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xxELITExx

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Age: 69
Date Signed Up:4/01/2010
Last Login:12/12/2015
Location:Bratislava
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#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on anal fury +3
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#80 - why not a dollar bill. or a hundred dollar bill. or what would…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/10/2013 on Ed, Edd, and Chelly +1
#136 - palindromia (08/10/2013) [-]
you cant use paper money because its serialized. it would become obvious that you are counterfeiting.
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#138 - thegamerslife (08/10/2013) [-]
So get some of those dollar coins, or older more valuable coins. My fiancee's uncle sold one coin for $3000 dollars, so imagine making like 10 of them and then selling them really fast one after another before you single handedly(sp) destroy the market for them (the value)
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#94 - morganfreesloth (08/10/2013) [-]
dude. you are blowing my mind with seeing through the clones eyes.... how... how would that work...
#119 - creepyunclebob (08/10/2013) [-]
I remember something on the SCP Foundation site that worked like that. 5 identical guys each experienced everything the other 4 did, but they were incapable of recognizing each other and started arguing and yelling at each other whenever they met.
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#122 - morganfreesloth (08/10/2013) [-]
that's crazy as hell.
#130 - creepyunclebob (08/10/2013) [-]
I have no idea if I'll be able to find it again, but I did find a similar one.
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-284
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#159 - morganfreesloth (08/11/2013) [-]
until just now were i find out what the scp is and now it seems that it probably is fake. im stupid
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#158 - morganfreesloth (08/11/2013) [-]
This is amazing. like i just read that it is crazy. my girlfriend thinks it is fake though.
#24 - damn that was deep. 08/10/2013 on Catch them all 0
#356 - Dead Thing. I kinda like it 08/10/2013 on Description. 0
#51 - but youtube cannot show full penetration 08/10/2013 on John F Kennedy & Justn... 0
#321 - Wish I had suction, If you catch my drift o_o for som… 08/10/2013 on The 13 People You See At... 0
#58 - x = 1.25 Solved  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2013 on 2+2=5 +5
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#74 - tehfriman (08/10/2013) [-]
There are 2 kinds of people.
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#155 - koobzacc (08/10/2013) [-]
I think I like his kind
#34 - I set four alarms. one for every 15 minutes  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on Shit +1
#39 - doggstar (08/10/2013) [-]
i have 23 at 1 minute intervals
#317 - all my friends come to me to fix their electronics. careful wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2013 on The 13 People You See At... 0
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#318 - Kairyuka (08/10/2013) [-]
I know the fumes are bad, we have suction, don't worry ;D
And the cold saw is a big round saw with a liquid cooling system. It's used for sawing through various metals. It always sounds like something's wrong and it's filled with water and metal shavings ;-;
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#321 - xxELITExx (08/10/2013) [-]
Wish I had suction, If you catch my drift o_o

for some reason the saw sounded like something completely different
#310 - sitting around and putting small **** together and fixing it haha fun  [+] (4 new replies) 08/10/2013 on The 13 People You See At... 0
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#313 - Kairyuka (08/10/2013) [-]
Some times we solder, some times we weld. It's kinda fun. Hate using the cold saw though :I
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#317 - xxELITExx (08/10/2013) [-]
all my friends come to me to fix their electronics. careful with solder though. rosin core is usually 60/40 tin/lead. fumes are poison. the shit is a cold saw?
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#318 - Kairyuka (08/10/2013) [-]
I know the fumes are bad, we have suction, don't worry ;D
And the cold saw is a big round saw with a liquid cooling system. It's used for sawing through various metals. It always sounds like something's wrong and it's filled with water and metal shavings ;-;
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#321 - xxELITExx (08/10/2013) [-]
Wish I had suction, If you catch my drift o_o

for some reason the saw sounded like something completely different