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#212 - That's the funnest thing to do in COD. Me and one of my buddie… 05/17/2013 on Damn Quickscopers 0
#47 - Damn. Thats gotta be the most interesting thing I've learned a… 05/15/2013 on nukes 0
#114 - eh. might as well 05/15/2013 on Mr. Satan's Got Weird Taste +1
#35 - Dat shockwave 05/15/2013 on nukes 0
#34 - Pretty sure its illegal because it puts as much radiation in o…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2013 on nukes 0
User avatar #36 - fantomen (05/15/2013) [-]
It was banned for radioactive and electromagnetic pollution.
But it all depends very much on the bomb used, and if you detonate it on the ground or in the air.

Most types radioactivity tends to dissipate quite quickly, or stay in one place if they have nothing to grab on to, but testing a bomb on the ground will toss up an irradiate a whole bunch of dust which will blow around in the wind and come down as nuclear fallout.


Testing these days has to be done DEEP underground.

When they did the first underground test they didn't bury the bomb deep enough and it resulted in the bomb throwing up WAY more radioactive dust than an above ground test, and it irradiated most of north America.
User avatar #50 - doctorstein (05/15/2013) [-]
Did it reach DeFuniak Springs, FL master race area?
User avatar #55 - fantomen (05/15/2013) [-]
It reached most of the globe, but the radiation levels weren't very harmful.
Most of the radiation that comes down in fallout is Alpha and Beta, these can hardly penetrate skin, so unless yo u breathe radioactive dust, or eat radioactive food and water you can protect yourself quite well.

But if you're close to the explosion you're gonna have to deal with more dangerous stuff. Radiant heat, blast winds, X-rays, gamma rays, and even neutron rays may be all serious threats, depending on the bomb used.


User avatar #47 - xxELITExx (05/15/2013) [-]
Damn. Thats gotta be the most interesting thing I've learned all week haha
#85 - someone kill her before she scratches her wrists  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Mr. Satan's Got Weird Taste -1
User avatar #109 - roninneko (05/15/2013) [-]
Tie her up and whip her instead.
User avatar #114 - xxELITExx (05/15/2013) [-]
eh. might as well
#15 - girl I knew in middle school had a kid at 13 she was a skank  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on I like cinimon toast crunch 0
#21 - anonymous (05/15/2013) [-]
If your from Slovakia, I ain't shocked.
#17 - took my dog for a run yesterday. for 1/16 mile. almost died  [+] (5 new replies) 05/15/2013 on God damn stairs +9
#48 - fackyazombies (05/15/2013) [-]
that's like walking down ur driveway..
User avatar #63 - killerliquid (05/15/2013) [-]
It's actually 100m....
#64 - fackyazombies (05/15/2013) [-]
Well what if you have a big driveway..
User avatar #67 - killerliquid (05/15/2013) [-]
That would mean that he is one of the 5% [?] of the wealthy people on FJ.
User avatar #35 - gunni (05/15/2013) [-]
that's like from one side of my ass to the other
#58 - well. i'd yell stop and draw my glock 05/15/2013 on This is terrifying 0
#75 - he's black n on crack 05/15/2013 on Parkour nigga +2
#74 - oh the back of his head 05/15/2013 on Parkour nigga 0
#19 - two words. -bar fights- 05/15/2013 on A True Video Game Store... 0
#68 - personally i think ADHD and ADD are ******** . and… 05/13/2013 on Ken Robinson on education 0
#76 - me and my friend knew this girl that worked at a gas station i… 05/13/2013 on Moderation 0
#265 - I didn't side with the blades. but I did kill everyone once I … 05/13/2013 on Seriously 0
#210 - I cant even eat fast food. idk if its becausd i worked in a 4 … 05/13/2013 on Robert Downey Jr Compilation 0
#4 - I'm sure he's just going to end up making an ass out of himself 05/11/2013 on Reminds me of myself. +6
#11 - YES! someone needs to give me this for my birthday next year 05/11/2013 on Shut up and take my Epic... 0
#22 - is that digitally enhanced? kinda looks like it but it also lo…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on Anyone know a good mechanic? 0
User avatar #24 - destroyerperson (05/11/2013) [-]
its enhanced
#21 - I think it a suspension issue 05/11/2013 on Anyone know a good mechanic? +1
#159 - damn. good to know  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on just an albino snake +1
#160 - lolerlaura (05/12/2013) [-]
Pet stores are kind of like reptile puppy mills. They don't give a shit if the animals are happy as long as they can make a buck.

I just try to steer people in the right direction if they are interested in the hobby.
#144 - I don't get it 05/11/2013 on Votes count people.... 0
#154 - That looks like something I would want in my home lol. althoug…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2013 on just an albino snake +1
User avatar #155 - lolerlaura (05/09/2013) [-]
And that is why you don't get the stupidly large snakes. Carpet pythons, California Kings, Red Tail Boas and Ball Pythons are good tempered and not insanely large snakes. Ball pythons are the most fun I think because they have a ton of awesome colorations. Also a normal (what Andromeda here is) is only 15-20$ from a breeder (don't go to petstores, they neglect and don't feed the animals nearly enough) while a petstore will try to quadrouple the price for any color or pattern.
User avatar #159 - xxELITExx (05/11/2013) [-]
damn. good to know
#160 - lolerlaura (05/12/2013) [-]
Pet stores are kind of like reptile puppy mills. They don't give a shit if the animals are happy as long as they can make a buck.

I just try to steer people in the right direction if they are interested in the hobby.
#47 - The only issue is the extremely easy access to high powered AR…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Votes count people.... -3
User avatar #101 - snickerstheif (05/09/2013) [-]
>my AR license
lol
User avatar #144 - xxELITExx (05/11/2013) [-]
I don't get it
#141 - put the oven on the clean setting. I forget what it is called … 05/09/2013 on Forgot to take my pizza out. +3

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