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#587736 - I bet you'll love playing as the Huns in Attila. But …  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on FJ Backroom 0
#587742 - jettom (1 hour ago) [-]
Probably.

Yeah. Against cities I actually use mercenary armies. It's the reason I grabbed Greece as fast as I could.

And I don't do that against hoplites. Against hoplites I send them in a headlock with an unit of foot soldiers then send my cavalry units in their rear and away, rear and away, rear and away, while my camel archers go after their archers (camels are really good at that).

Basically, I love Controlled Chaos because you can adapt it so fucking hard.

I was just surprised they had hoplites. I really wasn't expecting them to have those.
#587693 - also, **** you barbs are fun to play as 2 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
#587681 - Egypt is one of the funnest imo i think they have the wide…  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
#587714 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Okay, Parthia has a lot of Horse units. The most in the game itself.
So I make my horse units harass their foot soldiers. Meanwhile I circle around with my cavalry. Then when their spearmen and soldiers are chasing after my horse archers. Usually very, VERY separated from each other, as I send each unit of horse archer in altering degrees west. Some are sent northwest, others southwest, and such. Basically separate them as much as I can. Then I send in my cavalry from over a hill or whatever to take out all their archers in one fell charge. Meanwhile I will send whatever horse archer unit their commander is going after over another hill or through forest or wherever else I could hide troops, and have my hidden troops ambush their commander. Then I'll send 2-3 of my cavalry units to flank him and the rest to go after each individual soldier unit.

It's a very simple strategy, but it requires a lot of micromanagements. Your horse archers will stand still once they get where you want, so you have to make sure they never stop moving, and you must also make sure the enemy doesn't see your own cavalry as it wont work when they start sending some troops to "shield" against that.

I win just about every fight with few losses like that, and you can win fights where you're vastly outnumbered.

You just have to remember to hit EVERY archer unit at the same time when you're outnumbered. The insane loss of morale from all the archer units retreating at the same time will usually send the rest of the enemy army back to their mother.
User avatar #587736 - xxdarkdanxx (1 hour ago) [-]
I bet you'll love playing as the Huns in Attila.

But I assume you must have other armies to take cities? Unless you just use artillery to bring down the walls and then you rush in.
Also, since your horse archers are running away from the hoplites, that means they're shooting them in the front, where they're the most armored, so that's why you barely kill any like that.

If you do go as egypt, they actually have a severe lack of cavalry, so you're gonna have to switch up your tactics.
#587742 - jettom (1 hour ago) [-]
Probably.

Yeah. Against cities I actually use mercenary armies. It's the reason I grabbed Greece as fast as I could.

And I don't do that against hoplites. Against hoplites I send them in a headlock with an unit of foot soldiers then send my cavalry units in their rear and away, rear and away, rear and away, while my camel archers go after their archers (camels are really good at that).

Basically, I love Controlled Chaos because you can adapt it so fucking hard.

I was just surprised they had hoplites. I really wasn't expecting them to have those.
#587665 - Who do ya think your gonna go as after you're done with Parthia?  [+] (6 new replies) 2 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
#587668 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Pontus or Egypt.
Using Greece is cheating.
Fuck the barbarians.
User avatar #587693 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
also, fuck you barbs are fun to play as
User avatar #587681 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
Egypt is one of the funnest imo
i think they have the widest variety of units in the whole game, including a bunch of low tier slave units which are fun to have to fuck with.
also, what's the idea of your "controlled chaos" tactic?
#587714 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Okay, Parthia has a lot of Horse units. The most in the game itself.
So I make my horse units harass their foot soldiers. Meanwhile I circle around with my cavalry. Then when their spearmen and soldiers are chasing after my horse archers. Usually very, VERY separated from each other, as I send each unit of horse archer in altering degrees west. Some are sent northwest, others southwest, and such. Basically separate them as much as I can. Then I send in my cavalry from over a hill or whatever to take out all their archers in one fell charge. Meanwhile I will send whatever horse archer unit their commander is going after over another hill or through forest or wherever else I could hide troops, and have my hidden troops ambush their commander. Then I'll send 2-3 of my cavalry units to flank him and the rest to go after each individual soldier unit.

It's a very simple strategy, but it requires a lot of micromanagements. Your horse archers will stand still once they get where you want, so you have to make sure they never stop moving, and you must also make sure the enemy doesn't see your own cavalry as it wont work when they start sending some troops to "shield" against that.

I win just about every fight with few losses like that, and you can win fights where you're vastly outnumbered.

You just have to remember to hit EVERY archer unit at the same time when you're outnumbered. The insane loss of morale from all the archer units retreating at the same time will usually send the rest of the enemy army back to their mother.
User avatar #587736 - xxdarkdanxx (1 hour ago) [-]
I bet you'll love playing as the Huns in Attila.

But I assume you must have other armies to take cities? Unless you just use artillery to bring down the walls and then you rush in.
Also, since your horse archers are running away from the hoplites, that means they're shooting them in the front, where they're the most armored, so that's why you barely kill any like that.

If you do go as egypt, they actually have a severe lack of cavalry, so you're gonna have to switch up your tactics.
#587742 - jettom (1 hour ago) [-]
Probably.

Yeah. Against cities I actually use mercenary armies. It's the reason I grabbed Greece as fast as I could.

And I don't do that against hoplites. Against hoplites I send them in a headlock with an unit of foot soldiers then send my cavalry units in their rear and away, rear and away, rear and away, while my camel archers go after their archers (camels are really good at that).

Basically, I love Controlled Chaos because you can adapt it so fucking hard.

