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#53 - i will create a set of armor in my life that will be the black… 07/22/2013 on comic con 2013 cosplay 0
#48 - there is no way that dog is over 1000 M tall. lol  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on Funny animals not photoshopped 0
#51 - captainreposty (07/22/2013) [-]
1.118 m... There's a human next to it.
#73 - cute girl: I'm fat I should go on a diet. Me: you're not f… 07/22/2013 on Rather accurate. Thanks japan +5
#196 - thanks dude 07/17/2013 on Facts Comp 0
#195 - Time to invest in a couple of massive gas tanks and go on a road trip. 07/17/2013 on Facts Comp 0
#167 - 1 - where is that gas station!? I live in central MN so I woul…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Facts Comp 0
#191 - defeatawkwardness (07/17/2013) [-]
It's your lucky day, there are 4-5 locations of the First Fuel Bank in St. Cloud.

www.firstfuelbanks.com/locate/default.asp
User avatar #196 - xxELITExx (07/17/2013) [-]
thanks dude
User avatar #195 - xxELITExx (07/17/2013) [-]
Time to invest in a couple of massive gas tanks and go on a road trip.
#138 - touche` sir 07/17/2013 on Homeless Guy Hero 0
#59 - Doesn't matter what you drink you're killing parts of your bod…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on Drunk Cunt 0
User avatar #62 - reican (07/16/2013) [-]
well, our bodies are always getting killed by time anyway, besides. is you drink a lot of alcohol once a week as bad yes, BUT beer contain other things too than just alcohol, including minerals which also is good for the body. and believe it or not, some fiber.
#72 - I was at summer camp for a week when I was 13 and this older b… 07/16/2013 on Im Pissed Off 0
#19 - the United States Police Officers take an oath that says to Pr…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Homeless Guy Hero +6
#55 - ohemgeezus (07/17/2013) [-]
The oath is the protect and serve the constitution, aka the law. People aren't the law.
User avatar #138 - xxELITExx (07/17/2013) [-]
touche` sir
#45 - Lmaoplanes (07/17/2013) [-]
They're not binded to help people. A guy could be dying on the other side of the street by a heart attack or a stroke and he's not obligated to help. It's been ruled in a Supreme Court case.
#39 - Womens Study Major (07/16/2013) [-]
they don't have to help people, all they have to do is uphold the law.
#25 - did you know that the coolest thing you can ever see is the re…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on Hotwheels +1
#26 - include (07/16/2013) [-]
I agree.
#32 - I wonder if anyone realized it was non-alcoholic. I know I wou…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Drunk Cunt 0
#42 - argoniansrule (07/16/2013) [-]
beer tastes like shit anyway [in my opinion]
drink perry mate, so much better
#41 - Womens Study Major (07/16/2013) [-]
It's beer. You can't really taste the alcohol and it tastes like shit regardless.
User avatar #46 - reican (07/16/2013) [-]
i bet you only tried it once and you're only 16.
its a taste you need to get used to, the first one always taste like shit. but if you get it cold and you're in good company. and then drink it, you might end up liking it.
User avatar #49 - blaazen (07/16/2013) [-]
Naw, it tastes like a mix of shit and piss and I don't like the taste of either and i don't think getting used to it is a good idea, so i'll continue drinking mountain dew and stuff that actually tastes good and then as an added bonus, i get to keep my liver healthy as well.
User avatar #59 - xxELITExx (07/16/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter what you drink you're killing parts of your body. Unless you drink water. Someday you'll start drinking beer instead of liquor and you'll like it. I've seen it with so many of my friends over the years.
User avatar #62 - reican (07/16/2013) [-]
well, our bodies are always getting killed by time anyway, besides. is you drink a lot of alcohol once a week as bad yes, BUT beer contain other things too than just alcohol, including minerals which also is good for the body. and believe it or not, some fiber.
#192 - why is this train shaking back and forth? 07/16/2013 on You can change the direction 0
#565 - japan always dominates everyone in the robot wars 07/16/2013 on Better Jaegers [Pacific Rim] 0
#16 - my sub pounds really hard. but it only shakes windows and …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2013 on Squirrels +1
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#15 - imminent lion... 07/14/2013 on an average day in africa 0
#17 - interbleh 07/14/2013 on Feels good +3
#136 - I had a dream a few weeks ago that I went to sleep. Literally … 07/14/2013 on Dreams 0
#118 - lol very true. time will be give everyone the only answer.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2013 on Faith in Humanity IV 0
User avatar #126 - lewhisperingeye (07/14/2013) [-]
The moment you realize the people of funnyjunk are much more civilized than your friends and family...
#114 - idk if I could. I heard and saw something about him selling a …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Faith in Humanity IV 0
User avatar #117 - brettd (07/14/2013) [-]
That's because he has no idea what he's doing. But his heart's in the right place.
User avatar #118 - xxELITExx (07/14/2013) [-]
lol very true. time will be give everyone the only answer.
User avatar #126 - lewhisperingeye (07/14/2013) [-]
The moment you realize the people of funnyjunk are much more civilized than your friends and family...
#110 - My dad was paralyzed from the waist down for 18 years and ever… 07/14/2013 on Faith in Humanity IV +3
#63 - I could never eat that. I would freeze it forever 07/14/2013 on yummy +7
#893 - I know how you feel guy 07/14/2013 on Birthday 0
#11 - it should have been the umbrella corp. 07/07/2013 on Umbrella Parachute +1
#26 - people dont belong where there is nothing but sand... 07/07/2013 on Arbue du Tenere 0

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