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Date Signed Up:3/03/2012
Last Login:11/28/2014
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#183 - People actually believe this whole thing will change anything.…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on (untitled) +4
#377 - greyhoundfd (09/22/2014) [-]
You say that, but these people are wiping out competition. Even with Nazi Germany, we never saw how insane and imperialistic these people truly were until they arrived in Poland, and what we're seeing right now is the lead-up to that. Now, either we can sit still and do nothing while they solidify their grip on websites that could even try to offset them, or we take an active role in stopping this before the SJWs get fingers inside major video game companies, news stations, and legal bodies.

I didn't take this seriously until I found out about this Zoe Quinn event. That incident proved to me beyond a doubt that if we do not keep these people in check, they will pose a threat to us both on and off of the internet. Hell, these maniacs doxxed a fucking kid because he expressed an opinion they didn't like. We don't have a monopoly on doxxing, we never have, and that is a weapon neither I nor anyone else here wants to see used on innocents or us.

What happens when these people get organization and start raids? What happens when FJ and other sites start dropping because the feminazis found the LOIC and start using it en masse against us? What do we do when these people turn into full fledged nut jobs and start trying to bomb MRA rallies or kill politicians who aren't openly feminist? These are extremists, if you think they aren't a threat you are ignoring every single historical piece of evidence to the contrary.
User avatar #236 - hydraetis (09/21/2014) [-]
I also think it's pretty sad how big of a deal everyone's making of this shit. I mean come on, a bunch of dumb articles from websites that no one in the real world cares about are not going to fucking cause a global cataclysm.
#276 - pitifulsoul (09/22/2014) [-]
It's a snowball.
It always starts small, then it gets bigger and badder until you have an entire avalanche
#17978 - When you're working chest you are also working triceps, so you… 09/21/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#2959 - schrodingers cat was a hypothetical situation of quantum physi… 09/21/2014 on /science/ board 0
#17969 - sounds about right. 09/21/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#17967 - no, this is 9% bodyfat. this picture was taken two mont…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #17968 - leal (09/21/2014) [-]
b3
User avatar #17969 - xtwinblade (09/21/2014) [-]
sounds about right.
#17965 - hard to say. If it was sorted by weight and body fat percentag…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #17973 - TokenWhiteKid (09/21/2014) [-]
>tfw I'm surrounded by hungry skeletons
User avatar #17966 - leal (09/21/2014) [-]
That's not 9% bf
#17967 - xtwinblade (09/21/2014) [-]
no, this is 9% bodyfat.
this picture was taken two months ago. the first picture was takin in february.
User avatar #17968 - leal (09/21/2014) [-]
b3
User avatar #17969 - xtwinblade (09/21/2014) [-]
sounds about right.
#17963 - You should add pushups for chest and triceps. Wide, close and …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
User avatar #17976 - ravenpt (09/21/2014) [-]
Thanks bra. I might just add that, I'd like to work on chest a bit more, so it sounds something I'd like.

Also another question (to both and to whoever might read), should I workout the muscles in that order or should I do something like Chest - Triceps - Biceps - Chest - Triceps... ?
User avatar #17978 - xtwinblade (09/21/2014) [-]
When you're working chest you are also working triceps, so you should have Chest-biceps-triceps-chest(isolation workout like flyes) to give muscles a resting time.
#31 - actually i think its hot.. 09/21/2014 on He won't notice..... 0
#276 - i still prefer PC, but the big thing for me VS consoles is HAR…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on Graphics +1
#281 - megayoming (09/20/2014) [-]
#46 - being over 30 does not increase the chances of a kid having au…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on New show from MTV 0
User avatar #47 - tealcanaan (09/20/2014) [-]
More fodder for the coming war,
#259 - now that both the xbone and ps4 has 60fps 1080p you cant reall…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Graphics 0
#271 - megayoming (09/20/2014) [-]
PC=Good
XBOX=Subscription and gimmicks
PS=Meh
Wii=Brawl


Pc is ok I can play it any time i damn well please and there are plenty of games i can play for free.
Xbox for exclusives and paying for multilayer games Commitment and makes me feel like i need to play so i dont feel wrong about paying for Xbox gold
PS same shit but still has a good reputation-ish Starting to be jewish
Wii Nostalgic boners that will never wither. Al; around a good reminder of the past still has games to make you laugh and rage.

Play your games and chill my child IDGAF-about any graphics or genre preferences i just like playing games that i can play whenever i damn well please.

TL&DR my opinions but i don't care im a faggot and i suck dick.
User avatar #276 - xtwinblade (09/20/2014) [-]
i still prefer PC, but the big thing for me VS consoles is HARDWARE. you need good hardware on a pc to get Most of the benefits from playing on a PC.

i have a computer that cost me 40% more than my xbox, and i get 14fps on lowest settings possible on games which my xbox can run completely fine.
You have to actually spend a lot of money on a PC to get those Super Uber mods that add the 3rd party entertainment argument a lot of people use.

The xbox gold i dont really mind, its not that expensive. But i do get what you mean with it feeling like i have to have a commitment to play or i am wasting "muh precious gold-money"

tl;dr play what ever the fuck you want, on whatever the fuck you want.
#281 - megayoming (09/20/2014) [-]
#69 - alright so i have no idea what this #gamergate thing is, i've …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/19/2014 on image deleted after 5 minutes 0
User avatar #81 - asasqw (09/19/2014) [-]
Girl with the mod made a crap game. Turns out it got such high marks because she fucked 5 (9 suspected) people to get her game passed. People got pissed and started to see how corrupt game journalism is. middle bit bla bla lots of sites are strait out banning people for even talking about this since they are on the wrong (and losing) side. Both reddit and 4chan are on the wrong side of this thing and this proves it. If it is any upside funnyjunk is one of the places advertised that you can come talk about it
#87 - Womens Study Major (09/19/2014) [-]
"Fucked 5 guys (9 suspected.)"

