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#33 - what if they found an earth like planet just out of reach. so … 07/29/2013 on It was right +1
#102 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 07/29/2013 on History of battles +1
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#24 - at least harbours are good for fishing. if you go to the openi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on Tlite 0
User avatar #26 - wankershimm (07/29/2013) [-]
i am a sailor, not a fisherman
#23 - haha its leet. TRUE leet. a lot of people think that leet is… 07/29/2013 on Tlite +1
#19 - 1|= `/()| | <4/\/ |23/-\|) ']['|-|][5 `/()| | /-\|23 /-\…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Tlite +1
User avatar #21 - wankershimm (07/29/2013) [-]
all i can see in that is sails and numbers,

being on a harbour for 5 weeks straight might not have been that smart
User avatar #24 - xxELITExx (07/29/2013) [-]
at least harbours are good for fishing. if you go to the opening where boats and shit come in. fish do the same thing.
User avatar #26 - wankershimm (07/29/2013) [-]
i am a sailor, not a fisherman
User avatar #23 - xxELITExx (07/29/2013) [-]
haha its leet. TRUE leet. a lot of people think that leet is a bunch of letters and numbers but its numbers and symbols.


the areas in it that start with & and end in ; are not supposed to be there. idk why the site did that.
#88 - if i pet my dog backwards she gives me a look like HEY! that w… 07/28/2013 on Almost Reading +2
#367 - this one defines dark souls lol 07/28/2013 on Invaded +1
#364 - I did this once. he bowed and I bowed and he stabbed me in the… 07/28/2013 on Invaded 0
#2992 - yeah haha I've always wanted to do a swap with a newer civic S… 07/28/2013 on Share your current wallpaper 0
#2979 - no you didnt give it steroids. you downgraded the sti a little…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Share your current wallpaper 0
User avatar #2991 - theincorrigibleone (07/28/2013) [-]
You're right. Taking the engine and drive train from a WRECKED sti downgraded the sti.
I forgot how awesome cars that are damaged beyond use are!
User avatar #2992 - xxELITExx (07/28/2013) [-]
yeah haha I've always wanted to do a swap with a newer civic SI with a civic del sol. the del sol would fucking RIP! but it would cost a small fortune to make it fit im pretty sure. Or a swap with a GMC sonoma and a Bonneville or GP. The 4.3 V6 in the GMC would fucking dominate anything else on the road. But you would have to take the drivetrain, transmission, engine, and chassis out and put it in the bonnie. probably have to find a whole new drivetrain and tranny that fits the car. like a 90's camaro drivetrain and tranny, since those camaros fit 5.0 V8s it would work. but once again, Small fortune lol. for that price I could get a slightly modified 96 BMW M3 haha. which would be the SHIT.
#166 - sounds like my first viewing of inglorious bastards. no one pl… 07/26/2013 on Badass over here 0
#158 - this post just reminded me to get that movies. thank you sir. …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Badass over here 0
User avatar #160 - PyroIsFiya (07/26/2013) [-]
I thought it was very good. But then again the audience that was in the theater with me at the time was the best audience ive ever expierienced...people made jokes and cheered and booed it was the shit
User avatar #166 - xxELITExx (07/26/2013) [-]
sounds like my first viewing of inglorious bastards. no one planned it and we ended up with over 1 movie theater room filled. There were a couple of people that walked out because everyone was friends. best movie going experience ever for me.
The movie looked fuckin bomb though
#2536 - drive* 07/26/2013 on Share your current wallpaper 0
#2534 - but you cant see the looks on their faces because youre gone h…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Share your current wallpaper 0
User avatar #2952 - theincorrigibleone (07/26/2013) [-]
How dare you forsake the name of Subaru for the likes of *shudders* Scion...

