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#29 - I was raised with very realistic views. As I had a father who … 08/26/2013 on I was a very optimistic child 0
#826 - this reminds me of the episode of futurama where hermes is goi… 08/26/2013 on If you would indulge me... 0
#51 - Comment deleted 08/26/2013 on anal fury 0
#778 - perfect for my back round. I have my stuff setup on a 40 in fl… 08/26/2013 on If you would indulge me... 0
#771 - do you have this in a larger size like 2500x2000?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on If you would indulge me... 0
#864 - edgewooddirk (08/26/2013) [-]
Unfortunately not, I just set my background to stretch, sorry
#761 - Iv been trying to find an awesome wallpaper that describes me.…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2013 on If you would indulge me... 0
User avatar #861 - mastereleven (08/26/2013) [-]
Am I right in thinking that your wallpaper is dark souls?
User avatar #870 - xxELITExx (08/28/2013) [-]
indeed. one of my favorite games
#47 - YEEEEEEEEEEES! new wall paper 08/10/2013 on My Wallpapers +1
#5 - this is the kind of **** i would do if i was a co… 08/10/2013 on Need more cones +1
#26 - cool gif. looks like it would be fun to do. but not to undo lol 08/10/2013 on Puppykilling assault... 0
#25 - if you are over 18 you can own an assault rifle in MN … 08/10/2013 on Puppykilling assault... -1
#10 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2013 on anal fury 0
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#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on anal fury +3
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#80 - why not a dollar bill. or a hundred dollar bill. or what would…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/10/2013 on Ed, Edd, and Chelly +1
#136 - palindromia (08/10/2013) [-]
you cant use paper money because its serialized. it would become obvious that you are counterfeiting.
User avatar #138 - thegamerslife (08/10/2013) [-]
So get some of those dollar coins, or older more valuable coins. My fiancee's uncle sold one coin for $3000 dollars, so imagine making like 10 of them and then selling them really fast one after another before you single handedly(sp) destroy the market for them (the value)
User avatar #94 - morganfreesloth (08/10/2013) [-]
dude. you are blowing my mind with seeing through the clones eyes.... how... how would that work...
#119 - creepyunclebob (08/10/2013) [-]
I remember something on the SCP Foundation site that worked like that. 5 identical guys each experienced everything the other 4 did, but they were incapable of recognizing each other and started arguing and yelling at each other whenever they met.
User avatar #122 - morganfreesloth (08/10/2013) [-]
that's crazy as hell.
#130 - creepyunclebob (08/10/2013) [-]
I have no idea if I'll be able to find it again, but I did find a similar one.
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-284
User avatar #159 - morganfreesloth (08/11/2013) [-]
until just now were i find out what the scp is and now it seems that it probably is fake. im stupid
User avatar #158 - morganfreesloth (08/11/2013) [-]
This is amazing. like i just read that it is crazy. my girlfriend thinks it is fake though.
#24 - damn that was deep. 08/10/2013 on Catch them all 0
#356 - Dead Thing. I kinda like it 08/10/2013 on Description. 0
#51 - but youtube cannot show full penetration 08/10/2013 on John F Kennedy & Justn... 0
#321 - Wish I had suction, If you catch my drift o_o for som… 08/10/2013 on The 13 People You See At... 0
#58 - x = 1.25 Solved  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2013 on 2+2=5 +5
#74 - tehfriman (08/10/2013) [-]
There are 2 kinds of people.
User avatar #155 - koobzacc (08/10/2013) [-]
I think I like his kind
#34 - I set four alarms. one for every 15 minutes  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on Shit +1
#39 - doggstar (08/10/2013) [-]
i have 23 at 1 minute intervals
#317 - all my friends come to me to fix their electronics. careful wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2013 on The 13 People You See At... 0
User avatar #318 - Kairyuka (08/10/2013) [-]
I know the fumes are bad, we have suction, don't worry ;D
And the cold saw is a big round saw with a liquid cooling system. It's used for sawing through various metals. It always sounds like something's wrong and it's filled with water and metal shavings ;-;
User avatar #321 - xxELITExx (08/10/2013) [-]
Wish I had suction, If you catch my drift o_o