I was just surprised they had hoplites. I really wasn't expecting them to have those.
#587644 - Hold on what game y aplaying? Total War Rome 2?  [+] (8 new replies) 2 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
#587652 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah. Rome 2. I bought Attila but haven't started it yet as I haven't completed Total War 2 with the exception of using Rome. I want to clear it with 2 factions before I move on to Attila, at least.
User avatar #587665 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
Who do ya think your gonna go as after you're done with Parthia?
#587668 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Pontus or Egypt.
Using Greece is cheating.
Fuck the barbarians.
User avatar #587693 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
also, fuck you barbs are fun to play as
User avatar #587681 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
Egypt is one of the funnest imo
i think they have the widest variety of units in the whole game, including a bunch of low tier slave units which are fun to have to fuck with.
also, what's the idea of your "controlled chaos" tactic?
#587714 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Okay, Parthia has a lot of Horse units. The most in the game itself.
So I make my horse units harass their foot soldiers. Meanwhile I circle around with my cavalry. Then when their spearmen and soldiers are chasing after my horse archers. Usually very, VERY separated from each other, as I send each unit of horse archer in altering degrees west. Some are sent northwest, others southwest, and such. Basically separate them as much as I can. Then I send in my cavalry from over a hill or whatever to take out all their archers in one fell charge. Meanwhile I will send whatever horse archer unit their commander is going after over another hill or through forest or wherever else I could hide troops, and have my hidden troops ambush their commander. Then I'll send 2-3 of my cavalry units to flank him and the rest to go after each individual soldier unit.

It's a very simple strategy, but it requires a lot of micromanagements. Your horse archers will stand still once they get where you want, so you have to make sure they never stop moving, and you must also make sure the enemy doesn't see your own cavalry as it wont work when they start sending some troops to "shield" against that.

I win just about every fight with few losses like that, and you can win fights where you're vastly outnumbered.

You just have to remember to hit EVERY archer unit at the same time when you're outnumbered. The insane loss of morale from all the archer units retreating at the same time will usually send the rest of the enemy army back to their mother.
User avatar #587736 - xxdarkdanxx (1 hour ago) [-]
I bet you'll love playing as the Huns in Attila.

But I assume you must have other armies to take cities? Unless you just use artillery to bring down the walls and then you rush in.
Also, since your horse archers are running away from the hoplites, that means they're shooting them in the front, where they're the most armored, so that's why you barely kill any like that.

If you do go as egypt, they actually have a severe lack of cavalry, so you're gonna have to switch up your tactics.
#587742 - jettom (1 hour ago) [-]
Probably.

Yeah. Against cities I actually use mercenary armies. It's the reason I grabbed Greece as fast as I could.

And I don't do that against hoplites. Against hoplites I send them in a headlock with an unit of foot soldiers then send my cavalry units in their rear and away, rear and away, rear and away, while my camel archers go after their archers (camels are really good at that).

Basically, I love Controlled Chaos because you can adapt it so fucking hard.

I was just surprised they had hoplites. I really wasn't expecting them to have those.
#587632 - System shouldn't really be the way M&B does it. I don'… 2 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
#587608 - Well I mean, Mount & Blade tries to put you in the whole s…  [+] (13 new replies) 2 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
#587640 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Does sandniggers even have fucking hoplites? I don't think so according to history. Why the fuck does Axum have hoplites?
I took out Greece. They had hoplites. I took them on with no problem. Spat on Leonidas's grave even.
Why can't I take out the hoplites of sandniggers then?
User avatar #587644 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
Hold on what game y aplaying?
Total War Rome 2?
#587652 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah. Rome 2. I bought Attila but haven't started it yet as I haven't completed Total War 2 with the exception of using Rome. I want to clear it with 2 factions before I move on to Attila, at least.
User avatar #587665 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
Who do ya think your gonna go as after you're done with Parthia?
#587668 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Pontus or Egypt.
Using Greece is cheating.
Fuck the barbarians.
User avatar #587693 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
also, fuck you barbs are fun to play as
User avatar #587681 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
Egypt is one of the funnest imo
i think they have the widest variety of units in the whole game, including a bunch of low tier slave units which are fun to have to fuck with.
also, what's the idea of your "controlled chaos" tactic?
#587714 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Okay, Parthia has a lot of Horse units. The most in the game itself.
So I make my horse units harass their foot soldiers. Meanwhile I circle around with my cavalry. Then when their spearmen and soldiers are chasing after my horse archers. Usually very, VERY separated from each other, as I send each unit of horse archer in altering degrees west. Some are sent northwest, others southwest, and such. Basically separate them as much as I can. Then I send in my cavalry from over a hill or whatever to take out all their archers in one fell charge. Meanwhile I will send whatever horse archer unit their commander is going after over another hill or through forest or wherever else I could hide troops, and have my hidden troops ambush their commander. Then I'll send 2-3 of my cavalry units to flank him and the rest to go after each individual soldier unit.

It's a very simple strategy, but it requires a lot of micromanagements. Your horse archers will stand still once they get where you want, so you have to make sure they never stop moving, and you must also make sure the enemy doesn't see your own cavalry as it wont work when they start sending some troops to "shield" against that.

I win just about every fight with few losses like that, and you can win fights where you're vastly outnumbered.

You just have to remember to hit EVERY archer unit at the same time when you're outnumbered. The insane loss of morale from all the archer units retreating at the same time will usually send the rest of the enemy army back to their mother.
User avatar #587736 - xxdarkdanxx (1 hour ago) [-]
I bet you'll love playing as the Huns in Attila.

But I assume you must have other armies to take cities? Unless you just use artillery to bring down the walls and then you rush in.
Also, since your horse archers are running away from the hoplites, that means they're shooting them in the front, where they're the most armored, so that's why you barely kill any like that.

If you do go as egypt, they actually have a severe lack of cavalry, so you're gonna have to switch up your tactics.
#587742 - jettom (1 hour ago) [-]
Probably.

Yeah. Against cities I actually use mercenary armies. It's the reason I grabbed Greece as fast as I could.

And I don't do that against hoplites. Against hoplites I send them in a headlock with an unit of foot soldiers then send my cavalry units in their rear and away, rear and away, rear and away, while my camel archers go after their archers (camels are really good at that).

Basically, I love Controlled Chaos because you can adapt it so fucking hard.