I'm just kiddin. Nothing wrong with a car if it gets you from point A to point B. That's all my Forester was before I saved up my nickels and dimes and gave it a makeover and some steroids.
User avatar #2979 - xxELITExx (07/27/2013) [-]
no you didnt give it steroids. you downgraded the sti a little haha either way Im a BMW man. idk what it is about them. but I have yet to see a BMW that I dislike.
User avatar #2991 - theincorrigibleone (07/28/2013) [-]
You're right. Taking the engine and drive train from a WRECKED sti downgraded the sti.
I forgot how awesome cars that are damaged beyond use are!
User avatar #2992 - xxELITExx (07/28/2013) [-]
yeah haha I've always wanted to do a swap with a newer civic SI with a civic del sol. the del sol would fucking RIP! but it would cost a small fortune to make it fit im pretty sure. Or a swap with a GMC sonoma and a Bonneville or GP. The 4.3 V6 in the GMC would fucking dominate anything else on the road. But you would have to take the drivetrain, transmission, engine, and chassis out and put it in the bonnie. probably have to find a whole new drivetrain and tranny that fits the car. like a 90's camaro drivetrain and tranny, since those camaros fit 5.0 V8s it would work. but once again, Small fortune lol. for that price I could get a slightly modified 96 BMW M3 haha. which would be the SHIT.
User avatar #2536 - xxELITExx (07/26/2013) [-]
drive*
#83 - thats badass. I have a decent computer tower right now. 4G of … 07/26/2013 on Feelout 3 0
#79 - yeah. I just have to find a couple hundred bucks. how much doe…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Feelout 3 0
User avatar #81 - zomaru (07/26/2013) [-]
100% free.
User avatar #83 - xxELITExx (07/26/2013) [-]
thats badass. I have a decent computer tower right now. 4G of RAM, 500G HDD, but the graphics card is fried and also built into the motherboard. so i need a new one. Im hoping i can find a good one for cheap that will work in my tower
#72 - exactly the reason I want to buy a ******* PC  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Feelout 3 0
User avatar #76 - zomaru (07/26/2013) [-]
Do it, A $400 used laptop should be able to play up to Skyrim and GTA IV with only minor lag problems. Even a 5 year old laptop should last you for another 4 years as long as you take good care of it.
User avatar #79 - xxELITExx (07/26/2013) [-]
yeah. I just have to find a couple hundred bucks. how much does a steam account cost?
User avatar #81 - zomaru (07/26/2013) [-]
100% free.
User avatar #83 - xxELITExx (07/26/2013) [-]
thats badass. I have a decent computer tower right now. 4G of RAM, 500G HDD, but the graphics card is fried and also built into the motherboard. so i need a new one. Im hoping i can find a good one for cheap that will work in my tower
#69 - console commands?  [+] (7 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Feelout 3 0
User avatar #71 - zomaru (07/26/2013) [-]
NV I mean
User avatar #70 - zomaru (07/26/2013) [-]
Don't tell me you are playing Fallout 3 on the Xbox please.
User avatar #72 - xxELITExx (07/26/2013) [-]
exactly the reason I want to buy a fucking PC
User avatar #76 - zomaru (07/26/2013) [-]
Do it, A $400 used laptop should be able to play up to Skyrim and GTA IV with only minor lag problems. Even a 5 year old laptop should last you for another 4 years as long as you take good care of it.
User avatar #79 - xxELITExx (07/26/2013) [-]
yeah. I just have to find a couple hundred bucks. how much does a steam account cost?
User avatar #81 - zomaru (07/26/2013) [-]
100% free.
User avatar #83 - xxELITExx (07/26/2013) [-]
thats badass. I have a decent computer tower right now. 4G of RAM, 500G HDD, but the graphics card is fried and also built into the motherboard. so i need a new one. Im hoping i can find a good one for cheap that will work in my tower
#851 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Share your current wallpaper +2
#1122 - theincorrigibleone (07/26/2013) [-]
I like the BRZ, but I love my subaru a little more.
Got an '04 Forester I did an STI swap with. Was able to buy a scrapped '05 STI after some guy took one sideways into a telephone pole. Pole fell over and crushed it from the top. Luckily the Engine and drivetrain were mostly intact. Minor repair work and a total of about 60 hours of work, and I've got my baby. More than a little fun off-road without the air dams or lower stance you see on most STIs. That, and we have plenty of ricers in the area. Pull up in what looks like a dinky little SUV at a light next to some POC lowered Civic then smoke em off the green. The looks on their faces are just priceless.
User avatar #2534 - xxELITExx (07/26/2013) [-]
but you cant see the looks on their faces because youre gone haha thats a pretty sweet setup you got in your forester. I like the BRZ but I would rather have the FRS for some reason. they are exactly the same car but scion just sounds better lol. I driver a POS sable that is not worthy of having it pic on the internet haha
User avatar #2952 - theincorrigibleone (07/26/2013) [-]
How dare you forsake the name of Subaru for the likes of *shudders* Scion...