for some reason the saw sounded like something completely different
#310 - sitting around and putting small **** together an…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/10/2013 on The 13 People You See At... 0
User avatar #313 - Kairyuka (08/10/2013) [-]
Some times we solder, some times we weld. It's kinda fun. Hate using the cold saw though :I
User avatar #317 - xxELITExx (08/10/2013) [-]
all my friends come to me to fix their electronics. careful with solder though. rosin core is usually 60/40 tin/lead. fumes are poison. the shit is a cold saw?
User avatar #318 - Kairyuka (08/10/2013) [-]
I know the fumes are bad, we have suction, don't worry ;D
And the cold saw is a big round saw with a liquid cooling system. It's used for sawing through various metals. It always sounds like something's wrong and it's filled with water and metal shavings ;-;
User avatar #321 - xxELITExx (08/10/2013) [-]
Wish I had suction, If you catch my drift o_o

for some reason the saw sounded like something completely different
#306 - mentally exhausting is not that big of an issue either. I used…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on The 13 People You See At... 0
User avatar #307 - Kairyuka (08/10/2013) [-]
It's more the fact that there's a lot of practical things I don't know yet, that people some times assume I know. And some times I have no idea what I'm supposed to do, so I start assembling things and then someone gets mad because I didn't think to dust the lamps or some shit like that.
#304 - nice. nice. i made a lot of good friends at my last job, but s…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/10/2013 on The 13 People You See At... 0
User avatar #305 - Kairyuka (08/10/2013) [-]
Some times when the boss is in a good mood we get high-quality food like cafe burgers or something for lunch. It's quite nice.
Downside is that it's not always very legal, like the fact that we don't get bonus for overtime. But we can always discuss if we'd like a day or two off or something. But sitting and assembling things is really fun, it's very much me
User avatar #310 - xxELITExx (08/10/2013) [-]
sitting around and putting small shit together and fixing it haha fun
User avatar #313 - Kairyuka (08/10/2013) [-]
Some times we solder, some times we weld. It's kinda fun. Hate using the cold saw though :I
User avatar #317 - xxELITExx (08/10/2013) [-]
all my friends come to me to fix their electronics. careful with solder though. rosin core is usually 60/40 tin/lead. fumes are poison. the shit is a cold saw?
User avatar #318 - Kairyuka (08/10/2013) [-]
I know the fumes are bad, we have suction, don't worry ;D
And the cold saw is a big round saw with a liquid cooling system. It's used for sawing through various metals. It always sounds like something's wrong and it's filled with water and metal shavings ;-;
User avatar #321 - xxELITExx (08/10/2013) [-]
Wish I had suction, If you catch my drift o_o

for some reason the saw sounded like something completely different
#301 - that doesnt sound too bad at all. I have been trying to get in…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/10/2013 on The 13 People You See At... 0
User avatar #303 - Kairyuka (08/10/2013) [-]
It's not bad, it's just very mentally exhausting. Soon we'll have to work double time (8-22) to fix up a big order. Well after that order I probably won't have the job anymore, so I'm not complaining. And I've gotten a good friend there :3
User avatar #306 - xxELITExx (08/10/2013) [-]
mentally exhausting is not that big of an issue either. I used to work in a kitchen. cooking over a 400 degree grill is not fun for 8 hours lol
User avatar #307 - Kairyuka (08/10/2013) [-]
It's more the fact that there's a lot of practical things I don't know yet, that people some times assume I know. And some times I have no idea what I'm supposed to do, so I start assembling things and then someone gets mad because I didn't think to dust the lamps or some shit like that.
User avatar #304 - xxELITExx (08/10/2013) [-]
nice. nice. i made a lot of good friends at my last job, but since we all worked there and it was under staffed we would all get fucked if we had a big event that we all wanted to attend. wouldnt mind working double time either. more $$$
User avatar #305 - Kairyuka (08/10/2013) [-]
Some times when the boss is in a good mood we get high-quality food like cafe burgers or something for lunch. It's quite nice.
Downside is that it's not always very legal, like the fact that we don't get bonus for overtime. But we can always discuss if we'd like a day or two off or something. But sitting and assembling things is really fun, it's very much me
User avatar #310 - xxELITExx (08/10/2013) [-]
sitting around and putting small shit together and fixing it haha fun
User avatar #313 - Kairyuka (08/10/2013) [-]
Some times we solder, some times we weld. It's kinda fun. Hate using the cold saw though :I
User avatar #317 - xxELITExx (08/10/2013) [-]
all my friends come to me to fix their electronics. careful with solder though. rosin core is usually 60/40 tin/lead. fumes are poison. the shit is a cold saw?
User avatar #318 - Kairyuka (08/10/2013) [-]
I know the fumes are bad, we have suction, don't worry ;D
And the cold saw is a big round saw with a liquid cooling system. It's used for sawing through various metals. It always sounds like something's wrong and it's filled with water and metal shavings ;-;
User avatar #321 - xxELITExx (08/10/2013) [-]
Wish I had suction, If you catch my drift o_o

