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#3769476 - **xxalphaomegaxx rolls 40** 14 hours ago on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... +2
#3769457 - how many dicks i have in my mouth 14 hours ago on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
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User avatar #677 - lordvegeta (18 hours ago) [-]
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

You have 13 minutes
#181 - you look like alex moran from bms 18 hours ago on Description +4
#3768419 - what chu want  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #3768537 - jorgethemaster (18 hours ago) [-]
Buying RITs, Runic Ore, Yummy apples, Runic Wood, Clean coal, Kill Bill and Slimes
#674 - fuck yes  [+] (3 new replies) 18 hours ago on xxalphaomegaxx's profile 0
User avatar #675 - lordvegeta (18 hours ago) [-]
k gib address of mcdonalds closet to you
#676 - xxalphaomegaxx (18 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #677 - lordvegeta (18 hours ago) [-]
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

You have 13 minutes
#3768391 - buying human skulls  [+] (3 new replies) 18 hours ago on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... 0
User avatar #3768402 - jorgethemaster (18 hours ago) [-]
Selling 111, what are you offering?
#3768419 - xxalphaomegaxx (18 hours ago) [-]
what chu want
User avatar #3768537 - jorgethemaster (18 hours ago) [-]
Buying RITs, Runic Ore, Yummy apples, Runic Wood, Clean coal, Kill Bill and Slimes
#3765684 - how many irons you want? 05/22/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... +1
#3765679 - save that for me?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... +2
User avatar #3765683 - shutyourmustache (05/22/2013) [-]
'kay.
#3765684 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/22/2013) [-]
how many irons you want?
#3765656 - just 1 but you need like 10000 slimes  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE... +1
User avatar #3765658 - jesusnipple (05/22/2013) [-]
Lets go ahead and pretend that 1 is plural in this case
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User avatar #673 - lordvegeta (18 hours ago) [-]
would you consider meeting behind mcdonalds and banging
#674 to #673 - xxalphaomegaxx (18 hours ago) [-]
fuck yes
User avatar #675 to #674 - lordvegeta (18 hours ago) [-]
k gib address of mcdonalds closet to you
#676 to #675 - xxalphaomegaxx (18 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #677 to #676 - lordvegeta (18 hours ago) [-]
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

