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#1560277 - Decode (5 hours ago) [-]
[Judges internally]
#1560282 - xxdarkdanxx (5 hours ago) [-]
#1560262 - WHY MUST OYU ALWAYS JUDGE ME  [+] (4 new replies) 5 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
#1560266 - Decode (5 hours ago) [-]
I didn't say anything this time
#1560270 - xxdarkdanxx (5 hours ago) [-]
#1560277 - Decode (5 hours ago) [-]
[Judges internally]
#1560282 - xxdarkdanxx (5 hours ago) [-]
#1560248 - >> #1560245 , 5 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
#1560245 - Or you just haven't found them  [+] (2 new replies) 5 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
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#1560247 - josuke (5 hours ago) [-]
Not counting easter eggs or something
Like actual secrets that reward you
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#1560248 - xxdarkdanxx (5 hours ago) [-]
#1560233 - what about your cheese?  [+] (8 new replies) 5 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
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#1560262 - xxdarkdanxx (5 hours ago) [-]
WHY MUST OYU ALWAYS JUDGE ME
#1560266 - Decode (5 hours ago) [-]
I didn't say anything this time
#1560270 - xxdarkdanxx (5 hours ago) [-]
#1560277 - Decode (5 hours ago) [-]
[Judges internally]
#1560282 - xxdarkdanxx (5 hours ago) [-]
#1560239 - floran (5 hours ago) [-]
that was really disgusting
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#1560235 - applecopy (5 hours ago) [-]
WHAT
#1560227 - well **** 5 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
#1560222 - Is cheese supposed to be this crunchy?  [+] (14 new replies) 5 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
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#1560232 - barkhorn (5 hours ago) [-]
Sounds like you're eating dried cheese
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#1560230 - applecopy (5 hours ago) [-]
avoid cheese at all cost
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#1560233 - xxdarkdanxx (5 hours ago) [-]
what about your cheese?
#1560261 - Decode (5 hours ago) [-]
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#1560262 - xxdarkdanxx (5 hours ago) [-]
WHY MUST OYU ALWAYS JUDGE ME
#1560266 - Decode (5 hours ago) [-]
I didn't say anything this time
#1560270 - xxdarkdanxx (5 hours ago) [-]
#1560277 - Decode (5 hours ago) [-]
[Judges internally]
#1560282 - xxdarkdanxx (5 hours ago) [-]
#1560239 - floran (5 hours ago) [-]
that was really disgusting
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#1560235 - applecopy (5 hours ago) [-]
WHAT
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#1560224 - dawnartemis (5 hours ago) [-]
no..?
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#1560227 - xxdarkdanxx (5 hours ago) [-]
well shit
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#2657 - waffermelone (10/22/2015) [-]
stickied by xxdarkdanxx
#2310 - pongldr (09/26/2015) [-]
stickied by xxdarkdanxx
>that frustration when daniel will never kiss your cheek
>that sadness when daniel will never hold ur hand at the beach
>that anger when daniel will not rest you in his bed and snuggle you closely
>that dissapointing feeling when daniel will never pull on your hair while ravaging your asshole

>that unfulfillment of never being as perfect as daniel
#3190 to #3189 - xxdarkdanxx (01/11/2016) [-]
omg it's a qt in a box
just what I've always wanted
User avatar #3191 to #3190 - waffermelone (01/11/2016) [-]
ya, so... how are u? and work? and school?
#3192 to #3191 - xxdarkdanxx (01/11/2016) [-]
I'm guuud~
Things are pretty swell overall recently, just except that work + school has given me a lot less free time, which is okay I guess, I had too much of it anyway.

I just came back from practice for the school show thingy, it's pretty great, playing along with a whole band is so much fun.
How're you doin waffy?~
#3193 to #3192 - waffermelone (01/11/2016) [-]
i'm doing pretty well... just sucks to not see you around often as i used to, but at least is for a good reason, my weeks have been pretty empty... not much to do untill the begining to the next semester and i din't had anything planned for this break so... yea.. that is pretty much it... idk what to watch, nothing to play... but i'm fine. anyways... is good so see ya around
#3194 to #3193 - xxdarkdanxx (01/11/2016) [-]
Well I'm happy to be here, and even happier to see you here as well. Don't ever hesitate to boop me sometime. Even if I'm not there at the time I promise I'll respond eventually.
Really I've been kinda feeling the same kinda, even when I do have free time I'm never really sure what to do. Playing vidya is getting less and less entertaining... I hope that won't last for too long.
#3195 to #3194 - waffermelone (01/11/2016) [-]
well ok then... *boop*
#3196 to #3195 - xxdarkdanxx (01/11/2016) [-]
Boop~

