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#20 - Winkey blinkey the one-eyed Sargent's firin' blanks I alm… 05/09/2013 on Seeing my Ex 0
#150 - lol yeah. plus idk about you but a rattle snake looks alot mor…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/09/2013 on just an albino snake +1
#153 - lolerlaura (05/09/2013) [-]
Look at this silly fucker. Does it look like the face of a killer? (it's the same kind of snake from OP's post)
User avatar #154 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
That looks like something I would want in my home lol. although of of the people I work with had a 6 foot long Boa or some shit. It started starving itself and sizing her up to try and eat her lol
User avatar #155 - lolerlaura (05/09/2013) [-]
And that is why you don't get the stupidly large snakes. Carpet pythons, California Kings, Red Tail Boas and Ball Pythons are good tempered and not insanely large snakes. Ball pythons are the most fun I think because they have a ton of awesome colorations. Also a normal (what Andromeda here is) is only 15-20$ from a breeder (don't go to petstores, they neglect and don't feed the animals nearly enough) while a petstore will try to quadrouple the price for any color or pattern.
User avatar #159 - xxELITExx (05/11/2013) [-]
damn. good to know
#160 - lolerlaura (05/12/2013) [-]
Pet stores are kind of like reptile puppy mills. They don't give a shit if the animals are happy as long as they can make a buck.

