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xxELITExx

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Gender: male
Age: 69
Date Signed Up:4/01/2010
Last Login:12/12/2015
Location:Bratislava
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Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 210 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 211 Comments: Comedic Genius
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#46 - yeah. we should aaahhh... probably not aahhh. go to war with russia...  [+] (8 new replies) 03/15/2014 on super marie +10
#62 - anon (03/15/2014) [-]
The tsar bomba was impractical and the soviets had no way to get it to the US we have much more advanced delivery systems.
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#132 - orkanoidz (03/15/2014) [-]
Not necessarily. America may have more advanced delivery systems but that really doesn't matter since both russia and america can launch around 500 ICMB's each 8/10th's the way around the globe.
#82 - clechyl (03/15/2014) [-]
>more advanced delivery systems
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#145 - xxELITExx (03/15/2014) [-]
those assholes lost my gun holster in the mail
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#146 - clechyl (03/15/2014) [-]
they lost my mail in their gun holster
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#147 - xxELITExx (03/15/2014) [-]
HA!
#52 - anon (03/15/2014) [-]
even if the USA just detonated itself with nukes, the rest of the would have issues surviving the radiation.

if russia and the us fire all their nukes, we're all dead. no winners.
#131 - supermandan (03/15/2014) [-]
I read in a book at a school library that by 1981 both the U.S. and Russia had enough nuclear firepower to "scorch the surface of the earth 20 times."
<MFW reading the book
#45 - YEAAAAAH!! 03/15/2014 on super marie 0
#44 - i heard some **** about that, that would have been insane.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on super marie +3
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#105 - lasmamoe (03/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, THAT would have been insane.
This is just casual.
#17 - optimistic pessimist. i like these guys. you're a friend  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2014 on The feels will be felt +1
#122 - solideogloria (03/15/2014) [-]
I'd... *sigh*

...

I don't know how to approach this subject matter...

I think...

Look, idiot...

I think you could just say he's an optimist. Why in motherfucking hell would you say he's an optmistic pessimist?
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#199 - xxELITExx (03/15/2014) [-]
haha i say that shit all the time. peoples reactions are so awesome
#201 - solideogloria (03/15/2014) [-]
Really?
#16 - my bro just got that same dog. ******* ADORABLE! 03/15/2014 on The feels will be felt 0
#18 - sounds like a trilogy to me. but dont worry… 03/15/2014 on World War 3: Electric Boogaloo +1
#69 - -chew on her hair violently -put weird boner between her l… 03/15/2014 on Spooning +1
#371 - haha i hear ya. before my other computer crapped i had it hook…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on FJ just got a little better 0
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#374 - skulldan (03/15/2014) [-]
i just got a 19" pc. Ads didnt bother me any and apparently it helped the site so i was super ok with it.
#369 - you mean those hot chicks that are always in your area right?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2014 on FJ just got a little better +1
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#370 - skulldan (03/15/2014) [-]
na, just the fact that it ads a bit to the side and top. I got used to them and then they left me
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#371 - xxELITExx (03/15/2014) [-]
haha i hear ya. before my other computer crapped i had it hooked into my 42" samsung and the adds didnt bother me any. now i have to deal with my piece of shit 15" shool laptop with 1500/1750 mgb locked in cache.
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#374 - skulldan (03/15/2014) [-]
i just got a 19" pc. Ads didnt bother me any and apparently it helped the site so i was super ok with it.
#368 - if he liked furries. **** you, we're all different. this IS th… 03/15/2014 on FJ just got a little better 0