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#79 - oh... well that IS a logical explanation 08/15/2014 on when a thunderstorm hits an... 0
#75 - If you look at the gif, there are multiple times when the gree…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2014 on when a thunderstorm hits an... 0
User avatar #76 - animedudej (08/15/2014) [-]
around airports (especially larger ones) there are pockets of airspace that planes are sent to where they are in a holding patern while waiting for permission to land

also where they nearly merge is probably just innacurate tracking but in the bigger airports planes will land around 10-20 seconds of another plane landing depending entirely on the size of the plane
User avatar #79 - xtwinblade (08/15/2014) [-]
oh... well that IS a logical explanation
#73 - yeah i know its sped up, but that is still a lot of planes goi…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on when a thunderstorm hits an... 0
User avatar #93 - imalex (08/15/2014) [-]
All planes are going in different altitudes and planes usually land on the same strip with a timespace of 5-10 minutes
ive even heard of as little as 2 minutes
#72 - when the thunderstorm was over the airport, there was a spot w…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/15/2014 on when a thunderstorm hits an... 0
User avatar #74 - animedudej (08/15/2014) [-]
regulation says they are to remain 1000ft seperated in altitude...
User avatar #75 - xtwinblade (08/15/2014) [-]
If you look at the gif, there are multiple times when the green dots are almost merging into one big blob and continue to follow the same path. That would mean that those green dots were planes following each other at the same time. Like commercial airliners tailgating each other.
User avatar #76 - animedudej (08/15/2014) [-]
around airports (especially larger ones) there are pockets of airspace that planes are sent to where they are in a holding patern while waiting for permission to land

also where they nearly merge is probably just innacurate tracking but in the bigger airports planes will land around 10-20 seconds of another plane landing depending entirely on the size of the plane
User avatar #79 - xtwinblade (08/15/2014) [-]
oh... well that IS a logical explanation
#71 - i know its far from realtime, but its like ******* …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/15/2014 on when a thunderstorm hits an... 0
User avatar #78 - hydraetis (08/15/2014) [-]
Different altitudes.
User avatar #80 - xtwinblade (08/15/2014) [-]
Okay you win.
#98 - StarvedSouthKorean (08/15/2014) [-]
I like a man that knows when to quit.
#69 - i know its sped up, but it shows multiple planes trying to lan…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/15/2014 on when a thunderstorm hits an... 0
User avatar #70 - animedudej (08/15/2014) [-]
they are perhaps spaces adequately? or the map is just not properly to scale and/or the tracking not accurate
User avatar #72 - xtwinblade (08/15/2014) [-]
when the thunderstorm was over the airport, there was a spot with 8 airplanes going in the same fucking circle 3 times. If someone was beside the airport and looked up he/she would see 20 fucking planes just swirling around.
User avatar #74 - animedudej (08/15/2014) [-]
regulation says they are to remain 1000ft seperated in altitude...
User avatar #75 - xtwinblade (08/15/2014) [-]
If you look at the gif, there are multiple times when the green dots are almost merging into one big blob and continue to follow the same path. That would mean that those green dots were planes following each other at the same time. Like commercial airliners tailgating each other.
User avatar #76 - animedudej (08/15/2014) [-]
around airports (especially larger ones) there are pockets of airspace that planes are sent to where they are in a holding patern while waiting for permission to land

