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#172 - I guess my mum was right about sitting on the drain when letti… 05/13/2013 on Unusual Deaths - 40 stories 0
#192 - "eprboe" huh? I wonder if that's a thing, maybe I ca… 05/13/2013 on What has Alchemy done? 0
#229 - **xxfireflyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #489 … 05/13/2013 on Finding your other half +3
#111 - Yes. 05/13/2013 on my balls +2
#31 - I don't know and I hope I never have to find out... 05/12/2013 on Superman +2
#28 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Superman +6
User avatar #30 - ilovehitler (05/12/2013) [-]
what the fuck do you have to do to deserve that
User avatar #31 - xxfireflyxx (05/12/2013) [-]
I don't know and I hope I never have to find out...
#48 - **xxfireflyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #20773… 05/12/2013 on Victory -1
#43 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2013 on Floomph +11
#110 - sqeegeeman (05/11/2013) [-]
#76 - schrutebucks (05/11/2013) [-]
Is kill?
#32 - Picture 05/11/2013 on Poor Spongebob +57
#93 - **xxfireflyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #36488… 05/11/2013 on Dragon dildos 0
#94 - **xxfireflyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #56 a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on Ever tried mugging a wizard? +5
#112 - Spikeydeath (05/11/2013) [-]
propane and propane accessories?
#36 - **xxfireflyxx rolls 36** 05/09/2013 on Social Media Man FTW! 0
#69 - **xxfireflyxx rolls 5** /11 05/07/2013 on My Wand -4
#53 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on How Instagram functions +2
#58 - watermelonmcnigger (05/07/2013) [-]
#81 - Picture 05/07/2013 on three types of people +4
#45 - **xxfireflyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #11 a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on How do people come up with... +2
User avatar #47 - konradkurze (05/07/2013) [-]
donated pizza?

when homeless just dont die fast enough...clog their arteries with awesome
#640 - That bastard! 04/18/2013 on Over The Hill 0
#637 - Object... Uh, I dunno... <-- This? But I …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Over The Hill 0
User avatar #638 - therealtjthemedic (04/18/2013) [-]
Her father killed her.
She was raking in the cash from doing the acting and her father was an asshole, and was jealous.
User avatar #640 - xxfireflyxx (04/18/2013) [-]
That bastard!
#634 - What?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Over The Hill 0
User avatar #635 - therealtjthemedic (04/18/2013) [-]
Specify object for clarification.
#637 - xxfireflyxx (04/18/2013) [-]
Object... Uh, I dunno...

<-- This?

But I honestly have no idea what that means.
User avatar #638 - therealtjthemedic (04/18/2013) [-]
Her father killed her.
She was raking in the cash from doing the acting and her father was an asshole, and was jealous.
User avatar #640 - xxfireflyxx (04/18/2013) [-]
That bastard!
#3286 - How do I my sentence? 04/18/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist 0
#31 - **xxfireflyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #12769…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2013 on Not Certain +25
#35 - rihardololz (04/15/2013) [-]
#33 - anonymous (04/15/2013) [-]
Unfortunate, but appropriate roll, bro.
#34 - **xxfireflyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #59 a… 04/15/2013 on Awesome painting +1
#113 - **xxfireflyxx rolls 766**  [+] (27 new replies) 04/15/2013 on Zombie Apocalypse 0
#153 - deathlos (04/15/2013) [-]
**deathlos rolls 530**
#154 - deathlos (04/15/2013) [-]
Hmmm... quite the roll

i could prolly take out a few with my hands, as long as theres not more then 2 at a time...
naked sucks... finding clothes to fit me would be a chore, place finding a weapon on a higher priority,
Oh god op is prolly a faggot.. but using him to distract one or two of them increases my combat effectiveness for one fight...
#165 - roll (04/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #147 - astrozombies (04/15/2013) [-]
**astrozombies rolls 490**
User avatar #142 - xXBananaBishopXx (04/15/2013) [-]
**xXBananaBishopXx rolls 234**
User avatar #144 - xXBananaBishopXx (04/15/2013) [-]
Well I'm fucking dead.
User avatar #139 - konradkurze (04/15/2013) [-]
well guess you got a black guy to sacrifice so you can get away
User avatar #137 - konradkurze (04/15/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 245**
User avatar #131 - ximraix (04/15/2013) [-]
**ximraix rolls 065**
User avatar #135 - konradkurze (04/15/2013) [-]
dildo, camo, and a war veteran?
dude youre gonna get raped by a horny asskicker and noone will see it
User avatar #129 - zakaizer (04/15/2013) [-]
**zakaizer rolls 333**
User avatar #133 - zakaizer (04/15/2013) [-]
Best. Setup. Ever.
User avatar #128 - tormain (04/15/2013) [-]
**tormain rolls 800**
#136 - konradkurze (04/15/2013) [-]
gay camping sniper
User avatar #132 - tormain (04/15/2013) [-]
Well fuck at least I get a good weapon.
User avatar #127 - darrensankari (04/15/2013) [-]
**darrensankari rolls 824**
User avatar #130 - darrensankari (04/15/2013) [-]
So, a sniper that I can't handle, due to not enough lifting, in the clothes I'm currently wearing, while trying to take care of my nearly blind grandfather...

