Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

xxELITExx

xxELITExx Avatar Level 209 Comments: Comedic Genius
Offline
Send mail to xxELITExx Block xxELITExx Invite xxELITExx to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 67
Date Signed Up:4/01/2010
Last Login:12/07/2014
Location:Bratislava
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 3382 total,  4004 ,  622
Comment Thumbs: 1107 total,  1853 ,  746
Content Level Progress: 91% (91/100)
Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 209 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 210 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:0
Content Views:105012
Times Content Favorited:346 times
Total Comments Made:1393
FJ Points:264
Favorite Tags: Insanity Wolf (5) | Awesome (2) | battle (2) | epic (2) | kitchen (2) | Pipboy (2) | Signs (2)

latest user's comments

#29 - thats is exactly why im kind of glad im three years behind in …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2013 on My biggest fear +2
User avatar #34 - nerdicorn (05/29/2013) [-]
lol
#98 - ya know this would make for a pretty interesting elder scrolls… 05/29/2013 on Inverted 0
#46 - score 05/26/2013 on Well sh*t 0
#32 - she needs to start doing porn already. before she OD's  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2013 on Totally Normal +35
User avatar #33 - wilfredfanforever (05/26/2013) [-]
agreed.
#21 - guy in the vans like BANZIIIII! 05/26/2013 on Rainstorm 0
#19 - I know, right. Its bothersome that they miss the first couple …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Cats are wierd +3
#24 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
hey, i aM DOING THIS JUST TO PISS YOU OFF
User avatar #33 - ilovehitler (05/26/2013) [-]
I am sO DONE WITH THIS SITE
#50 - larryqa has deleted their comment.
#40 - the wake up story would be scary except ... no one will rape me  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2013 on Well sh*t 0
#45 - adamhateseve (05/26/2013) [-]
I will.
User avatar #46 - xxELITExx (05/26/2013) [-]
score
#55 - with all the crazy **** i have done, I read this … 05/26/2013 on Death 4: On Stranger Dies. 0
#42 - Welcome to the water temple …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/26/2013 on 10 Things We learned from... 0
User avatar #44 - awesomedewd (05/27/2013) [-]
Took me literally 10-15 minutes to clear... I'll never understand why people think it's hard.
User avatar #46 - lordtakeo (05/30/2013) [-]
3DS version where you got all this flashy colours to navigate, or the real one?

Where you asked yourself "...where am I?"
User avatar #47 - awesomedewd (05/30/2013) [-]
Hell no, I'll never play 3D.
User avatar #48 - lordtakeo (05/30/2013) [-]
Hm, then you either must been older than 10 as you played it, or actually used the map.
Oh, btw, the good side on 3D was, masterquest has been added in there.
#24 - used to do this all the time Me: Knock Knock. Them: Wh… 05/26/2013 on Tom Hanks At His Best 0
#5 - woulda made more sense to name the new one xbox 90. because of…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2013 on What a silly name -2
User avatar #13 - laelaps (05/23/2013) [-]
Because when you see it you turn 90 degrees and walk away
User avatar #7 - resbiansrock (05/23/2013) [-]
I was hoping for "Xbox Infinity", it sounded so much cooler...
#2 - that dog looks exactly like mine. half golden retriever and ha… 05/23/2013 on Thinking cat 0
#242 - 50,000 people used to live here... now its a ghost town... 05/23/2013 on Who is Ready to Learn Some... +11
#56 - yeaaah. but I forgive it. It just wants to keep you too warm s… 05/22/2013 on let it burn! +2
#54 - I love fire. Its one of my few friends. its warm, always t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on let it burn! +3
User avatar #55 - jimmy nice (05/22/2013) [-]
Fire and I have a love/hate relationship. I love fire and fire burns all the things I love ... like my hands.
User avatar #56 - xxELITExx (05/22/2013) [-]
yeaaah. but I forgive it. It just wants to keep you too warm sometimes.
#77 - its would be illegal for him to comment on her specifically  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on Smart Guy +4
User avatar #79 - dinoking (05/22/2013) [-]
Ahhhhhhhhh thanks
#84 - and my school couldnt have the phrase 'we make it rain' 05/22/2013 on This repost is worthy of... 0
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on Life Hack 0
#5 - anonymous Comment deleted by xxELITExx
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Life Hack 0
#3 - anonymous Comment deleted by xxELITExx
#4 - xxELITExx Comment deleted by xxELITExx
#5 - anonymous Comment deleted by xxELITExx
#11 - I love when people tell me 'they can't look up you personal hi… 05/20/2013 on job application logic +4
#17 - ancient egyptian algebra 05/20/2013 on those cats 0
#9 - i used to word in a kitchen and everytime I would cut onions I… 05/20/2013 on Onions 0
#68 - when I become wealthy. I will have a fallout shelter like this. 05/20/2013 on Funny Business 0
#29 - damn. thats cold. 05/20/2013 on everytime a girl dumps me 0
#9 - My last gf told me it was over in a text. I called her and she…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2013 on everytime a girl dumps me +1
User avatar #27 - unicornmangina (05/20/2013) [-]
i nce got dumped via post it note..explain plz
User avatar #29 - xxELITExx (05/20/2013) [-]
damn. thats cold.
#20 - anonymous (05/20/2013) [-]
Was she mute?

Comments(0):

 

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
No comments!
 Friends (0)