It's qt pictures like that that make me kinda want to watch RWBY
#3197 to #3196 - waffermelone (01/12/2016) [-]
well, i wasn't really expecting much on this third season but when i started watching it it was way better then i expected, they stopped with some (relatively) childish scenes and put some more serious stuff on the show... maybe they started taking the project a bit more seriously now...

also... i thought Sienna's eyes were green before Leviathan...
#3198 to #3197 - xxdarkdanxx (01/12/2016) [-]
Yee I heard the show was getting super serious all of a sudden, still though they gotta keep some of the cyoot, right?
Honestly I have no idea, but eh whatever, let people draw what they want (that's how porn gets made so yknow)
User avatar #3199 to #3198 - waffermelone (01/12/2016) [-]
yea, still some cute stuff on it... some character developing more intimate relationship with each other... pretty nice have you ever watched a season ? or an episode?
i guess so... hue
#3200 to #3199 - xxdarkdanxx (01/12/2016) [-]
I only ever watched a couple episodes of the first season when it just started coming out. After that I lost interest for some reason, it didn't really stick with me (well not many shows do, I don't remember when was the last time I was dedicated enough to watch a whole show as it came out)
User avatar #3201 to #3200 - waffermelone (01/12/2016) [-]
ye, the first season was not really that good, the second one had some bad moments sometimes it felt like watching a generic American high school cartoon but it got some good moments too... they started developing more the other characters of the series instead of just focusing on the main characters, plus they got better voice acting and animations, now the third season is the one that i think it really worth watching
#3202 to #3201 - xxdarkdanxx (01/12/2016) [-]
Yee it seems like it, everyone's loving it.
But I don't really think I have the time to catch up on all the episodes I missed, and i certainly don't want to just start off in the middle of everything not knowing what's going on.
I guess I'll just keep with what I'm doing and pretend I fit in
User avatar #3203 to #3202 - waffermelone (01/12/2016) [-]
hue, ok then the seasons are pretty short tho... first one got something like 9 episodes with 3~10 minutes each and the second one got about 15 episodes with about 10~15 minutes each
User avatar #3188 - andra ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
i love you
User avatar #3179 - Pleinair (01/07/2016) [-]
hi
#3180 to #3179 - xxdarkdanxx (01/07/2016) [-]
oo, hello again!
User avatar #3181 to #3180 - Pleinair (01/07/2016) [-]
you never told me how the weather was

im mad
#3182 to #3181 - xxdarkdanxx (01/07/2016) [-]
What? I totally did
User avatar #3183 to #3182 - Pleinair (01/07/2016) [-]
o

how is it now
#3184 to #3183 - xxdarkdanxx (01/07/2016) [-]
Cold
really really cold
and a decent amount of snow too. Not much, but enough.
hasn't snowed in a while, was mostly just one big snow storm and now it's chilling on the ground.
User avatar #3185 to #3184 - Pleinair (01/07/2016) [-]
oh canada
#3186 to #3185 - xxdarkdanxx (01/07/2016) [-]
Terre de nos aïeux,~

How's the weather for you?
User avatar #3187 to #3186 - Pleinair (01/07/2016) [-]
why u asking me pointless things like the weather
#3176 to #3175 - xxdarkdanxx (01/04/2016) [-]
Screw this dancing routine
You know what I want
#3169 to #3168 - kits (01/03/2016) [-]
hai qt

how is you?
#3170 to #3169 - xxdarkdanxx (01/03/2016) [-]
I'm guuuud
just woke up an hour ago, took a shower n stuff, still need to eat tho.

How're is you be doing?
#3171 to #3170 - kits (01/03/2016) [-]
i just ate myself, im doing alright
i think i have a sore throat tho

also im downloading kotor, <3
#3172 to #3171 - xxdarkdanxx (01/03/2016) [-]
You shouldn't eat yourself! That never helps.
Sore throats are so ******* annoying, I hope you have some cough drops or something. At least get some water in there.