I was just surprised they had hoplites. I really wasn't expecting them to have those.
#587633 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
AND I JUST NEED TO FUCKING RANT ABOUT GODDAMN SANDNIGGERS RIGHT NOW

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I AM THE PARTHIAN EMPIRE REBORN FROM THE ASHES. I HAVE MORE TROOPS THAN THE REST OF THE WORLD COMBINED, I DO ALL MY BATTLES REAL-TIME AND MY TROOPS HAVE AMAZING EXPERIENCE.

I HAVE MAINTAINED GOOD RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE ENTIRE WORLD DURING MY CONQUEST OF THE ORIGINAL PERSIAN EMPIRE AND ALL I FUCKING NEED IS TWO FUCKING TRIBES OF SANDNIGGERS, THE FUCKING AXUM AND THE AXUS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK.

SO I SEND 10 CATAPHRACT ARMIES DOWN WITH ELEPHANT VANGUARDS. EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE ARMIES COST ME ABOUT 10K EVERY FUCKING TURN.

AND THEY TEAR IT TO SHREDS. I USE MY HIGHLY EFFECTIVE "CONTROLLED CHAOS" TACTIC THAT MADE ME ABLE TO DECLARE WAR ON THE SELEUCID EMPIRE THE FIRST TURN OF THE GAME AND HAVE MY ENTIRE START OF THE CAMPAIGN BE ABOUT TAKING OVER THEM, BESET WITH ENEMIES.

I TOOK OUT ITALY WITH THAT FUCKING TACTIC

AND THEY TEAR IT TO SHREDS. COMPLETELY. SUDDENLY MY HORSEMEN ARE CHARGING INTO FUCKING HOPLITES LEFT AND RIGHT LIKE A BUNCH OF RETARDED SHITSTAINS AND JUST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

THEY HAVE RE-CAPTURED THE WHOLE ARABIAN PENINSULA. IN A MATTER OF 5 TURNS. I GIVE THE FUCK UP. I HAVE 5 HORSE ARCHER UNITS, THE BEST PARTHIA CAN OFFER (which is the game's best) FIRING AT THEIR TROOPS AND THEY LOSE 1 OUT OF 120 UNITS PER STACK? WHAT THE HELL?! DO THEY HAVE STEEL?
#587612 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I get that. I mean the system around it itself.
User avatar #587632 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
System shouldn't really be the way M&B does it.
I don't want it to just throw you in the game and have you do everything yourself,
I'd want to be a bit more linear, but still open enough for it to be a proper RPG
I guess something a bit like The Witcher I think but I haven't actually played it yet so I'm not entirely sure if that's what I'm going for
#587602 - Nah, even then it wouldn't be enough. I don't think the ga…  [+] (15 new replies) 2 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
#587605 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
So, what Mount & Blade would be if it wasn't an indie title?
User avatar #587608 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
Well I mean, Mount & Blade tries to put you in the whole setting of medieval times.
I want something that is specifically formed around the concept of steppe nomads.
#587640 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Does sandniggers even have fucking hoplites? I don't think so according to history. Why the fuck does Axum have hoplites?
I took out Greece. They had hoplites. I took them on with no problem. Spat on Leonidas's grave even.
Why can't I take out the hoplites of sandniggers then?
User avatar #587644 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
Hold on what game y aplaying?
Total War Rome 2?
#587652 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah. Rome 2. I bought Attila but haven't started it yet as I haven't completed Total War 2 with the exception of using Rome. I want to clear it with 2 factions before I move on to Attila, at least.
User avatar #587665 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
Who do ya think your gonna go as after you're done with Parthia?
#587668 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Pontus or Egypt.
Using Greece is cheating.
Fuck the barbarians.
User avatar #587693 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
also, fuck you barbs are fun to play as
User avatar #587681 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
Egypt is one of the funnest imo
i think they have the widest variety of units in the whole game, including a bunch of low tier slave units which are fun to have to fuck with.
also, what's the idea of your "controlled chaos" tactic?
#587714 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Okay, Parthia has a lot of Horse units. The most in the game itself.
So I make my horse units harass their foot soldiers. Meanwhile I circle around with my cavalry. Then when their spearmen and soldiers are chasing after my horse archers. Usually very, VERY separated from each other, as I send each unit of horse archer in altering degrees west. Some are sent northwest, others southwest, and such. Basically separate them as much as I can. Then I send in my cavalry from over a hill or whatever to take out all their archers in one fell charge. Meanwhile I will send whatever horse archer unit their commander is going after over another hill or through forest or wherever else I could hide troops, and have my hidden troops ambush their commander. Then I'll send 2-3 of my cavalry units to flank him and the rest to go after each individual soldier unit.

It's a very simple strategy, but it requires a lot of micromanagements. Your horse archers will stand still once they get where you want, so you have to make sure they never stop moving, and you must also make sure the enemy doesn't see your own cavalry as it wont work when they start sending some troops to "shield" against that.

I win just about every fight with few losses like that, and you can win fights where you're vastly outnumbered.

You just have to remember to hit EVERY archer unit at the same time when you're outnumbered. The insane loss of morale from all the archer units retreating at the same time will usually send the rest of the enemy army back to their mother.
User avatar #587736 - xxdarkdanxx (1 hour ago) [-]
I bet you'll love playing as the Huns in Attila.

But I assume you must have other armies to take cities? Unless you just use artillery to bring down the walls and then you rush in.
Also, since your horse archers are running away from the hoplites, that means they're shooting them in the front, where they're the most armored, so that's why you barely kill any like that.

If you do go as egypt, they actually have a severe lack of cavalry, so you're gonna have to switch up your tactics.
#587742 - jettom (1 hour ago) [-]
Probably.

Yeah. Against cities I actually use mercenary armies. It's the reason I grabbed Greece as fast as I could.

And I don't do that against hoplites. Against hoplites I send them in a headlock with an unit of foot soldiers then send my cavalry units in their rear and away, rear and away, rear and away, while my camel archers go after their archers (camels are really good at that).

