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Date Signed Up:4/01/2010
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#62 - I love watching the speedometers in the fast and furious movie…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2013 on real love 0
User avatar #94 - EddFitzpatrick (06/01/2013) [-]
Changing up 7 times in a five speed!;)
User avatar #119 - xxELITExx (06/03/2013) [-]
also the cars that turn into a 2 ton bomb when shot lol
#433 - Anyone familiar with the gauss rifle that was made a few years… 06/01/2013 on Er mer gerd hernerts 0
#431 - I'd go with a Maliwan Sniper over anything. F.U.C.K. Y.E.S. 06/01/2013 on Er mer gerd hernerts 0
#428 - Anything and everything possible. 06/01/2013 on Er mer gerd hernerts 0
#21 - Comment deleted 06/01/2013 on Nailed It 0
#31 - I was sick with the flu in December, dropped 20 pounds, couldn… 06/01/2013 on This grownup patch sucks. 0
#66 - I would tell slender man to teleport his ass in my room becaus… 06/01/2013 on Title 0
#53 - a simple safety pin would ruin their day 05/31/2013 on Take me to a place 0
#314 - they should serve Jap Spider crab legs at red lobster. not cra… 05/31/2013 on Weird animals errmigawd -1
#109 - what about it? 05/31/2013 on Leather Gloves +1
#4 - Comment deleted 05/31/2013 on Just~Soldier~Things 0
#9 - If I knew I had to live another life I would kill myself right now 05/31/2013 on The Cycle Continues 0
#11 - ******* awesome 05/31/2013 on Feels 0
#14 - I intentionally use ****** weapons and do bad now… 05/31/2013 on damn vidya games +1
#14 - bumsnatchr  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2013 on Share a.... 0
User avatar #19 - settlwlvs (05/31/2013) [-]
lol.
"Dafuq is bumsnatchr?"
*a dozen posts later*
"Ah, that's bumsnatchr. In that case: bumsnatchr."
#13 - bumsnatcher?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2013 on Share a.... 0
User avatar #14 - xxELITExx (05/31/2013) [-]
bumsnatchr
User avatar #19 - settlwlvs (05/31/2013) [-]
lol.
"Dafuq is bumsnatchr?"
*a dozen posts later*
"Ah, that's bumsnatchr. In that case: bumsnatchr."
#33 - Schwaan's mofo 05/31/2013 on another tumblr post 0
#29 - My brothers quote was "I want to destroy something beaut… 05/31/2013 on Yearbook Quote Compilation... +7
#28 - GROSS 05/30/2013 on 'Merica -3
#17 - my great aunt has a rectangular one in her ****** … 05/30/2013 on Almost as safe 0
#8 - no. you slap them. not hard. lightly. a friendly slap 05/30/2013 on alone 0
#125 - faith in humanity... Slowly restoring 05/30/2013 on Human +1
#124 - well thats not fair cuz someone will do anything for a klondike bar 05/30/2013 on Police Chief 0
#26 - I bet a lot more people would obey the law if every once in a …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Police Chief +13
User avatar #38 - sepheroth (05/30/2013) [-]
I've gotten away with trying to break into a gated community because I told them I knew the code for the other gate and that I had a clean record.

I mean, I actually did know the gate for the main entrance, and I actually do have a clean record. But they had no way of knowing that without actually checking!
User avatar #31 - waffies (05/30/2013) [-]
Heck.... i'd do it for a klondike bar!
User avatar #124 - xxELITExx (05/30/2013) [-]
well thats not fair cuz someone will do anything for a klondike bar
#17 - my last gf's had lots of hobbies. they mostly included sex wit… 05/29/2013 on Know what guys want +5

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