I just try to steer people in the right direction if they are interested in the hobby.
#14 - I would totally venture off into the unexplored forests to loo… 05/09/2013 on Learning Time! 0
#13 - fucking awesome post. I love this kind of stuff 05/09/2013 on Learning Time! 0
#11 - My last three girlfriends all proposed the break up. I accepte…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Seeing my Ex +1
#12 - ndabenhle (05/09/2013) [-]
maybe you got no bullet in your chamber Boss, lol lol lol or you just shooting blanks.
User avatar #20 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
Winkey blinkey the one-eyed Sargent's firin' blanks
I almost hope thats the case haha the only baby I want has four rubber feet and six cylinders
#46 - Will do  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on My neighbors... 0
User avatar #49 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
I look forward to it!
#44 - This is the kind of stuff that I think about... 05/09/2013 on My neighbors... 0
#43 - how funny would it be to just walk around the gym in a chain m…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2013 on My neighbors... 0
User avatar #45 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
Record this please.
User avatar #46 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
Will do
User avatar #49 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
I look forward to it!
#3 - Hey, its me after I pull an all night-er and travel 150 miles … 05/09/2013 on Must...Stay...Awake... 0
#3 - I KNEW IT!! I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GONNA DO IT! lol 05/09/2013 on I love dogs! 0
#218 - Pretty ridiculous that we didn't even hit Germany with one and… 05/09/2013 on Bombs 0
#40 - I'm gonna go to the gym and eat some doritos  [+] (6 new replies) 05/09/2013 on My neighbors... +1
User avatar #42 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
Have fun!
User avatar #44 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
This is the kind of stuff that I think about...
User avatar #43 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
how funny would it be to just walk around the gym in a chain mail suit with a fake sword?
User avatar #45 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
Record this please.
User avatar #46 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
Will do
User avatar #49 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
I look forward to it!
#36 - I know what I'm doing tomorrow afternoon haha  [+] (8 new replies) 05/09/2013 on My neighbors... 0
User avatar #37 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
Playing more car games on full blast?
User avatar #40 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm gonna go to the gym and eat some doritos
User avatar #42 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
Have fun!
User avatar #44 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
This is the kind of stuff that I think about...
User avatar #43 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
how funny would it be to just walk around the gym in a chain mail suit with a fake sword?
User avatar #45 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
Record this please.
User avatar #46 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
Will do
User avatar #49 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
I look forward to it!
#11 - well fuck. probably gonna be out in late 2015 I bet lol 05/09/2013 on I need it! 0
#10 - Picture 05/09/2013 on I need it! +19
#8 - It has just come to my realization very recently that there is…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on I need it! 0
User avatar #9 - sepheroth (05/09/2013) [-]
Well, don't look at the Fallout 4 teaser they posted on Facebook if it's still up.
User avatar #11 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
well fuck. probably gonna be out in late 2015 I bet lol
#6 - did anyone ever play that game with the leaves on the road? 05/09/2013 on The ground is LAVA 0
#32 - I would not be surprised lol  [+] (10 new replies) 05/09/2013 on My neighbors... +2
User avatar #35 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
Good times though!
User avatar #36 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
I know what I'm doing tomorrow afternoon haha
User avatar #37 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
Playing more car games on full blast?
User avatar #40 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm gonna go to the gym and eat some doritos
User avatar #42 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
Have fun!
User avatar #44 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
This is the kind of stuff that I think about...
User avatar #43 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
how funny would it be to just walk around the gym in a chain mail suit with a fake sword?
User avatar #45 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
Record this please.
User avatar #46 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
Will do
User avatar #49 - vatra (05/09/2013) [-]
I look forward to it!
#13 - I feel this way about snakes. But I'm fucking gone if there is…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/09/2013 on just an albino snake +4
User avatar #35 - lolerlaura (05/09/2013) [-]
One of my best friends is terrified of snakes and I can understand why. According to him snakes have to few legs and the way they slither freaks him out. According to me spiders have to many legs and the way they scuttle freaks me out.
User avatar #150 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
lol yeah. plus idk about you but a rattle snake looks alot more friendly to me than most of the spiders i see
#153 - lolerlaura (05/09/2013) [-]
Look at this silly fucker. Does it look like the face of a killer? (it's the same kind of snake from OP's post)
User avatar #154 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
That looks like something I would want in my home lol. although of of the people I work with had a 6 foot long Boa or some shit. It started starving itself and sizing her up to try and eat her lol
User avatar #155 - lolerlaura (05/09/2013) [-]
And that is why you don't get the stupidly large snakes. Carpet pythons, California Kings, Red Tail Boas and Ball Pythons are good tempered and not insanely large snakes. Ball pythons are the most fun I think because they have a ton of awesome colorations. Also a normal (what Andromeda here is) is only 15-20$ from a breeder (don't go to petstores, they neglect and don't feed the animals nearly enough) while a petstore will try to quadrouple the price for any color or pattern.
User avatar #159 - xxELITExx (05/11/2013) [-]
damn. good to know
#160 - lolerlaura (05/12/2013) [-]
Pet stores are kind of like reptile puppy mills. They don't give a shit if the animals are happy as long as they can make a buck.

I just try to steer people in the right direction if they are interested in the hobby.
#28 - I'm gonna get the halo legendary symbol tattooed somewhere. id… 05/09/2013 on Can it get worse? -3
#1 - Fucking love dogs.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2013 on I love dogs! +4
User avatar #2 - chiktikkavaspaus (05/09/2013) [-]
Love fucking dogs.......wait.
User avatar #4 - evilanakie (05/09/2013) [-]
DOGS FUCKING LOVE
love what
what do the dogs love
WHAAAT
User avatar #3 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
I KNEW IT!! I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GONNA DO IT! lol
#16 - ITS OVER 9000!! 05/09/2013 on FJ , logic , maybe ? +1
#14 - I bet you just helped two people find their true loves lol 05/09/2013 on Maybe you are your khakis... +2
#25 - The realtor should have put that on the listing. Could possibl… 05/09/2013 on Shelter from the cold war 0
#23 - idk if that is sarcasm. but candy is actually a great thing to…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Shelter from the cold war +11
User avatar #215 - hhanako (05/09/2013) [-]
i agree
User avatar #230 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
Yeah. If I were going to make a shelter like that, There would be a lot more space and alot more supplies. Mostly because if you're gonna do it, you might as well have enough to last 6 months or longer

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