Basically, I love Controlled Chaos because you can adapt it so fucking hard.

I was just surprised they had hoplites. I really wasn't expecting them to have those.
#587633 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
AND I JUST NEED TO FUCKING RANT ABOUT GODDAMN SANDNIGGERS RIGHT NOW

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I AM THE PARTHIAN EMPIRE REBORN FROM THE ASHES. I HAVE MORE TROOPS THAN THE REST OF THE WORLD COMBINED, I DO ALL MY BATTLES REAL-TIME AND MY TROOPS HAVE AMAZING EXPERIENCE.

I HAVE MAINTAINED GOOD RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE ENTIRE WORLD DURING MY CONQUEST OF THE ORIGINAL PERSIAN EMPIRE AND ALL I FUCKING NEED IS TWO FUCKING TRIBES OF SANDNIGGERS, THE FUCKING AXUM AND THE AXUS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK.

SO I SEND 10 CATAPHRACT ARMIES DOWN WITH ELEPHANT VANGUARDS. EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE ARMIES COST ME ABOUT 10K EVERY FUCKING TURN.

AND THEY TEAR IT TO SHREDS. I USE MY HIGHLY EFFECTIVE "CONTROLLED CHAOS" TACTIC THAT MADE ME ABLE TO DECLARE WAR ON THE SELEUCID EMPIRE THE FIRST TURN OF THE GAME AND HAVE MY ENTIRE START OF THE CAMPAIGN BE ABOUT TAKING OVER THEM, BESET WITH ENEMIES.

I TOOK OUT ITALY WITH THAT FUCKING TACTIC

AND THEY TEAR IT TO SHREDS. COMPLETELY. SUDDENLY MY HORSEMEN ARE CHARGING INTO FUCKING HOPLITES LEFT AND RIGHT LIKE A BUNCH OF RETARDED SHITSTAINS AND JUST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

THEY HAVE RE-CAPTURED THE WHOLE ARABIAN PENINSULA. IN A MATTER OF 5 TURNS. I GIVE THE FUCK UP. I HAVE 5 HORSE ARCHER UNITS, THE BEST PARTHIA CAN OFFER (which is the game's best) FIRING AT THEIR TROOPS AND THEY LOSE 1 OUT OF 120 UNITS PER STACK? WHAT THE HELL?! DO THEY HAVE STEEL?
#587612 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I get that. I mean the system around it itself.
User avatar #587632 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
System shouldn't really be the way M&B does it.
I don't want it to just throw you in the game and have you do everything yourself,
I'd want to be a bit more linear, but still open enough for it to be a proper RPG
I guess something a bit like The Witcher I think but I haven't actually played it yet so I'm not entirely sure if that's what I'm going for
#587591 - No, that's the thing I'm playing Mount & Blade, doing …  [+] (17 new replies) 2 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
#587592 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
So like, the viking campaign, just with Khergit instead?
#587602 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
Nah, even then it wouldn't be enough.
I don't think the game mechanics for M&B really make the cut for it.

I want something more original, from the ground up.
Combat style could be somewhat similar to M&B, but with something more to it
#587605 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
So, what Mount & Blade would be if it wasn't an indie title?
User avatar #587608 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
Well I mean, Mount & Blade tries to put you in the whole setting of medieval times.
I want something that is specifically formed around the concept of steppe nomads.
#587640 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Does sandniggers even have fucking hoplites? I don't think so according to history. Why the fuck does Axum have hoplites?
I took out Greece. They had hoplites. I took them on with no problem. Spat on Leonidas's grave even.
Why can't I take out the hoplites of sandniggers then?
User avatar #587644 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
Hold on what game y aplaying?
Total War Rome 2?
#587652 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah. Rome 2. I bought Attila but haven't started it yet as I haven't completed Total War 2 with the exception of using Rome. I want to clear it with 2 factions before I move on to Attila, at least.
User avatar #587665 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
Who do ya think your gonna go as after you're done with Parthia?
#587668 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Pontus or Egypt.
Using Greece is cheating.
Fuck the barbarians.
User avatar #587693 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
also, fuck you barbs are fun to play as
User avatar #587681 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
Egypt is one of the funnest imo
i think they have the widest variety of units in the whole game, including a bunch of low tier slave units which are fun to have to fuck with.
also, what's the idea of your "controlled chaos" tactic?
#587714 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Okay, Parthia has a lot of Horse units. The most in the game itself.
So I make my horse units harass their foot soldiers. Meanwhile I circle around with my cavalry. Then when their spearmen and soldiers are chasing after my horse archers. Usually very, VERY separated from each other, as I send each unit of horse archer in altering degrees west. Some are sent northwest, others southwest, and such. Basically separate them as much as I can. Then I send in my cavalry from over a hill or whatever to take out all their archers in one fell charge. Meanwhile I will send whatever horse archer unit their commander is going after over another hill or through forest or wherever else I could hide troops, and have my hidden troops ambush their commander. Then I'll send 2-3 of my cavalry units to flank him and the rest to go after each individual soldier unit.

It's a very simple strategy, but it requires a lot of micromanagements. Your horse archers will stand still once they get where you want, so you have to make sure they never stop moving, and you must also make sure the enemy doesn't see your own cavalry as it wont work when they start sending some troops to "shield" against that.

I win just about every fight with few losses like that, and you can win fights where you're vastly outnumbered.

You just have to remember to hit EVERY archer unit at the same time when you're outnumbered. The insane loss of morale from all the archer units retreating at the same time will usually send the rest of the enemy army back to their mother.
User avatar #587736 - xxdarkdanxx (1 hour ago) [-]
I bet you'll love playing as the Huns in Attila.

But I assume you must have other armies to take cities? Unless you just use artillery to bring down the walls and then you rush in.
Also, since your horse archers are running away from the hoplites, that means they're shooting them in the front, where they're the most armored, so that's why you barely kill any like that.

