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Interests: Vidya games, hentai, Funnyjunk
Date Signed Up:1/24/2012
Last Login:1/30/2015
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#1 - Comment deleted 15 minutes ago on Connect my fellow FJ friends. 0
#14 - I look forward to it... I played the **** outta t… 29 minutes ago on Dragon Age Comp +1
#10359569 - **xxdarkdanxx used "*roll cah question*"** **xxdarkdanxx ro…  [+] (2 new replies) 37 minutes ago on SFW Random Board~ 0
User avatar #10359573 - rudebrat (36 minutes ago) [-]
**rudebrat used "*roll cah answer*"**
**rudebrat rolls A sausage festival.**
User avatar #10359571 - kilroydotexe (37 minutes ago) [-]
**kilroydotexe used "*roll cah answer*"**
**kilroydotexe rolls My gay ex-husband.**
#6 - I'm not sure about either of these options so I'm going with lasagna 38 minutes ago on Question from Courageexplains 0
#11 - Gotta love them brood mothers Dragon Origins i…  [+] (2 new replies) 41 minutes ago on Dragon Age Comp +1
User avatar #13 - derpwolf (36 minutes ago) [-]
I'll definitely do The Fade at some point, since that's one of my favourite parts of the games (well, lore-wise. Being in there in Origins kind of sucks after the ninth time.)
User avatar #14 - xxdarkdanxx (29 minutes ago) [-]
I look forward to it... I played the fuck outta this game on xbox
but I recently got i on PC so I'm gonna be playing that shit soon
#10 - yeeeeeaaaaaa! Thank you 1 hour ago on He's into some wierd shit. 0
#4 - I'm collecting them for something I got, like, 5 so far b…  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on He's into some wierd shit. 0
#6 - ministermax (2 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #5 - inuyuru (2 hours ago) [-]
Yea sure, I can do that. Gimme a minute. (You kinda just caught me out of the shower, sorry. Bad timing)
#3 - Even if **** is to fap I'm sure people will take … 2 hours ago on Sex ed (contains nudity) 0
#2 - Oi, if it doesn't take too much of your time can you draw me a…  [+] (6 new replies) 2 hours ago on He's into some wierd shit. 0
#9 - inuyuru (1 hour ago) [-]
Here you go
User avatar #10 - xxdarkdanxx (1 hour ago) [-]
yeeeeeaaaaaa!
Thank you
User avatar #3 - inuyuru (2 hours ago) [-]
Well.....I mean I can but if you don't mind me asking why? It's a bit of a strange request.
User avatar #4 - xxdarkdanxx (2 hours ago) [-]
I'm collecting them for something
I got, like, 5 so far but I need more
#6 - ministermax (2 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #5 - inuyuru (2 hours ago) [-]
Yea sure, I can do that. Gimme a minute. (You kinda just caught me out of the shower, sorry. Bad timing)
#1 - Did I just accidentally open up my snapchat? 2 hours ago on A feast for a proletariat 0
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User avatar #154 - davidavidson ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
You better say something nice...
#155 to #154 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
ooohhhh big guy got upset over an internet comment?
Honestly if you're act out like this I really couldn't give two ***** if you're gonna block me
User avatar #156 to #155 - davidavidson ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
I was only pretending to be retarded

but you need to chill out on the autistic posting
User avatar #157 to #156 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/29/2015) [-]
autism keeps FJ alive
also you must be a pretty good actor
#144 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
#145 to #144 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
thx m8
thx m8
#146 to #145 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
someone fully got the reference at the first try!

we should hang out and hold hands or something!
User avatar #147 to #146 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
I think we're just friends
#148 to #147 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
friends with benefits?
friends with benefits?
#149 to #148 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
I don't see why not
#150 to #149 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
neato!   
   
 gimme all your porn pls, its for a research im doing
neato!

gimme all your porn pls, its for a research im doing
User avatar #136 - shadowrated (01/28/2015) [-]
DANK MEMES
#137 to #136 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
You ain't gonna find any here
User avatar #138 to #137 - shadowrated (01/28/2015) [-]
that was a fast reply
User avatar #139 to #138 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
What? I see a notification, I answer it.
Do you really think I have things to do other than this site?
#140 to #139 - shadowrated (01/28/2015) [-]
yes, something productive like homework
yes, something productive like homework
#141 to #140 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
Hey, I can stop smoking FJ anytime I want.... I just don't want stop now
#115 to #114 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
mmm-hmmm
User avatar #116 to #115 - notorc (01/28/2015) [-]
post dick pics btw <3
User avatar #117 to #116 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
Imma have to go with no
User avatar #118 to #117 - notorc (01/28/2015) [-]
why not
User avatar #119 to #118 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
cause you'll have to buy me dinner first?
#120 to #119 - notorc (01/28/2015) [-]
this any good bby?
User avatar #121 to #120 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
Where's the maple syrup?
There's no point unless there is sweet golden sustenance
#122 to #121 - notorc (01/28/2015) [-]

here you go
User avatar #123 to #122 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
Brad's Organic? The **** is that?
Ain't never heard of it so it must be **** . Plus it looks like it lacks viscosity, It's practically juice.
also what the **** am I, some little old lady?
TALK DIRTY TO ME
User avatar #124 to #123 - notorc (01/28/2015) [-]
I LIKE TO NOT TAKE SHOWERS FOR WEEKS
User avatar #125 to #124 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
Alright, that's just nasty. Keep it up and you just might get those dick pics after all
User avatar #126 to #125 - notorc (01/28/2015) [-]
I LIKE TO MASTURBATE TO horse-cum.com
User avatar #127 to #126 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
wow it's not even a real site. You have left me down today
User avatar #129 to #128 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
THERE we go