And zero proved.

Well actually 2 proved I guess but all that proves is that a woman had sex with 2 guys, not the existence of the journalism illuminati that whiny victim complex gamers are complaining about
#54 - i thought the english Gay meant Happy or Jolly  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on Defending my gay mom! +1
#58 - pjers (09/19/2014) [-]
long ago yes, currently no.
#40 - So you're just an asshole then.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/19/2014 on Defending my gay mom! +9
#50 - pjers (09/19/2014) [-]
Gay = lame in england, perhaps OP is english as well as an arsehole?
User avatar #54 - xtwinblade (09/19/2014) [-]
i thought the english Gay meant Happy or Jolly
#58 - pjers (09/19/2014) [-]
long ago yes, currently no.
User avatar #41 - ahremanes (09/19/2014) [-]
I am a dickbutt, yes
#37 - but was there any reason to call him gay in the first place? a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on Defending my gay mom! +8
User avatar #65 - pivotmasterdm (09/19/2014) [-]
You're the hero FJ deserves
#35 - how does "That moment you realize you're gay as **…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/19/2014 on Defending my gay mom! +16
User avatar #38 - ahremanes (09/19/2014) [-]
It is an insult!! And he is gay, as fuck
#40 - xtwinblade (09/19/2014) [-]
So you're just an asshole then.
#50 - pjers (09/19/2014) [-]
Gay = lame in england, perhaps OP is english as well as an arsehole?
User avatar #54 - xtwinblade (09/19/2014) [-]
i thought the english Gay meant Happy or Jolly
#58 - pjers (09/19/2014) [-]
long ago yes, currently no.
User avatar #41 - ahremanes (09/19/2014) [-]
I am a dickbutt, yes
#161 - oh okay, so it takes Roleplaying to a high level.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2014 on Who wants to learn about D&D 0
User avatar #169 - dogziller (09/18/2014) [-]
yeah. if you know the star wars knights of the old republic i think thats pretty accurate for how it works. you have skills you can use and stuff like that.
#62 - okay so i have never played D&D before, and i am really cu…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Who wants to learn about D&D +3
User avatar #141 - dogziller (09/18/2014) [-]
well, im new to the game but let me explain as best i can. you make characters by rolling dice and putting them into your skills. fi you've played most rpgs this is like your strength, agility, and stuff like that. the dungeon master, (or dm) is like the program in your vidya game rpg, he controls what the enemy does and says and stuff. hes the program, and your character is what your put in the program. also, the dm makes everything run smoothly. a good dm will make the campaign interesting, and fun. finally, everybody does know its you, its just you act as your character. its like acting.
User avatar #161 - xtwinblade (09/18/2014) [-]
oh okay, so it takes Roleplaying to a high level.
User avatar #169 - dogziller (09/18/2014) [-]
yeah. if you know the star wars knights of the old republic i think thats pretty accurate for how it works. you have skills you can use and stuff like that.
#104 - Having a lower pulse makes it even easier. Trained snipers usu… 09/18/2014 on House diagnosis 0
#102 - but his pulse doesnt determine his accuracy. And good snipers …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2014 on House diagnosis 0
User avatar #103 - whiteniggers (09/18/2014) [-]
shit dude it's not about the pulse being healthy, it's about knowing that after every second, he can shoot and not have his heartbeat fuck it up
User avatar #104 - xtwinblade (09/18/2014) [-]
Having a lower pulse makes it even easier. Trained snipers usually have a pulse on about 30-40bpm when shooting.
#31 - god damnit, i just fapped 20 min ago. 09/18/2014 on Booty Work 0
#81 - why. 60 is normal resting pulse.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2014 on House diagnosis 0
User avatar #101 - whiteniggers (09/18/2014) [-]
means he'd know exactly when his heart beat would jog the rifle
User avatar #102 - xtwinblade (09/18/2014) [-]
but his pulse doesnt determine his accuracy. And good snipers have a much lower pulse anyways.
User avatar #103 - whiteniggers (09/18/2014) [-]
shit dude it's not about the pulse being healthy, it's about knowing that after every second, he can shoot and not have his heartbeat fuck it up
User avatar #104 - xtwinblade (09/18/2014) [-]
Having a lower pulse makes it even easier. Trained snipers usually have a pulse on about 30-40bpm when shooting.
#109 - anorexia isnt a taste, its a health problem.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Gap +1
#152 - kanedam (09/17/2014) [-]
sorry but THAT isnt anorexia man
#99 - You can see her ribs, which is pretty ******* dis…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Gap +1
#103 - kanedam (09/16/2014) [-]
everyone got different taste man
User avatar #109 - xtwinblade (09/16/2014) [-]
anorexia isnt a taste, its a health problem.
#152 - kanedam (09/17/2014) [-]
sorry but THAT isnt anorexia man
#33 - Cats bite, so do lions. 09/15/2014 on (ΦωΦ) 0
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User avatar #1 - xnexi (06/26/2012) [-]
xtwinblade... that name is familiar e_e does the game lunia say someting to you?
User avatar #2 to #1 - dogziller ONLINE (06/28/2013) [-]
the fool, tis fable!
User avatar #3 to #2 - xtwinblade (07/02/2013) [-]
Quite correct.
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