I hope you have fun ~ <3

#3173 to #3172 - kits (01/03/2016) [-]
Probably got to the store later uugggghh

Yes im sure i will, thanks again bby
User avatar #3174 to #3173 - kits (01/03/2016) [-]
go*
#3156 - kelamith (12/31/2015) [-]
GIF
luv u
#3159 to #3158 - xxdarkdanxx (12/31/2015) [-]
for real tho ily2 tho
like lots
#3161 to #3160 - xxdarkdanxx (12/31/2015) [-]
yur not allowed to post more hearts than me ffs
#3162 to #3161 - kelamith (12/31/2015) [-]
GIF
well what if it just means ilu more
User avatar #3153 - chaosraptor (12/29/2015) [-]
youre canadian
thought i smelled maple syrup
User avatar #3154 to #3153 - xxdarkdanxx (12/29/2015) [-]
I am correct
what do you plan to do with this information
User avatar #3155 to #3154 - chaosraptor (12/29/2015) [-]
move to canada and hang out with you and my son who lives in new brunswick
#3147 - KevinPutt (12/27/2015) [-]
yfw big band
User avatar #3142 - elsanna (12/25/2015) [-]
Merry Christmas!
#3143 to #3142 - xxdarkdanxx (12/25/2015) [-]
Murry chrismas!~

Had a good day?
#3144 to #3143 - elsanna (12/25/2015) [-]
Eh! It's still kinda starting. I overslept, because I was awake all night because of usual reasons. I'll let you know later.

How about you?
#3145 to #3144 - xxdarkdanxx (12/25/2015) [-]
Was pretty good so far. Got some pretty nice presents, and a total of 155$.
Though I'm probably gonna be forced to do stuff later I dun really wanna do, but eh.

Got anything fun planned for today at least?
User avatar #3146 to #3145 - elsanna (12/25/2015) [-]
Presents and dinner with my parents!
#3140 - waffermelone (12/24/2015) [-]
eyy, i'll spend the next few day in my grandma's house without internet , so i'm just passing by to wish you a merry christmas for ya
#3141 to #3140 - xxdarkdanxx (12/24/2015) [-]
I hope you have a gud enough time

merry christmas yourself~
User avatar #3149 to #3141 - waffermelone (12/27/2015) [-]
thanks mate, it was pretty gud, what about you? did it went well?
#3150 to #3149 - xxdarkdanxx (12/27/2015) [-]
It was pretty good for me too, yee~
I didn't really get any spectacular presents other than a phone, which I never had before. It still needs an SD card and a payment plan though so it's not all that useful yet.
Other than that I mostly just got candy and money, which is still pretty nice.

Bought myself a few games.
#3151 to #3150 - waffermelone (12/27/2015) [-]
neat, i got my first phone when i was 18 ~ish too, i still don't really have a use for it other than alarm/clock
#3138 to #3137 - KevinPutt (12/24/2015) [-]
i've been wanting to play SG real bad recently
and i totally would right now
but, bed time
just wanted to drop by 'fore i go
night night
#3139 to #3138 - xxdarkdanxx (12/24/2015) [-]
We can play tomorrow maybe, depending on when you're awake.

Goodnight sweety <3
sleep well
User avatar #3135 - killerjumpstart (12/23/2015) [-]
Le boy
User avatar #3128 - Pleinair (12/21/2015) [-]
Boop
#3129 to #3128 - xxdarkdanxx (12/21/2015) [-]
You have booped me

This is a rare occurrence to say the least
This image is not meant to try and display and form of distaste, it's the only boope receiving image I have

Hi
#3130 to #3129 - Pleinair (12/21/2015) [-]
How's the weather in the land of the maples
#3131 to #3130 - xxdarkdanxx (12/21/2015) [-]
Cold

Like bearably cold

Which is disappointing for me.
It started snowing a while ago for about an hour, but it didn't stay long and melted.
I just want to have my three feet of snow in my backyard, why is that so much to ask?
#3132 to #3131 - Pleinair (12/21/2015) [-]
That stuff is horrible
#3133 to #3132 - xxdarkdanxx (12/21/2015) [-]
Yeah honestly I'd rather have it mid summer in 30C+ degrees rather than cold without snow.
I love the cold but only if there's snow along with it.