You have 13 minutes
User avatar #664 - deadlywarrior (05/21/2013) [-]
would you consider swapping your demonic blacksmith badge for a uranium one? I could also throw a few other things in as well.
#665 to #664 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/21/2013) [-]
depends, what are the other things
User avatar #666 to #665 - deadlywarrior (05/21/2013) [-]
what are you looking for
#667 to #666 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/21/2013) [-]
special gems, and demonic dagger
User avatar #668 to #667 - deadlywarrior (05/21/2013) [-]
i can give a few thousand raw gems to make specials with god gem chance
#669 to #668 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/21/2013) [-]
sorry man, no thanks
User avatar #670 to #669 - deadlywarrior (05/21/2013) [-]
you'd rather me make the specials? doesnt make sense to me but i could
#671 to #670 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/21/2013) [-]
no i just want to keep it, once again sorry
User avatar #672 to #671 - deadlywarrior (05/21/2013) [-]
could offer rares?
User avatar #654 - vegeta (05/21/2013) [-]
shit, i didn't think this through
User avatar #656 to #655 - vegeta (05/21/2013) [-]
I gave up on it.
just like I give up on everything.
gave my gems to thekillerwalrus
they are working on one too.
I'm just a 2nd best saiyan.
#657 to #656 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/21/2013) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
your my favorite perosn man, even tho you gave up items dont leave
User avatar #658 to #657 - vegeta (05/21/2013) [-]
who said anything about leaving.
I'm just gonna stick to my collection that I have.
#660 to #658 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/21/2013) [-]
well if you ever get gems can you give me to mee im going to make a vssm
User avatar #662 to #660 - vegeta (05/21/2013) [-]
there ya go mate, that should be a good start.
#663 to #662 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/21/2013) [-]
so funny
User avatar #661 to #660 - vegeta (05/21/2013) [-]
alright.
anything I might get will probably be nothing.
User avatar #659 to #658 - vegeta (05/21/2013) [-]
467 by the way.
User avatar #650 - lordvegeta (05/18/2013) [-]
Forever and ever we'll be together
#651 to #650 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/18/2013) [-]
for 5eva
User avatar #652 to #651 - lordvegeta (05/18/2013) [-]
No not 5eva, 6eva. We aint sum run of the mill couple now.
#653 to #652 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/18/2013) [-]
fucking right
fucking right
User avatar #648 - girguy (05/17/2013) [-]
CAPS LOCK
#649 to #648 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/17/2013) [-]
CAPS LOCK RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
User avatar #646 - addysvssm (05/17/2013) [-]
Give tokens or be banned
#647 to #646 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/17/2013) [-]
suck a dick
User avatar #641 - vegeta (05/16/2013) [-]
Thank you very much for your kindness, and thank you for the birthday present. it's beautiful
#642 to #641 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/16/2013) [-]
love you buddy, you ARE the bestist
User avatar #643 to #642 - vegeta (05/16/2013) [-]
I still disagree.
#644 to #643 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/16/2013) [-]
why, also im going to bed will reply in like 9 hours
User avatar #645 to #644 - vegeta (05/16/2013) [-]
Alright, sleep well.
User avatar #637 - lordvegeta (05/15/2013) [-]
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#638 to #637 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/15/2013) [-]
i would post back but i cant-
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…………./ : : „-* . .| : : : : : : : : '|
……….../ : „-* . . . | : : : : : : : : |
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'/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'|
'| . . . . . \ . . . . . . . . . .|
THIS PILLAR OF FRIENDSHIP MEANS YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND, REPOST THIS ON 10 OTHER FRIEND'S WALLS AND IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOUR A TRUE FRIEND.
User avatar #639 to #638 - lordvegeta (05/15/2013) [-]
you are still one attractive man
#640 to #639 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/15/2013) [-]
you too sir
User avatar #636 - shinokazaki (05/11/2013) [-]
thank you ^-^
User avatar #629 - fluttershykisses (05/11/2013) [-]
Corrupt souls? I'll buy them... I'll go get RITs.
a lot of them.
30:1 ratio sound good?
User avatar #631 to #630 - fluttershykisses (05/11/2013) [-]
what I mean is, if you would pick some up whenever you see them, I'd pay RITs for them.
#632 to #631 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/11/2013) [-]
i have a few, take em and anything else you need
User avatar #633 to #632 - fluttershykisses (05/11/2013) [-]
I never am able to "take" it's a pride thing.
I always feel like those vultures. if I get a gift, or items for free/cheap, I'm grateful but I am unable to send for free stuff. I just don't have it in me.
that's why I'm trying to set up a ratio/
#634 to #633 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/11/2013) [-]
well get it now pay later
sound good?
User avatar #635 to #634 - fluttershykisses (05/11/2013) [-]
still can't. I'd have to pay upfront.
I'll go get RITs
User avatar #627 - deadlywarrior (05/11/2013) [-]
what do you want for more of your rits?
#628 to #627 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/11/2013) [-]
need em

