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#44 - I keep a loaded .45acp within a half a seconds reach at all ti… 04/11/2014 on huh +1
#21 - god damn that sounds ******* awesome.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2014 on How thing is +1
#54 - lamnad (03/28/2014) [-]
it is awesome!
#12 - no thats what happened when goku defeated buu 03/15/2014 on hehehehe 0
#147 - HA! 03/15/2014 on super marie 0
#145 - those assholes lost my gun holster in the mail  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2014 on super marie 0
User avatar #146 - clechyl (03/15/2014) [-]
they lost my mail in their gun holster
User avatar #147 - xxELITExx (03/15/2014) [-]
HA!
#199 - haha i say that **** all the time. peoples reacti…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on The feels will be felt 0
#201 - solideogloria (03/15/2014) [-]
Really?
#158 - Picture 03/15/2014 on want 0
#25 - this is not fair. i cannot go to google for this. 03/15/2014 on It's a harsh planet we live... 0
#24 - with all of our weather up here in MN. that is exactly the vib… 03/15/2014 on It's a harsh planet we live... 0
#46 - yeah. we should aaahhh... probably not aahhh. go to war with russia...  [+] (8 new replies) 03/15/2014 on super marie +10
#62 - anonymous (03/15/2014) [-]
The tsar bomba was impractical and the soviets had no way to get it to the US we have much more advanced delivery systems.
User avatar #132 - orkanoidz (03/15/2014) [-]
Not necessarily. America may have more advanced delivery systems but that really doesn't matter since both russia and america can launch around 500 ICMB's each 8/10th's the way around the globe.
#82 - clechyl (03/15/2014) [-]
>more advanced delivery systems
User avatar #145 - xxELITExx (03/15/2014) [-]
those assholes lost my gun holster in the mail
User avatar #146 - clechyl (03/15/2014) [-]
they lost my mail in their gun holster
User avatar #147 - xxELITExx (03/15/2014) [-]
HA!
#52 - anonymous (03/15/2014) [-]
even if the USA just detonated itself with nukes, the rest of the would have issues surviving the radiation.

if russia and the us fire all their nukes, we're all dead. no winners.
#131 - supermandan (03/15/2014) [-]
I read in a book at a school library that by 1981 both the U.S. and Russia had enough nuclear firepower to "scorch the surface of the earth 20 times."
<MFW reading the book
#45 - YEAAAAAH!! 03/15/2014 on super marie 0
#44 - i heard some **** about that, that would have bee…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on super marie +3
User avatar #105 - lasmamoe (03/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, THAT would have been insane.
This is just casual.
#17 - optimistic pessimist. i like these guys. you're a friend  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2014 on The feels will be felt +1
#122 - solideogloria (03/15/2014) [-]
I'd... *sigh*

...

I don't know how to approach this subject matter...

I think...

Look, idiot...

I think you could just say he's an optimist. Why in motherfucking hell would you say he's an optmistic pessimist?
User avatar #199 - xxELITExx (03/15/2014) [-]
haha i say that shit all the time. peoples reactions are so awesome
#201 - solideogloria (03/15/2014) [-]
Really?
#16 - my bro just got that same dog. ******* ADORABLE! 03/15/2014 on The feels will be felt 0
#18 - sounds like a trilogy to me. but dont worry… 03/15/2014 on World War 3: Electric Boogaloo +1
#69 - -chew on her hair violently -put weird boner between her l… 03/15/2014 on Spooning +1
#371 - haha i hear ya. before my other computer crapped i had it hook…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2014 on FJ just got a little better 0
User avatar #374 - skulldan (03/15/2014) [-]
i just got a 19" pc. Ads didnt bother me any and apparently it helped the site so i was super ok with it.
#369 - you mean those hot chicks that are always in your area right?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2014 on FJ just got a little better +1
User avatar #370 - skulldan (03/15/2014) [-]
na, just the fact that it ads a bit to the side and top. I got used to them and then they left me
User avatar #371 - xxELITExx (03/15/2014) [-]
haha i hear ya. before my other computer crapped i had it hooked into my 42" samsung and the adds didnt bother me any. now i have to deal with my piece of shit 15" shool laptop with 1500/1750 mgb locked in cache.
User avatar #374 - skulldan (03/15/2014) [-]
i just got a 19" pc. Ads didnt bother me any and apparently it helped the site so i was super ok with it.
#368 - if he liked furries. **** you, we're all differen… 03/15/2014 on FJ just got a little better 0
#33 - INDEED! 03/12/2014 on Summers up North 0
#32 - no dickhead. he's a southerner 03/12/2014 on Summers up North +1
#31 - i feel so bad for you that you live in iowa. i hate that thing 03/12/2014 on Summers up North 0
#29 - As a Minnesotan, I can relate almost identically.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Summers up North 0
User avatar #35 - saltyfries (03/12/2014) [-]
Wisconsinfag here, we've had snowstorms in April, and I remember one in May...
#37 - reaperboy (03/12/2014) [-]
remember last year? cold, warm, blizzard, tornado, cold, blizzard, warm, tornado. all in that order. oh boy what a May that was.
#159 - I believe so. 03/12/2014 on Winter is well...run 0
#157 - I'll be waiting for your knockout punch up here in MN. … 03/12/2014 on Winter is well...run 0

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