How's it been one your end?
User avatar #3134 to #3133 - Pleinair (12/21/2015) [-]
Global warming is giving cinci the weirdest weather
#3127 to #3126 - xxdarkdanxx (12/21/2015) [-]
Get this disgusting creature off my profile
#3122 - waffermelone (12/16/2015) [-]
so... how did yesterday went? how the classes went? what kind of questions did they asked? what did you answered?
#3124 to #3122 - xxdarkdanxx (12/16/2015) [-]
It went pretty well actually, smoother than I expected.
All I really gotta do in math to catch up is do one rather easy test, that's it.
My construction class though, I have to do one project and if I want I can do another one to help boost my grades up a bit, but I think I'll pass on that one.

Anyway I gotta go to that class right now actually, but it's my only class for today, so I'mma be back in about 80 minutes. buh bye~
#3125 to #3124 - waffermelone (12/16/2015) [-]
oki, good luck and have a nice day~
User avatar #3084 - gaaralee (12/15/2015) [-]
fam it's theluppijackal
Can you just tell me what's going on at least?
I gotta leave for work but just pm me on skype. At least tell me to **** off or whatever if I did something wrong.
#3114 to #3084 - xxdarkdanxx (12/16/2015) [-]
You shouldn't have to deal with me, I'm not really worth your time.
A lot of which I'm saying is just me trying to save myself from looking like a huge asshole, but that's pretty much just all i am.
All i do is just act overly rude to people who don't deserve it and talk **** behind the backs of people who think I care about them. Pretty much all of this is an example of that.
User avatar #3115 to #3114 - gaaralee (12/16/2015) [-]
I think I'll decide who is worth my time and who isn't. I think you're very much worth my time

I don't think you're an asshole. I mean, you listen to me ramble all the time. you're funny. nice, and sweet.

All of this, I mean, whatever this is, isn't what I'm worried about right now. I'm just worried about you. Skype. come on, just accept my skype invite and we can talk thing through. you can shout, cry, belittle me, do whatever you need to do to vent or whatever it takes to help right now.
#3116 to #3115 - xxdarkdanxx (12/16/2015) [-]
That's because all you've seen is my good side, me trying to get you to like me so I could exploit whatever fun I could get out of you.
I'll probably end up pulling this **** on you again if this actually goes anywhere.

This is all fair evidence to prove what i thought about myself; I'm not ready for any kind of serious relationship
User avatar #3117 to #3116 - gaaralee (12/16/2015) [-]
Then let me see your bad side. To be fair, you haven't seen my bad side either
At least, I don't think so.

That's fine man. Look, I'm just happy you're not mad at me at least.

I think you underestimate yourself.

Lets skype.
#3118 to #3117 - xxdarkdanxx (12/16/2015) [-]
it's getting late, i can't afford to stay up much longer.

I'm going to bed, i need to recollect myself.
We'll... talk tomorrow i suppose, I'll probably be in an entirely different mood by then though
User avatar #3119 to #3118 - gaaralee (12/16/2015) [-]
Unblock me on fj and skype first at least. Took me a while to remember this password.

Yes, lets talk tomorrow at least

Still with lots of love, alright?
God bless!
User avatar #3120 to #3119 - xxdarkdanxx (12/16/2015) [-]
Sigh...
yeah, sure
User avatar #3121 to #3120 - gaaralee (12/16/2015) [-]
Thaaaank youuuu
Fshashfjkadshkj
**** . Okay
I feel a lot better now.
We'll def talk tomorrow. I have a bunch of **** to do tomorrow but the second I'm free you're getting 100% of my attention, okay?
User avatar #3087 to #3084 - xxdarkdanxx (12/16/2015) [-]
Well, since you asked;

**** off

User avatar #3088 to #3087 - gaaralee (12/16/2015) [-]
Can I ask what I did?
User avatar #3089 to #3088 - xxdarkdanxx (12/16/2015) [-]
You can, absolutely.
User avatar #3090 to #3089 - gaaralee (12/16/2015) [-]
Alright, what did I do? Did I say something wrong?
User avatar #3091 to #3090 - xxdarkdanxx (12/16/2015) [-]
>At least tell me to **** off or whatever if I did something wrong.