You must be bored if you've persisted this far
User avatar #130 to #129 - notorc (01/28/2015) [-]
eh, mostly bored.
Just surfing the web
#131 to #130 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
I shall gift you with this then   
May your surfing bring you memes, and may those memes be the dankest of dank
I shall gift you with this then
May your surfing bring you memes, and may those memes be the dankest of dank
#132 to #131 - notorc (01/28/2015) [-]
thx bby, will supply with another one of my dank webms from my webms folder
thx bby, will supply with another one of my dank webms from my webms folder
#135 to #132 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
&gt;reply limit   
I will leave you with my favortie webm and I shall be off   
 To post dank memes elsewhere
>reply limit
I will leave you with my favortie webm and I shall be off
To post dank memes elsewhere
#133 to #132 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/28/2015) [-]
Looks like it's a private webm thread
Looks like it's a private webm thread
User avatar #53 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #54 to #53 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
beep
#102 to #54 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
>Implying Tumblr didn't violently beat my waifu to death with a crowbar

Point of the comic is her being a massive materialist and abusing the bitch in the chair until she comes to the realization she exists solely to serve in her ****** up utopia
User avatar #103 to #102 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
oh
User avatar #104 to #103 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
What? I am a man who loves materialists as his waifus
User avatar #105 to #104 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
btw is that your handywork?
User avatar #106 to #105 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
what is?
User avatar #107 to #106 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
That page you just posted, I assume you drew that?
#108 to #107 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
Javis draws I am the dialouge guy
User avatar #109 to #108 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
ahhhhh
that explains why the style looked so familiar

Well, it seems you got the whole sociopath thing down rather nicely
User avatar #110 to #109 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
Not until I drink another gallon of tumblr tears

Did you know Tumblr sent a representitive to stop me
User avatar #111 to #110 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA

love it, don't ever stop
User avatar #112 to #111 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link

Go ahead

Read his reasoning. Take a good laugh before you go to bed
User avatar #113 to #112 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Holy **** that is hilarious

but alas, i must be awake in a couple hours so I probably should head off to bed
Thanks for those worthy keks
User avatar #91 to #54 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
...

did you ******* read my mind over the internet that is all I have been doing for like 3 months now
User avatar #92 to #91 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Make her a general asshole to pretty much anybody she doesn't know/care about, pretty much just disregards them as human beings.
User avatar #93 to #92 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
...

you're beginning to scare me...
User avatar #94 to #93 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
And maybe even gets a little pleasure from harming animals?
User avatar #95 to #94 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
...

where are you gaining this information

Seriously this is scary...since all of these are future ideas down the road
User avatar #96 to #95 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
What?
Seriously this is just all off the top of my head.

And maybe she only has friends to have them as a convenience more than anything else? As in they are just useful to her
User avatar #97 to #96 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
...that's about half reading my mind

She has "Business partners" friends is a word that makes her wanna vomit propetually
User avatar #98 to #97 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Well **** then does she just take people **** cause she feels like it?
User avatar #100 to #98 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
There is a point down the road

She is wearing all her louis vuitton and taking a stroll down a very poverty ridden part of town which she made that way on purpose because her end game is to be richer than everyone else

She swipes a toy bunny from a little orphan girl and says she can't have it back until she fills an entire champaige glass with her tears

She proceeds to do so which she drinks up...then tears the bunny's head off and chucks it somewhere
User avatar #101 to #100 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
well **** man.
What's even the point of this comic? One should never defile they're waifus
User avatar #83 to #54 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
Fine then

Point is you'll get over it like I did a bajillion years ago

I have other things to amuse me now like talking with you and comics
User avatar #84 to #83 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
maybe one day, but probably not any day soon.
Anyway, **** it, how you doin?
User avatar #85 to #84 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
Looking for some inspirational on my comics and probably working a massive hangover when I wake up tomorrow
User avatar #86 to #85 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
"some inspirational" ?
#87 to #86 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
Damn drunk texting   
   
Point being I am doing a comic on how to make my waifu a bitch   
   
Like a sociopath with issues. any ideas?
Damn drunk texting

Point being I am doing a comic on how to make my waifu a bitch

Like a sociopath with issues. any ideas?
User avatar #88 to #87 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Make her a feminist?
User avatar #89 to #88 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
HOLY **** WHY AM I LAUGHING

Blame the liquor

Nah
User avatar #90 to #89 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Well **** , I dunno
Give her the tendency to over-react, probably ending with some rather violent resutls
User avatar #71 to #54 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
>College Woes
>Unrelated to the massive stack of bills you'll be getting later down the road

