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#152 - Hey... That's not a computer! 10/25/2012 on Title -1
#145 - Picture 10/23/2012 on How I feel about our up... +13
#37 - Picture 10/19/2012 on You tell em Poonanji! +3
#36 - I get it 10/17/2012 on I never noticed +6
#15 - be a boss and scrach, how bout being in class with a boner... …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/17/2012 on MFW I'm in class and my... +6
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#32 - TheBrickShitter (10/17/2012) [-]
Dear sir, I am here to help you with this problem. When you get an unwanted boner, flex your quadriceps (thigh muscles) and stretch out your legs. sort of think like youre running, but not as fast or you look like an idiot. by using muscles that require a high amount of blood to function, you draw away the unneeded blood from the erection, therefore making it limp. problem solved! works every single time. i havent had an unwanted boner in 2 years.
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#19 - Thenewguygunther (10/17/2012) [-]
get a boner in class

teacher randomly calls on you to come in front of class and present something

happens to me everytime
#57 - Picture 10/17/2012 on Simple as it is +7
#100 - Dr. Who is such a mystery to me... 10/17/2012 on Centurion +1
#49 - Comment deleted 10/17/2012 on YOLOLO 0
#21 - white people do not dance for many of reasons... 10/17/2012 on adventure time 0
#39 - thumb for u bro... I also would rather see Ron Paul in office.… 10/17/2012 on ima letchu finish... -3