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#137 - I'm sorry for you. you've never heard about a 5-spd  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2013 on I am left handed what is this 0
User avatar #151 - corundum (06/23/2013) [-]
You mean a stick-shift?
User avatar #218 - xxELITExx (06/28/2013) [-]
5-spd, stick-shift, manual, either one works. gets the point across haha
#104 - left handed writer. but every single thing that I do i do righ…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/23/2013 on I am left handed what is this +2
User avatar #128 - corundum (06/23/2013) [-]
> driving left-handed
User avatar #137 - xxELITExx (06/23/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for you. you've never heard about a 5-spd
User avatar #151 - corundum (06/23/2013) [-]
You mean a stick-shift?
User avatar #218 - xxELITExx (06/28/2013) [-]
5-spd, stick-shift, manual, either one works. gets the point across haha
#107 - ergexgo (06/23/2013) [-]
**ergexgo rolled a random image posted in comment #86 at #GodHatesBikers **
wut
#88 - that was the first thing i noticed about the wii. 06/23/2013 on Nintendo secret 0
#578 - I hated HS all together. I was the kid that had zero friends i…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2013 on Shit I hated in highschool +1
User avatar #583 - Metallicock (06/09/2013) [-]
Yea, well don't read the comments then
Of all the things that really get to me, disrespect bothers me the most. I'm sorry to hear that.
User avatar #582 - propanex (06/09/2013) [-]
DUDE. ME. TOO.

Except I didn't hang out with any friends outside of school expect my up most best friend. And I don't regret it.
#29 - i used to grab pans that were 300 degrees when i was a cook. n… 06/04/2013 on when hand touches bowl in... +1
#14 - and winner for father of the year goes to... whatshisname! 06/04/2013 on Sandbox,Worth The Read 0
#178 - but it would already be topped out. I would hope. 06/04/2013 on how /b/ wants to die 0
#9 - I laughed so hard my dog thought I was sad and came to me like… 06/03/2013 on Tree beats tractor driver 0
#3543 - I forgot how to roll dammit 06/03/2013 on I like rolling its fun 0
#3539 - roll 06/03/2013 on I like rolling its fun 0
#42 - you just have to be driving fast enough when you pull 06/03/2013 on how /b/ wants to die 0
#41 - you know... most cars these days have cruise control. you dont…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2013 on how /b/ wants to die +1
#140 - retxab (06/03/2013) [-]
you do if you want that sucker to accelerate even faster
User avatar #178 - xxELITExx (06/04/2013) [-]
but it would already be topped out. I would hope.
#32 - I bet they used his money to buy the souvenirs lol 06/03/2013 on Canadians +1
#228 - me and a friend used to life up the manhole covers in the midd… 06/03/2013 on Have OCD? keep away ! 0
#98 - some people just shouldn't be allowed a caps lock button  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on Ducky +4
User avatar #135 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/03/2013) [-]
YOU CAN JUST AS EASILY HOLD DOWN A SHIT KEY TO GET ALL CAPS.
#119 - also the cars that turn into a 2 ton bomb when shot lol 06/03/2013 on real love 0
#146 - They better put that park on the ****** moon lol  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2013 on Mammoths (Link in Description) 0
User avatar #157 - muchasmarcos (06/01/2013) [-]
They shouldn't clone flying or aquatic dinosaurs and build a fucking steel wall around it.
#144 - If they can create a mini t-rex, I'm sure they could find a wa… 06/01/2013 on Mammoths (Link in Description) +3
#139 - crazy ****  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Mammoths (Link in Description) 0
User avatar #143 - muchasmarcos (06/01/2013) [-]
There's more. They managed to get featherless chicken with claws and tieth. Jurrasic park is probably already planned somwhere.
User avatar #146 - xxELITExx (06/01/2013) [-]
They better put that park on the fuckin moon lol
User avatar #157 - muchasmarcos (06/01/2013) [-]
They shouldn't clone flying or aquatic dinosaurs and build a fucking steel wall around it.
#137 - That would ****** suck lol it would be like a... …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Mammoths (Link in Description) +3
User avatar #141 - icametocomment (06/01/2013) [-]
Indeed. Imagine getting chased through the house by one.

"NO, Mr. Munchmunch, no biting! No bit--OW! GODDAMMIT MR. MUNCHMUNCH"

Maybe they could take out the gene for aggression? Is that possible?
User avatar #144 - xxELITExx (06/01/2013) [-]
If they can create a mini t-rex, I'm sure they could find a way to get rid of its aggression.
#129 - If we could genetically engineer them, I could see scientists …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Mammoths (Link in Description) +5
User avatar #131 - icametocomment (06/01/2013) [-]
That would actually be pretty funny, although unless they managed to shrink it to the size of a housecat it could still mess someone up.
User avatar #137 - xxELITExx (06/01/2013) [-]
That would fuckin suck lol it would be like a... land shark. but smaller
User avatar #141 - icametocomment (06/01/2013) [-]
Indeed. Imagine getting chased through the house by one.

"NO, Mr. Munchmunch, no biting! No bit--OW! GODDAMMIT MR. MUNCHMUNCH"

Maybe they could take out the gene for aggression? Is that possible?
User avatar #144 - xxELITExx (06/01/2013) [-]
If they can create a mini t-rex, I'm sure they could find a way to get rid of its aggression.
#127 - a while ago I heard about some scientist that were attempting …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Mammoths (Link in Description) 0
User avatar #150 - thebritishguy (06/01/2013) [-]
you're probably thinking of Jack Horner, he's trying to do that
User avatar #138 - muchasmarcos (06/01/2013) [-]
Nope ther's an article about that. They reverted chicken DNA so they had claws instead of wings.
User avatar #139 - xxELITExx (06/01/2013) [-]
crazy shit
User avatar #143 - muchasmarcos (06/01/2013) [-]
There's more. They managed to get featherless chicken with claws and tieth. Jurrasic park is probably already planned somwhere.
User avatar #146 - xxELITExx (06/01/2013) [-]
They better put that park on the fuckin moon lol
User avatar #157 - muchasmarcos (06/01/2013) [-]
They shouldn't clone flying or aquatic dinosaurs and build a fucking steel wall around it.
#62 - I love watching the speedometers in the fast and furious movie…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2013 on real love 0
User avatar #94 - EddFitzpatrick (06/01/2013) [-]
Changing up 7 times in a five speed!;)
User avatar #119 - xxELITExx (06/03/2013) [-]
also the cars that turn into a 2 ton bomb when shot lol
#433 - Anyone familiar with the gauss rifle that was made a few years… 06/01/2013 on Er mer gerd hernerts 0
#431 - I'd go with a Maliwan Sniper over anything. F.U.C.K. Y.E.S. 06/01/2013 on Er mer gerd hernerts 0

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