If you do go as egypt, they actually have a severe lack of cavalry, so you're gonna have to switch up your tactics.
#587742 - jettom (1 hour ago) [-]
Probably.

Yeah. Against cities I actually use mercenary armies. It's the reason I grabbed Greece as fast as I could.

And I don't do that against hoplites. Against hoplites I send them in a headlock with an unit of foot soldiers then send my cavalry units in their rear and away, rear and away, rear and away, while my camel archers go after their archers (camels are really good at that).

Basically, I love Controlled Chaos because you can adapt it so fucking hard.

I was just surprised they had hoplites. I really wasn't expecting them to have those.
#587633 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
AND I JUST NEED TO FUCKING RANT ABOUT GODDAMN SANDNIGGERS RIGHT NOW

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I AM THE PARTHIAN EMPIRE REBORN FROM THE ASHES. I HAVE MORE TROOPS THAN THE REST OF THE WORLD COMBINED, I DO ALL MY BATTLES REAL-TIME AND MY TROOPS HAVE AMAZING EXPERIENCE.

I HAVE MAINTAINED GOOD RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE ENTIRE WORLD DURING MY CONQUEST OF THE ORIGINAL PERSIAN EMPIRE AND ALL I FUCKING NEED IS TWO FUCKING TRIBES OF SANDNIGGERS, THE FUCKING AXUM AND THE AXUS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK.

SO I SEND 10 CATAPHRACT ARMIES DOWN WITH ELEPHANT VANGUARDS. EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE ARMIES COST ME ABOUT 10K EVERY FUCKING TURN.

AND THEY TEAR IT TO SHREDS. I USE MY HIGHLY EFFECTIVE "CONTROLLED CHAOS" TACTIC THAT MADE ME ABLE TO DECLARE WAR ON THE SELEUCID EMPIRE THE FIRST TURN OF THE GAME AND HAVE MY ENTIRE START OF THE CAMPAIGN BE ABOUT TAKING OVER THEM, BESET WITH ENEMIES.

I TOOK OUT ITALY WITH THAT FUCKING TACTIC

AND THEY TEAR IT TO SHREDS. COMPLETELY. SUDDENLY MY HORSEMEN ARE CHARGING INTO FUCKING HOPLITES LEFT AND RIGHT LIKE A BUNCH OF RETARDED SHITSTAINS AND JUST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

THEY HAVE RE-CAPTURED THE WHOLE ARABIAN PENINSULA. IN A MATTER OF 5 TURNS. I GIVE THE FUCK UP. I HAVE 5 HORSE ARCHER UNITS, THE BEST PARTHIA CAN OFFER (which is the game's best) FIRING AT THEIR TROOPS AND THEY LOSE 1 OUT OF 120 UNITS PER STACK? WHAT THE HELL?! DO THEY HAVE STEEL?
#587612 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I get that. I mean the system around it itself.
User avatar #587632 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
System shouldn't really be the way M&B does it.
I don't want it to just throw you in the game and have you do everything yourself,
I'd want to be a bit more linear, but still open enough for it to be a proper RPG
I guess something a bit like The Witcher I think but I haven't actually played it yet so I'm not entirely sure if that's what I'm going for
#587572 - This might just be because of me playing a bunch of Total War …  [+] (19 new replies) 2 hours ago on FJ Backroom +3
#587582 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Mount & Blade.
The game you want is Mount & Blade.
#587591 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
No, that's the thing
I'm playing Mount & Blade, doing horse archery and shield + sword

and as I was playing it I felt like a game that went a lot more in depth into the nomadic lifestyle would be fun. Something a bit more organized, probably with a story line
#587592 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
So like, the viking campaign, just with Khergit instead?
#587602 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
Nah, even then it wouldn't be enough.
I don't think the game mechanics for M&B really make the cut for it.

I want something more original, from the ground up.
Combat style could be somewhat similar to M&B, but with something more to it
#587605 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
So, what Mount & Blade would be if it wasn't an indie title?
User avatar #587608 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
Well I mean, Mount & Blade tries to put you in the whole setting of medieval times.
I want something that is specifically formed around the concept of steppe nomads.
#587640 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Does sandniggers even have fucking hoplites? I don't think so according to history. Why the fuck does Axum have hoplites?
I took out Greece. They had hoplites. I took them on with no problem. Spat on Leonidas's grave even.
Why can't I take out the hoplites of sandniggers then?
User avatar #587644 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
Hold on what game y aplaying?
Total War Rome 2?
#587652 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah. Rome 2. I bought Attila but haven't started it yet as I haven't completed Total War 2 with the exception of using Rome. I want to clear it with 2 factions before I move on to Attila, at least.
User avatar #587665 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
Who do ya think your gonna go as after you're done with Parthia?
#587668 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Pontus or Egypt.
Using Greece is cheating.
Fuck the barbarians.
User avatar #587693 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
also, fuck you barbs are fun to play as
User avatar #587681 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
Egypt is one of the funnest imo
i think they have the widest variety of units in the whole game, including a bunch of low tier slave units which are fun to have to fuck with.
also, what's the idea of your "controlled chaos" tactic?
#587714 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Okay, Parthia has a lot of Horse units. The most in the game itself.
So I make my horse units harass their foot soldiers. Meanwhile I circle around with my cavalry. Then when their spearmen and soldiers are chasing after my horse archers. Usually very, VERY separated from each other, as I send each unit of horse archer in altering degrees west. Some are sent northwest, others southwest, and such. Basically separate them as much as I can. Then I send in my cavalry from over a hill or whatever to take out all their archers in one fell charge. Meanwhile I will send whatever horse archer unit their commander is going after over another hill or through forest or wherever else I could hide troops, and have my hidden troops ambush their commander. Then I'll send 2-3 of my cavalry units to flank him and the rest to go after each individual soldier unit.

