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#89 - **xxfireflyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #15629…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2012 on miss your ex? +5
#90 - xxfireflyxx (09/09/2012) [-]
Take me back!!!
#355 - **xxfireflyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at… 09/09/2012 on Kawaii candidates desu~ 0
#414 - Yeah, I know. I uploaded mine but you got there a few seconds earlier. 09/09/2012 on The biggest number +1
#158 - **xxfireflyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2012 on The biggest number +8
#160 - triggathepirate (09/08/2012) [-]
That's crazy.
Look at my comment under yours.
User avatar #414 - xxfireflyxx (09/09/2012) [-]
Yeah, I know. I uploaded mine but you got there a few seconds earlier.
#56 - Sup, bitches? 09/08/2012 on YOLO -5
#40 - Picture 09/08/2012 on Love, Friendship, and... +9
#91 - Picture 09/08/2012 on Here comes Spider Man +2
#50 - Picture 09/08/2012 on My foot hurts. 0
#176 - I know, I tried the other day when I forgot my password for a … 09/08/2012 on TGIF 0
#140 - Why can't you post pictures?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2012 on TGIF 0
User avatar #143 - penismunchernohomo (09/08/2012) [-]
Anti spamming shit.
Sign out and try to post a pic as Anon, it doesn't work anymore...
User avatar #176 - xxfireflyxx (09/08/2012) [-]
I know, I tried the other day when I forgot my password for a little while.
#134 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 09/08/2012 on TGIF 0
User avatar #139 - penismunchernohomo (09/08/2012) [-]
<---
Not my face when I can't post pictures.
User avatar #140 - xxfireflyxx (09/08/2012) [-]
Why can't you post pictures?
User avatar #143 - penismunchernohomo (09/08/2012) [-]
Anti spamming shit.
Sign out and try to post a pic as Anon, it doesn't work anymore...
User avatar #176 - xxfireflyxx (09/08/2012) [-]
I know, I tried the other day when I forgot my password for a little while.
#130 - I also like to throw people off. Whether it be buildings, clif…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/08/2012 on TGIF 0
User avatar #133 - penismunchernohomo (09/08/2012) [-]
Let's be friends.
BEST. FRIENDS.
#134 - xxfireflyxx (09/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #139 - penismunchernohomo (09/08/2012) [-]
<---
Not my face when I can't post pictures.
User avatar #140 - xxfireflyxx (09/08/2012) [-]
Why can't you post pictures?
User avatar #143 - penismunchernohomo (09/08/2012) [-]
Anti spamming shit.
Sign out and try to post a pic as Anon, it doesn't work anymore...
User avatar #176 - xxfireflyxx (09/08/2012) [-]
I know, I tried the other day when I forgot my password for a little while.
#128 - You seem like a smart person despite your username xD  [+] (8 new replies) 09/08/2012 on TGIF +2
User avatar #129 - penismunchernohomo (09/08/2012) [-]
Thanks, the username is like that for the reason you gave. :P
(I like to throw people off.)
(buildings)
User avatar #130 - xxfireflyxx (09/08/2012) [-]
I also like to throw people off. Whether it be buildings, cliffs or just confusing them by mixing stupid with smart like yourself.
User avatar #133 - penismunchernohomo (09/08/2012) [-]
Let's be friends.
BEST. FRIENDS.
#134 - xxfireflyxx (09/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #139 - penismunchernohomo (09/08/2012) [-]
<---
Not my face when I can't post pictures.
User avatar #140 - xxfireflyxx (09/08/2012) [-]
Why can't you post pictures?
User avatar #143 - penismunchernohomo (09/08/2012) [-]
Anti spamming shit.