I'm just kiddin. Nothing wrong with a car if it gets you from point A to point B. That's all my Forester was before I saved up my nickels and dimes and gave it a makeover and some steroids.
User avatar #2979 - xxELITExx (07/27/2013) [-]
no you didnt give it steroids. you downgraded the sti a little haha either way Im a BMW man. idk what it is about them. but I have yet to see a BMW that I dislike.
User avatar #2991 - theincorrigibleone (07/28/2013) [-]
You're right. Taking the engine and drive train from a WRECKED sti downgraded the sti.
I forgot how awesome cars that are damaged beyond use are!
User avatar #2992 - xxELITExx (07/28/2013) [-]
yeah haha I've always wanted to do a swap with a newer civic SI with a civic del sol. the del sol would fucking RIP! but it would cost a small fortune to make it fit im pretty sure. Or a swap with a GMC sonoma and a Bonneville or GP. The 4.3 V6 in the GMC would fucking dominate anything else on the road. But you would have to take the drivetrain, transmission, engine, and chassis out and put it in the bonnie. probably have to find a whole new drivetrain and tranny that fits the car. like a 90's camaro drivetrain and tranny, since those camaros fit 5.0 V8s it would work. but once again, Small fortune lol. for that price I could get a slightly modified 96 BMW M3 haha. which would be the SHIT.
User avatar #2536 - xxELITExx (07/26/2013) [-]
drive*
#13 - used to say this at my job. they were required to wear yoga pants lol 07/26/2013 on Captain Hindsight 0
#67 - i hate that i cant continue my game AFTER i beat the hoover da…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Feelout 3 0
User avatar #68 - zomaru (07/26/2013) [-]
Use console commands to exit the slideshow at the end, because you are actually in a room with a projector. When you teleport back to the Mojave all your active quests will reset I believe.
User avatar #69 - xxELITExx (07/26/2013) [-]
console commands?
User avatar #71 - zomaru (07/26/2013) [-]
NV I mean
User avatar #70 - zomaru (07/26/2013) [-]
Don't tell me you are playing Fallout 3 on the Xbox please.
User avatar #72 - xxELITExx (07/26/2013) [-]
exactly the reason I want to buy a fucking PC
User avatar #76 - zomaru (07/26/2013) [-]
Do it, A $400 used laptop should be able to play up to Skyrim and GTA IV with only minor lag problems. Even a 5 year old laptop should last you for another 4 years as long as you take good care of it.
User avatar #79 - xxELITExx (07/26/2013) [-]
yeah. I just have to find a couple hundred bucks. how much does a steam account cost?
User avatar #81 - zomaru (07/26/2013) [-]
100% free.
User avatar #83 - xxELITExx (07/26/2013) [-]
thats badass. I have a decent computer tower right now. 4G of RAM, 500G HDD, but the graphics card is fried and also built into the motherboard. so i need a new one. Im hoping i can find a good one for cheap that will work in my tower
#111 - #031 - thats what she said 07/26/2013 on Life Hacks +1
#189 - im gonna press it twice. just for funsies 07/26/2013 on Oh the humanity 0
#7 - I laughed so ******* hard at that part it was unb… 07/23/2013 on Google yourself 0
#6 - yeah but once they see my heart weiner. they think its too sma… 07/22/2013 on Heart weiner -5

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