Yeah, I'd just shoot both of us.
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User avatar #123 - Keoul (04/15/2013) [-]
**Keoul rolls 773**
User avatar #124 - Keoul (04/15/2013) [-]
Golf Club.
Police Wear
And DickButt...
At least it'll be amusing.
User avatar #122 - tempman (04/15/2013) [-]
**tempman rolls 910**
User avatar #121 - fishratsas (04/15/2013) [-]
**fishratsas rolls 723**
User avatar #120 - norwegianlolz (04/15/2013) [-]
**norwegianlolz rolls 017**
User avatar #119 - imadolphin (04/15/2013) [-]
**imadolphin rolls 931**
User avatar #116 - thalfak (04/15/2013) [-]
**thalfak rolls 464** all you need is trips
#118 - **xxfireflyxx rolled a random image posted in comment #38072… 04/15/2013 on Seems legit. +2
#119 - Likewise, my friend. Anyone who likes Beast Wars deserves it. 04/15/2013 on Velociraptor 0

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User avatar #68 - Dwarf (04/12/2013) [-]
*roll greetings* Goodnight. :)
User avatar #69 to #68 - xxfireflyxx (04/12/2013) [-]
Nighty-night!
This was more entertaining than I thought it would be.
User avatar #45 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
Georgia's down on the south easternmost corner of the country.

You know that part that looks like america's penis? That's florida.
Georgia's right above that
User avatar #46 to #45 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
Oh, okay!
User avatar #47 to #46 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
We're also the southernmost state, since Florida doesn't count.
User avatar #48 to #47 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
Why?
User avatar #49 to #48 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
it's mostly inhabited by old yankees....
User avatar #50 to #49 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
Fair enough. It's Autumn there, right?
User avatar #51 to #50 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
Such as it is....
User avatar #52 to #51 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
So... yes?
User avatar #53 to #52 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
yeah... Although, really it just sort of goes from hot, to slightly nippy, then back to hot again....

Ah.... life in a temprate zone.
User avatar #54 to #53 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
It's like that here. It's been rainy so it's cold right now.
User avatar #55 to #54 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
the particular place I live in in GA, gets quite a bit of rain as well, but in the autumn months, it seems to have dried out.
User avatar #56 to #55 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
We usually have water restrictions when it gets dry.
User avatar #57 to #56 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
well it's never gotten that bad here... to my memory.....

What part of the island do you live on?
User avatar #58 to #57 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
East coast. It gets the most rainfall but we still get droughts.
User avatar #59 to #58 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
I see.

I know there's a big desert in Australia... and a rainforest, which I think are on the outer, coastline areas?

Is that where you live?
#60 to #59 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
I live somewhere under Sydney. The rainforest is around where the dark green is and you can guess how big the desert is.
User avatar #61 to #60 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
Ah yes, this explains things quite nicely.
User avatar #62 to #61 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
Thought it might.
User avatar #63 to #62 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
so do you see frostbite spiders pretty regularly?
User avatar #64 to #63 - xxfireflyxx (10/26/2012) [-]
Na, all my spiders have warm holes to crawl into. And shoes.
User avatar #65 to #64 - redwolfradolf (10/26/2012) [-]
Your everyday problems are things I only worry about on my weekend camping trips....