Sign out and try to post a pic as Anon, it doesn't work anymore...
User avatar #176 - xxfireflyxx (09/08/2012) [-]
I know, I tried the other day when I forgot my password for a little while.
#124 - It really depends on how you were brought up. In my school if … 09/08/2012 on TGIF 0
#118 - It's the correct spelling. Americans have basically censored t…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/08/2012 on TGIF +1
User avatar #122 - penismunchernohomo (09/08/2012) [-]
Ass = Donkey
Donkey = Stubborn
Ass = Stubborn
You're an ass = You're so stubborn
You're an arse = You're a butt
(People just use "ass" incorrectly, nowadays.)
User avatar #128 - xxfireflyxx (09/08/2012) [-]
You seem like a smart person despite your username xD
User avatar #129 - penismunchernohomo (09/08/2012) [-]
Thanks, the username is like that for the reason you gave. :P
(I like to throw people off.)
(buildings)
User avatar #130 - xxfireflyxx (09/08/2012) [-]
I also like to throw people off. Whether it be buildings, cliffs or just confusing them by mixing stupid with smart like yourself.
User avatar #133 - penismunchernohomo (09/08/2012) [-]
Let's be friends.
BEST. FRIENDS.
#134 - xxfireflyxx (09/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #139 - penismunchernohomo (09/08/2012) [-]
<---
Not my face when I can't post pictures.
User avatar #140 - xxfireflyxx (09/08/2012) [-]
Why can't you post pictures?
User avatar #143 - penismunchernohomo (09/08/2012) [-]
Anti spamming shit.
Sign out and try to post a pic as Anon, it doesn't work anymore...
User avatar #176 - xxfireflyxx (09/08/2012) [-]
I know, I tried the other day when I forgot my password for a little while.
User avatar #119 - captainwow (09/08/2012) [-]
"Ass" just seems to sound so much cruder though...nowadays nobody calls a donkey an ass, so I kinda prefer it.
User avatar #124 - xxfireflyxx (09/08/2012) [-]
It really depends on how you were brought up. In my school if you wrote "ass" instead or "arse" you'd have to write it correctly 200 times...
#55 - Picture 09/08/2012 on Shadows +10
#32 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2012 on My foot hurts. +2
#43 - evilanakie (09/08/2012) [-]
i didnt find it weird but what evs
#50 - xxfireflyxx (09/08/2012) [-]
#20 - Pokemon Conquest. Na, I'm good. 09/08/2012 on video games 0
#117 - Cool. I'm gonna see if I can find it. 09/08/2012 on Oh mom..... 0
#40 - Picture 09/07/2012 on Seinfield 0
#557 - Picture 09/07/2012 on Holy shit. 0
#39 - That's the first thing I thought of when I saw the title! 09/07/2012 on Pewpewpewpew 0
#38 - What is this? I've seen gifs and pictures all over FJ but I ha…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/07/2012 on Oh mom..... 0
#69 - drewsky (09/07/2012) [-]
You have had a very underprivileged childhood.
#42 - sheperdofthestars (09/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #117 - xxfireflyxx (09/08/2012) [-]
Cool. I'm gonna see if I can find it.
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#39 - anonymous (09/07/2012) [-]
El Dorado.
#393 - Picture 09/07/2012 on Consider the Following... 0
#168 - Movie sucked arse. I like the show, though. 09/07/2012 on I feel accomplished +2
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User avatar #68 - Dwarf (04/12/2013) [-]
*roll greetings* Goodnight. :)
User avatar #69 to #68 - xxfireflyxx (04/12/2013) [-]
Nighty-night!
This was more entertaining than I thought it would be.
User avatar #45 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
Georgia's down on the south easternmost corner of the country.

