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#92 - sauce?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on what the... 0
User avatar #95 - BmanX (05/20/2013) [-]
Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin? Pretty funny web series. You can watch them all on GameTrailers.
#37 - Comment deleted 05/20/2013 on Bright side Ben +4
#491 - its in Minneapolis MN i'm pretty sure. One of my friends took … 05/20/2013 on The quietest room in the... 0
#126 - Because I like to give people **** if they think … 05/20/2013 on The worst type -... 0
#14 - -at party -guy asks to use my lighter -sure, hand him …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2013 on The worst type -... +123
#66 - rainbowrush (05/19/2013) [-]
I don't understand that thought process. Why would you ever want to buy a yellow lighter?
User avatar #126 - xxELITExx (05/20/2013) [-]
Because I like to give people shit if they think yellow lighters are bad luck lol
#104 - matttboyagain (05/19/2013) [-]
#23 - dont pick him up and drop him on his back or anything 05/18/2013 on Wrastling 0
#124 - I ******* live 45 miles from this damn room and I…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2013 on The quietest room in the... +10
User avatar #282 - triforcefox (05/19/2013) [-]
Where is it located?
User avatar #491 - xxELITExx (05/20/2013) [-]
its in Minneapolis MN i'm pretty sure. One of my friends took his family there a few months ago.
#4 - thats the airstrip in sydney. 05/18/2013 on Australia 0
#23 - Guys got bigger balls than that bear does 05/18/2013 on DJ 4DM1Ns reaction on "How... 0
#8 - that plans probably gonna need a few new engines 05/18/2013 on Fuck 0
#11 - Forget the blackjack  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Am I using this channel... +32
User avatar #12 - lacypushupbra (05/17/2013) [-]
And the channel.
#47 - anonymous (05/17/2013) [-]
And the hookers. I'm broke.
#7 - if I held the door open for a feminist and she went off I like… 05/17/2013 on Experimental Drift -1
#99 - that seems smart. 05/17/2013 on Kill it before it spawns more! 0
#13 - Why couldn't hitler gas these assholes. 05/17/2013 on Facebook +2
#135 - firing squad with rubber bullets might do it. 05/17/2013 on Good Parenting 0
#26 - thats some ******* art 05/17/2013 on some men 0
#2 - ******* awesome 05/17/2013 on Creeper +1
#23 - Most Soul Gems only hold the souls of creatures, and not human… 05/17/2013 on Pick up the nearest book. 0
#2 - what does MFW mean. its been bothering me for so long  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on MFW my high school friends... 0
User avatar #4 - gallifreyan (05/17/2013) [-]
My Face When
#7 - If thats a religion then I should make a religion and call it … 05/17/2013 on What if... +1
#1 - The girl on the right looks alarmingly close to my cousin.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on The most complicated game ever 0
User avatar #3 - summerbreeze (05/17/2013) [-]
you cousin is hot
#4 - It would probably be worse than that haha 05/17/2013 on What if... +2
#3 - I'm not too sure on what scientology is, but I think its the b…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2013 on What if... +1
#6 - solarisofcelestia (05/17/2013) [-]
Yes this picture is from the poster of a movie "Seed People" an early nineties alien invasion film. As for Scientology, I'm not familiar with anyone who is one. However from what the public has presented about them they're an organization founded by Elrond Hubbard. They believe in aliens but specifically claim every religion to be false, some of these being the direct intervention from aliens seeking to control humans.
User avatar #7 - xxELITExx (05/17/2013) [-]
If thats a religion then I should make a religion and call it religionology lol
#248 - Its the best game in the market because the people that play v…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on Damn Quickscopers +3
User avatar #253 - nuclearapparition (05/17/2013) [-]
You deserve a shit ton more green thumbs than you have my friend. You took the words tight out of my mouth.
#214 - Anyone know of a game that is more tactical like ARMA but for the 360?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Damn Quickscopers 0
User avatar #220 - derfranz (05/17/2013) [-]
Maybe operation flashpoint
#216 - Mexicandude (05/17/2013) [-]
Call of duty black ops son! Best game in the market!
User avatar #248 - xxELITExx (05/17/2013) [-]
Its the best game in the market because the people that play video games today don't know how to respect a games overall qualities. The ONLY reason its is the so called best in the market is because there are a lot more little children in this world that play the games and they think its fun. So the producers keep the coding for it copied and ready to paste into another game. The only thing they do is go through, clean up the bugs, redesign the equipment, ranks, perks, and maps. Throw in a set of weapons that is superior. Then they add a few new ones for each and give it a different story with cooler gadgets and kill-streak rewards. They do design the new maps, which is really why it takes so long to release the next one. Once they have redesigned the old game and put the pile of garbage onto a disk, they sell it, saying that is a completely new game and everything is a lot better than it was before. They don't try to make it on a different engine or give people a variety of game play. Its all the same run and gun with SMGs and Assault Rifles. THAT IS NOT TACTICAL. There is no fucking skill involved and that is why so many people play it. All you need is the highest rank and you have anything you need to do good. Teams are the most useless thing in the COD games. It just allows other people to get in the way and steal your kills. There is no skill anywhere near the COD franchise, not even in the development process.

Now, if you think that COD is tactical you need to play another game once in a while and redefine what tactical actually means. Tactical is having a SPECIFIC battle plan, such as telling a squad to pop smoke and lay down suppressive fire on them, while 'we' flank left. I'll throw smoke in the street, then you move up the right flank.
Details. Details. Details.

I know that COD is fun. I loved it for years. But now I want some realism.
User avatar #253 - nuclearapparition (05/17/2013) [-]
You deserve a shit ton more green thumbs than you have my friend. You took the words tight out of my mouth.
#218 - Mexicandude (05/17/2013) [-]
Really? Can you not see the obvious sarcasm?
#283 - desacabose (05/17/2013) [-]
#217 - Lulzilla (05/17/2013) [-]



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