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#36 - I get it 10/17/2012 on I never noticed +6
#15 - be a boss and scrach, how bout being in class with a boner... …  [+] (2 replies) 10/17/2012 on MFW I'm in class and my... +6
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#32 - TheBrickShitter (10/17/2012) [-]
Dear sir, I am here to help you with this problem. When you get an unwanted boner, flex your quadriceps (thigh muscles) and stretch out your legs. sort of think like youre running, but not as fast or you look like an idiot. by using muscles that require a high amount of blood to function, you draw away the unneeded blood from the erection, therefore making it limp. problem solved! works every single time. i havent had an unwanted boner in 2 years.
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#19 - Thenewguygunther (10/17/2012) [-]
get a boner in class

teacher randomly calls on you to come in front of class and present something

happens to me everytime
#57 - Picture 10/17/2012 on Simple as it is +7
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