also where they nearly merge is probably just innacurate tracking but in the bigger airports planes will land around 10-20 seconds of another plane landing depending entirely on the size of the plane
User avatar #79 - xtwinblade (08/15/2014) [-]
oh... well that IS a logical explanation
#30 - Picture 08/15/2014 on when a thunderstorm hits an... 0
#26 - That gif is either ******** , or this is how that …  [+] (24 new replies) 08/15/2014 on when a thunderstorm hits an... +47
User avatar #108 - buttinspecter (08/15/2014) [-]
It's sped up a to sow several hours within a few seconds, and, as you can see, it's most of Missouri so the planes are farther apart than they look.
User avatar #101 - clannadqs (08/15/2014) [-]
I commented on this, sort of. I live in Georgia and this airport is the most busy airport in the entire world. I haven't been there for a while, but I do remember there being many runways.
User avatar #84 - alleksi (08/15/2014) [-]
The blue dots are most likely not up to scale.
User avatar #85 - xtwinblade (08/15/2014) [-]
Well you know i wasnt completely serious either. i know there is a logical explanation, but when you see that many dots and think those are airplanes... like jeez thats a lot of airplanes
User avatar #68 - animedudej (08/15/2014) [-]
you know that that is sped up and depending on how fast the airplane can get it's butt off the runway another plane can land within a minut if i'm not mistaken...
User avatar #69 - xtwinblade (08/15/2014) [-]
i know its sped up, but it shows multiple planes trying to land at the same time, i've never seen 4 planes swirling around the airport at the same time before. But in this gif it happens all the time
User avatar #70 - animedudej (08/15/2014) [-]
they are perhaps spaces adequately? or the map is just not properly to scale and/or the tracking not accurate
User avatar #72 - xtwinblade (08/15/2014) [-]
when the thunderstorm was over the airport, there was a spot with 8 airplanes going in the same fucking circle 3 times. If someone was beside the airport and looked up he/she would see 20 fucking planes just swirling around.
User avatar #74 - animedudej (08/15/2014) [-]
regulation says they are to remain 1000ft seperated in altitude...
User avatar #75 - xtwinblade (08/15/2014) [-]
If you look at the gif, there are multiple times when the green dots are almost merging into one big blob and continue to follow the same path. That would mean that those green dots were planes following each other at the same time. Like commercial airliners tailgating each other.
User avatar #76 - animedudej (08/15/2014) [-]
around airports (especially larger ones) there are pockets of airspace that planes are sent to where they are in a holding patern while waiting for permission to land

also where they nearly merge is probably just innacurate tracking but in the bigger airports planes will land around 10-20 seconds of another plane landing depending entirely on the size of the plane
User avatar #79 - xtwinblade (08/15/2014) [-]
oh... well that IS a logical explanation
#38 - listerthepessimist (08/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #34 - ruinsage (08/15/2014) [-]
Probably has more than one runway, and this gif is not even remotely in real time.
User avatar #71 - xtwinblade (08/15/2014) [-]
i know its far from realtime, but its like fucking 16 airplanes landing at the same time. at one point there were like 8 planes going in the exact same circles, like what the fuck man i've never seen more than 3 planes in the air around an airport at the same time
User avatar #78 - hydraetis (08/15/2014) [-]
Different altitudes.
User avatar #80 - xtwinblade (08/15/2014) [-]
Okay you win.
#98 - StarvedSouthKorean (08/15/2014) [-]
I like a man that knows when to quit.
User avatar #33 - zaphster (08/15/2014) [-]
I am no expert, but I can guess that it's sped up a lot.
User avatar #73 - xtwinblade (08/15/2014) [-]
yeah i know its sped up, but that is still a lot of planes going in the same path at the same time, it would be extremely dangerous.
User avatar #93 - imalex (08/15/2014) [-]
All planes are going in different altitudes and planes usually land on the same strip with a timespace of 5-10 minutes
ive even heard of as little as 2 minutes
User avatar #32 - jonajon (08/15/2014) [-]
An airport is a lot bigger than one runway. And they will be cramming the planes in as fast as possible because, you know, storm.

Also this .gif is probably over the span of 3-4 hours
#29 - StarvedSouthKorean (08/15/2014) [-]
>how that airport looks like
#30 - xtwinblade (08/15/2014) [-]
#94 - im currently prescribed on Concerta, after i take my meds i lo… 08/15/2014 on failed to get high 0
#29 - Its really simple actually, but it might be very hard for you … 08/15/2014 on Every fucking day +2
#388 - People actually think I didn't use wrong grammar on purpose. 08/14/2014 on ads and funny webms 0
#244 - I can't believe how dumb you must be.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2014 on ads and funny webms -2
#254 - slat (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #388 - xtwinblade (08/14/2014) [-]
People actually think I didn't use wrong grammar on purpose.
#242 - You're ads gave me virus  [+] (4 new replies) 08/14/2014 on ads and funny webms 0
#243 - zyketor (08/14/2014) [-]
Jesus, I thought you idiots only existed on Facebook.
#244 - xtwinblade (08/14/2014) [-]
I can't believe how dumb you must be.
#254 - slat (08/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #388 - xtwinblade (08/14/2014) [-]
People actually think I didn't use wrong grammar on purpose.
#51 - i actually thought sand of time was better. 08/12/2014 on Games then and now. +2
#46 - as a boxer i can deny it as flawless. Not enough hip force, th…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/11/2014 on security 0
#62 - bann (08/12/2014) [-]
Flawless for catching him totally off guard though
User avatar #60 - westonbeast (08/12/2014) [-]
I second this. This was a nigger uppercut. All upper arm, not enough momentum.
User avatar #57 - narluga (08/11/2014) [-]
well, lets think of it this way, does he look like a boxer?
User avatar #54 - bastardusnorvegi (08/11/2014) [-]
he didn't want to hurt him badly i guess
#78 - Im not saying that p=m/V is wrong, where the mass is using Kg/…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on Would you do it. 0
#79 - validandclear (08/08/2014) [-]
#75 - if you fill a 1m^3 cube of gas it will have a certain mass. If…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Would you do it. 0
#77 - validandclear (08/08/2014) [-]
I don't see how that conflicts with what I said :/ She blows up like a balloon and she becomes less dense, or becomes smaller and more dense. The overall mass does stay the same (protons and all) but her density and volume are inversely related. I do realize this is science fiction, but mathematically speaking I suppose. We are arguing the same issue I think.
User avatar #78 - xtwinblade (08/08/2014) [-]
Im not saying that p=m/V is wrong, where the mass is using Kg/m3.
But i did tackle your statement wrong trying to say that M=pV is wrong, which it isnt.