I made my choice
User avatar #3092 to #3091 - gaaralee (12/16/2015) [-]
What did I do man? We were fine a few days ago
Next thing I know I wake up and you've severed all contact. I'm seriously hurting right now. If I did or said something wrong I'll do whatever it takes to make up for it.
User avatar #3097 to #3092 - xxdarkdanxx (12/16/2015) [-]
Just move on, there wasn't anything promising that was going to come of our relationship, and there's nothing really left to scrap.
Forget about me, get drunk, talk **** about me, whatever you need to do to get over me.
User avatar #3098 to #3097 - gaaralee (12/16/2015) [-]
What?
Get over you?
what do you even mean?

I don't want to talk **** about you. I just want to talk you like we did before and tell each other how our days were.

Did something happen?
#3099 to #3098 - xxdarkdanxx (12/16/2015) [-]
Nothing really happened

I just sort of had a change of heart,
this isn't directed at you, other people I used to talk to were affected by this as well.
I'm just trying to keep my life in check, and doing whatever I have to do to do so.
You can interpret that however you want, I don't have much else to say
User avatar #3102 to #3099 - gaaralee (12/16/2015) [-]
But, why does this mean we have to sever all contact?

I'm just...I don't know. I'm at a loss for words.

Can't we talk about this on skype?
#3103 to #3102 - xxdarkdanxx (12/16/2015) [-]
I'd rather not, I'd probably end up saying more mean things I'd regret, I don't dislike you that much.

I feel like this is better for the both of us
User avatar #3105 to #3103 - gaaralee (12/16/2015) [-]
Please
#3106 to #3105 - xxdarkdanxx (12/16/2015) [-]
Listen, I'll try and explain it as best I can from here. I was trying to stay strong and tough but it seems like I always reach my breaking point a lot quicker than I expect. It's starting to get late and I'm rather tired so I'll try my best to help you understand.

Basically as I saw it, we didn't have all that much in common. One easy distinction is that we don't have many of the same interests but that's not really the core of the problem. Ultimately I just don't think we align perfectly together, our attitudes and way of thinking don't work well together. Sexually I think we were fine for each other, that part I loved actually, more than anything else about us... which is wrong. It was the only part I could fully enjoy between us, and so I forced myself to get along with you just for that. I don't want that, generally I think if we can't properly get along as friends than I don't think we should be get engaged with each other sexually.

Because of this, I felt like our relationship together had no reason to be. So I took the easy route and just bailed.
Judge me in whatever way you think is fit, all in all I don't really deserve any sort of forgiveness but knowing you, you'll probably show me some anyway.
User avatar #3107 to #3106 - gaaralee (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm not giving up on this
I at least know you're not mad at me or anything

I'm not judging you at all.

Lets talk
seriously. We can talk about this.
#3108 to #3107 - xxdarkdanxx (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm not sure what else there really is to talk about.

I'm not even sure why you're trying so hard on this.
People come and go, it's how it's always been for me.
User avatar #3109 to #3108 - gaaralee (12/16/2015) [-]
Skype. come on. It can't hurt to talk about this

I'm trying hard because I like you damnit. I like you a lot. It's why it hurt so much when you wouldn't even say what happened.

I don't want to be one of those people that 'came and went'
#3110 to #3109 - xxdarkdanxx (12/16/2015) [-]
I was trying to avoid admitting it, but you shouldn't like me.
There's a lot wrong with me that you wouldn't like, I just did my best to hide it all.
I'll be fine, and you'll be better off leaving me be
User avatar #3111 to #3110 - gaaralee (12/16/2015) [-]
Now you're just being silly.

I knew you had problems, I just didn't want to pry.
But now they're coming between me and you, so now I need to know what you think would make me turn on you like that

Seriously. Lets take this to skype. I'm begging you.
#3112 to #3111 - xxdarkdanxx (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm trying my best to not cave in right now,

...but I know I'm going to break eventually,
I don't know what else I can do at this point other than tell you to bugger off
Giving in would just make this all seem like a stupid act for attention
User avatar #3113 to #3112 - gaaralee (12/16/2015) [-]
Look, everyone has their own baggage.
Whatever this is, it has me seriously worried.
I'm not going to think this was some act for attention. Everyone has their problems.
My job as a friend is to help you deal with them. So let me help. Please. Whatever this is, we can talk
User avatar #3104 to #3103 - gaaralee (12/16/2015) [-]
I really don't care if you say mean things to me. I'd much rather have that than...this.

Please. I don't know what else to do except plead with you here and give us talking a chance.
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