You know that part that looks like america's penis? That's florida.
Georgia's right above that
User avatar #46 to #45 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
Oh, okay!
User avatar #47 to #46 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
We're also the southernmost state, since Florida doesn't count.
User avatar #48 to #47 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
Why?
User avatar #49 to #48 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
it's mostly inhabited by old yankees....
User avatar #50 to #49 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
Fair enough. It's Autumn there, right?
User avatar #51 to #50 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
Such as it is....
User avatar #52 to #51 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
So... yes?
User avatar #53 to #52 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
yeah... Although, really it just sort of goes from hot, to slightly nippy, then back to hot again....

Ah.... life in a temprate zone.
User avatar #54 to #53 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
It's like that here. It's been rainy so it's cold right now.
User avatar #55 to #54 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
the particular place I live in in GA, gets quite a bit of rain as well, but in the autumn months, it seems to have dried out.
User avatar #56 to #55 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
We usually have water restrictions when it gets dry.
User avatar #57 to #56 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
well it's never gotten that bad here... to my memory.....

What part of the island do you live on?
User avatar #58 to #57 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
East coast. It gets the most rainfall but we still get droughts.
User avatar #59 to #58 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
I see.

I know there's a big desert in Australia... and a rainforest, which I think are on the outer, coastline areas?

Is that where you live?
#60 to #59 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
I live somewhere under Sydney. The rainforest is around where the dark green is and you can guess how big the desert is.
User avatar #61 to #60 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
Ah yes, this explains things quite nicely.
User avatar #62 to #61 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
Thought it might.
User avatar #63 to #62 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
so do you see frostbite spiders pretty regularly?
User avatar #64 to #63 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
Na, all my spiders have warm holes to crawl into. And shoes.
User avatar #65 to #64 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
Your everyday problems are things I only worry about on my weekend camping trips....

But actually when I said "Frostbite Spiders" I meant like in Skyrim, not that they were cold...
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User avatar #44 to #43 - xxfireflyxx (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah okay, I don't even want them. I have no idea why I even bothered getting them in the 1st place.
User avatar #32 - CakemanRPG (03/06/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU
User avatar #33 to #32 - xxfireflyxx (03/06/2012) [-]
That's nice... I never get dubs
User avatar #31 - sonron ONLINE (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you!
#11 - Jelloisyumm (02/21/2012) [-]
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User avatar #34 to #16 - johnconnorone (08/09/2012) [-]
you just blew my mind
#19 to #18 - Jelloisyumm (02/21/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if that image is applicable anymore...
#20 to #19 - xxfireflyxx (02/21/2012) [-]
I don't even know what left for dead is so here's the Time Warp...
I don't even know what left for dead is so here's the Time Warp...
#21 to #20 - Jelloisyumm (02/21/2012) [-]
Flawless victory!
Flawless victory!
User avatar #22 to #21 - xxfireflyxx (02/21/2012) [-]
Do you like the Time Warp or something?
#23 to #22 - Jelloisyumm (02/21/2012) [-]
Very much so.
Very much so.
User avatar #24 to #23 - xxfireflyxx (02/21/2012) [-]
I do too but I have no idea what the movie is even supposed to be about...
User avatar #25 to #24 - Jelloisyumm (02/21/2012) [-]
It's just a bunch of nonsense really.

Very good nonsense.
User avatar #26 to #25 - xxfireflyxx (02/21/2012) [-]
That I can understand! I spent the whole time with a wtf look on my face
User avatar #27 to #26 - Jelloisyumm (02/21/2012) [-]
Frank N Furter is one crazy ass mother ****** !
User avatar #28 to #27 - xxfireflyxx (02/21/2012) [-]
Yeah I know! I want to make something like that one day xD I'll get a bunch of my friends together and we'll start planning
User avatar #29 to #28 - Jelloisyumm (02/21/2012) [-]
Well good luck with that!

It was a pleasure chatting with you.

Have a nice day, good sir or madam!
User avatar #30 to #29 - xxfireflyxx (02/21/2012) [-]
Thanks, you too
#1 - shinora (02/18/2012) [-]
Our reply chain was too long, and I couldn't comment on that thread any further.

The fact of the matter is, that 99.9% of everything is just plain IDIOCY.