But actually when I said "Frostbite Spiders" I meant like in Skyrim, not that they were cold...
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User avatar #44 to #43 - xxfireflyxx (10/24/2012) [-]
Yeah okay, I don't even want them. I have no idea why I even bothered getting them in the 1st place.
User avatar #32 - CakemanRPG ONLINE (03/06/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU
User avatar #33 to #32 - xxfireflyxx (03/06/2012) [-]
That's nice... I never get dubs
User avatar #31 - sonron (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you!
#11 - Jelloisyumm (02/21/2012) [-]
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#1 - shinora (02/18/2012) [-]
Our reply chain was too long, and I couldn't comment on that thread any further.

The fact of the matter is, that 99.9% of everything is just plain IDIOCY.

"Hey, that guy's white, he must be a racist!"
"Hey, that physicyst is blonde, she must be stupid!"
"Hey, I snuck over the border illegally. Give me insurance, money, and make everyone learn the language that I speak."
"Hey, I'm living in a nation where the national language is engilsh... HOW DARE YOU NOT SPEAK MY NATIVE TONGUE!"

Just makes me saaad.

frankly, your friend shouldn't have any problem with the descision making here. Break up with him, and force him to pay child support. move on with life. done.

Speaking of child support, I love how pretty much 90% of the time it's garunteed that the mother gets to keep the child AND the father, regardless of circumstance, has to pay for the kid.
User avatar #2 to #1 - xxfireflyxx (02/18/2012) [-]
Agreed. Everything that could be wrong with the world we are already experiencing.
I'm guilty for making offensive jokes but at least that's all they are, just jokes. People who actually think that way are just stupid and need to get some sense smacked into them.
Illegal immigrants are just looking for a place to live where they won't be killed in their sleep.
Also, I agree with that child custody statement you made. Sure the mother is naturally built to take care of the kid but things have changed a lot since we were cavemen! Dads are just as good at caring for a kid as their mother and that needs to become known.
#3 to #2 - shinora (02/18/2012) [-]
My problem isn't racism, oh no, my problem, is being called both a sexist, and a racist, because I'm white and male. My problem, is i have a friend who was expelled from high school, because he said inmate, even though when a black kid says inmate, or the equivalant "cracker" no one bats a ******* eyelash.

What's hilarious, is that Illegal immigrants, wouldn't do **** to our economy, if we didn't waste time and money "keeping them out" and giving them free healthcare and free access to schools and all that... the stuff like healthcare should only go to those who actually pay taxes.

that last one is damn true... I know a lot of guys who are now stuck in debt for the rest of their lives, because some bitch either poked holes in their condom, or lied about being on the pill... A teen pregnancy, or even a college pregnancy, will ruin the life of both the parent, and the kid. the parents will be in debt for several decades to come, and the kid will live in a house with two parents who refer to him/her as an accident...
User avatar #4 to #3 - xxfireflyxx (02/18/2012) [-]
A black chick called me a white bitch once and there wasn't a ******* thing I could do about it. It's really screwed up how things work.
All I know is that even though her boyfriend treats her like **** , he loves his kid and I've told her that even if she leaves him, not to deny him visitation. He's got a good weapon for custody rights too, she has a record for bringing weed to school and has had her learners licence taken away for good reason also. If they fight over their boy I think the dad's gonna win. I hope he doesn't because I personally don't like him but I can't deny that he'd be a good dad either way.
#5 to #4 - shinora (02/18/2012) [-]
Hate to be "that guy" but I kinda hope he does if it comes to that... a parent who is kinda a douche but loves his/her kid, is better than a parent who smokes weed and breaks the law enough to get her permit revoked. :/
User avatar #6 to #5 - xxfireflyxx (02/18/2012) [-]
Well she didn't smoke but the fact that she had it in the first place is pretty bad. She has her P plates now but she hasn't learned her lesson when driving so I often find excuses to not go out with her unless someone else is driving.
When it comes to the baby, she's a great mum but she still has the brain of a 15 year old, attitude wise and, although everyone else in out age group does too, she needs to grow up because there's a kid involved.
I'm just glad her mum's there if she can't handle it by herself.
#7 to #6 - shinora (02/18/2012) [-]
Like I said, in the long run, despite his douchiness, the dad would probably make the better parent. :/
User avatar #8 to #7 - xxfireflyxx (02/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, no arguing with that. I haven't talked with anyone about this before so I didn't really think about it that way. Thanks for the talk!
#9 to #8 - shinora (02/18/2012) [-]
Thank you for the intelligent conversation :D
User avatar #10 to #9 - xxfireflyxx (02/18/2012) [-]
Hard to find one these days isn't it?
It's weird how we went from sibling rivalry to child custody, huh?
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