User avatar #623 - deadlywarrior (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd prefer rits
#624 to #623 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/11/2013) [-]
take 4k
User avatar #625 to #624 - deadlywarrior (05/11/2013) [-]
for what?
#626 to #625 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/11/2013) [-]
what ever
User avatar #620 - rototheta ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK
#621 to #620 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/03/2013) [-]
I HAD TO GO TO SURGERY ASSBAG
User avatar #615 - rototheta ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
nigga u cray
#616 to #615 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/03/2013) [-]
yes, yes i am, and i had surgory so im kinda doped up, send for rits leave 2 of each
User avatar #617 to #616 - rototheta ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
yea accept now thanks
#618 to #617 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/03/2013) [-]
u cancled
User avatar #619 to #618 - rototheta ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
i resend
#622 to #619 - xxalphaomegaxx (05/03/2013) [-]
you did it again
User avatar #614 - lordvegeta (04/30/2013) [-]
i luv u
User avatar #598 - vegeta (04/28/2013) [-]
yeah sure, be sure to send it back when you're done.
User avatar #594 - luluQ (04/27/2013) [-]
Dude ?
#595 to #594 - xxalphaomegaxx (04/27/2013) [-]
im SO sorry, i send a trade, i will send what i took when i get it beck
User avatar #596 to #595 - luluQ (04/27/2013) [-]
If you wish to, great, if not it's OK :)
#563 - waffies (04/24/2013) [-]
Sorry if i'm just having a lapse in memory, but have we met? or is your friend request random?
#564 to #563 - xxalphaomegaxx (04/24/2013) [-]
we has a short conversation on a thread
#565 to #564 - waffies (04/24/2013) [-]
eh, works for me! How's life sir/ma'am?
#566 to #565 - xxalphaomegaxx (04/24/2013) [-]
fine how bout you
User avatar #567 to #566 - waffies (04/24/2013) [-]
doing alright. getting some chores done before i go visit family in Los Angeles, otherwise been gaming and reading webcomics to pass the time. Anything interesting going on in your life?
#568 to #567 - xxalphaomegaxx (04/24/2013) [-]
not much just watcging doctor who, what comic is that ^ from
User avatar #570 to #568 - waffies (04/24/2013) [-]
gah, didn't mean to press reply, yeah, those are from "Dresden Codak" Wonderful art, developing sci-fi story, but Slow as fuuuuuck to update
#571 to #570 - xxalphaomegaxx (04/24/2013) [-]
i feel you, i read happle tea, updates are suppose to came out once a week but its like 2 times a month
User avatar #572 to #571 - waffies (04/24/2013) [-]
man i read upwards of 30 webcomics, check for updates erry saturday. brightens my week up if it hasnt bee the best.
#573 to #572 - xxalphaomegaxx (04/24/2013) [-]
you must be exaderating
User avatar #574 to #573 - waffies (04/24/2013) [-]
damn you're right, i just checked, it's 27
#575 to #574 - xxalphaomegaxx (04/24/2013) [-]
wow man, thats like me with anime, every day wheni get home first thing i do it watch anime
User avatar #576 to #575 - waffies (04/24/2013) [-]
well, i'm caught up on my comics, so im just checking on saturdays now. Most of my week is spent with FJ, Minecraft online server, and Skyrim.

What animes do you watch?
#577 to #576 - xxalphaomegaxx (04/24/2013) [-]
i love skyrim, pc xbox or ps3
User avatar #578 to #577 - waffies (04/24/2013) [-]
PS3, so glad the DLC came out finally
#579 to #578 - xxalphaomegaxx (04/24/2013) [-]
damn im on xbox, we could have had fun playing and chatting whats youe level
User avatar #580 to #579 - waffies (04/24/2013) [-]
i've had some alt-itis recently, so my current file is about 41 i think? Broadsword and crossbow lover
#583 to #580 - BroadSword (04/25/2013) [-]
I love you too
#581 to #580 - xxalphaomegaxx (04/24/2013) [-]
duel wielding fan right here
User avatar #582 to #581 - waffies (04/24/2013) [-]
never really considered it outside of being an assassin with dual daggers, i'm too big of a fan of being able to block
User avatar #569 to #568 - waffies (04/24/2013) [-]
the pictures i posted above?
User avatar #562 - vegeta (04/23/2013) [-]
all of them, hooves mainly. thank you much.
User avatar #561 - sorryshoe (04/21/2013) [-]
What do you want for the balls?
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