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#25 - The realtor should have put that on the listing. Could possibl… 05/09/2013 on Shelter from the cold war 0
#23 - idk if that is sarcasm. but candy is actually a great thing to…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Shelter from the cold war +11
User avatar #215 - hhanako (05/09/2013) [-]
i agree
User avatar #230 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
Yeah. If I were going to make a shelter like that, There would be a lot more space and alot more supplies. Mostly because if you're gonna do it, you might as well have enough to last 6 months or longer
#6 - it's insane skills of stupidity 05/09/2013 on Guy does backflip over a... 0
#17 - puns are fun 05/09/2013 on Giraffe-ing a laugh +1
#16 - this has to be a new commercial for apples iPhone 6 05/09/2013 on Giraffe-ing a laugh -1
#38 - and that is how Zues is born ladies and genitalmen 05/09/2013 on Galaxy collision -1
#43 - clearly you don't know how strong trees are in the real world … 05/09/2013 on Too true +2
#28 - I have an awesome system set up in my room. So when I play for…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/09/2013 on My neighbors... +1
User avatar #31 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
One day when you get home, your going to find your sound system gone, with a note in its place that reads: "Make another sound ever again and your house will mysteriously burn down."
User avatar #34 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
Oops, first your should be you're, my bad.
User avatar #32 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
I would not be surprised lol
User avatar #35 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
Good times though!
User avatar #36 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
I know what I'm doing tomorrow afternoon haha
User avatar #37 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
Playing more car games on full blast?
User avatar #40 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm gonna go to the gym and eat some doritos
User avatar #42 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
Have fun!
User avatar #44 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
This is the kind of stuff that I think about...
User avatar #43 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
how funny would it be to just walk around the gym in a chain mail suit with a fake sword?
User avatar #45 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
Record this please.
User avatar #46 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
Will do
User avatar #49 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
I look forward to it!
#81 - yes... 05/09/2013 on truth or square? 0
#79 - I find it very hard to believe these are real because auto cor…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on truth or square? 0
#80 - integritynowbleeds (05/09/2013) [-]
Still, bet you scrolled back up to check.
User avatar #81 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
yes...
#93 - metal heads might be crazy. But we know what the right thing t… 05/09/2013 on Not Clever Enough to Think... +7
#38 - meanwhile... in russia 05/09/2013 on Bridge over the river +1
#158 - lol thats a funny ****** pic 05/09/2013 on Bombs 0
#157 - I learned this in 6th grade history. Still mind-blowing a…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Bombs +4
#216 - yourmomisaslut (05/09/2013) [-]
it was pretty mean, i wish the US just dropped a bomb on the emperors palace or some shit, instead we did that and were left with a stained image about the war
User avatar #218 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
Pretty ridiculous that we didn't even hit Germany with one and japan got two.
I don't think the military will ever use A-bombs like that again

Its pretty funny that you're that one that replied. Your profile name is an insult lol
#155 - *actually* It cant be literal if its physical  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on Bombs 0
User avatar #244 - ilikesocks (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm so sorry
#102 - Gotta love #11 05/09/2013 on murphy's law of combat +1
#215 - Its actually BETTER than the iHome. I have been cupping to… 05/08/2013 on Life Hacks Part 1 -1
#214 - After I strip my car of everything with value to me and junk i… 05/08/2013 on Life Hacks Part 1 +2
#107 - yeah a lot of that information is over a year old lol either w… 05/08/2013 on I never asked for this 0
#70 - I also just read that they are going to make the standalone ga… 05/08/2013 on I never asked for this 0
#67 - its only on PC and its an Arma 2 mod. big area (about 10 squar…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2013 on I never asked for this 0
User avatar #86 - phantomeins (05/08/2013) [-]
The map size is 225 square kilometers
User avatar #107 - xxELITExx (05/08/2013) [-]
yeah a lot of that information is over a year old lol either way the stand alone game is probably going to create a new gaming era of harshly realistic games. Not necessarily apocalypse themed

holy fuck. that map is massive

I actually wanted to go in to game development to create a game like this ever since I first picked up an RPG
#31 - love it 05/08/2013 on Fallout +2
#273 - GOD DAMN THAT GIF IS ****** NUTS 05/08/2013 on planets 0
#272 - I think the picture of Saturn in front of the Sun was shopped 05/08/2013 on planets 0
#269 - I think it passed yesterday or the day before. You might be ab… 05/08/2013 on planets 0

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