"Hey, that guy's white, he must be a racist!"
"Hey, that physicyst is blonde, she must be stupid!"
"Hey, I snuck over the border illegally. Give me insurance, money, and make everyone learn the language that I speak."
"Hey, I'm living in a nation where the national language is engilsh... HOW DARE YOU NOT SPEAK MY NATIVE TONGUE!"

Just makes me saaad.

frankly, your friend shouldn't have any problem with the descision making here. Break up with him, and force him to pay child support. move on with life. done.

Speaking of child support, I love how pretty much 90% of the time it's garunteed that the mother gets to keep the child AND the father, regardless of circumstance, has to pay for the kid.
User avatar #2 to #1 - xxfireflyxx (02/18/2012) [-]
Agreed. Everything that could be wrong with the world we are already experiencing.
I'm guilty for making offensive jokes but at least that's all they are, just jokes. People who actually think that way are just stupid and need to get some sense smacked into them.
Illegal immigrants are just looking for a place to live where they won't be killed in their sleep.
Also, I agree with that child custody statement you made. Sure the mother is naturally built to take care of the kid but things have changed a lot since we were cavemen! Dads are just as good at caring for a kid as their mother and that needs to become known.
#3 to #2 - shinora (02/18/2012) [-]
My problem isn't racism, oh no, my problem, is being called both a sexist, and a racist, because I'm white and male. My problem, is i have a friend who was expelled from high school, because he said inmate, even though when a black kid says inmate, or the equivalant "cracker" no one bats a ******* eyelash.

What's hilarious, is that Illegal immigrants, wouldn't do **** to our economy, if we didn't waste time and money "keeping them out" and giving them free healthcare and free access to schools and all that... the stuff like healthcare should only go to those who actually pay taxes.

that last one is damn true... I know a lot of guys who are now stuck in debt for the rest of their lives, because some bitch either poked holes in their condom, or lied about being on the pill... A teen pregnancy, or even a college pregnancy, will ruin the life of both the parent, and the kid. the parents will be in debt for several decades to come, and the kid will live in a house with two parents who refer to him/her as an accident...
User avatar #4 to #3 - xxfireflyxx (02/18/2012) [-]
A black chick called me a white bitch once and there wasn't a ******* thing I could do about it. It's really screwed up how things work.
All I know is that even though her boyfriend treats her like **** , he loves his kid and I've told her that even if she leaves him, not to deny him visitation. He's got a good weapon for custody rights too, she has a record for bringing weed to school and has had her learners licence taken away for good reason also. If they fight over their boy I think the dad's gonna win. I hope he doesn't because I personally don't like him but I can't deny that he'd be a good dad either way.
#5 to #4 - shinora (02/18/2012) [-]
Hate to be "that guy" but I kinda hope he does if it comes to that... a parent who is kinda a douche but loves his/her kid, is better than a parent who smokes weed and breaks the law enough to get her permit revoked. :/
User avatar #6 to #5 - xxfireflyxx (02/18/2012) [-]
Well she didn't smoke but the fact that she had it in the first place is pretty bad. She has her P plates now but she hasn't learned her lesson when driving so I often find excuses to not go out with her unless someone else is driving.
When it comes to the baby, she's a great mum but she still has the brain of a 15 year old, attitude wise and, although everyone else in out age group does too, she needs to grow up because there's a kid involved.
I'm just glad her mum's there if she can't handle it by herself.
#7 to #6 - shinora (02/18/2012) [-]
Like I said, in the long run, despite his douchiness, the dad would probably make the better parent. :/
User avatar #8 to #7 - xxfireflyxx (02/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, no arguing with that. I haven't talked with anyone about this before so I didn't really think about it that way. Thanks for the talk!
#9 to #8 - shinora (02/18/2012) [-]
Thank you for the intelligent conversation :D
User avatar #10 to #9 - xxfireflyxx (02/18/2012) [-]
Hard to find one these days isn't it?
It's weird how we went from sibling rivalry to child custody, huh?
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