It's a very simple strategy, but it requires a lot of micromanagements. Your horse archers will stand still once they get where you want, so you have to make sure they never stop moving, and you must also make sure the enemy doesn't see your own cavalry as it wont work when they start sending some troops to "shield" against that.

I win just about every fight with few losses like that, and you can win fights where you're vastly outnumbered.

You just have to remember to hit EVERY archer unit at the same time when you're outnumbered. The insane loss of morale from all the archer units retreating at the same time will usually send the rest of the enemy army back to their mother.
User avatar #587736 - xxdarkdanxx (1 hour ago) [-]
I bet you'll love playing as the Huns in Attila.

But I assume you must have other armies to take cities? Unless you just use artillery to bring down the walls and then you rush in.
Also, since your horse archers are running away from the hoplites, that means they're shooting them in the front, where they're the most armored, so that's why you barely kill any like that.

If you do go as egypt, they actually have a severe lack of cavalry, so you're gonna have to switch up your tactics.
#587742 - jettom (1 hour ago) [-]
Probably.

Yeah. Against cities I actually use mercenary armies. It's the reason I grabbed Greece as fast as I could.

And I don't do that against hoplites. Against hoplites I send them in a headlock with an unit of foot soldiers then send my cavalry units in their rear and away, rear and away, rear and away, while my camel archers go after their archers (camels are really good at that).

Basically, I love Controlled Chaos because you can adapt it so fucking hard.

I was just surprised they had hoplites. I really wasn't expecting them to have those.
#587633 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
AND I JUST NEED TO FUCKING RANT ABOUT GODDAMN SANDNIGGERS RIGHT NOW

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I AM THE PARTHIAN EMPIRE REBORN FROM THE ASHES. I HAVE MORE TROOPS THAN THE REST OF THE WORLD COMBINED, I DO ALL MY BATTLES REAL-TIME AND MY TROOPS HAVE AMAZING EXPERIENCE.

I HAVE MAINTAINED GOOD RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE ENTIRE WORLD DURING MY CONQUEST OF THE ORIGINAL PERSIAN EMPIRE AND ALL I FUCKING NEED IS TWO FUCKING TRIBES OF SANDNIGGERS, THE FUCKING AXUM AND THE AXUS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK.

SO I SEND 10 CATAPHRACT ARMIES DOWN WITH ELEPHANT VANGUARDS. EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THOSE ARMIES COST ME ABOUT 10K EVERY FUCKING TURN.

AND THEY TEAR IT TO SHREDS. I USE MY HIGHLY EFFECTIVE "CONTROLLED CHAOS" TACTIC THAT MADE ME ABLE TO DECLARE WAR ON THE SELEUCID EMPIRE THE FIRST TURN OF THE GAME AND HAVE MY ENTIRE START OF THE CAMPAIGN BE ABOUT TAKING OVER THEM, BESET WITH ENEMIES.

I TOOK OUT ITALY WITH THAT FUCKING TACTIC

AND THEY TEAR IT TO SHREDS. COMPLETELY. SUDDENLY MY HORSEMEN ARE CHARGING INTO FUCKING HOPLITES LEFT AND RIGHT LIKE A BUNCH OF RETARDED SHITSTAINS AND JUST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

THEY HAVE RE-CAPTURED THE WHOLE ARABIAN PENINSULA. IN A MATTER OF 5 TURNS. I GIVE THE FUCK UP. I HAVE 5 HORSE ARCHER UNITS, THE BEST PARTHIA CAN OFFER (which is the game's best) FIRING AT THEIR TROOPS AND THEY LOSE 1 OUT OF 120 UNITS PER STACK? WHAT THE HELL?! DO THEY HAVE STEEL?
#587612 - jettom (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I get that. I mean the system around it itself.
User avatar #587632 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
System shouldn't really be the way M&B does it.
I don't want it to just throw you in the game and have you do everything yourself,
I'd want to be a bit more linear, but still open enough for it to be a proper RPG
I guess something a bit like The Witcher I think but I haven't actually played it yet so I'm not entirely sure if that's what I'm going for

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#1614 - xxdarkdanxx (06/11/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #1783 - Decode (8 hours ago) [-]
What does it matter, you're top 100 content ranking you jew
#1784 to #1783 - xxdarkdanxx (8 hours ago) [-]
YO MAN I'M JUST SAYING I USED TO BE IN THE COMMENTING GAME AND I USED TO BE GUD
#1785 to #1784 - Decode (8 hours ago) [-]
I've hit a brick wall anyways, can't seem to make it past 43 without being forced back up quickly   
   
oh well, I just enjoy commenting really   
   
<Me trying to get past 40
I've hit a brick wall anyways, can't seem to make it past 43 without being forced back up quickly

oh well, I just enjoy commenting really

<Me trying to get past 40
#1786 to #1785 - xxdarkdanxx (8 hours ago) [-]
I went through the ranks pretty quickly back then

but I'll be honest, I'm pretty sure I just got most of my thumbs just because of my mascot and people being all " OMG IT'S ZONE-TAAAAAAAAAN KERLKFWLEO$Titogjhno4erwzol24ethn" *thumbs up*
#1781 - anon (14 hours ago) [-]
Imma need the source for that pic at the top your profile. Thanks.
#1782 to #1781 - xxdarkdanxx (9 hours ago) [-]
Well, it ain't anything special,
this is the full pic. and I don't remember the artist, sorry
#1787 to #1782 - anon (1 hour ago) [-]
Thanks
#1776 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Another victory for America
User avatar #1779 to #1778 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
comment number
User avatar #1780 to #1779 - xxdarkdanxx (19 hours ago) [-]
You cheeky ****
Just wait in about 30 more comments
#1741 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
>purple is my favorite color
>colored hair turns me on
User avatar #1762 to #1741 - xxdarkdanxx (19 hours ago) [-]
That could work
I can get the car, just need something to use as fake blood.