If she manages to blow up like a ballon to form the shape she is looking for, she would would contain the same mass. but yes she would become less dense, but since her volume would also increase, the mass doesnt change.
#79 - validandclear (08/08/2014) [-]
#21 - Prove you're a freemason, and you first need to track down a l…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on more crap to forget 0
User avatar #34 - reginleif (08/08/2014) [-]
There's one literally blocks away from my home. 0.o

Do I win?
#49 - Picture 08/08/2014 on Oh Harrison +2
#47 - people are so dumb, its not a ******* disney movi…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Oh Harrison 0
User avatar #48 - Whaaaaaaaaa (08/08/2014) [-]
Disney owns Marvel, Marvel owns Thor, Thor is the son of a king, New Thor is going to be a Woman....Thor is a Disney princess.
User avatar #71 - regimentbluefly (08/09/2014) [-]
hi whaaaaaaaaa
#49 - xtwinblade (08/08/2014) [-]
#56 - mass is not density x volume. Mass is the total combining matt…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Would you do it. -3
User avatar #74 - cjfj (08/08/2014) [-]
Congrats, you made me log in to tell you how derp you are.

Mass = Density x Volume, as we all learned in 5th grade. Changing either the density or volume of an object does in fact change the product of this equation (mass). Whichever book told you that mass is a measure of matter in atoms - burn it.
User avatar #75 - xtwinblade (08/08/2014) [-]
if you fill a 1m^3 cube of gas it will have a certain mass. If you take all that gass and put it in a 50cm^3 cube it will not gain mass because it has a higher density. Im talking physics where mass is determined by how many protons and electrons there is in each atom the object is made out of.

To change mass you have to either gain or loose a physical property of mass. an object cannot change mass and not change the number of particles making up the object, because that would break physics. There is something called the conservation of energy, fucking read a book.
#77 - validandclear (08/08/2014) [-]
I don't see how that conflicts with what I said :/ She blows up like a balloon and she becomes less dense, or becomes smaller and more dense. The overall mass does stay the same (protons and all) but her density and volume are inversely related. I do realize this is science fiction, but mathematically speaking I suppose. We are arguing the same issue I think.
User avatar #78 - xtwinblade (08/08/2014) [-]
Im not saying that p=m/V is wrong, where the mass is using Kg/m3.
But i did tackle your statement wrong trying to say that M=pV is wrong, which it isnt.

If she manages to blow up like a ballon to form the shape she is looking for, she would would contain the same mass. but yes she would become less dense, but since her volume would also increase, the mass doesnt change.
#79 - validandclear (08/08/2014) [-]
#311 - of course not, it's creepypasta 08/07/2014 on What is a cool Psychology... +12
#77 - There have to be a lot of different althele body types, thinki… 08/06/2014 on Female body types. +7
#404 - Picture 08/05/2014 on What's your life story in 3... +4
#375 - one-thousand-five-hundred-and-one  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2014 on What's your life story in 3... +4
#398 - StarvedSouthKorean (08/05/2014) [-]
"And" would be improper when using a worded number
#404 - xtwinblade (08/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - xnexi (06/26/2012) [-]
xtwinblade... that name is familiar e_e does the game lunia say someting to you?
User avatar #2 to #1 - dogziller ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
the fool, tis fable!
User avatar #3 to #2 - xtwinblade (07/02/2013) [-]
Quite correct.
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