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xxELITExx

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Age: 69
Date Signed Up:4/01/2010
Last Login:12/12/2015
Location:Bratislava
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#19 - 1|= `/()| | <4/\/ |23/-\|) ']['|-|][5 `/()| | /-\|23 /-\…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Tlite +1
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#21 - wankershimm (07/29/2013) [-]
all i can see in that is sails and numbers,

being on a harbour for 5 weeks straight might not have been that smart
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#24 - xxELITExx (07/29/2013) [-]
at least harbours are good for fishing. if you go to the opening where boats and shit come in. fish do the same thing.
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#26 - wankershimm (07/29/2013) [-]
i am a sailor, not a fisherman
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#23 - xxELITExx (07/29/2013) [-]
haha its leet. TRUE leet. a lot of people think that leet is a bunch of letters and numbers but its numbers and symbols.


the areas in it that start with & and end in ; are not supposed to be there. idk why the site did that.
#88 - if i pet my dog backwards she gives me a look like HEY! that w… 07/28/2013 on Almost Reading +2
#367 - this one defines dark souls lol 07/28/2013 on Invaded +1
#364 - I did this once. he bowed and I bowed and he stabbed me in the… 07/28/2013 on Invaded 0
#2992 - yeah haha I've always wanted to do a swap with a newer civic S… 07/28/2013 on Share your current wallpaper 0
#2979 - no you didnt give it steroids. you downgraded the sti a little…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Share your current wallpaper 0
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#2991 - theincorrigibleone (07/28/2013) [-]
You're right. Taking the engine and drive train from a WRECKED sti downgraded the sti.
I forgot how awesome cars that are damaged beyond use are!
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#2992 - xxELITExx (07/28/2013) [-]
yeah haha I've always wanted to do a swap with a newer civic SI with a civic del sol. the del sol would fucking RIP! but it would cost a small fortune to make it fit im pretty sure. Or a swap with a GMC sonoma and a Bonneville or GP. The 4.3 V6 in the GMC would fucking dominate anything else on the road. But you would have to take the drivetrain, transmission, engine, and chassis out and put it in the bonnie. probably have to find a whole new drivetrain and tranny that fits the car. like a 90's camaro drivetrain and tranny, since those camaros fit 5.0 V8s it would work. but once again, Small fortune lol. for that price I could get a slightly modified 96 BMW M3 haha. which would be the SHIT.
#166 - sounds like my first viewing of inglorious bastards. no one pl… 07/26/2013 on Badass over here 0
#158 - this post just reminded me to get that movies. thank you sir. …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Badass over here 0
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#160 - PyroIsFiya (07/26/2013) [-]
I thought it was very good. But then again the audience that was in the theater with me at the time was the best audience ive ever expierienced...people made jokes and cheered and booed it was the shit
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#166 - xxELITExx (07/26/2013) [-]
sounds like my first viewing of inglorious bastards. no one planned it and we ended up with over 1 movie theater room filled. There were a couple of people that walked out because everyone was friends. best movie going experience ever for me.
The movie looked fuckin bomb though
#2536 - drive* 07/26/2013 on Share your current wallpaper 0
#2534 - but you cant see the looks on their faces because youre gone h…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Share your current wallpaper 0
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#2952 - theincorrigibleone (07/26/2013) [-]
How dare you forsake the name of Subaru for the likes of *shudders* Scion...

I'm just kiddin. Nothing wrong with a car if it gets you from point A to point B. That's all my Forester was before I saved up my nickels and dimes and gave it a makeover and some steroids.
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#2979 - xxELITExx (07/27/2013) [-]
no you didnt give it steroids. you downgraded the sti a little haha either way Im a BMW man. idk what it is about them. but I have yet to see a BMW that I dislike.
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#2991 - theincorrigibleone (07/28/2013) [-]
You're right. Taking the engine and drive train from a WRECKED sti downgraded the sti.
I forgot how awesome cars that are damaged beyond use are!
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#2992 - xxELITExx (07/28/2013) [-]
yeah haha I've always wanted to do a swap with a newer civic SI with a civic del sol. the del sol would fucking RIP! but it would cost a small fortune to make it fit im pretty sure. Or a swap with a GMC sonoma and a Bonneville or GP. The 4.3 V6 in the GMC would fucking dominate anything else on the road. But you would have to take the drivetrain, transmission, engine, and chassis out and put it in the bonnie. probably have to find a whole new drivetrain and tranny that fits the car. like a 90's camaro drivetrain and tranny, since those camaros fit 5.0 V8s it would work. but once again, Small fortune lol. for that price I could get a slightly modified 96 BMW M3 haha. which would be the SHIT.
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#2536 - xxELITExx (07/26/2013) [-]
drive*