for some reason the saw sounded like something completely different
#299 - lol most jobs are not dream jobs until you get out of college …  [+] (12 new replies) 08/10/2013 on The 13 People You See At... 0
User avatar #300 - Kairyuka (08/10/2013) [-]
I do assistant work and cleaning at a small mechanics and electronics firm. It's definitely not the worst thing, but it's exhausting for one who've been in school for over 13 years and done nothing much else. I make a nice bit of money though c:
User avatar #301 - xxELITExx (08/10/2013) [-]
that doesnt sound too bad at all. I have been trying to get into a computer tech type of place because Im really good with them. but i need a damn degree before anyone even considers.
User avatar #303 - Kairyuka (08/10/2013) [-]
It's not bad, it's just very mentally exhausting. Soon we'll have to work double time (8-22) to fix up a big order. Well after that order I probably won't have the job anymore, so I'm not complaining. And I've gotten a good friend there :3
User avatar #306 - xxELITExx (08/10/2013) [-]
mentally exhausting is not that big of an issue either. I used to work in a kitchen. cooking over a 400 degree grill is not fun for 8 hours lol
User avatar #307 - Kairyuka (08/10/2013) [-]
It's more the fact that there's a lot of practical things I don't know yet, that people some times assume I know. And some times I have no idea what I'm supposed to do, so I start assembling things and then someone gets mad because I didn't think to dust the lamps or some shit like that.
User avatar #304 - xxELITExx (08/10/2013) [-]
nice. nice. i made a lot of good friends at my last job, but since we all worked there and it was under staffed we would all get fucked if we had a big event that we all wanted to attend. wouldnt mind working double time either. more $$$
User avatar #305 - Kairyuka (08/10/2013) [-]
Some times when the boss is in a good mood we get high-quality food like cafe burgers or something for lunch. It's quite nice.
Downside is that it's not always very legal, like the fact that we don't get bonus for overtime. But we can always discuss if we'd like a day or two off or something. But sitting and assembling things is really fun, it's very much me
User avatar #310 - xxELITExx (08/10/2013) [-]
sitting around and putting small shit together and fixing it haha fun
User avatar #313 - Kairyuka (08/10/2013) [-]
Some times we solder, some times we weld. It's kinda fun. Hate using the cold saw though :I
User avatar #317 - xxELITExx (08/10/2013) [-]
all my friends come to me to fix their electronics. careful with solder though. rosin core is usually 60/40 tin/lead. fumes are poison. the shit is a cold saw?
User avatar #318 - Kairyuka (08/10/2013) [-]
I know the fumes are bad, we have suction, don't worry ;D
And the cold saw is a big round saw with a liquid cooling system. It's used for sawing through various metals. It always sounds like something's wrong and it's filled with water and metal shavings ;-;
User avatar #321 - xxELITExx (08/10/2013) [-]
Wish I had suction, If you catch my drift o_o

for some reason the saw sounded like something completely different

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