'Merica here I come
User avatar #1764 to #1763 - xxdarkdanxx (19 hours ago) [-]
Oh
Well I think I can only supply a limited amount of blood,
eventually they'll probably have my body to go along with the crime scene
User avatar #1765 to #1764 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
You have about 5-6 litres inside you, taking one couldn't hurt
User avatar #1766 to #1765 - xxdarkdanxx (19 hours ago) [-]
Okay so, everyone thinks I'm dead
now what
User avatar #1767 to #1766 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
we put you on a train, you go to new york and then somehow get citizenship or just be on the run for the rest of your life. you are going to new york, yea?
User avatar #1768 to #1767 - xxdarkdanxx (19 hours ago) [-]
Yes
is that where you're at or am I gonna be on my own?
User avatar #1769 to #1768 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
If you look at the map, you can see a big glove looking landmass, I live there and will meet you halfway somehow. Once you're on that train I gotta go back

hope you can fit your belongings in a bindle
User avatar #1770 to #1769 - xxdarkdanxx (19 hours ago) [-]
As long as I can get to Rochester, we good.

I honestly don't have much of value other than my PC, and I guess there's no point bringing that.
User avatar #1771 to #1770 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
No bringing your phone, leave it behind
User avatar #1772 to #1771 - xxdarkdanxx (19 hours ago) [-]
Don't even have a phone
User avatar #1773 to #1772 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Good good, that makes it easier
User avatar #1774 to #1773 - xxdarkdanxx (19 hours ago) [-]
I also am completely disconnected from any and all social networks
FJ is the only thing I really have

It wouldn't be too hard to make myself disappear
User avatar #1777 to #1774 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
You'd have to stay off FJ for a while, until they gave up the investigation
#1742 to #1741 - xxdarkdanxx (20 hours ago) [-]


Good to know~
#1743 to #1742 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
you're killing me
#1744 to #1743 - xxdarkdanxx (20 hours ago) [-]


You came to my profile to personally tell me what turns you on

What else did you expect?
#1745 to #1744 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
I don't honestly know why I did

I guess I just wanted to get it off my chest
#1746 to #1745 - xxdarkdanxx (20 hours ago) [-]
Eh, whatever the reason, is always nice to have someone stop by
#1747 to #1746 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
How you doing?
#1748 to #1747 - xxdarkdanxx (20 hours ago) [-]
Pretty good, I woke up pretty early and haven't passed out at any point throughout the day yet, so I consider that some kind of achievement.

I don't think I've been eating too properly though... it's gonna bite me in the ass sometime soon, I know it.

I'm not sure what to do now though, seems like I've reached the deadend of today.
How's you doing?
#1749 to #1748 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
I'm alright, currently watching something on my computer spaz out while I uninstalled my expired antivirus

Eating improperly is totally fine, I do it all the time send help
#1750 to #1749 - xxdarkdanxx (20 hours ago) [-]
spaz out? What's going on?

I would send help but all I have is rice krispies and they're mine
#1751 to #1750 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
Something keeps flashing, like a small window keeps trying to open but closes immediately, and it happens on the left monitor whenever I look at the right where I have FJ so I may just be going crazy
#1752 to #1751 - xxdarkdanxx (20 hours ago) [-]
You might be

Maybe the loneliness is getting to you and you're starting to go mildly delirious
because that's totally not what's happening to me
#1753 to #1752 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
I will smuggle you over here, nobody will know
#1754 to #1753 - xxdarkdanxx (20 hours ago) [-]
pls do
I doubt I'd even have any regrets at this point
#1755 to #1754 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
This is a map of all the Class I train routes

