05/16/2013 on lul +1
#100 - What about Hitmontop? 05/15/2013 on How it goes. 0
#17 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Don't Fuck With Alfred +12
User avatar #32 - bandoslootshare (05/14/2013) [-]
who glued pubes to his face
User avatar #44 - nucularwar (05/14/2013) [-]
The goddamn batman
User avatar #30 - jimmytwoshoes (05/14/2013) [-]
i love that comic
#73 - No thanks. Nothing to grab onto. 05/14/2013 on Bitches 0
#72 - **xxfireflyxx rolls 0**  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2013 on Bitches 0
User avatar #73 - xxfireflyxx (05/14/2013) [-]
No thanks. Nothing to grab onto.
#124 - **xxfireflyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #42605… 05/14/2013 on The Ultimate Skyrim Character 0
#52 - **xxfireflyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #43214…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on Skills -2
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User avatar #68 - Dwarf (04/12/2013) [-]
*roll greetings* Goodnight. :)
User avatar #69 to #68 - xxfireflyxx (04/12/2013) [-]
Nighty-night!
This was more entertaining than I thought it would be.
User avatar #45 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
Georgia's down on the south easternmost corner of the country.

You know that part that looks like america's penis? That's florida.
Georgia's right above that
User avatar #46 to #45 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
Oh, okay!
User avatar #47 to #46 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
We're also the southernmost state, since Florida doesn't count.
User avatar #48 to #47 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
Why?
User avatar #49 to #48 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
it's mostly inhabited by old yankees....
User avatar #50 to #49 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
Fair enough. It's Autumn there, right?
User avatar #51 to #50 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
Such as it is....
User avatar #52 to #51 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
So... yes?
User avatar #53 to #52 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
yeah... Although, really it just sort of goes from hot, to slightly nippy, then back to hot again....

Ah.... life in a temprate zone.
User avatar #54 to #53 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
It's like that here. It's been rainy so it's cold right now.
User avatar #55 to #54 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
the particular place I live in in GA, gets quite a bit of rain as well, but in the autumn months, it seems to have dried out.
User avatar #56 to #55 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
We usually have water restrictions when it gets dry.
User avatar #57 to #56 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
well it's never gotten that bad here... to my memory.....

What part of the island do you live on?
User avatar #58 to #57 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
East coast. It gets the most rainfall but we still get droughts.
User avatar #59 to #58 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
I see.

I know there's a big desert in Australia... and a rainforest, which I think are on the outer, coastline areas?

Is that where you live?
#60 to #59 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
I live somewhere under Sydney. The rainforest is around where the dark green is and you can guess how big the desert is.
User avatar #61 to #60 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
Ah yes, this explains things quite nicely.
User avatar #62 to #61 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
Thought it might.
User avatar #63 to #62 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
so do you see frostbite spiders pretty regularly?
User avatar #64 to #63 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
Na, all my spiders have warm holes to crawl into. And shoes.
User avatar #65 to #64 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
Your everyday problems are things I only worry about on my weekend camping trips....

But actually when I said "Frostbite Spiders" I meant like in Skyrim, not that they were cold...
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User avatar #44 to #43 - xxfireflyxx (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah okay, I don't even want them. I have no idea why I even bothered getting them in the 1st place.
User avatar #32 - CakemanRPG ONLINE (03/06/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU
User avatar #33 to #32 - xxfireflyxx (03/06/2012) [-]
That's nice... I never get dubs
User avatar #31 - sonron (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you!
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#1 - shinora (02/18/2012) [-]
Our reply chain was too long, and I couldn't comment on that thread any further.

The fact of the matter is, that 99.9% of everything is just plain IDIOCY.

"Hey, that guy's white, he must be a racist!"
"Hey, that physicyst is blonde, she must be stupid!"
"Hey, I snuck over the border illegally. Give me insurance, money, and make everyone learn the language that I speak."
"Hey, I'm living in a nation where the national language is engilsh... HOW DARE YOU NOT SPEAK MY NATIVE TONGUE!"

Just makes me saaad.

frankly, your friend shouldn't have any problem with the descision making here. Break up with him, and force him to pay child support. move on with life. done.

Speaking of child support, I love how pretty much 90% of the time it's garunteed that the mother gets to keep the child AND the father, regardless of circumstance, has to pay for the kid.
User avatar #2 to #1 - xxfireflyxx (02/18/2012) [-]
Agreed. Everything that could be wrong with the world we are already experiencing.
I'm guilty for making offensive jokes but at least that's all they are, just jokes. People who actually think that way are just stupid and need to get some sense smacked into them.
Illegal immigrants are just looking for a place to live where they won't be killed in their sleep.
Also, I agree with that child custody statement you made. Sure the mother is naturally built to take care of the kid but things have changed a lot since we were cavemen! Dads are just as good at caring for a kid as their mother and that needs to become known.
#3 to #2 - shinora (02/18/2012) [-]
My problem isn't racism, oh no, my problem, is being called both a sexist, and a racist, because I'm white and male. My problem, is i have a friend who was expelled from high school, because he said inmate, even though when a black kid says inmate, or the equivalant "cracker" no one bats a ******* eyelash.

What's hilarious, is that Illegal immigrants, wouldn't do **** to our economy, if we didn't waste time and money "keeping them out" and giving them free healthcare and free access to schools and all that... the stuff like healthcare should only go to those who actually pay taxes.

that last one is damn true... I know a lot of guys who are now stuck in debt for the rest of their lives, because some bitch either poked holes in their condom, or lied about being on the pill... A teen pregnancy, or even a college pregnancy, will ruin the life of both the parent, and the kid. the parents will be in debt for several decades to come, and the kid will live in a house with two parents who refer to him/her as an accident...
User avatar #4 to #3 - xxfireflyxx (02/18/2012) [-]
A black chick called me a white bitch once and there wasn't a ******* thing I could do about it. It's really screwed up how things work.
All I know is that even though her boyfriend treats her like **** , he loves his kid and I've told her that even if she leaves him, not to deny him visitation. He's got a good weapon for custody rights too, she has a record for bringing weed to school and has had her learners licence taken away for good reason also. If they fight over their boy I think the dad's gonna win. I hope he doesn't because I personally don't like him but I can't deny that he'd be a good dad either way.
#5 to #4 - shinora (02/18/2012) [-]
Hate to be "that guy" but I kinda hope he does if it comes to that... a parent who is kinda a douche but loves his/her kid, is better than a parent who smokes weed and breaks the law enough to get her permit revoked. :/
User avatar #6 to #5 - xxfireflyxx (02/18/2012) [-]
Well she didn't smoke but the fact that she had it in the first place is pretty bad. She has her P plates now but she hasn't learned her lesson when driving so I often find excuses to not go out with her unless someone else is driving.
When it comes to the baby, she's a great mum but she still has the brain of a 15 year old, attitude wise and, although everyone else in out age group does too, she needs to grow up because there's a kid involved.
I'm just glad her mum's there if she can't handle it by herself.
#7 to #6 - shinora (02/18/2012) [-]
Like I said, in the long run, despite his douchiness, the dad would probably make the better parent. :/
User avatar #8 to #7 - xxfireflyxx (02/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, no arguing with that. I haven't talked with anyone about this before so I didn't really think about it that way. Thanks for the talk!
#9 to #8 - shinora (02/18/2012) [-]
Thank you for the intelligent conversation :D
User avatar #10 to #9 - xxfireflyxx (02/18/2012) [-]
Hard to find one these days isn't it?
It's weird how we went from sibling rivalry to child custody, huh?
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