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#14 - If my kid's too dumb to figure out how to blow out a candle, i…  [+] (10 new replies) 13 hours ago on Dad Skills - saving kid's... +52
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#33 - teedoubler (10 hours ago) [-]
It's a kid, dude.

I work in a place that runs birthday parties for little kids. Trust me, very few of them can manage to blow out their candle(s), and we're talking kids that are probably a year or two older than this little guy. Have you never been around a child in your life? They're all uncoordinated and unable to do basic tasks, that's how they're SUPPOSED to be.
#68 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
I'm sorry, but blowing out a candle doesn't take any set skills, no effort at all, and there's 90 year olds with asthma and lung cancer that can blow out a candle, but this weak ass kid can't? He will grow up weak, with weak ass lungs, and a weak ass lifestyle, while his weak ass father doesn't teach him how to not be weak. Fuck out of here with that bullshit. It's a weak kid, don't just say that because other kids can't blow out candles makes this weak bullshit okay. Don't just say "oh it's okay to be weak, many other people are just as weak as him so it's okay"

fuck off with this bullshit tolerance, the world isn't made of styrofoam and bubblewrap, you weak ass faggot. When your kid's die from some 100% preventable disease or when your kids decide to take their own life because they finally realized how weak they were, you can go an hero. Trash.
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#91 - penileburglar (4 hours ago) [-]
This has nothing to do with bullshit tolerance.

There are 90 year olds that can walk, too. But a 5-month-old can't do that either, because he simply hasn't developed the coordination. This is the same thing. I guarantee YOU couldn't do it either, it's simply an issue of development.

I'm not talking about a 5-6+ year old, we're talking LITTLE kids. 1/2/3 year olds and such.

What, exactly, is your master plan? Smack the kid until he develops coordination? Shoot all the kids that can't blow out a candle? Come on now, use your brain.
#57 - anon (7 hours ago) [-]
A lot of them are literally just not developed enough to control themselves that accurately

and of course they're children, you're not going to hear them say "Oh my, it appears my fine motor skills have not yet developed, with special consideration to my Digiti manus."
#48 - anon (9 hours ago) [-]
also my sister has a cleft pallet and it's very hard for her to blow out of her mouth...
#46 - anon (9 hours ago) [-]
4 Year Old Boy Plays Piano Better Than Any Master Low expectations lead to below average results
I bet this kid could blow out a candle
Invest in your children people, dont just let them be (dont overdo it either)
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#93 - penileburglar (4 hours ago) [-]
We're talking about a 1-year-old blowing out a candle. What are you going to do, make him sit there and practice blowing all day?

Jesus christ, use your brain.
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#47 - chaossniper (9 hours ago) [-]
dude thats a chinese kid it doesn't count
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#67 - notmadguy (6 hours ago) [-]
it's more amazing considering everything they produce in China is cheap, low grade shit, just like the people.
#18 - anon (12 hours ago) [-]
No child can do this on their first try.
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I really like the guy and I want the full scene to circulate. I even made my own riot-stick-of-sick-spins in lego bionicle pieces
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