We smuggle you in by boarding a purple route train that's eastbound, yea?
User avatar #1775 to #1755 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
asdf
User avatar #1756 to #1755 - xxdarkdanxx (20 hours ago) [-]
Sounds good,
I just might need to steal the car from my parents to get to it, then from there it should be a breeze
User avatar #1757 to #1756 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
We'll have to fake your death so they don't suspect you're an illegal
User avatar #1758 to #1757 - xxdarkdanxx (19 hours ago) [-]
Hmmm okay that sounds more difficult
Any ideas?
User avatar #1759 to #1758 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Ever seen Sherlock?
User avatar #1760 to #1759 - xxdarkdanxx (19 hours ago) [-]
Nope ._.
User avatar #1761 to #1760 - lightspeedtooslow ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Ah well anyways, there was an episode where a guy disappeared and the only thing left was his abandoned car covered in his blood. We could probably replicate that, except minus the fake crying wife and highly intelligent detective
#1722 to #1721 - xxdarkdanxx (07/06/2015) [-]
I actually lost all my dance gifs :c
#1739 to #1722 - ministermax (07/06/2015) [-]
You didn't ask for it, I shouldn't have done it, but there they are.
#1740 to #1739 - xxdarkdanxx (07/06/2015) [-]
Eh, either way, thank you &lt;333
Eh, either way, thank you <333
User avatar #1698 - andra ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
bby
User avatar #1700 to #1699 - andra ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
i got compootr bak
User avatar #1701 to #1700 - xxdarkdanxx (07/03/2015) [-]
omg yaaaay~
is good for good? or will still need more fix?
User avatar #1702 to #1701 - andra ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
still waitin for files to be recovered
usin spare hard drive for now
User avatar #1703 to #1702 - xxdarkdanxx (07/03/2015) [-]
Does that mean the guy is gonna find all your lewd futas?
User avatar #1704 to #1703 - andra ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
i dont mind the guy seems nice
plus if hes a tech guy hes probably seen much worse
User avatar #1705 to #1704 - xxdarkdanxx (07/03/2015) [-]
oki
if you have compputr why you not skype?
User avatar #1706 to #1705 - andra ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
i just downloaded
User avatar #1707 to #1706 - xxdarkdanxx (07/03/2015) [-]
oh right all your things went buh bye, forgot
User avatar #1710 to #1707 - andra ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
n8*
User avatar #1709 to #1707 - andra ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
hows n& been doin i aint talked to her in ages
User avatar #1711 to #1709 - xxdarkdanxx (07/03/2015) [-]
She been good,
barely any drama or anythin. Her sleeping been all ***** tho
You should boop her, I'm sure she missed ya.
User avatar #1712 to #1711 - andra ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
i just did
she offline
User avatar #1713 to #1712 - xxdarkdanxx (07/03/2015) [-]
She barely uses skipe
use steam
User avatar #1714 to #1713 - andra ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
what you think i done
User avatar #1715 to #1714 - xxdarkdanxx (07/03/2015) [-]
well it says you're offline on steam
and she's online on steam
so idfk
User avatar #1708 to #1707 - andra ONLINE (07/03/2015) [-]
yup
#1695 - Decode (07/03/2015) [-]
You have been visited by the Decode of Affection! Good luck, love and success will come to you, but only if you say "Thanks Deccy love!"
User avatar #1696 to #1695 - xxdarkdanxx (07/03/2015) [-]
Thank Mr Skeltal
Thanks Deccy love!~
User avatar #1697 to #1696 - Decode (07/03/2015) [-]
Mr. Skeltal blesses you with good bones for you dedication as well!
User avatar #1677 to #1676 - xxdarkdanxx (07/02/2015) [-]
Okay this one genuinely pleases me
#1678 to #1677 - natesquid (07/02/2015) [-]
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?   
DO IT!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
DO IT!
User avatar #1679 to #1678 - xxdarkdanxx (07/02/2015) [-]
It's things like this that got GTA 5 GOTY
#1680 to #1679 - natesquid (07/02/2015) [-]
If you were a game, you'd be GOTY ever year
If you were a game, you'd be GOTY ever year
User avatar #1681 to #1680 - xxdarkdanxx (07/02/2015) [-]
Where do you even get all this John Cena
also,
User avatar #1683 to #1682 - xxdarkdanxx (07/02/2015) [-]
Seen it, get new memes
User avatar #1685 to #1684 - xxdarkdanxx (07/02/2015) [-]
I should make some of these myself
#1686 to #1685 - natesquid (07/02/2015) [-]
Pls make you're a kid you're JOHN CENA
Pls make you're a kid you're JOHN CENA
User avatar #1687 to #1686 - xxdarkdanxx (07/02/2015) [-]
Will do
ETA idfk
#1689 to #1687 - natesquid (07/02/2015) [-]
Hab material
Hab material
#1688 to #1687 - natesquid (07/02/2015) [-]
I can wait.
I can wait.
User avatar #1694 to #1693 - xxdarkdanxx (07/02/2015) [-]
we good
#1691 to #1688 - xxdarkdanxx (07/02/2015) [-]
I am content with it
I am content with it
User avatar #1662 - KevinPutt (07/02/2015) [-]
benis
User avatar #1663 to #1662 - xxdarkdanxx (07/02/2015) [-]
[blocked]
User avatar #1666 to #1663 - KevinPutt (07/02/2015) [-]
my time is now
User avatar #1669 to #1666 - xxdarkdanxx (07/02/2015) [-]
Don't you ****** ignore me
User avatar #1668 to #1666 - xxdarkdanxx (07/02/2015) [-]
Also where the **** you been I've been so lonely holy fucl
User avatar #1670 to #1668 - KevinPutt (07/02/2015) [-]
That's why im stopping by, I have no steam/skype for awhile so I came to tell you

I'm staying at my mama's for a few days while they're out of town, taking care of their dog

I have console games and **** but this computer has no steam/skype '^'
miss you tho
User avatar #1671 to #1670 - xxdarkdanxx (07/02/2015) [-]
Why don't you just download skype then?...
I miss you too, I even got some sads from you not being here :C
User avatar #1672 to #1671 - KevinPutt (07/02/2015) [-]
I guess i could, but i should probably uninstall it when they return because anything new they see on their computer, they will blame it the next time they get a virus or somethin. "this "Skype" thing wasnt here before and now my email isn't loading, Kevin you **** "

I'll download steam and just put it somewhere they won't look, and make it not appear on the desktop
User avatar #1673 to #1672 - xxdarkdanxx (07/02/2015) [-]
Well when they coming back?

Just make sure neither one of them boot on computer start up. As long as you hide them well and do that, they'll never know
User avatar #1674 to #1673 - KevinPutt (07/02/2015) [-]
It'll be like a week or so, I think. Somewhere between 5-8 days

if they do see it ill just say it was a game i bought, since if i just download it thatd be suspicious

if i say i payed for it it'll seem less scammy (^:
User avatar #1675 to #1674 - xxdarkdanxx (07/02/2015) [-]
Sounds good, you should download the skypey/steamy

pls, I have a bunch of love left over from Nate and dunno who to give it to
User avatar #1665 to #1663 - KevinPutt (07/02/2015) [-]
you cant block me
User avatar #1657 to #1656 - xxdarkdanxx (06/23/2015) [-]
what is that and why do I love it
User avatar #1659 to #1658 - xxdarkdanxx (06/23/2015) [-]
but like really what is the motivation behind these
#1640 - bigband (06/17/2015) [-]
Limited edition Purple Natesquid 3.0
#1642 to #1640 - xxdarkdanxx (06/17/2015) [-]
Should have probably used this picture
#1638 - bigband (06/16/2015) [-]
Say hello to my miis
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - xxdarkdanxx (06/16/2015) [-]
Still a lack of purple
#1636 - bigband (06/16/2015) [-]
Natesquid 2.0
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - xxdarkdanxx (06/16/2015) [-]
still not purple tho
User avatar #1633 to #1632 - xxdarkdanxx (06/16/2015) [-]
I demand more
#1635 to #1634 - xxdarkdanxx (06/16/2015) [-]
And then there are these ******* freeloaders
#1629 - bigband (06/16/2015) [-]
Natesquid
User avatar #1630 to #1629 - xxdarkdanxx (06/16/2015) [-]
>not purple
Into the trash it goes
#1628 to #1627 - xxdarkdanxx (06/14/2015) [-]
I approve



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