You know not what true school related suffering is
User avatar #72 to #71 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
I ain't saying my troubles are worse than yours, I just had a **** day is all.

and plus, those kinds of things only really matter to people who live that far
User avatar #73 to #72 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
You'll manage

I hated college before I dropped out the last good college related thing to happen to me is I actually found one group of classmates who greatly enjoyed my company
User avatar #74 to #73 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Possibly, only time will tell.
Not gonna lie though, my friends are probably one of the few things that seem to help me keep my life together.
User avatar #75 to #74 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
Ditto

College would have sucked without familiar social interaction
User avatar #76 to #75 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
that and FJ
User avatar #77 to #76 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
FJ often has the tendency to grind to a screeching halt
User avatar #78 to #77 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
What you mean?
User avatar #79 to #78 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
Take what I am doing right now hoping profile to profile

sometimes you gotta make your own fun when you're bored
User avatar #80 to #79 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Well I find this rather entertaining.
Helps me release some things I couldn't otherwise, but even then FJ has never failed to entertain me
User avatar #81 to #80 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
Wanna know what else would entertain you

sleep
User avatar #82 to #81 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
NEVER
Why sleep when I can do **** ? Well, i mean it is rather pointless **** but it's still something. Plus, I'm kind of nocturnal, I crave for when night comes
User avatar #55 to #54 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
Hello Zoe
User avatar #56 to #55 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
ello random user that has stumbled upon my domain
User avatar #57 to #56 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
Hey I will have you know I am drunk and I do this when I drink

wander profiles aimlessly
User avatar #58 to #57 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Has that brought about any interesting tales yet?
User avatar #59 to #58 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
Some high some low

Was searching around for inspirational and maybe some artists
#60 to #59 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
I assure you will find neither here.    
But I wish not to leave your efforts with nothing, so I shall give you this.
I assure you will find neither here.
But I wish not to leave your efforts with nothing, so I shall give you this.
User avatar #61 to #60 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
Fine

Don't give me interesting conversation to discuss then
User avatar #62 to #61 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
I'm still open to any discussion you wish to have, but I give you Will Smith in case I fail to entertain you.
User avatar #63 to #62 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
How are you today?
User avatar #64 to #63 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Okay, I guess.
I'm currently tired as **** but it's 2:40AM so that's probably why. Today started off and finished as a huge disappointment.

How is you?
User avatar #65 to #64 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
you should tell me then proceed to sleep it off since it's past your bed time
User avatar #67 to #66 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
Well Excuse me pouty puss

if it's almost 3 in the morning and you're tired maybe sleep is your best bet
User avatar #68 to #67 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
I tend to stay awake until I can no longer function. I'm also pretty sure my lifestyle is incredibly unhealthy
User avatar #69 to #68 - murrlogic (01/27/2015) [-]
Please

I drink Vodka daily and invest food money into fan made comics

Now tell me more about this ****** day you had
User avatar #70 to #69 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Basically, my semester started off today. That's not the problem. The problem is that I knew that when this day came, I would have to interact with this ******* idiot. He's probably best described as an autistic child with no boundaries of decency. So the day went pretty much as expected, me having to be around this ****** all day until class was finally over. I **** you not, I have to physically restrain this asshat from doing some of the **** he does. It was not pleasant in the very least.
User avatar #51 - beastkenten ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
have we just never became friends on fj1? or did you take me off your friends without me knowing? o.O
User avatar #52 to #51 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Never have we been friends here.
I felt it added a little kink when ever we would cross paths here
User avatar #46 - miia ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
are you darker than the average dan?
User avatar #47 to #46 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
As far as I know, I am the only dan that is this dark
User avatar #48 to #47 - miia ONLINE (01/25/2015) [-]
Neat
#41 - papafrank (01/09/2015) [-]
Gimme high five you!
#42 to #41 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#43 to #42 - papafrank (01/09/2015) [-]
You are not happy to see me?
You are not happy to see me?
#44 to #43 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
I would never turn away from papa frank.   
   
   
   
   
   
 Dade is kill
I would never turn away from papa frank.





Dade is kill
#45 to #44 - papafrank (01/09/2015) [-]
That's the spirit!   
   
 Shhh it was for his own good, he doesn't suffer anymore.....
That's the spirit!

Shhh it was for his own good, he doesn't suffer anymore.....
#39 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Thanks for the me x raptorjesus posts
User avatar #40 to #39 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
no problem,
I could feel the sexual tension; twas my duty to release it
User avatar #36 to #35 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
Hey bb,
Thanks for thinking I was worth 4 seconds of your life. If you ever take the extra time to look at this reply, just remember that the whole FJ community loves what you've been doing. But don't forget that if it's pushing you too hard you're entitled to a day off anytime. Overall though, keep it up and the love will surely come pouring in. Have fun out there admin and, once again, happy new years.
User avatar #32 - admin (01/01/2015) [-]
happy new years from Admin <3
User avatar #33 to #32 - xxdarkdanxx ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
Happy new years to you too buddy <3
keep up the hard work you do. Trust me, we all appreciate it.
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